Think up the most badass storyline that you possibly can for any WWE wrestler... [Archive]

Nark Order

06-28-2004, 05:28 PM

When Xtian comes back, he is "advised by his doctors" to wear a chest/back protector (ala D'Lo) to ensure that he does not have any further back problems in the future. He uses this to his advantage and takes massive blows to his chest during matches resulting in little to no damage. The Xtian/Jericho fued escalates as time goes by and results in a match to finally end the fued. Towards the end, Jericho has the advantage and hits the lionsault. Instead of going for the pinfall, he writhes in pain. Xtian hits the Unprettier for the 123. After the match Xtian unveals a steel plate hidden in the chest protector and laughs all the way up the ramp...

Create some more.

Disturbed316

06-28-2004, 05:29 PM

Create*

Nark Order

06-28-2004, 05:31 PM

Create*
:y:

Ferocious

06-28-2004, 05:41 PM

RVD gets moved back to Raw,

He comes down the ramp looking all confident, Gets on the mic talks about how he is Mr Monday Night and the whole F'in show, Arrogant and cocky as he ever used to be.

HBK Comes down and takes the piss of his new cocky arrogant gimmick saying that it didn't matter what Rob Van Dam had to say because. He was *Points to self with thumbs* HBK and he was the Showstopper, The Main event.

Then Jericho comes out and says, Shut the hell up, Welcome to Raw is Jericho.

Angle comes out and he's saying some stuff about him being 'A real American Hero and how he is the Only Olympian in the WWE.'

All four in the ring take a few minutes trying to outdo eachother. when Benoit comes out and he's all like 'WTF I'm the Champ get out of my ring.' Then all five have a 295 month feud over the title.

Let the Marking Out Begin.

Nark Order

06-28-2004, 05:43 PM

RVD gets moved back to Raw,

He comes down the ramp looking all confident, Gets on the mic talks about how he is Mr Monday Night and the whole F'in show, Arrogant and cocky as he ever used to be.

HBK Comes down and takes the piss of his new cocky arrogant gimmick saying that it didn't matter what Rob Van Dam had to say because. He was *Points to self with thumbs* HBK and he was the Showstopper, The Main event.

Then Jericho comes out and says, Shut the hell up, Welcome to Raw is Jericho.

Angle comes out and he's saying some stuff about him being 'A real American Hero and how he is the Only Olympian in the WWE.'

All four in the ring take a few minutes trying to outdo eachother. when Benoit comes out and he's all like 'WTF I'm the Champ get out of my ring.' Then all five have a 295 month feud over the title.

Let the Marking Out Begin.
lol

The Naitch

06-28-2004, 05:47 PM

JBL, the NEW WWE Champion starts his campaign against homosexuality. He injures Rico even more via live satellite feed. He berades Charlie Hass for being a closet homosexual who actually liked to be touched by Rico. Haas is then sent to Velocity for a while.

Bradshaw then goes on to call John Cena a homosexual since he saw his WWE Confidential episode where Cena once wore a girls' outfit on Halloween. Bradshaw squashes Cena on an episode of Smackdown.

Bradshaw then goes on to face Renee Dupree. He calls Renee a frech tickiling homosexual. He calls Fifi gay too. Well, a lesbian. Bradshaw continues his hardcore right wing propoganda schtick and offends the weakest one of them all: Michael Cole. JBL assaults Michael Cole similar to when Austin did it before the InVasion. Tazz tries to stop JBL, but Bradshaw no sells and insults Tazz because he is of colored skin.

At this point, G.L.A.D. and many left wing liberalists are on a full force to stop the WWE, but Vince decides to give another "Fuck You" to them by making JBL a Tag Team Champ with Hardcore Holly.

This culminates in JBL retaining the WWE Championship at Wrestlemania 21 against Kurt Angle in the main event. A huge riot ensues outside Staples Center.

