WWE Fatalities

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Yeah, this is a boredom topic.

What do you think the Mortal Kombat-esque fatalaties of WWE wrestlers would be?

Here's some:

Triple H - A bed appears with Stephanie McMahon in it. Triple H jumps into it and instantly a coffin appears behind the opponent. The opponent just falls back dead into it and the coffin lowers into the ground. A tombstone appears and it reads "R.I.P -Insert Opponent Here-, your push was killed"

Stone Cold - Gives opponent the Stunner, on impact the head separates from the body, leaving Austin with the severed head of his opponent while the rest of his body just lays there.

A-Train - A large gorilla emerges out from A-Train's back hair and begins to viciously maul the opponent.

Post your own.</font>

[Sephiroth]

Goldberg- Looks at the enemy and doesn't know what to do...so he kills the enemy with his stupidity.
:shifty:

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Goldberg- Looks at the enemy and doesn't know what to do...so he kills the enemy with his stupidity.
:shifty:

.... you've lost posting privileges for the rest of the day.

[Sephiroth]

.... you've lost posting privileges for the rest of the day.

Your right i am beginning to look a lot like Dark_Kane :cry: I am sorry about that bad post.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Lance Storm - Beats his opponent to death with his penis.</font>

[Kane Knight]

<font color=goldenrod>Lance Storm - Beats his opponent to death with his penis.</font>

Alternate! He pops viagra and his opponent's head explodes due to envy-induced rage.

[Kenny]

I'm suprised nobody has said "Teddy Long - Shoots you in the ass" yet.

This one would work for a few people... Brock, Sable, etc...

Wrestler grabs microphone, and walks around beaten opponent in circles cutting a promo.

Opponent pulls out a gun and kills themselves.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Eddie Guerrero - Runs down opponent with a low-rider.

Kane - Lifts up his arms and then thrusts them down to ignite fire, but the flame forms on the opponent, who is promptly burned to a crisp.

Shannon Moore - Opponent beats the living crap out of him, but eventually commits suicide when they realize that Shannon Moore keeps coming back for more punishment.

Bradshaw - Literally beheads his opponent with a Clothesline From Hell.

Scott Steiner - Takes a TON of steroids and becomes freakishly huge, he punches his opponent, who shatters into about a million pieces on contact.</font>

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Rob Van Dam - Loads his opponent full of weed until they die of heart failure.</font>

[loopydate]

Chris Benoit - Locks in the Crippler Crossface and just keeps pullin' until he's removed the opponent's arm. He then bashes their head in with the severed arm.

Steven Richards - Becomes invisible. While the opponent searches frantically for him, a giant ax comes out of nowhere to sever their head. Richards re-appears holding the ax.

Rhyno - Three words: Gore! Gore! Gore!

[Loose Cannon]

Austin: Leaves the screen and just when you think he's gone, he comes back and runs you over with his Austin 3:16 truck.

[Evil Vito]

Steven Richards - Becomes invisible. While the opponent searches frantically for him, a giant ax comes out of nowhere to sever their head. Richards re-appears holding the ax.

<font color=goldenrod>I'd say replace Richards with John Cena. And before he disappears have him go "You can't see me!"

Zach Gowen - Bludgeoning his opponent to death with his prothsetic leg.

Sean O'Haire - Just have something demonic, or have his opponent explode when he hits the Cruel Intentions. Only after the voice goes "Fatality" he'll say "But I'm not telling you anything that you don't already know."</font>

[SukkaChump]

no no, Scott Steiner-someone bites his arm, then he flexes his muscle, instantly breaking their jaw

[Bad Guy]

The HHH fatality scenario.

A match involving HHH and he wins- He pedigrees the loser.

A match involving HHH and he loses- The winner is about to perform a fatality, when suddenly HHH gets up and Pedigrees the guy and says 'I never lose."

A match NOT involving HHH in any way shape or form- the winner prepares to do a fatality, then out of nowhere, HHH comes flying into the screen, pedigrees the winner, pedigrees the loser and says' I'm am the game, you don't want to play me."

[Corkscrewed]

Hogan:
The guy gets instantly squashed by a huge anvil carving out the words "EGO"

Kevin Nash:
Breaks his knee. Bleeds to death.

Oh wait, you meant the wrestler kills the OTHER person?

Undertaker:
Runs people over with motorcycle

A-Train:
Turns into a yeti and mauls the guy to death

The Cat:
Dances the guy to death.

[c4g2]

Vince Mcmahon - Holds up a new contract with a 50% pay cut, then the other guy commits suicide.

JR or the King - Stuffs the microphone down the other guy's throat.

[Corkscrewed]

JR: Drowns them in BBQ sauce.

[Oxstar]

hahaha! u guys r well funny!

rikishi could fart on his opposite and they get blown away and puke their insides up! or simply sit on them and they become a pancake

[Disturbed316]

Triple H - Sledgehammer shots (LAME)

Rock - Rock Bottom onto spikes

:-\

[M. Banana]

Lita - Botch of Death

[Tornado]

Why the fuck was this bumped...

[M. Banana]

:foc:

[Tornado]

You just bumped a near 3yr old thread, you fuck off.

[Kane Knight]

Rob Van Dam - Loads his opponent full of weed until they die of heart failure.
Naw man. HE pulls an Eddie Gurerro. Sparks a joint, tosses it at his opponent who catches it and gets shot bu the DEA/DEF (Whatever they call it now).

[Kane Knight]

Lita - Botch of Death
Lita--Fucks her opponent's best friend, causing the developers to kill him off just so there's no problems backstage.

[M. Banana]

You just bumped a near 3yr old thread, you fuck off. It's not even two years old. :y:

[Evolution]

Brock Lesnar: F-5 which causes the opponent's head to explode.

Shawn Michaels: Sweet Chin Music taking off his opponent's head a la Shelton Benjamin (nearly)

Scotty 2 Hotty: The Worm where the chop at the end of it all slices the opponents head clean off at the neck.

That there is a lot of decapitation.

[M. Banana]

That there is a lot of decapitation.
Isn't that what Mortal Kombat is all about anyway?

[Tornado]

It's not even two years old. :y:
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Technicality.

[The Answer]

HHH- Force field around all other wrestlers not allowing them to reach for the World title belt ;)

[DaveWadding]

HHH: Drops the glass ceiling on his opponent...duh.

[PorkSoda]

Eddie Guerrero: Turns into a giant frog and lands on his opponent.

Rey Mysterio: 619 and his opponents head explodes.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>It's been over a decade. Loads of new wrestlers to come up with fatalities for.

Tyler Breeze's would be something very similar to this:</font>

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[DAMN iNATOR]

Cena: Match begins but before you can start to fight him the lights dim and he hits the F-U/A-A, resulting in a nuclear explosion, leaving only him on the screen as his music blares loudly followed by the "CENA WINS - FATALITY" screen.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Seth Rollins: Curb Stomp which essentially beheads the opponent. Head goes right through the floor.</font>

[Simple Fan]

Curtis Axel: Hits the Axehole and plants the opponents head into the the ring like an ostrich, at which point he Perfet-Plexes them out of the hole and hits them with The Leg Drop of Doom to slice his oppontes head clean off.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Cesaro: Giant Swing with such ridiculous speed/force that the opponent explodes. Second fatality would just need to be a good old fashioned beheading uppercut.</font>

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Finn Balor: Spikes come out of the bottom of his shoes. He shoots up in the air out of view. Comes crashing back down with a Coup de Grace, splitting the opponent in half.</font>

[Emperor Smeat]

Bray Wyatt: Rips a person in half from a vicious Sister Abigail's spin while eating their soul.

[Lock Jaw]

Stephanie McMahon: http://i.imgur.com/J8lqhP5.gif

[ClockShot]

Xavier Woods: Blows into his trombone, opponent's head explodes..........Sindel style.

[Simple Fan]

Roman Reigns grabs a microphone. Everyone commits suicide.

[Vastardikai]

Ryback: MURDER BY LARIAT!!!

[Droford]

Bayley - turns into a facehugger from Alien (Bayleyen)

Inspired by

http://i.imgur.com/fS2d3G6.jpg

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Ryback: MURDER BY LARIAT!!!

DO YOU EVEN HAVE SALADS?!

[Wishbone]

Kalisto: does a flurry of kicks and punches to his opponent lightening quick then grabs their head and goes for the Salida del Sol taking them straight up into the atmosphere thousands of feet. The camera catches it from a distance so it literally looks like he flipped them over the sun and then they come crashing down onto a large spike.

[thekrow]

What about some CHW fatalities?


Here are some cool ones I came up with.


Agent X : Shoots a fireball from his hand and draws an X in the chest of his opponent with the fireball and they explode.


Xristo Diavlo : Turns his opponent into a beer bottle and drinks them.


Swede Savard : Summons a giant toaster and stuffs his opponent into it

[Simple Fan]

Backyarders don't need Mortal Kombat moves to have fatalities.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Yeah, fuck off with the fireball BS. That's something the original Sheik originated and taught to his nephew, the awesome Sabu, and I won't have guys like you sullying its legacy with some half-assed "fatality" concept.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Dean Ambrose: Dirty Deeds that snaps the opponent's neck on contact</font>

[My Final Heaven]

Classic Superstars DLC Pack:

Hulk Hogan: "Say Hi to Mr. Brell, Brother!"
intimidates opponent until they stumble over a large electrical console, frying them into a skeleton as they call Hogan a "Jock Ass!" with their dying breath.

Ultimate Warrior: "One Way Trip to Parts Unknown"
he assumes a praying pose before dissapearing in a puff of smoke, a 747 Jetliner abruptly falls from the sky and smashes the opponent to red goo before Warrior reappears from the cockpit door. (SEND THAT PLANE INTO A NOSEDIVE, HOAK HOAGAN!)

Jake Roberts: "DDT (Damien's Dinner Time)"
after producing the bag with Damien, he crisply throws the snake at the opponent's face, lodging it with the tail sticking out of their mouth. After a couple seconds, he grabs Damien's tail and pulls him out, who now has the opponent's heart in his jaws. Jake rewards his snake with some kind words for his winpose.

Mr. Perfect: "The Perfect Athlete"
blasts a hole through opponent's abdomen with a football pass w/ a perfect spiral, bludgeons them with a bowling ball, knocks their arm off with a home-run swing w/ his trusty bat, before finishing them off with a flawless Basketball Chest Pass to cut them in half.

Ravishing Rick Rude: "Insult to Injury"
decapitates opponent with a Rude Awakening, and walks away with their wife for his winpose.

Texas Tornado Kerry Von Erich: "Poor Kitty"
cuts opponent to pieces by whipping saw blades at them.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Asuka: Gets a creepy smile and eats the heart of her opponent.

Emma: Dances up to her opponent and proceeds to bend them into all sorts of unnatural positions.

Becky Lynch: Has sex with me until I explode. I hope.

The Undertaker: Buries his opponent in the ground so just their head is visible, then runs over them with a motorcycle.

Charlotte: Gets her dad to finish off her opponent.

Bayley: Hugs her opponent until their head pops off.

[Vastardikai]

Yokozuna: Eats them

Kane: Grasps victim by the throat. A portal to hell opens up... Chokeslam to Hell!

Luke Harper: Big Boot decapitation.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Triple H - picks up sledgehammer and shoots fireballs out of it

Steve Austin - downs a can of beer which he then burps back up as a fireball aimed at his opponent

X-Pac - Does his crotch chop entrance and as the fireworks are being fired, he grabs one and turns it into a fireball to throw at his opponent

Kane - throws a fireball at his opponent

Undertaker - throws a fireball at his opponent

Val Venis - Bangs his opponent then jizzes fireballs at his opponent

Sabu - hits his opponent with a chair, really hurting them.

[Bad News Gertner]

Owen Hart: falls on his opponent

[Corkscrewed]

^ ouuuuuuuch...

[Corkscrewed]

Kevin Owens:
Pop-up powerbombs opponent so hard that his head and all limbs fly off.

Strowman:
Hugs opponent so hard he explodes.

Sasha Banks:
Banks Statements opponent's head off.

Becky Lynch:
Literally dis-arms opponent. And then the other arm too. Then beats opponent to death with both arms.

Naomi:
Rear View makes opponent's head explode, leaving headless corpse to fall down.

Roman Reigns:
Superman Punches head off, then Spears opponent literally in half.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Sheamus: Brogue Kicks opponent's head off

come to think it seems decapitation is the clear answer for most of these</font>

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

What about some CHW fatalities?


Here are some cool ones I came up with.


Agent X : Shoots a fireball from his hand and draws an X in the chest of his opponent with the fireball and they explode.


Xristo Diavlo : Turns his opponent into a beer bottle and drinks them.


Swede Savard : Summons a giant toaster and stuffs his opponent into it

The Call Home. Nikky Chance calls his opponents mom to tell them they have been smoking cigarettes. They are GROUNDED MISTER! Nicky Chance wins all the titles and the league closes after it reaches its logical conclusion.

[My Final Heaven]

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