The Naitch
07-03-2004, 11:29 AM
So, I'm at the bar, buzzin' off Red Bull and Vodka, and few Labatt Blues'. Me and my boy, Dave are chillin' at the bar. Gettin' crunk as usual on a Friday night.
I'm in a heated argument with Dave about this bitch he's gotten tied down to as of late, when all of a sudden, he pushes me into this big fuckin' lug. I turn around, and guess who it is. Sylvien Grenier (sp?). So I say "sorry bro" and he's all like "It's ok". This guy's waiting in line for a round, I guess.
After a bit of talking, he asks me about the other hangouts around Richmond. And I tell him about the premier spot on a Friday night: The Buck and Ear.
So, Grenier, Rob Conway, Garrison Cade (Cade looked mad gay at the time), myself and my buddy head out to The Buck. I stumble upon a couple of my other friends, and we all head out to the Buck. We head in. All these bitches are all gawkin' at our asses. Then we head over to the patio for a round of Canadians. Damn Cade looks so gay. Fuckin' bleach blond hair, a black shirt, a pair of khaki shorts and sandles. :nono: Anyways, he seemed cool.
Then this girl I know comes up to me, and we start talking. Her friend is just standing there, sippin' on her cranberry and vodka acting the fool, so I introduce her boring ass to La Resistance and the gay Garrison Cade. She's all like "Hi, my name is Jenascia." Seemed like a stuck up bitch. Then I tell her that these guys are from WWE and then all of a sudden she's all excited and shit. Most of the night, these guys were all quiet and trying to pull off that "straight edge" shit, even though they had a couple.
Suprisingly, no one really knew who these guys were, except that they got stares for being a bunch of "big guys". Last night was a blur, so then we drove them back to their hotel around 1pm. I still think Cade takes it up the ass.
Naitch out.
I'm in a heated argument with Dave about this bitch he's gotten tied down to as of late, when all of a sudden, he pushes me into this big fuckin' lug. I turn around, and guess who it is. Sylvien Grenier (sp?). So I say "sorry bro" and he's all like "It's ok". This guy's waiting in line for a round, I guess.
After a bit of talking, he asks me about the other hangouts around Richmond. And I tell him about the premier spot on a Friday night: The Buck and Ear.
So, Grenier, Rob Conway, Garrison Cade (Cade looked mad gay at the time), myself and my buddy head out to The Buck. I stumble upon a couple of my other friends, and we all head out to the Buck. We head in. All these bitches are all gawkin' at our asses. Then we head over to the patio for a round of Canadians. Damn Cade looks so gay. Fuckin' bleach blond hair, a black shirt, a pair of khaki shorts and sandles. :nono: Anyways, he seemed cool.
Then this girl I know comes up to me, and we start talking. Her friend is just standing there, sippin' on her cranberry and vodka acting the fool, so I introduce her boring ass to La Resistance and the gay Garrison Cade. She's all like "Hi, my name is Jenascia." Seemed like a stuck up bitch. Then I tell her that these guys are from WWE and then all of a sudden she's all excited and shit. Most of the night, these guys were all quiet and trying to pull off that "straight edge" shit, even though they had a couple.
Suprisingly, no one really knew who these guys were, except that they got stares for being a bunch of "big guys". Last night was a blur, so then we drove them back to their hotel around 1pm. I still think Cade takes it up the ass.
Naitch out.