Nark Order

06-28-2004, 05:54 PM

JBL, the NEW WWE Champion starts his campaign against homosexuality. He injures Rico even more via live satellite feed. He berades Charlie Hass for being a closet homosexual who actually liked to be touched by Rico. Haas is then sent to Velocity for a while.

Bradshaw then goes on to call John Cena a homosexual since he saw his WWE Confidential episode where Cena once wore a girls' outfit on Halloween. Bradshaw squashes Cena on an episode of Smackdown.

Bradshaw then goes on to face Renee Dupree. He calls Renee a frech tickiling homosexual. He calls Fifi gay too. Well, a lesbian. Bradshaw continues his hardcore right wing propoganda schtick and offends the weakest one of them all: Michael Cole. JBL assaults Michael Cole similar to when Austin did it before the InVasion. Tazz tries to stop JBL, but Bradshaw no sells and insults Tazz because he is of colored skin.

At this point, G.L.A.D. and many left wing liberalists are on a full force to stop the WWE, but Vince decides to give another "Fuck You" to them by making JBL a Tag Team Champ with Hardcore Holly.

This culminates in JBL retaining the WWE Championship at Wrestlemania 21 against Kurt Angle in the main event. A huge riot ensues outside Staples Center.

Better yet, he should go into Israel and wave a Palenstinian flag around the arena. Then exclaim that there's a car bomb on the left side of the arena so everybody should run away as fast as they can if they value their lives. In the middle of the chaos he'd yell "SYKE!" and laugh his ass off. He would then start issueing open challenges to any non-americans and sqaush them all. Hitler would then come back from the grave and join him in his dominance.

The Naitch

06-28-2004, 06:10 PM

Better yet, he should go into Israel and wave a Palenstinian flag around the arena. Then exclaim that there's a car bomb on the left side of the arena so everybody should run away as fast as they can if they value their lives. In the middle of the chaos he'd yell "SYKE!" and laugh his ass off. He would then start issueing open challenges to any non-americans and sqaush them all. Hitler would then come back from the grave and join him in his dominance.

ahh, but you see, there's more to this. Since Bradshaw's title reign will be a long one, similar to Triple H's last World Heavyweight run, then the story has just got started

After the "car bomb fisco" Hitler would get all bitchy about his contract, just like Hogan, so Vince would have no choice but to give Hitler his due. Hitler would then be forced to wear a Mr. Germania mask. A poll on the internet hits: "WHO IS MR. GERMANIA?" Poll results from WWE fans would reveal Mr. Germania to be Bastion Booger. Vince then fires Hitler from the WWE.

After more anti-gay remarks from Bradshaw, the infamous "I REMEMBER" note surfaces again. Thinking that it's Stevie Ray's, Booker T starts getting all shook, so he takes a brief hiatus, similar to Chavo Classic. No showing to house shows etc. Booker T's dead body was later to be found in a ditch on Interstate 5 right outside Tulsa, Oklahoma.

A WHO KILLED Booker T angle is set for the fall of 2005.

The man who killed Booker T reveals clues. And he claims to be JBL's bum buddy in the past. JBL, who is suposed to be RIGHT WING, is embrassed by these alligations. The murderer, says that he will reveal himself soon enough and he goes on about how JBL was probably the most homosexual man backstage, so he uses the JBL gimmick to cover up his "real self"

At Wrestlemania 22, JBL main events once again, this time against The Undertaker. The murderer in a black mask costs Undertaker the match ending his Wrestlemania undefeted streak. JBL retains and they both hug. SWERVE! The guy takes off his outfit to reveal a Rainbow shirt and tights. He removes his mask. Yup...

It's Ron Simmons!

Xero

06-28-2004, 06:12 PM

Undertaker and Mordi start a feud over good vs. evil... The feud esclates for a few months, where there will be a final match at a PPV, a Crusifiction Match... To win, you must crusify your opponant to your own symbol. Undertaker loses by way of Kane interference... Kane hoists the Crusifiction up, and sends a lightning bolt to it, which sets it and Taker on fire. End of show.

