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Mr. JL
07-06-2004, 08:05 PM
Backstage WWE News: Angle, Austin, Lita

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-Backstage Reports indicate that Kurt Angle arrived early to the arena today. He was seen without a wheel chair and without his sidekick Luther Reigns. Apparently Kurt Angle and the wheelchair had a disagreement. When the wheelchair would not climb the set of steps Angle told the chair to 'Get lost, I don't need you anymore'. Inside sources believe this incident involving Angle and his wheelchair may cause one of these two to leave the WWE. McMahon is said to be very angry over the issue. Its being said that the wheelchair now has 'heat' with WWE management and this maybe the last time we see the wheelchair on WWE TV again. More on this as I copy and paste some more useless info that has been old 'news' for the past month now.

-In other news...the man once known as "Stone Cold" Steve Austin now only Steve Williams was seen today in the window of his home. Sources can confirm that as of this moment Steve Williams is currently at home and that he is not backstage and is not on the phone with Mr. McMahon. Unless, he has one of those hands free telephones. If then, and ONLY then could he possibly be talking to McMahon.

-Lita is apparently angered at the WWE for not giving her child-to-be a WWE contract. Despite using Lita's unborn child on WWE programming the child of still undetermined gender has not been offered a contract. Lita, apparently still does not understand that she's not really pregnant and that this is only a fake, poorly written "creative" storyline inticed to make wrestling fans around the world walk down the street with their heads down.

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V
07-06-2004, 08:11 PM
not funny =\

Splaya
07-06-2004, 08:13 PM
-Lita is apparently angered at the WWE for not giving her child-to-be a WWE contract. Despite using Lita's unborn child on WWE programming the child of still undetermined gender has not been offered a contract. Lita, apparently still does not understand that she's not really pregnant and that this is only a fake, poorly written "creative" storyline inticed to make wrestling fans around the world walk down the street with their heads down.

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I told you guys, let it go a bit and she would botch the angle somehow, someway :shifty:

Mr. JL
07-06-2004, 08:36 PM
not funny =\
I've never been very good with comedy... I'm just sick of Joey Radd copying and pasting pointless old news threads.

The Naitch
07-06-2004, 08:57 PM
Sources say that Stone Cold Steve Austin got into his pick up truck and headed Northbound down Interstate 5. Another source indicated that he was headed over to 7-11 for a Big Gulp. Another source confirmed that he actually purchased a Large Slurpee

Loose Cannon
07-06-2004, 09:04 PM
Hey, leave it for the "Loose Report"

The Naitch
07-06-2004, 09:08 PM
LC, I'm going to be one of your "sources" for the Loose Report. So far I have confirmed the following

-Brock Lesnar was seen shopping with the Queer Eye For The Straight Guy crew in Los Angeles

-Brock was later seen getting his hair done at Jonathans' Salon in Beverly Hills

SuperSlim
07-06-2004, 09:26 PM
boooo

Mr. JL
07-06-2004, 09:38 PM
LC, I'm going to be one of your "sources" for the Loose Report. So far I have confirmed the following

-Brock Lesnar was seen shopping with the Queer Eye For The Straight Guy crew in Los Angeles

-Brock was later seen getting his hair done at Jonathans' Salon in Beverly Hills
LOL

The Naitch
07-06-2004, 09:41 PM
It wasn't meant to be funny. It's the truth.

I got more

-Joey Radd was seen in Vince McMahon's office, discussing a possible contract with the WWE.

Kane Knight
07-06-2004, 09:51 PM
I loved it.,

James Steele
07-06-2004, 09:57 PM
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Shadow
07-06-2004, 10:11 PM
Come on folks...how many of us actually go to the front page? I know I don't.

I also will admit to clicking on the link at the bottom of JamesSteele's post. I'm that stoned and will give him some rep.

RGWhat316
07-06-2004, 10:25 PM
That Angle one is pretty good actuallly. Good stuff lol.

Fryza
07-06-2004, 10:31 PM
LOL @ Angle's thing.

ilt_undertaker
07-06-2004, 10:42 PM
I thought the Kurt thing was funny too

Joe Kerr
07-07-2004, 12:50 AM
If the news is old why is it never on here? I only post news topics that have never made it here. Mr. JL seems to be a bit moody latly and angered that instead of a spam topic I post news topics.

Aussie Skier
07-07-2004, 05:52 AM
lol

#1-norm-fan
07-07-2004, 06:02 AM
Sources can confirm that as of this moment Steve Williams is currently at home and that he is not backstage and is not on the phone with Mr. McMahon. Unless, he has one of those hands free telephones. If then, and ONLY then could he possibly be talking to McMahon.

lol

Corkscrewed
07-07-2004, 12:22 PM
LOL at Angle and the wheelchair getting heat.

Tornado
07-07-2004, 12:24 PM
LOL, good stuff....:y: