WWE RAW Captions (7-5-04)

[Azriel]

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/01.jpg
http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/02.jpg
http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/03.jpg
http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/04.jpg
http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/05.jpg
http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/06.jpg
http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/07.jpg
http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/08.jpg
http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/09.jpg
http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/10.jpg
http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/11.jpg
http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/12.jpg
http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/13.jpg
http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/14.jpg
http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/15.jpg
http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/16.jpg
http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/17.jpg
http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/18.jpg
http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/19.jpg
http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/20.jpg
http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/21.jpg
http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/22.jpg
http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/23.jpg
http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/24.jpg
http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/25.jpg
http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/26.jpg
http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/27.jpg
http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/28.jpg
http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/29.jpg
http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/30.jpg
http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/31.jpg
http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/32.jpg
http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/33.jpg
http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/34.jpg
http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/35.jpg
http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/36.jpg

[Splaya]

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/36.jpg[/QUOTE]



HHH: No Eugene, you don't understand, I retired Cactus Jack. There is no more Cactus Jack
Eugene: But Ric said he wa....

HHH: Nevermind what Ric said
Ric: BANG BANG!

HHH: Ric damn it, stop it.

[OssMan]

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/22.jpg

HHH: See that man? He's a homo.
Eugene: Him?
Flair: Me?

[Edge]

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/01.jpg

Eugene's first hang over.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/02.jpg

Coach found out what the oriental think of the new YJ Stinger.



Y2J got a peek HHH's promos

[IMG]http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/04.jpg

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/14.jpg

Batista was not very happy when he found out he was not invited to Eugene's birthday partry.

[Gone Mad]

Time to take some ass and kick some names...

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/30.jpg
The glass ceiling was right for HHH but it thought otherwise.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/07.jpg http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/04.jpg
How could Jericho and the crowd not laugh at the office and how it was able to injure HHH and Nash.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/01.jpg
Eugene: And finally Sean, you will finally have a match and-- where'd he go?

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/08.jpg
HHH vs. HHH from 4 yrs. ago! Only on PPV! BAWGGAWDTHISOVERPLAYEDJOKEBARBEQUESAUSE!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/27.jpg
Eugene and his other skill: The Ping Pong ball trick!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/21.jpg
Can you guess who has talent in this picture? Because I'm still looking..

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/18.jpg
Worst. Psycho Crusher. Ever.

[Gone Mad]

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/19.jpg
Man,no love for the women. Look at where their complaint box is.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/05.jpg
Venis: Cream filling?

French Guy: Nottt....now..!

Ref: Screw this HGA! I'm out to TNA!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/10.jpg
The two reannacts the classic A-ha video, "Take on me."

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/03.jpg
Tomko: Nobody puts Baby in the corner!

Jericho: Damn it, green..I mean Tomko! That's Flair!

Flair: Woo?

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/35.jpg
Gravity finally catches up with Benoit as his levitation reverses on him and the belt crushes him.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/22.jpg
HHH: Yeah-uh,he's the-uh one-uh who came up-uh with-uh cream-uh filling...uh!

Eugene: Former Inter-continental champion Val Venis?

Flair: WOO?

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/29.jpg
Eugene: Must crush writers! Must stop bad gimmick!

Benoit: Stop it,Nick, or you won't be World Champ next month!

Eugene: "SPOILERS"!!!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/15.jpg
Batista: Damn it! I forgot to tape "Joe Schmoe 2"!

[Hired Hitman]

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/04.jpg

... hasn't this been on the last few raws :|

[Transplant]

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/01.jpg
Richard Simmons first act as GM was to make Rosey do 5 minutes of cardiobascular exercises.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/04.jpg
Smackdown Rebound: JBL is THE NEW WWE CHAMP!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/05.jpg
Ref: AHH! ROACH!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/07.jpg
Eugene, the kindergarten bully, sent lil' Tony to get poor jeremy after he "lost" his repayments.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/08.jpg
Edge: Damn, that zit is annoying! got some cream for it or something?


http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/10.jpg
Matt: Jeff, Is that you? Whats happened to you? You've become bald and talentle.... I mean,your bald!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/20.jpg
WWE presents the new "Barbie". Watch Barbie tear up the womens division with sidekick, Ken. Stocks are limited. Talent not included.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/22.jpg
The Mid Match Mosh bugged the shit out of Ric.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/23.jpg
CAUTION! BENOITSAURUS IS LOOSE!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/28.jpg
Edge: What the hell am I suppose to do with an invisible box?

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/31.jpg
Benoit's reenactment of Jesus' Death

[Savio]

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/28.jpg
Edge: Where is my career going?
http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/19.jpg
Inside the envolope was Jeff hardys auto-biography story, Ironicly It was very short and written in thrid person.

[Blue Demon]

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/09.jpg[/img

Kane (sitting up): Wait?!?! you saved how much on car insurance by switching to Geico?


[img]http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/23.jpg

This was hopefully the last time Benoit was placed in a match with Richards

[Blue Demon]

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/09.jpg

Kane: You saved how much by switching to Geico???

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/23.jpg http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/27.jpg


The Invisible Man 2: Richards Strickes Back

[Esoteric]

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/28.jpg
Edge : I swear my push was this big but where has it gone
http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/11.jpg
Vince believed Orton needed a stronger gimmick so presenting....Issac Yankem Jr.
http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/10.jpg
Matt: Wake up Kane
Kane:I had the worst dream JBL was WWE champion and Lita u and i were in a pregnancy storyline and and
Matt: Ummm that was not a dream
Kane: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[MVP]

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/01.jpg

The head of WWE's writing staff announces that Tyson Tomko and Jon Heidenreich will have a 60 minute Iron Man match tonight.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/02.jpg

Coach should've learned his lesson the first time he tried to drink from the Tajiri fountain.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/03.jpg

The superstars were forced to play a game of musical chairs to determine the #1 contender for the IC title.

"Oh wait...that's actually what happened."

