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KingofOldSchool
07-02-2004, 10:29 PM
From the WWE.com poll....

Happy 4th of July weekend. Which WWE Superstar best exemplifies what America is?

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Kurt Angle 20.24 %
JBL 7.17 %
Sgt. Slaughter 26.35 %
The Hurricane 13.26 %
Torrie Wilson 32.95 %

Total Votes: 29228



Well I guess that'd be true if most American's were bimbo's who can't act or wrestle to save their life. Not to mention the fact that her best talents are A.) Getting naked and B.) Throwing up after meals.

KingofOldSchool
07-02-2004, 10:32 PM
Overall I guess America is...

1. Plastic
2. Anorexic
3. Untalented
4. Ditzy
5. Stuck with Billy Kidman

I <3 Negros
07-02-2004, 11:15 PM
We all know what Torrie is, but what about Slaughter a man who turned on us during the Gulf War.

Nowhere Man
07-02-2004, 11:15 PM
Overall I guess America is...

1. Plastic
2. Anorexic
3. Untalented
4. Ditzy
5. Stuck with Billy Kidman

Well, now I see why so many people hate us.

FourFifty
07-03-2004, 01:27 AM
<font color=cyan>As an American I believe the only thing I like about this country is <font color=green>Amercian Money.</font>

#1-norm-fan
07-03-2004, 05:51 AM
lol. Lamest poll ever....

However, I won't go into insulting Torrie just because I will never have a chance to bang her and am therefore bitter. :o

Corkscrewed
07-03-2004, 05:18 PM
wow, if it's fixed, WWE = idiots.

if it's not, wrestling marks = idiots.

Lose-Lose either way. :-\

The Naitch
07-03-2004, 06:52 PM
King of old school, shut the fuck up. Torrie would probably make you tap.

The Naitch
07-03-2004, 06:52 PM
and don't be bitter

I-Hate-You
07-03-2004, 06:58 PM
lol. Lamest poll ever....

However, I won't go into insulting Torrie just because I will never have a chance to bang her and am therefore bitter. :o
She's only had sex with nine guys.

Edge
07-03-2004, 07:05 PM
She's only had sex with nine guys.

Billy Gunn and Bob Holly count as nine?

I-Hate-You
07-03-2004, 07:41 PM
BTW, why is The Hurricane in that poll?

The Naitch
07-03-2004, 07:45 PM
Probably because of the large comic book geek demographic that America has

KingofOldSchool
07-03-2004, 07:55 PM
King of old school, shut the fuck up. Torrie would probably make you tap.


I'll I'd have to do is either...

1.) Light her on fire and watch the plastic melt.

2) Poke her tits with a needle

3) Force her to eat

One of those three things hold the key to beating Torrie Wilson. :naughty:

#1-norm-fan
07-03-2004, 08:26 PM
Billy Gunn and Bob Holly count as nine?

lol. What does that even MEAN?

Edge
07-03-2004, 11:00 PM
lol. What does that even MEAN?

Someone said she had sex with nine guys. Shes only had sex with Bob Holly and Billy Gunn.

Edge
07-03-2004, 11:02 PM
You know your drunk when you find Uncle Sam hot.

#1-norm-fan
07-03-2004, 11:34 PM
Someone said she had sex with nine guys. Shes only had sex with Bob Holly and Billy Gunn.

If that's the case, Billy Kidman has the worst case of blue balls ever.

asphyXy
07-04-2004, 12:52 AM
BTW, why is The Hurricane in that poll?

The Mackem
07-04-2004, 04:09 PM
Cos he's a good guy and Americans are good?

Mayo
07-04-2004, 04:12 PM
I still find Torrie hot as hell. Sure, shes dumber than nails, and she couldn't act or wrestle if her life depended on it, but I'd definitely raise my flag for her :p