At the next SmackDown, we find that Kane's contract with Raw was up and he was signed by Kurt/Whoever is GM of SmackDown!... Kane and Mordi start up a ministry while Undertaker is out for about 3-5 months. This Ministry (Dubbed the White Ministry) consists of Mordi, Kane (Both leaders), Jindrak, and Orlando Jordan. They go on a rampage tearing through the faces of SmackDown! Eventually, near Undertaker's return, odd things begin to happen. Lights flicker, boxes fall, etc, around the White Ministry. Jindrak and Jordan are eventaully kidnapped by someone unknown. Mordi and Kane start to blame the Undertaker, and in one of their promos, the lights go out and the gong sounds. After the lights come back on (About one to two minuites later), Jordan and Jindrak are behind Kane and Mordi, and completely destory them with odd, religous type weapons (Cant think of any right now).

Jindrak and Jordan start to cut promos about a higher power and how they have found the true side of things, the DARK side. At one PPV, in a match of Kane and Mordi vs. Jindrak and Jordan, the lights go out, and mist seeps into the arena. The camera focuses on the top of the Titan Tron, where there is a figure. The figure rasies it's hand as Jindrak and Jordan get out of the ring, while Mordi and Kane are stunned. The figure sends a bolt of lightning down to the right, which COMPLETELY engulfs the ring with fire just as Kane and Mordi get out of it. The Undertaker's music hits.

At the next SmackDown!, Jindrak and Jordan introduce the new Undertaker, who is back to an updated lord of darkness. The feud continues for a while, and eventually leads to an Undertaker vs. Kane Inferno Match. Undertaker prevails...

There, that also sets up a Ministry of Darkness...

FFD

06-28-2004, 06:29 PM

Undertaker and Mordi start a feud over good vs. evil... The feud esclates for a few months, where there will be a final match at a PPV, a Crusifiction Match... To win, you must crusify your opponant to your own symbol. Undertaker loses by way of Kane interference... Kane hoists the Crusifiction up, and sends a lightning bolt to it, which sets it and Taker on fire. End of show.

At the next SmackDown, we find that Kane's contract with Raw was up and he was signed by Kurt/Whoever is GM of SmackDown!... Kane and Mordi start up a ministry while Undertaker is out for about 3-5 months. This Ministry (Dubbed the White Ministry) consists of Mordi, Kane (Both leaders), Jindrak, and Orlando Jordan. They go on a rampage tearing through the faces of SmackDown! Eventually, near Undertaker's return, odd things begin to happen. Lights flicker, boxes fall, etc, around the White Ministry. Jindrak and Jordan are eventaully kidnapped by someone unknown. Mordi and Kane start to blame the Undertaker, and in one of their promos, the lights go out and the gong sounds. After the lights come back on (About one to two minuites later), Jordan and Jindrak are behind Kane and Mordi, and completely destory them with odd, religous type weapons (Cant think of any right now).

Jindrak and Jordan start to cut promos about a higher power and how they have found the true side of things, the DARK side. At one PPV, in a match of Kane and Mordi vs. Jindrak and Jordan, the lights go out, and mist seeps into the arena. The camera focuses on the top of the Titan Tron, where there is a figure. The figure rasies it's hand as Jindrak and Jordan get out of the ring, while Mordi and Kane are stunned. The figure sends a bolt of lightning down to the right, which COMPLETELY engulfs the ring with fire just as Kane and Mordi get out of it. The Undertaker's music hits.

At the next SmackDown!, Jindrak and Jordan introduce the new Undertaker, who is back to an updated lord of darkness. The feud continues for a while, and eventually leads to an Undertaker vs. Kane Inferno Match. Undertaker prevails...

There, that also sets up a Ministry of Darkness...
I like it. :y:

Nark Order

06-28-2004, 10:01 PM

Undertaker and Mordi start a feud over good vs. evil... The feud esclates for a few months, where there will be a final match at a PPV, a Crusifiction Match... To win, you must crusify your opponant to your own symbol. Undertaker loses by way of Kane interference... Kane hoists the Crusifiction up, and sends a lightning bolt to it, which sets it and Taker on fire. End of show.