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/04.jpg

WWE cut the budget on the Hi-Lite Reel set.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/05.jpg

Sylvan was shocked to find that Rhyno's super glue was planted on Val Venis's crotch.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/06.jpg

The ref thought he'd entertain the crowd by playing an invisible piano.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/07.jpg

Hey anything beats Sean O'Haire's cage.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/08.jpg

Battle of the Overrated Part 432746327856478.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/09.jpg

Batista got creeped out when Kane started eating the rope.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/10.jpg

As hard as they tried, Matt and Kane couldn't fight the teleporter any longer.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/11.jpg

Each WWE contract comes with a full dental plan.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/12.jpg

Jericho and Batista fell victim to the telepoter as well.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/14.jpg

Jericho: "There's a penny underneath the ring mat."

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/15.jpg

Batista had a hard time going with so many people around.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/16.jpg

The Kane/Lita porno suddenly started playing on the titantron.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/17.jpg

The crowd's response to Disco Fever Batista was not warm.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/18.jpg

Randy: "Have no fear Lois, the Man of Steel is here to save you."
Jericho: "What the hell are you talking about?"

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/19.jpg

Molly knew she couldn't compete with Gail Kim's pole dancing abilities.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/20.jpg

Tomko: "There's a penny underneath the ring mat."

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/21.jpg

"Best of RAW Volume 1...."

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/22.jpg

Triple H: "See Benoit over there, he said that you're an overrated no-talent jackass who holds the rest of the roster down."
Eugene: "B...but he's my friend he'd never say that about me."
Triple H: "Yes he would. He also said that you're only at the top because you screwed Vince's daughter."
Eugene: "Isn't that you?"
Triple H: "N...no."


http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/23.jpg

Chris Benoit does a kickass Kevin Nash impression.

[Mayo]

After fighting off initial laziness and more than an hour of painstaking thought, I present to you my captions:


http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/01.jpg
"Yesh, I'll have a mahtini, shhaken, not schtirred."

Alas, poor WWE writers, Eugene tried his best in his new Sean Connery gimmick.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/02.jpg
In yet another racial angle, now they have Tajiri as Godzilla trying to hold the black man down.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/03.jpg
Jericho: I want the blue chair!
Tomko: No, I do!
Jericho: I DO!
Tomko: I DO!
Jericho: Fine, you baby!... Hey, who's that old guy?
Flair: 'Scuse me sonny, is this Big Bill's Bingo?

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/04.jpg
Jericho tried to be nice, but he loves to watch old people fall.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/05.jpg
Worst. Heimlich maneuver. Ever.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/06.jpg
Ref: Whoa guys, be careful. I paid $20 for that O'Haire statue, even though it's dead weight.
O'Haire: You're not telling me anything I don't already know.
Sylvan: Mon Dieu, it talks!
Conway: Sound the alarms!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/07.jpg
It was yet another bad move by the WWE when they hired Lita to spellcheck the signs on everyone's office.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/08.jpg
Both men lost every shred of dignity when Vince forced them to Eskimo kiss on national TV.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/09.jpg
Batista: Dude, Kane has had that perverted grin on his face for an hour now with his hands in his pants, and he hasn't moved. Do you think he's okay?
Ref: Fucking idiot...

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/10.jpg
Matt: Stone Cold, wake up! I don't care what Vince says, we need a stupid untalented alcoholic redneck in the WWE!
Stone Cold: :mad:

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/11.jpg
Orton was going to force Jericho to learn Flair's money shot pose even if it killed him.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/15.jpg
Batista shows some great enthusiasm during his money shot pose.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/16.jpg
Not to be outdone by Batista, Jericho shows his best pose yet while waiting for Steven Richards' climax and performing HGA with Orton

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/12.jpg
Brock finally decided to kill Jericho after reading that he was gay in one of Joey Radd's news reports.

(I still love ya Joey :p)

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/13.jpg
The Ref was so bored during the submission hold that he practiced his Undertaker pose.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/14.jpg
Jericho: No Randy, please, keep elevating me!!!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/17.jpg
Batista wants the Heavyweight title so bad that he imitates JBL's goose stepping in Berlin.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/18.jpg
Jericho had performed a terrific Tornado DDT, but thanks to Rhyno, Orton stayed on the ropes and got the cover.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/19.jpg
Announcer: And the winner of the 'free breast implant maintenance for life coupon on a pole match' is...

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/20.jpg
Ref: Fuck Tomko, I didn't say powerslam, I said she looks like a man!
Tomko: :o

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/21.jpg
Lita: Guys, what are you so happy about?
Trish: Well let's just say that Tyson is a BIG problem solver. I mean he's so big that I suffered second degree burns on my right hand rubbing back and forth, isn't that right Tysie?
Tyson: BUH GUH!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/22.jpg
HHH: *whispering* Yeah, see how Randy applies the chokehold, using the leverage to his advantage.
Eugene: *whispering* Oh, so its best to lean over your opponent as much as possible, that's a great tip.
Flair: *yelling* Hey guys, I'm a 16 time World Champion!!! I poured blood and sweat on the road day in and day out over my entire career to make the business what it is today! I'm Ric Flair dammit, so you BETTER let me in on your conversation or else...
*poops his pants*
UH-OH!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/23.jpg
Scott Hall laughs watching at home as Benoit can't handle three beers before a match.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/24.jpg
Benoit wasn't gonna let go. He wanted HHH to abolish his arachnaphobia by killing another spider on the mat.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/25.jpg
Edge re-enacts the time that people actually cared about him by going for a tag with Christian.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/26.jpg
The Raw production crew attempted to make live tv look like a video game by slow motioning all finishing moves for effect.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/27.jpg
Eugene catches a jizzshot in the eye in Vince's newest creation, the "WE COME" contest.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/28.jpg
Edge: Lighten up Eugene, it was only a manly sweaty passionate hug between two guys in tight spandex.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/29.jpg
Eugene: :rant: :mad:

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/30.jpg
Hunter grabs at the giant mosquito zapper in an attempt to stop from being held down.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/31.jpg
The Ref is such a prankster; he tied Benoit's feet to the turnbuckle after telling Benoit that he'd catch him.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/32.jpg
Benoit: No Eugene, I wasn't trying to hug you, it was a German Suplex. Jesus, have you been hanging out with Brock lately?
Eugene: HOMO! KILL!!!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/33.jpg
Eugene: So once wasn't enough, fagbag? TAKE THIS!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/34.jpg
Eugene: Wow, I'm tired. Beating homo's all day makes you tired. Wait, what'd I say? KILL!!!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/35.jpg
R.I.P. The Push of Chris Benoit, we thank you for all of the joy that you brought to us, and we hope that you enjoy your eternal rest in Canadian Midcard Hell. Amen.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/36.jpg
HHH: That's a good boy Eugene. You looked great out there beating Benoit. Yeah, look at all that sweat dripping off your body.
*Eugene about to kill HHH*
HHH: Um, Eugene, here's your chance! Flair is the biggest fudgepacker in the WWE! KILL!
Flair: Yeah Benoit, you have no balls, and you've got a tiny little dink!
*Eugene demolishes Flair*
HHH: Heh, I still got it...

[Hired Hitman]

what the hell, the picture changed :|

[Savio]

???

[Mayo]

What picture changed?

[Favre4Ever]

Fist shot at doing captions!!!! Lets Rock 'em.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/36.jpg

As Triple H serenaded Eugene with a ballad of "We are the Champions", Flair could not help but clap along to the beat.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/33.jpg

As Dennis Miller picked up the chair, fans around the world got a first hand look at the worst WWE debut ever.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/28.jpg

".......I could have sworn I parked my car RIGHT HERE."

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/10.jpg

Hardy: "Kane, wake up!!!! WAKE UP!!! Our flight leaves in thirty minutes!!!"

Kane: "Thirty minutes?!?! You IDIOT!!!!!!"

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/26.jpg

Sorry guys, but I can't resist.

JR: BAHGAWDEDGESPEAREDFLAIRRIGHTOUTOFHISBOOTSILLBEDAMNEDNOWAYSTUNNERTHEGAMEEUGENEBBQSAUCEBAHGAWD!!!!!!!

King: Spear to Flair.........

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/23.jpg

Benoit howled in rage. He'd looked everywhere, even under the ring steps, and STILL couldnt find where his push had gone.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/35.jpg

Signs you know your push is fading: You sleep with your Title.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/03.jpg

Jericho looked into Tomko's eyes. Music was playing, and Flair was dancing with an invisible stewardess. Would Tomko reject his advance?

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/15.jpg

Batista: "Batista ANGRY!!!!!!! BATISTA SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meh, not too bad for a first try.

[Corkscrewed]

Hilarious pictures... this will take me a while.

[loopydate]

FI-n'ly... The loop HAS COME BACK to... Ah, fuck it.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/01.jpg

After a week-long bender in Atlantic City, Eric Bischoff showed up to RAW a little worse for wear.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/02.jpg

You would think that by now Tajiri would know how to hold his sake.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/03.jpg

Needless to say, Jericho and Tomko were a bit reluctant to try out the new LoveToilet...

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/04.jpg

...at first.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/05.jpg

The SpikeTV censors were quick to cover up The Ref With A Penis For An Arm.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/06.jpg

The new ref was ecstatic. He'd only been around a couple of months, and he was already getting a game of London Bridge!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/07.jpg

VINCE: Well, now that O'Haire is loose, we need to find a new use for that cage...

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/08.jpg

It's nice to see WWE still has a flair for making vases.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/09.jpg

Just like Bubba Dudley's senton or Victoria's moonsault, Kane always misses the Rafter Banzai Drop.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/10.jpg

After accidentally killing Kane, Matt knew that the only way to fix this was...The Butterfly Effect!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/11.jpg

HHH: Dammit! I said I wanted a silver platter!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/12.jpg

Using his powers of matter manipulation, Jericho managed to slip unfazed through the spot once occupied by the ringpost.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/13.jpg

You wouldn't think Randy would no-sell a hand through the chest. Of course, he did learn from the best.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/14.jpg

Jericho's gravity-defying spear was still a wonder to behold.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/15.jpg

Dave took it pretty hard when he heard they were out of chocolate cake.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/16.jpg

That's right, kids. Your mom was right. If you make a face, it will freeze that way.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/17.jpg

Dave's burgeoning Broadway career meant that he sometimes had to rehearse in inappropriate places.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/18.jpg

Best. Chopblock. Ever.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/19.jpg

Is it just me, or did they used to try harder to keep the Oscar ballots secret?

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/20.jpg

REF: Psst, Nidia. Ever been teabagged by a zebra?

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/21.jpg

Trish and Tyson can barely stifle a laugh after Lita asked if they had "come soffee."

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/22.jpg

HHH: Seriously, Ric, it's right there.
EUGENE: Oh, you mean that?
RIC: I don't see it.
EUGENE: Oh, man, now that I see it, I can't believe I missed it before.
HHH: I know! It's so obvious.
RIC: What the hell are you pointing at?
HHH: That! I can't believe you don't know what we're pointing at.
RIC: Goddammit, what are you pointing at?!?

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/23.jpg

Chris Benoit's new Doctor Octopus gimmick might have worked better if they'd given him cooler arms.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/24.jpg

Triple H would go to desperate measures to avoid tapping out ever again, but no one expected him to amputate his own right arm!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/25.jpg

EDGE: Chris! Tag m--
Clunk
EDGE: WTF? It's like there's some kind of Glass Wall...

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/26.jpg

This photograph proves that, yes, Edge does throw the best damned supersonic spear in the business.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/27.jpg

Eugene's Stephanie impression was always a big hit at parties.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/28.jpg

EDGE: I'm coming, Eugene. Just hang o--
Clunk
EDGE: :rant:

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/29.jpg

Just as happened to his former tag team partner Conway, Eugene was enraged when some bastard stole his pants!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/30.jpg

It was bad enough that Trips was no-selling the German Suplex, did he have to do his pose in mid-air?

