Kenzo Suzuki is fucking terrible

[Rock Bottom]

I just had the displeasure of watching his match against Mr. Ass tonight. And no, it wasn't Mr. Ass's fault. The guy couldn't fall worth a shit, his punches were terrible, his stance makes him look like he has to shit. His valet has potential though. Mysterious Divas usually draw some interest. She was hot, in a weird way. Even with the make-up on, her face was that of a doll. Interesting.

Either way, I forsee another Lita incident here. I bet you this chick gets popular while Kenzo is Essa Riosed out the damn door. I hope to God too, because he totally sucks. Unless he had diarrhea tonight, there is no excuse for being that terrible.

[Sensei Of Mattitude]

you actually watched Smackdown?

why?

[Batsu]

Suzuki really shouldn't be packaged as Tajiri doing a La Resistance impersonation...

...that's where he sucks to me. I see potential but I think his look, and in-ring style needs a change up. He can still hate the American way but he doesn't have to look like a damn Tajiri knockoff...

[Funky Fly]

Suzuki really shouldn't be packaged as Tajiri doing a La Resistance impersonation...

...that's where he sucks to me. I see potential but I think his look, and in-ring style needs a change up. He can still hate the American way but he doesn't have to look like a damn Tajiri knockoff...
Vinnie Mac probably thinks they're the same guy.

[OssMan]

yeah can't believe that they were going to push him to main event on raw.

[James Steele]

My god....


Of all the Japanese workers,



they screw Ultimo Dragon like a drunk girl on prom night


but at least Kenzo's push is over. Thanks to the 1999(?) King Of The Ring

[c4g2]

Is Kenzo Suzuki's finishing move some leg-sweep? Last week on Smackdown he defeated Funaki that way.

[Funky Fly]

Is Kenzo Suzuki's finishing move some leg-sweep? Last week on Smackdown he defeated Funaki that way.
Modified STO.

And it was Spike Dudley, not Funaki. Funaki jobbed to Luther Reign's Emerald Fusion/Frosion/Flowsion.

[c4g2]

Modified STO.

And it was Spike Dudley, not Funaki. Funaki jobbed to Luther Reign's Emerald Fusion/Frosion/Flowsion.
Bleh. Now I don't even know the difference between Funaki and Spike. That shows how over they are now... :-\

[James Steele]

Saturdays On SpikeTV at 7pm EST/6pm CST :shifty:

[Corkscrewed]

He botched the selling of the Fameasser. But I don't see the girl staying and him leaving... considering the chick is his wife...

[Batsu]

So Luther Reigns was really doing a Snowplow and not just some scoop slam?

[Corkscrewed]

Oh, THAT'S what it is??? He also rips off the Test Drive too...

[James Steele]

:rofl:



He also had regular appearences on "The Jenny Jones Show". :lol:

[ilt_undertaker]

You mean Luther = HorseShoe? No wonder he looked familiar :eek:

[Corkscrewed]

Serio? :eek:

[Funky Fly]

So Luther Reigns was really doing a Snowplow and not just some scoop slam?
No.

Snow Plow = Scoop Slam into a Vertical Suplex sort of thing.

Emerald Fusion/Flowsion/Frosion starts off like the Rikishi Driver (ie. victim resting on one shoulder), then is quickly flipped forward to one side of the guy executing it into one of 3 positions:

1. a Side Slam kinda position (Luther's version, and the probably the safest)

2. A Brainbuster/Piledriver (with the victim's head on the outside of the executor's leg's instead of between) [the most brutal of the 3]

3. A Reverse DDT (victin's head/neck takes the most impact, but is more protected than version 2)

[Sensei Of Mattitude]

He botched the selling of the Fameasser. But I don't see the girl staying and him leaving... considering the chick is his wife...

Sable and Marc Mero ring a bell?

[SuperSlim]

man that sucked. Billy's finisher looked so terrible cause Suzuki couldn't sell it right and his match was crap.

Can't stand him. And he looks fat.

[Dirtyunderweartaker]

SUZUKI ACTUALLY HAD STOMACH PROBLEMS THAT NIGHT, THAT IS WHY HE WRESTLED AWKWARDLY. RUMOR HAS IT THAT AFTER THE MATCH, IN THE LOCKER ROOM, HE HAD SHIT STREAKS RUNNING DOWN FROM HIS CRACK DOWN BELOW HIS PANT LEG. MANAGEMENT WAS NOT HAPPY, AND REQUESTED THAT HE SHOWERED. :eek:

[SirLoinSteak]

SUZUKI ACTUALLY HAD STOMACH PROBLEMS THAT NIGHT, THAT IS WHY HE WRESTLED AWKWARDLY. RUMOR HAS IT THAT AFTER THE MATCH, IN THE LOCKER ROOM, HE HAD SHIT STREAKS RUNNING DOWN FROM HIS CRACK DOWN BELOW HIS PANT LEG. THEY EVOLVED OVERNIGHT AND WELL HERE I AM

[Batsu]

Snow Plow = Scoop Slam into a Vertical Suplex sort of thing.

Emerald Fusion/Flowsion/Frosion starts off like the Rikishi Driver (ie. victim resting on one shoulder), then is quickly flipped forward to one side of the guy executing it into one of 3 positions:

1. a Side Slam kinda position (Luther's version, and the probably the safest)



but Al's Snowplow as I remember it looked more like a sideslam after a scoop slam. Al sorta came down sideways after scooping them.

but yeah, I generally think of the Frosion as type 2. The Reverse DDT one...who uses that?

[LK]

Got to admit that so far, I have been impressed by Luther Reigns. He has an intimidating look and appears to be a solid wrestler. As for Suzuki I am going to give him a another month before completly judging him but he has not really impressed me. Based on what I have seen I cannot believe that he was going to initially get a main event push on Raw.

[tucsonspeed6]

Got to admit that so far, I have been impressed by Luther Reigns. He has an intimidating look and appears to be a solid wrestler. As for Suzuki I am going to give him a another month before completly judging him but he has not really impressed me. Based on what I have seen I cannot believe that he was going to initially get a main event push on Raw.

:y: Indeed, Vic. We all know what happens when we judge someone too early.......

I Can not believe the balls that sorry sob Vince has..this chacter is beyond disgraceful...i hope he anbd the guy portraying "Eugene" both burn in hell together