At the next SmackDown, we find that Kane's contract with Raw was up and he was signed by Kurt/Whoever is GM of SmackDown!... Kane and Mordi start up a ministry while Undertaker is out for about 3-5 months. This Ministry (Dubbed the White Ministry) consists of Mordi, Kane (Both leaders), Jindrak, and Orlando Jordan. They go on a rampage tearing through the faces of SmackDown! Eventually, near Undertaker's return, odd things begin to happen. Lights flicker, boxes fall, etc, around the White Ministry. Jindrak and Jordan are eventaully kidnapped by someone unknown. Mordi and Kane start to blame the Undertaker, and in one of their promos, the lights go out and the gong sounds. After the lights come back on (About one to two minuites later), Jordan and Jindrak are behind Kane and Mordi, and completely destory them with odd, religous type weapons (Cant think of any right now).

Jindrak and Jordan start to cut promos about a higher power and how they have found the true side of things, the DARK side. At one PPV, in a match of Kane and Mordi vs. Jindrak and Jordan, the lights go out, and mist seeps into the arena. The camera focuses on the top of the Titan Tron, where there is a figure. The figure rasies it's hand as Jindrak and Jordan get out of the ring, while Mordi and Kane are stunned. The figure sends a bolt of lightning down to the right, which COMPLETELY engulfs the ring with fire just as Kane and Mordi get out of it. The Undertaker's music hits.

At the next SmackDown!, Jindrak and Jordan introduce the new Undertaker, who is back to an updated lord of darkness. The feud continues for a while, and eventually leads to an Undertaker vs. Kane Inferno Match. Undertaker prevails...

There, that also sets up a Ministry of Darkness...
That's Awesome. I'd resign O'Haire instead of Jordan though.

Innovator

06-28-2004, 10:50 PM

I always wanted to see a character based on "The Man With No Name", you know a guy who is just bad ass but no one knows his name. He can be a mercenary who works for both sides of a feud.

Loose Cannon

06-28-2004, 10:51 PM

I always wanted to see a character based on "The Man With No Name", you know a guy who is just bad ass but no one knows his name. He can be a mercenary who works for both sides of a feud.

Unfortunately, there was a chracter in wrestling named that. It was one of "Ed Leslies" 200 gimmicks.

Mr. Nerfect

06-29-2004, 02:20 AM

At Summerslam, The Undertaker defeated Eddie Guerrero to retain the WWE Championship. The Undertaker stands in the ring with Paul Heyman and The Dudleyz as a bright light engulfs the arena. A barely recognizable figure appears on the titantron in a white room. We just hear "Well, well, well! Look who's back!" as Mordecai comes out to his heeby jeeby music with Paul Bearer close behind with a silver urn with a white cross on it. Mordecai walks into the ring as The Dudleyz bail. Taker and Heyman stand their ground. Bearer starts choking Heyman as white smoke rises from under the ring, and when all clears, Mordecai is kneeling over the Undertaker's body praying. Bearer has Heyman in a position laughing as Heyman watches the Undertaker lies unmoving.

The next SmackDown! all three members of Paul Heyman's Ministry are in the ring. Heyman calls Mordecai and Paul Bearer out, but surprise, surprise, they are not alone. A new star from OVW ("The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels would be good for this role, but he's not under contract) and Paul London come out with Mordecai and Bearer, and the faces again clean house. The week after Heyman says it's not over, and he will keep on bringing out more members to the Ministry. Mark Jindrak and John Bradshaw Layfield join Heyman's heel Ministry, while Sean O'Haire (I wish!) and Eddie Guerrero join Bearer's face Church. They basically have a massive feud, in which Mordecai finally beats Taker for the title at WrestleMania 21.