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/31.jpg

HHH: Hehehe... Works every time.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/32.jpg

EUGENE: Aisha was not a better Yellow Ranger than Trini! You take that back!!!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/33.jpg

Eugene blew his match-ending spot when he decided that he'd rather play Invisible Whack-A-Mole.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/34.jpg

Eugene doubled over with laughter. The ref just passed out from the hilarity. What a joker that Benoit was! And how long would it be until Triple H realized he had a giant metallic penis glued to the side of his head?

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/35.jpg

The double-pin finish between Benoit and Belty drove the last three WWE fans away.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/36.jpg

Flair's John Cena impression...made Eugene sad.

[Corkscrewed]

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/01.jpg
Unfazed by last week's failure, Eugene uses The Force this week and succeeds in convincing the audience that recent storylines have been well-thought-out and exciting.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/02.jpg
Tajiri didn't take too kindly when Mountain Dew unveiled their version of the low-carb soda.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/03.jpg
Hilarity ensues after a random fan throws a football at Ric Flair's groin. The footage later wins an Academy award for Best Picture.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/04.jpg
Representing the underused wrestlers backstage, Jericho was only too glad to stage a sitdown strike for better storylines.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/05.jpg
Seeing Grenier down and out, the ref decides to give him the fastest low five in history.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/06.jpg
True Disney addicts, La Resistance was so enraged upon seeing someone holding an "Eisner Is God" sign that they decided to hurl a Val Venis at the offending fan.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/07.jpg
And now, the WWE Vault takes you back to the principle's office at Lita's elementary school...

OR

When Eugene found himself stuck to the side of bounce house, he learned the hard way not to let Rhyno set up inflatable play pens.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/08.jpg
Edge was furious. How dare Hunter have a bigger nose than he!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/09.jpg
Ref: "What's wrong with him?"
Batista: "He's been like that ever since the Lita pregancy storyline."
Ref: "Really? Wow."
Batista: "Yeah. Just sits there all day, watching Maury Povich. That's all he does."
Ref: "Such a shame... and he was really such a nice boy before, too."

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/10.jpg
Matt: "Inigo Montoya! They've shot you!!!"
Kane: ....
Matt: "Who did this to you????"
Kane: ....
Matt: "SPEAK TO ME!!!!"
Kane: ....
Matt: "DAMN YOU SIX FINGERED MAN!!!"

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/11.jpg
When you didn't use Listerine, the consequences were quite severe.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/12.jpg
Jericho was expecting to be rammed into the ring post, but to his surprise, it wasn't there!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/13.jpg
Ref: "Hmmm... you butt could use some liposuction. And those thighs are looking a bit pudgy..."
Jericho: "Not... the... time!"

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/14.jpg
Jericho was this close to the licorice when the traction beam caught hold of him and Randy.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/15.jpg
When Batista found out Brock Lesnar had murdered his Fab Five friends from Queer Eye, he was devastated.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/16.jpg
...as was Jericho. Now who would style his gorgeous blond hair?

OR

Geez, Chris, you know there are laxatives to relieve that type of pressure.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/17.jpg
Caught up in the moment, Batista tried to fire a laser beam from his palm toward an annoying, heckling fan, but to no avail. His armpit, crotch, and knee lasers, however, were functioning just fine.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/18.jpg
Jericho's career hit a new low when he was pinned by a toppled Randy Orton Gargoyle.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/19.jpg
It was a furious race, but Nidia finally won the Contract to Avoid Having to Give Vince a Blow Job for One Month on a Pole derby.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/20.jpg
Ref: "Wow, how did you knock Nidia out just like that?"
Trish: "I just told her JBL was WWE champ."

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/21.jpg
Trish smiled, glad that her Tae Bo instructor was helping her shed pounds. Meanwhile, Lita racked her brain, trying to figure out how "ae" could make a long "i" sound.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/22.jpg
Evolution had their prey down and ready for the kill. Now it was up Eugene to finish the job and administer the Touch of Death. Weeieerrrrrrrr!!!!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/23.jpg
Recent news that his good friend and one of the best wrestlers in the world had jobbed to a drunken redneck Nazi was enough to make Benoit's head spin.

OR

Tired of being underused and constantly put on Heat, Chuck Palumbo decides to sabotage RAW with a horde of banana peels.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/24.jpg
"Salute the Nazis will you now, Layfield??? Some of my best friends are Jews!!! DIIEEEEE!!!!"

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/25.jpg
Showing early signs of Litas Disease, Edge botches walking through the ring ropes.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/26.jpg
"This is for insulting Mick Foley! The best wrestler of all time!!!"

OR

Ric Flair proves that the new and improved Space Mountain ride is so intense it frazzles time itself!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/27.jpg
Placing banana peels under a main eventer is one thing, but Eugene? He's just a kid!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/29.jpg
"DAMN THAT PALUMBO!!!"

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/28.jpg
Edge didn't fare too well in the Invisible Watermelon Carrying Championships.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/30.jpg
HHH no sells Benoit's German by pretending he is on a roller coaster ride.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/31.jpg
Hunter's plan backfired when his Benoit=shaped crucifix accidentally fell from the rafters and landed on him.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/32.jpg
"Stop, Eugene! You've been possessed by the Spirit of Brock Lesnar! And for the last time, I'm not gay!!!"

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/33.jpg
Tragedy strikes when Eugene mistakes Benoit for Chuck Palumbo and exacts revenge for the banana peels.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/34.jpg
No one was safe from the wake of destruction when the HunterCentaur went berserk.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/35.jpg
In a feat that has never been repeated again, Chris Benoit wins the World Title despite wrestling while asleep!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/36.jpg
Triple H tries to console Eugene after Flair's horrific botching of John Cena's "World Life" pose.

[Mayo]

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/10.jpg
Matt: "Inigo Montoya! They've shot you!!!"
Kane: ....
Matt: "Who did this to you????"
Kane: ....
Matt: "SPEAK TO ME!!!!"
Kane: ....
Matt: "DAMN YOU SIX FINGERED MAN!!!"


:lol: Both the "who shot you?" and the Princess Bride gags never get old.

[Corkscrewed]

Oh damn, loopy, we came up with the same captions on a few of those! :lol:

Nice to have you back, buddy. Haven't missed a beat.


