View Full Version : Match of The Millenium (RAW Spoilers)
Innovator
07-06-2004, 01:53 AM
Everyone who watched RAW knows HHH called out the G-O-D. My question is, would HHH job to God or would God put him in his place?
The Naitch
07-06-2004, 01:55 AM
God would have no choice but to job to HHH's bulldog
I gotta spread rep before giving it to you again :y:
I think God will win. Even though HHH's hold down aura is really powerful after devouring so many midcarders, I think that God will cause Stephanie to get lockjaw while she's down on her knees with Hunter, and that's the end of The Game.
Joe Kerr
07-06-2004, 02:05 AM
Triple H is God...You tried to trick us.
How great would it be to see Triple H pedigree God....wether it be in the form of alanis Morcet(sp) (Dogma) or Morgan Freeman (Bruce Almighty)
HHH: And thats why I am the Game...God...your just a pawn in this game
*Pedigree
and Joey Radd has just won the Suet in hell.
Kapoutman
07-06-2004, 02:09 AM
Anybody who ever read my column knows my affection for Russo swerves.
Gone Mad
07-06-2004, 02:42 AM
Of course the Russo Swerve! The writers do have to screw the fans who say HHH is God. In fact they like to screw everyone. Plus, God has to prove HHH is a fake..even if it does take the help of Vinc- I mean, Satan to stop him.
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/v/vincemcmahon/12.jpg
CheesyChaz
07-06-2004, 07:12 AM
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/v/vincemcmahon/12.jpg
Someone in the middle of earning a push from Vince.
Dave Youell
07-06-2004, 08:42 AM
I think God takes the fall as he's put money on HHH to win
Doink
07-06-2004, 09:50 AM
vinnie mac to come down with securaty and remove god from the building as he doesnt like his sandles
The CyNick
07-06-2004, 11:54 AM
See, there's no way HHH woudl JOB to God, because God is a legit main eventer. HHH woull see this JOB as a threat to his spot. He may lose to him in a 3 way or something, but one-on-one he'd ultimately go over.
However, how would God allow to JOB, since he's God, well that is explained by the fact that HHH is in fact God and thats why Vince is afraid to stand up to him and ask him to do JOBs.
The swerve thing is interesting, and the Snake Russo might be able to get Vince to eat the apple and screw over HHH, but HHH sees and hears all, he would damn them both to Hell when they got in the ring and tried to screw him.
So HHH would reign as ruler of the Universe from now to the end of eternity.
Corkscrewed
07-06-2004, 12:38 PM
^ My head is spinning. :p
James Steele
07-06-2004, 01:43 PM
:wtf:
Corky, you get a meaningless semi-autogrpahed rep just because i need to spread some more before giving it to CyNick again. :shifty:
tucsonspeed6
07-06-2004, 02:13 PM
It depends on which God I suppose......Jesus would try to teach HHH that the heat for this match should be spread to the masses so each and every wrestler could have a piece of the heat for him or herself, and HHH would pedegree jesus and pin him with a crucifix pin for the 1-2-3. Buddah would question whether HHH's push was a due to a singular part of him, his spirit, or just chance. While HHH pondered the point, Evolution would beat Buddah's fat ass to the ground and HHH would pin him 1-2-3. HHH would no sell in the handicap match between himself and the many forms of God of the Hindu religion, yet if he tried to no sell his match with Muhammad, a terrorist would run into the ring with a bomb strapped to his chest and blow everyone up, earning his place in heaven with forty "virgins".
James Steele
07-06-2004, 03:22 PM
:rofl:
Aphroboy
07-07-2004, 11:09 AM
god would win because god is the only thing that can reverse evolution :)
Tornado
07-07-2004, 11:22 AM
Hopefully God would no-sell the pedigree and have Triple H struck by lightning or something...
The Naitch
07-07-2004, 12:16 PM
If God was really God, he'd have Vince sign Ultimate Warrior and have Triple H and Warrior main event Wrestlemania 21. Naturally God would have Trips lose in about 36 seconds
JeremyTB29
07-08-2004, 04:53 AM
HHH will cut a big time promo on how God made his nose so big and that's just unacceptable.
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