Innovator

06-29-2004, 02:21 AM

Unfortunately, there was a chracter in wrestling named that. It was one of "Ed Leslies" 200 gimmicks.
LC you just had to come and ruin my fun

Mr. Nerfect

06-29-2004, 02:25 AM

How about they are filming an interview backstage, as someone comes running in and claims something horrible has happened. We see the camera man take after the reporting person as we come to a staircase which has Luther Reigns laughing like a maniac, and Kurt Angle lying at the bottom in a pool of his own blood. Angle goes back onto the shelf, as the next week Vince McMahon shows up and congradulates Luther on his job. Vince calls out The Big Show and he also congraudlates him on his work. Apparently, McMahon has a problem with Angle and has eliminated him from the WWE permanently. Kurt Angle shows vignettes claiming that he is out for revenge against McMahon. McMahon reveals that he is worried because Angle was becomming too powerful in the WWE.

The Big Show and Luther Reigns then begin wrestling as tag team hitmen for Vince McMahon.

Favre4Ever

06-29-2004, 01:57 PM

On a fateful, early July Monday Night, Triple H is out cutting a huge promo about his Title Match at Summerslam. Suddenly, from out of nowhere, HBK's music hits.

Trips is confused;he had assumed that HBK would be out for an extended period of time. Before HBK can speak, HHH berades him with a verbal assault pertaining to how great he is and how HBK will never get the last laugh against him. Bischoff comes out and says tonight it will be Evolution vs. HBK and three teammates of his choice.

The next hour would consist of pretty much everyone backstage, even Benoit and Edge, turning down the Heartbreak kid, saying that their tired of always messing with Evolution, and he shouldn't drag anyone else into it.

Evolution comes out, stands in the ring, chuckling as they fully expect a four on one match. HBK's music hits, and he walks slowly to the ring with a catious look on his face. And then......

"Oh You Didn't Know..........your ass betta call somebodaaaaaaaayyyyyy!!!!!!!!!"
"Ashburn VA! Your daaaamn right, ya see its me, its me, its that D-OOOO-double G, once again rollin with that X to the P to the A to the C....."

The crowds goin crazy. Triple H is going crazy. And then...

"Don't treat me like a woman......don't treat me like a man......don't treat me liek you know me.....treat me for just who I am........"

HBK, Chyna, X-Pac and Road Dogg rush the ring. X-Pac is getting all of Flair, Road Dogg Nails the shake-rattle-roll on Batista, Chyna is whipping Randy Orton in the Corner, and Triple H and HBK, as usual, have seperated from the ring, duking their way through the crowd. Now a three on three match, the three newcomers spend time displaying their moves and taunting Evolution. The match comes to an end when Batista hits a sit down powerbomb on Road Dogg, but as he sits for the pin, HBK flies back in with a sweet chin music, knocking out Batista. Triple H comes in from the otehr side and clotheslines them both out.

Randy Orton finally goes for the RKO to X-Pac, but the former DX member reverses it beautifully into the X-Factor taking the win.

Ohhhhhhhh Yeah...

FourFifty

06-29-2004, 06:55 PM

<center>Randy Orton breaks away from Evolution</center>

As the days and weeks go on and on with Triple H manipulating Eugene, Randy is starting to seriously doubt that Triple H had the best idea when he made Eugene an unofficial member of Evolution. (It’s not like the WWE isn’t already setting up this possibility. Just look at Randy’s face when he’s in the ring with Triple H and Eugene) There’s a backstage confrontation between Triple H and Randy Orton. Randy tells Hunter that it’s one thing to use a poor kid like Eugene, but it’s a whole new thing when you bring him into Evolution, the stable with the greatest Intercontinental Champion of all time, The Legend Killer, Randy Orton. The key word Randy uses to describe Eugene is annoying.

Hunter: Yes, I know he’s annoying… but he’s still of value to Evolution.
Randy: Value to evolution? More like a value to you. Do you have any idea what he’s doing to the image of evolution?
*extended argument out for a few mins, start to yell at each other*
*enter Uncle Eric*
Eric: What the HELL is going on here?
Hunter: Seems Randy over here doesn’t understand how valuable your nephew is.
Randy: Valuable? That kid is annoying!
*silence, as Eric and Hunter agree*
Eric: Maybe you just need to spend some more time with him…
Randy: Hey! No! No! No! I am NOT going to have a match with him!
Eric: I didn’t say you were going to have a match with him, did I? I just want you to spend some time with him. I want you to be his playmate. Just for a week, so you know what I’ve been put through, and so you know what Triple H has been put through.
Randy: And if I don’t?
Eric: Then next week, it’ll be Randy Orton, defending his Intercontinental title, against KANE!
*scene fades out, have a little bit later on in the show as Eugene goes up to Randy, excitedly talking about how they’ll get to hang out, and Randy just says yes, reluctantly. Eugene talks about his favorite wrestler, Triple H, and how great it is to be a member of Evolution*

NEXT WEEK!!!
Triple H enters the arena in a limo with Ric Flair and Batista. Randy and Eugene show up in a rental car. Randy seems miserable. Intro credits play, Sean O’Haire and Tommy Dreamer wrestler to a double DQ with a huge crowd pop, and then get buried due to Vince’s lack of logic. Backstage, we see Randy looking for Eric, take a break, then we get to Randy with Eric.

Eric: *laughing* So, did you have fun with my nephew?
Randy: NO! I didn’t! Do you have any idea what it’s like to share a rental car with someone like Eugene? Okay, the week is over, I learned my lesson…
*enter Eugene*
Eugene: UNCLE ERIC! UNCLE ERIC! I HAD SO MUCH FUN WITH MY NEW FRIEND RANDY!
*Enter Hunter*
Eugene: Hunter! I had so much fun with my new friend Randy! He’s such a cool guy! The RKO is the Greatest! *mark out moment for LC*
Hunter: Is that so? Well… *Hunter and Eric make eye contact* How about you spend another week with him?
Randy: BUT!!!--
Eric: Sounds like a great idea!
Eugene: Yay! :D
Eric: So, Eugene, what do you want to do?
Eugene: I wanna watch some footage of Triple H!!!

NEXT WEEK!!!
Same intro as before, only this time Randy is laughing, and Eugene seems somewhat sad. Backstage, we see Eugene and Hunter talk.

Eugene: Uhhhh… Hunter….
Hunter: Eugene, buddy, pal… What’s up?
Eugene: What’s a pig pen match? And how does one get their butt handed to them?
Hunter: WHAT!?!?!?
Eugene: Randy was telling me about one time he saw you get your butt handed to you in a pig pen match.
Hunter: Randy….. *Hunter storms off*
Eugene: And why didn’t The Pedigree hurt The Warrior?

Later, Batista and Ric have a tag match. They leave Randy alone in the Evolution locker room. Triple H bursts through the door to see Randy Orton, grinning from ear to ear.

Hunter: Who the hell do you think you are, Orton?
Randy: You look angry… but don’t worry, it’s okay to be angry.
Hunter: Why did you tell Eugene about the pig pen match and the match with The Warrior?
Randy: I was just being Eugene’s friend. He wanted to talk about his former favorite wrestler, Triple H, so I talked about him.
Hunter: I thought we were coo… What do you mean former favorite wrestler?
Randy: Exactly what I said.
*Exit Hunter, scene fades away*

Later on, after Lita admits that Kanyon is really the father of her child (and hey, who betta than Kanyon?) Triple H comes out to the ring and calls out Eugene. Eugene comes out, very happy, but then seems to second guess going into the ring with Triple H.

Hunter: Hey Eugene, we’re friends, right?
Eugene: …I don’t know if I wanna be your friend… *HUGE POP!!!!*
Hunter: Why?
Eugene: I was talking to Randy, and he told me you’re really a mean person… he showed me clips of you making fun of me, of you talking to my Uncle Eric, and how you’re not as cool as I thought… And I have a new favorite wrestler…
Hunter: Well… Will Eugene’s NEW favorite wrestler come out to the ring?
*Evolution’s theme music plays, and out comes Randy Orton. Eugene is simply overcome with joy*
Hunter: You know Randy, you’re turning into a cocky asshole!
Randy: :D
Hunter: I have half a mind to boot you out of Evolution!
Randy: :D
Hunter: Get that stupid little grin off your face!
Randy: :D
Hunter: Eugene… Randy and I need to talk to each other, alone… Please leave… Hey, I’ll hold the ropes open for you.
*Hunter holds the ropes open for Eugene, but lets go of the ropes a second too soon, hitting poor Eugene in the love handle.*
Hunter: You better explain yourself!
Randy: What do I have to explain?
Hunter: I’ve busted my ass off in this business! I am not going to be treated with such disrespect from some kid like you! I picked you up from nowhere to make you part of Evolution! You’d be nothing without me! Whose side are you?
Randy: :D
Hunter: You know… Randy…
*Eric’s theme music hits, he hits the ramp, upset*
Eric: Listen! I won’t have that kind of feud within the franchise players of Monday Night Raw! Now you two need to shake hands, and realize that you two should be working as a unit, not against each other! Now I want you two to shake hands, right now!
*Hunter extends his hand, Randy accepts, they shake, Hunter tries to walk away, but Randy pulls Hunter in…
RKO!!!!!!

And unlike JBL, Randy is properly pushed to main event status!

Mayo

06-29-2004, 07:09 PM

<center>Randy Orton breaks away from Evolution</center>

As the days and weeks go on and on with Triple H manipulating Eugene, Randy is starting to seriously doubt that Triple H had the best idea when he made Eugene an unofficial member of Evolution. (It’s not like the WWE isn’t already setting up this possibility. Just look at Randy’s face when he’s in the ring with Triple H and Eugene) There’s a backstage confrontation between Triple H and Randy Orton. Randy tells Hunter that it’s one thing to use a poor kid like Eugene, but it’s a whole new thing when you bring him into Evolution, the stable with the greatest Intercontinental Champion of all time, The Legend Killer, Randy Orton. The key word Randy uses to describe Eugene is annoying.

Hunter: Yes, I know he’s annoying… but he’s still of value to Evolution.
Randy: Value to evolution? More like a value to you. Do you have any idea what he’s doing to the image of evolution?
*extended argument out for a few mins, start to yell at each other*
*enter Uncle Eric*
Eric: What the HELL is going on here?
Hunter: Seems Randy over here doesn’t understand how valuable your nephew is.
Randy: Valuable? That kid is annoying!
*silence, as Eric and Hunter agree*
Eric: Maybe you just need to spend some more time with him…
Randy: Hey! No! No! No! I am NOT going to have a match with him!
Eric: I didn’t say you were going to have a match with him, did I? I just want you to spend some time with him. I want you to be his playmate. Just for a week, so you know what I’ve been put through, and so you know what Triple H has been put through.
Randy: And if I don’t?
Eric: Then next week, it’ll be Randy Orton, defending his Intercontinental title, against KANE!
*scene fades out, have a little bit later on in the show as Eugene goes up to Randy, excitedly talking about how they’ll get to hang out, and Randy just says yes, reluctantly. Eugene talks about his favorite wrestler, Triple H, and how great it is to be a member of Evolution*

NEXT WEEK!!!
Triple H enters the arena in a limo with Ric Flair and Batista. Randy and Eugene show up in a rental car. Randy seems miserable. Intro credits play, Sean O’Haire and Tommy Dreamer wrestler to a double DQ with a huge crowd pop, and then get buried due to Vince’s lack of logic. Backstage, we see Randy looking for Eric, take a break, then we get to Randy with Eric.

Eric: *laughing* So, did you have fun with my nephew?
Randy: NO! I didn’t! Do you have any idea what it’s like to share a rental car with someone like Eugene? Okay, the week is over, I learned my lesson…
*enter Eugene*
Eugene: UNCLE ERIC! UNCLE ERIC! I HAD SO MUCH FUN WITH MY NEW FRIEND RANDY!
*Enter Hunter*
Eugene: Hunter! I had so much fun with my new friend Randy! He’s such a cool guy! The RKO is the Greatest! *mark out moment for LC*
Hunter: Is that so? Well… *Hunter and Eric make eye contact* How about you spend another week with him?
Randy: BUT!!!--
Eric: Sounds like a great idea!
Eugene: Yay! :D
Eric: So, Eugene, what do you want to do?
Eugene: I wanna watch some footage of Triple H!!!

NEXT WEEK!!!
Same intro as before, only this time Randy is laughing, and Eugene seems somewhat sad. Backstage, we see Eugene and Hunter talk.

Eugene: Uhhhh… Hunter….
Hunter: Eugene, buddy, pal… What’s up?
Eugene: What’s a pig pen match? And how does one get their butt handed to them?
Hunter: WHAT!?!?!?
Eugene: Randy was telling me about one time he saw you get your butt handed to you in a pig pen match.
Hunter: Randy….. *Hunter storms off*
Eugene: And why didn’t The Pedigree hurt The Warrior?

Later, Batista and Ric have a tag match. They leave Randy alone in the Evolution locker room. Triple H bursts through the door to see Randy Orton, grinning from ear to ear.

Hunter: Who the hell do you think you are, Orton?
Randy: You look angry… but don’t worry, it’s okay to be angry.
Hunter: Why did you tell Eugene about the pig pen match and the match with The Warrior?
Randy: I was just being Eugene’s friend. He wanted to talk about his former favorite wrestler, Triple H, so I talked about him.
Hunter: I thought we were coo… What do you mean former favorite wrestler?
Randy: Exactly what I said.
*Exit Hunter, scene fades away*

Later on, after Lita admits that Kanyon is really the father of her child (and hey, who betta than Kanyon?) Triple H comes out to the ring and calls out Eugene. Eugene comes out, very happy, but then seems to second guess going into the ring with Triple H.

Hunter: Hey Eugene, we’re friends, right?
Eugene: …I don’t know if I wanna be your friend… *HUGE POP!!!!*
Hunter: Why?
Eugene: I was talking to Randy, and he told me you’re really a mean person… he showed me clips of you making fun of me, of you talking to my Uncle Eric, and how you’re not as cool as I thought… And I have a new favorite wrestler…
Hunter: Well… Will Eugene’s NEW favorite wrestler come out to the ring?
*Evolution’s theme music plays, and out comes Randy Orton. Eugene is simply overcome with joy*
Hunter: You know Randy, you’re turning into a cocky asshole!
Randy: :D
Hunter: I have half a mind to boot you out of Evolution!
Randy: :D
Hunter: Get that stupid little grin off your face!
Randy: :D
Hunter: Eugene… Randy and I need to talk to each other, alone… Please leave… Hey, I’ll hold the ropes open for you.
*Hunter holds the ropes open for Eugene, but lets go of the ropes a second too soon, hitting poor Eugene in the love handle.*
Hunter: You better explain yourself!
Randy: What do I have to explain?
Hunter: I’ve busted my ass off in this business! I am not going to be treated with such disrespect from some kid like you! I picked you up from nowhere to make you part of Evolution! You’d be nothing without me! Whose side are you?
Randy: :D
Hunter: You know… Randy…
*Eric’s theme music hits, he hits the ramp, upset*
Eric: Listen! I won’t have that kind of feud within the franchise players of Monday Night Raw! Now you two need to shake hands, and realize that you two should be working as a unit, not against each other! Now I want you two to shake hands, right now!
*Hunter extends his hand, Randy accepts, they shake, Hunter tries to walk away, but Randy pulls Hunter in…
RKO!!!!!!

And unlike JBL, Randy is properly pushed to main event status!

Loved the pig pen match and Warrior no selling comments :D
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