EDIT: Mayo, nice to see someone picked up on both. Nowhere Man's original Inigo Montoya caption with Kane stalking Shane remains one of the classic captions in history. :D

[Eternalone79]

No fair...you cheated and I'm telling my mommy!!!

[Eternalone79]

http--raw.wwe.com-results-070504-images-15.jpg I'm telling Mommy you cheater!!!!

[Savio]

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/11.jpg
Gang cum shots are the worst.

[parkmania]

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/02.jpg
Tajiri: And then, Rinda Brair's head spun around, and then her pea soup went rike this...
Coach: EWWWW! GROSS!!!
http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/23.jpg
The WWE finally proved that their writers had worked on Scooby-Doo when they revealed that Chris Benoit was actually... ZACH GOWEN!!!!
http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/29.jpg
Eugene: I SAID, SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM, DAMMIT!
http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/36.jpg
Eugene: WAAAAAH!
HHH: Come on, Eugene. I've got some Slim Jim's in the locker room. We'll get back at Benoit some other time.
Ric: And to think, I was THIS close to retiring a couple months ago...

[big_bluto]

Let's see what the captions say this week.........
http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/01.jpg
Vote in the Mod Elections!
You're vote counts!
Where Am I?


http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/02.jpg
Green Semen: Further proof that Vince is an Alien


http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/03.jpg
Jericho: One of us better give that old guy a seat.
Tomko: Yeah, it looks like his hips gonna give out any time.



http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/04.jpg
Jericho enjoying a rare moment of victory.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/05.jpg
Val: I've got him pinned, now spam him right on the forehead!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/06.jpg
WWE botches Limbo

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/07.jpg
They nearly forgot to change the sign from WWE Creative!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/08.jpg
Battle of the Mods: Loose Cannon v Dave Youell
You decide!


http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/11.jpg
I swear I don't know what happened to the Reverend D'Von money!
Ask Deacon Batista!


http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/13.jpg
Jericho: what are you guys doing?!
Orton: Wet Willie submission.
Ref: Checking out your package.
Jericho: ......just pin me now.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/14.jpg
Jericho: Don't drop me on the glass ceiling! It's won't support my weight....well, well, what'da'ya know!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/15.jpg
Batista calling for a refund after the Great American Bash.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/16.jpg
Jericho captured the missing legs of Rikishi.
Chris: Find the torso quickly, the ass end stinks!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/17.jpg
That Idiot Dave. He'd been warned not to wear that WWF Kneepad!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/18.jpg
Orton's push was getting ridiculous now.
He didn't even have to fully enter the ring, before the pin was getting counted.


http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/20.jpg
While Trish celebrated, the ref explained that Oceans 12 was a follow up to Oceans 11, but there weren't another 10 before that.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/21.jpg
Lita slept with Kane and Matt, but Tyson's grin showed they weren't the only ones!
More to the point, why was Trish grinning, and where can we get the video?

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/22.jpg
HHH: Where?
Eugene: There!
Flair: Where on the stair?
Eugene: Right there!
HHH: A little mouse with clogs on?
Eugene: There I declare!
Flair: Going clip, clippety-clop on the stairs!
Eugene: Right there!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/23.jpg
WWE would like to issue a product recall on the following product:
Rabid Wolverine Chris Benoit Action Figure

When used in proximity to HHH figure, the benoit action figure has a tendency to fall over, and may injure small children.
Please return to the retail outlet you purchased from where a full refund will be given.

*please note that WWE accepts no responsibility for broken characters, storylines, or poor quality products.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/24.jpg
HHH: I know I asked how long we had to go, but I can't read your watch this close!
Benoit: Just shut up and rub my nuts!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/26.jpg
Who says white men can't jump?

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/27.jpg
Eugene misses the tag to Edge.
http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/25.jpg
Edge: Hoi! Twat! I'm over here!


http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/28.jpg
Loose Cannon is gonna win the mod vote by this much!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/29.jpg
VOTE DAVE YOUELL, YOU BAS</>TARD!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/30.jpg
HHH's pants started to eat the head of Chris Benoit before the pedigree even started. What's up with the world?

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/31.jpg
HHH: Chris, get down from there.
Benoit: I'm Mysterioooooooooooooo!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/32.jpg
Benoit: Hey! Flair's already left the ring. Now put the chair away like you were asked to!


http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/33.jpg
Benoit: Eugene. Put The Chair Away! I'm busy!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/34.jpg
HHH's head-eating pants were still doing the trick, but the ref was still bored by the same old, same old, same old.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/10.jpg
Matt: Come on, Kane. You can't sleep here.
Kane: HHH....boring....must sleep.


http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/35.jpg
Wake me when the mod result is in, will you?

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/36.jpg
Flair: So close....
HHH: I know.... Bluto's captions were crap.
Eugene: sob...sob
HHH: Don't be too upset. There's always Smackdown!
Eugene: Waaahhhhh!!!!!

[Nark Order]

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/01.jpg
I'M A HOMO!!

...Which is why I'm pointing to the people in the ring. I'm wrong. Get it? It's funny..... Does anybody believe that I'm retarded yet?

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/02.jpg
Tajiri shows the Coach his unusual talent of being able to pass his bodily gases through his mouth instead of his rear end.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/03.jpg
Ric: WOOOOOOOO!
*Strutting Ric*
Jericho: Ric, you lost.
Ric: WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*Ric still strutting*
Tomco: No, really Naitch. You've been eliminated.
Ric: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/04.jpg
Jericho was happy and smiling until all of a sudden his head was impailed by a maniacal ring rope, hired by none other than the WWE logo.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/05.jpg
Ref: .....1!
Val: Come on! Escape from mid-card. Escape from mid-card. Escape from mid card.
Ref: ......2!!
Val: Almost there! I can smell the fame! Escape!!!
*kickout*
Val: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/06.jpg
Conway is dazed as the Venis Butt Trap stealthfully makes its move.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/08.jpg
Edge: Ha! I have your shovel!
HHH: I have other ways of burying people...

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/09.jpg
Kane, knowing that he is at a strength disadvantage, starts doing sit ups to even the match up.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/10.jpg
After taking some junior college courses on the art of plastic surgery, Hardy goes to work with no real purpose in mind.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/11.jpg
Orton holds Jericho still as that doctors try to work with the gigantic tumor coming out the top of his head.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/12.jpg
To Batista surprise, Jericho's body absorbed the ring post upon impact.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/13.jpg
This match was rather difficult for Jericho; not only did he have to deal with Randy Orton, but he also had to worry about the referee and his history of sexual assaualt.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/14.jpg
Orton shows that he is not just an amatuer by launching Jericho into the second row.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/15.jpg
Fans found it rather Ironic at first that HHH accepted an ape into a group labeled 'Evolution'.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/16.jpg
Jericho's new 'transvesitite' gimmick was a little shaky at first but after applying the "Anal Tamer", fans soon gained respect for the stilletto heels and lipstick.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/18.jpg
Orton uses the refs sick fantasies to his advantage as he poses Jericho into provacative positions.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/19.jpg
The WWE logo desperately tries to escape but the ref restraions it with his teeth.

Ref: If I have to sit through it, so do you.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/20.jpg
Trish: Look, I'm the statue of Liberty.
Tomco: I have no charisma.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/21.jpg
Tomco:.....
Trish:........
Lita:............I'm horrible.
Tomco: Yep
Trish: Yep.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/22.jpg
HHH: Now all you have to do is is put Benoit in the Sharpshooter.
Eugene: What if he doesn't tap?
HHH: See that funny looking bald man in the striped shirt over there?...

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/23.jpg
Lita's case of "botcheritis" was indeed contagious.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/24.jpg
HHH: What the hell? Aren't I supposed to be burying you?
*Benoit pulls harder*
HHH: Arghhh!!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/25.jpg
He's a homo???

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/26.jpg
Edge's spear disrupts the entire space/time continuem and they sucked into a land where Sean O'Haire and Ultimo Dragon are living happily with a belt on every part of thier body.

HHH: WHAT IN THE HELL IS THIS PLACE?!?!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/27.jpg
The WWE took this gimmick a bit too far when Eugene started asking to get his diaper changed in the middle of matches.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/29.jpg
After years of ridicule and despair, Eugenes muscles start to ripple; tranforming him into the mighty Collossus.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/31.jpg
As the invisible crucix starts to lift Benoit into the air, HHH gets jealous.

HHH: I'm Jesus, damnit!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/32.jpg
Benoit: Aw how cute, look at the little retarded kid playing with the cha...
*Knocked out cold*

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/34.jpg
Ready. Set. Bury!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/35.jpg
Benoit faints at the thought of actually getting some credibility in the future.

[Corkscrewed]

LMAO at the Mod Vote gags!

[Savio]

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/11.jpg
The WWE re-acts the way Mary-Kate Olsen is fed.

[Mayo]

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/23.jpg
WWE would like to issue a product recall on the following product:
Rabid Wolverine Chris Benoit Action Figure

When used in proximity to HHH figure, the benoit action figure has a tendency to fall over, and may injure small children.
Please return to the retail outlet you purchased from where a full refund will be given.

*please note that WWE accepts no responsibility for broken characters, storylines, or poor quality products.


Don't fret, bluto. This caption had me laughing :lol:

[PorkSoda]

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/03.jpg

Jericho: Tomko, if you could fight anybody from the past, who would it be?
Tomko: Like an historic figure?
Jericho: Sure.
Tomko: I'd fight Ghandi
Jericho: I'd fight Lincoln.
Tomko: Good choice. Big guy, big reach, skinny guys fight till they're burger, huh?
Jericho: Yep. Hey......there's Ghandi crossing the street!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/02.jpg

(Seconds Before)
Coach: Mae Young looked like the sandman at the Royal Rumble Swimsuit Competition!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/09.jpg

Batista: BAD DOG! BAD DOG! (Thinking) Maybe I should have fed him Kibbles n Bits....

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/11.jpg

Jericho: OH YEAAAAAH!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/17.jpg

"Stupid Ropes....They're tight....damnit....how can I squeeze through this thing?"

[Batsu]

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/18.jpg
Worst. Psycho Crusher. Ever.

LMFAO!!

[Batsu]

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/02.jpg

Tajiri always makes sure to spit the SCOPE out after gargling.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/23.jpg


No caption, but is it just me or does Chris look like Page right there?

[Edge]

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/01.jpg
Eugene: For my next trick I'm going to make Lita job to A-Train for the main event.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/02.jpg
The Buzz Saw hates Coach's game of try to make gun symbols with you two fingers.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/04.jpg
Jericho just laughed at Stacie's song on WWE Originales.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/05.jpg
Hey don't laugh, this is what his house looks like to.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/06.jpg
Edge: So what do you think my chances are of a push?
HHH (saying to himself in his head): You don't have to answer that Game, he knows very well that will only happen if jobs to me.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/09.jpg
The crowd was in shock after the saw Y2J's yellow teeth.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/10.jpg

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/19.jpg
JR: BAH GAWD MAY YOUNG JUST PULLED WHATS HER FACE OFF THE TOP ROPE.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/21.jpg
Mean while we go backstage only to find Lita takeing an eye Test and Tyson and Trish just stand there smileing for hald an hour.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/23.jpg
This is what happens when you say no to Flair takeing you out to Dinner at the McDonalds drive throw.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/36.jpg[/QUOTE]
Eugene: WAAAAAAAAA!!!!
HHH: What happened??
Eugene: Booker T
HHH: What did he do?
Eugene: He called me names.
HHH: What did he call you?
Eugene: He called me dog.

[PorkSoda]

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/10.jpg

Narrator: And then the brave Prince will find Lita lying on her bed. He moves the curtains over and...
Matt Hardy: LITA! LITA! I'M THE BRAVE PRINCE......what the....
Kane: What?!?!?
Matt Hardy: Lita? What happened, you spend an evening with Micheal Jackson or something?

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/15.jpg

Batista's having a good time driving his invisible car.

[Vastardikai]

It's the V. If any of these are copied, too bad.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/01.jpg

JR: Bah Gawd! Jake "The Snake" has escaped from the Betty Ford Clinic Again! and he is back on RAW! May God Have Mercy on our WWE Souls!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/02.jpg

Much to the chagrin of Coach, Tajiri discovers that JBL is the WWE Champion

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/03.jpg

Ric Flair does the Robot as Chris and Generic Tattooed Green Hoss start their Sabu move lookalike contest.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/04.jpg

Chris: Hey, which camera am I supposed to face?

Cameraman: Right in front of you.

Chris: Yeah right, like I'd believe that.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/05.jpg

Val: And this shape is a butterfly!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/06.jpg

The Official La Resistance/Val Venis Stone Henge Monolith didn't get over with the crowd.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/07.jpg

Eugene: Tom Hanks, eat your heart out!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/08.jpg

Edge seemed a little too enthusiastic about Meeting Triple H.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/09.jpg

Stevie's springboard swandive Headbutt to the groin was a sight to behold, even for Batista.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/10.jpg

Matt struggles to pull Jeff from the dimensional portal in Kane's elbow pad.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/11.jpg

Generic Hygene Film Voice: There is a right way, and a WRONG WAY to check for boogers...

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/12.jpg

Batista: What do you think?

Chris: Just what I wanted, an Invisible Ring Post

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/13.jpg

Chris: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Randy: It's just a rest hold, dude.

Chris: I know that, but you're standing on my hand!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/14.jpg

Having to job to him was bad enough, but Chris wondered why Randy had to cop a feel every couple of seconds, too.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/15.jpg

Batista, the Generic Tattooed Green Hoss that he is, botches stifling a yawn.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/16.jpg

Randy: Did I ever tell you about the time I saw Big Show and Rikishi skinny dipping?

Chris: Dammit! That's just wrong!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/17.jpg

Batista can't help, he has to come into the ring...

Batista: Randy, you need to be in the ropes to hook Chris in the Tarantula...

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/18.jpg

The Secret behind Orton's Push: He is the world's hardest Limbo Pole.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/19.jpg

Molly: Give me my lunch back!

Nidia: You can't have it!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/20.jpg

Tyson looks at the damage done and sighs. He knew he shouldn't have botched giving Trish some deodorant.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/21.jpg

Trish: Look at how pathetic she is: She even botches being a Generic Tattooed Green Hoss

Tyson: That's funny! :botches a smile:

Lita: I gate you huys.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/22.jpg

Eugene and Hunter can't help but notice that Ric Flair's dog crapped the ring again...

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/23.jpg

Being the Technical Wrestling God that he is, Benoit takes out the attacking Stevie Richards, Capoera-style.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/24.jpg

He's even able to do a face trade with Triple H!

Ref: That's amazing!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/25.jpg

Edge: That Frank Castle guy was right: Holding this invisible 8 lb. Personnel mine with an outstretched arm IS quite a workout!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/26.jpg

Edge's spear, in conjunction with Flair not wearing a shirt, often causes tears in the space-time continuum.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/27.jpg

Eugene: Wrestling Re...Special Needs Person, and one helluva break dancer!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/28.jpg

Edge: This is the biggest Angus Steak Burger...EVER!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/29.jpg

Apparrently, someone told the Macho Man about how easy Elizabeth was...

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/30.jpg

Sometimes, Hunter needs help getting down from the invisible Chin-up Bar.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/31.jpg

This is why you should never have an invisbile ship with a Wolverine that is NOT invisible...

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/32.jpg

Benoit: Eugene, I told you: I am NOT Rob Van Damm

Eugene: Shut up and give the giant Stevie Richards a Van Damminator!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/33.jpg

Benoit cringes at the thought of what Eugene is doing to that chair...

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/34.jpg

Even Eugene and the ref are sick of seeing the Pedigree.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/35.jpg

Benoit practices for Vengence

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/36.jpg

Eugene: Ric ate the last of my Angus Steak burger!

Hunter: It's ok, Eugene. Here, I'll give you a kiss, ok?

[Raising Kane]

Eh. No inspiration this week. These suck :p

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/01.jpg
Eugene after an Evolution party...
Eugene: I'm telling HHH! You touched my no no spot!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/02.jpg
An important lesson kids:

Never ever have a shamrock shake before playing musical chairs.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/04.jpg
Jericho: Ha! They didn't tell you guys that the losers have to bend over for HHH for the next month.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/07.jpg
No one was suprised that when the pump broke, Vince asked HHH to inflate Eugene's office with all his excess hot air. They were only suprised that it took him at least ten minutes to fill it.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/08.jpg
HHH: It's time for your nap.
Edge: But I don't want to take a nap.
HHH: If you don't take one, you won't be able to perform at your best.
Edge: Dude, if that's true, you need the nap much more than I do.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/09.jpg
Batista: Man what's wrong with Kane?
Ref: He woke up from his nap and found out the Lita angle wasn't just a nightmare. Poor guy.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/12.jpg
Batista took exception to Jericho's rendition of "If your happy and you know it..."

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/15.jpg
But Daddy!!! I don't want to take a nap!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/16.jpg
Jericho wasn't happy when Orton told him that when he wears red lipstick he bears a remarkable resemblance to Stephanie.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/28.jpg
I swear guys. Orton told me it swelled up THIS big. I didn't believe him until I actually saw HHH's head myself.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/29.jpg
Who took my cookies?!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/32.jpg
It wasn't me! I don't even LIKE cookies!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/33.jpg
I'll get you Benoit. I saw the crumbs on your chin! NO ONE steals my cookies!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/35.jpg
Benoit was so good about taking his mandatory nap, he didn't notice HHH trying to sneak in and steal the title belt.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/36.jpg
Flair: See you guys. It's only this big.
Eugene: That's a lie. I saw it. It's THIS big. It scares me.
HHH: Eugene we are talking about my nose, not my head.
Eugene crying: So was I!

[Disturbed316]

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/01.jpg

Fake Eric Bischoff wasn't fooling anybody. It didn't work with Fake Diesel or Fake Razor Ramone, so why now?

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/02.jpg

Tajiri gives Coach a clue as to what his favourite film is.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/03.jpg

Worst...ConChairTo....Ever

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/04.jpg

Jericho's reaction to the news that Lita once managed to NOT botch the moonsault

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/24.jpg

JR: STUNNER!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/26.jpg

Edge was so out of shape he needed to use Bullet Time in order to Spear Flair

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/27.jpg
http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/28.jpg

Eugene: Can you see the babies head?
Edge: Yeah, its this big
Eugene: :eek:

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/30.jpg

Benoit: TAKE ME ABOVE THE GLASS CEILINE WITH YOU!
Triple H: NEVER!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/36.jpg

Fake Eric Bischoff was found out and just broke down into tears

[Fryza]

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/14.jpg

Where will you be when you diarrhea acts up again?

[Kane Knight]

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/01.jpg

Proving how desperate the WWE was getting, the first fifty participants in their "Soup Kitchen" gimmick became GM for a night.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/02.jpg

This is why you don't grab Tajiri's crotch.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/03.jpg

Man, the WWE's had some bad ideas in the past, but the first ever "Find Ric Flair's Keys" Match was an all time low.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/04.jpg

Last week, it was Manhassett. This week, it was Winnipeg. Jericho Laughed. Next week, JR was going to have to pronounce Albuquerque.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/05.jpg

"find a happy place find a happy place find a happy place...."

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/07.jpg

This is what happens when Vince ignores marketing research.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/08.jpg

"huhuhuhuh...I heard you jobbed in Blade Trinity."

"I hear you're jobbing on Heat next week."

"D'oh!"

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/09.jpg

Bus Ticket: $62
Costume: $150
Realizing that you're in another dead end angle: Priceless.


http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/11.jpg

"THERE'S the cream filling!"

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/12.jpg

An Angry Zach Gowen gets his revenge on the WWE.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/13.jpg

Jericho: Okay, a little to the left...YES!
Orton: Can I stop scratching now?

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/14.jpg

Chris calls for his lightsaber.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/15.jpg

Jericho: I am your father.
Batista: NOOOOOOOOOOO! It's not possible! I can't be...Canadian!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/16.jpg

Rikishi's return really helped Jericho "Feel the force."

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/17.jpg

"Howcum I never get cat calls like Stacy?"

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/18.jpg

New Finisher: The Cunning Linguist.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/19.jpg

The catwoman promos were gettig ridiculous.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/20.jpg

Trish proudly displays her trophy for consecutive "facials."

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/21.jpg

Trish: He may be ugly, but he knows how to use a condom...

Lita: I hate you.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/22.jpg

HHH: See those kids? they're on Ric's lawn. What do we do to people who get on the lawn?

Eugene: Put them on Heat!

HHH: Kid learns fast.

Flair: (To self) Did I drive to the arena? WOOO!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/23.jpg

Triple H hits Benoit with a freeze ray in mid jump, killing his momentum in more ways than one.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/24.jpg

Triple H: How did I get stuck in this predicament?

Benoit: That'll teach you to have a Canadian film your "all-nighters" with Evolution.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/25.jpg

O-Benoit Kenobe: Use the Force, Chris.

Edge: But I'm not Jericho.

Benoit: You're not? Damn. Maybe Hunter had a point about the hair after all.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/26.jpg

This is what happens when you try and mask Flair's manboobs.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/27.jpg

Dinsmore's career was pretty much over when he botched the Spin-A-Roonie.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/28.jpg

To Punish him for poking fun at Triple H, the part of Eugene will now be played by Edge.

To punish the fans for not liking Triple H, the writers will ignore this flagrant violation of continuity.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/29.jpg

*Heavy breathing*Gooooooooooooldust!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/30.jpg

Triple H desperately tries to cling to the glass ceiling.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/31.jpg

It was bad enough being nailed up to the invisible crucifix, but then it started to tip.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/32.jpg

"I take it back! Charmander is WAY better than Pikachu!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/33.jpg

Eugene: ...Donne eis Requiem...*whack*

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/34.jpg

O-Benoit Kenobe: You can't win Hunter...If you job me now, I will become more powerful than you ever imagined.

Darth Hunter: Not if I rim Emporer Vince tonight.

Benoit: Dammit!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/35.jpg

The WWE insults its fanbase's intelligence once again, as they reveal that Benoit's run as champ was all a dream!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/36.jpg

Triple H: I'm sorry Eugene, but I warned you it'd burn the first time.

Flair: Jeez, the kid kicks like a mule!

Eugene: How could somethign so small hurt so much?

[Mayo]

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/17.jpg

"Howcum I never get cat calls like Stacy?"

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/18.jpg

New Finisher: The Cunning Linguist.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/21.jpg

Trish: He may be ugly, but he knows how to use a condom...

Lita: I hate you.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/22.jpg

HHH: See those kids? they're on Ric's lawn. What do we do to people who get on the lawn?

Eugene: Put them on Heat!

HHH: Kid learns fast.

Flair: (To self) Did I drive to the arena? WOOO!



Glad to see KK back captioning :rofl:

[Fryza]

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/01.jpg

Robert Downy Jr. has really let himself go..

[big_bluto]

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/25.jpg

O-Benoit Kenobe: Use the Force, Chris.

Edge: But I'm not Jericho.

Benoit: You're not? Damn. Maybe Hunter had a point about the hair after all.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/34.jpg

O-Benoit Kenobe: You can't win Hunter...If you job me now, I will become more powerful than you ever imagined.

Darth Hunter: Not if I rim Emporer Vince tonight.

Benoit: Dammit!


Gotta love the O-Benoit Kenobe gags!:y:
FPMSL:rofl:

[Tornado]

FI-n'ly... The loop HAS COME BACK to... Ah, fuck it.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/01.jpg

After a week-long bender in Atlantic City, Eric Bischoff showed up to RAW a little worse for wear.


LOL, it's good to have you back doing captions Loopy...:y:

[Corkscrewed]

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/19.jpg

The catwoman promos were gettig ridiculous.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/32.jpg

"I take it back! Charmander is WAY better than Pikachu!



ROFLMAO!! :y: :y: