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YOUR Hero
07-07-2004, 01:27 AM
looks like shit.

What is she thinking?

Bah whatever.

Has she done anything that was good :?:

Gonzo
07-07-2004, 01:31 AM
Gothika, pick it up. I do agree Cat Woman looks like pure shit.

Crimson
07-07-2004, 01:34 AM
Monster's Ball was pretty damn good. I don't care what movies she comes out in she's hot as hell. Swordfish got my 2 thumbs up as well ;)

PoisonIvy
07-07-2004, 01:39 AM
This movie is going to suck so much.

Nowhere Man
07-07-2004, 01:42 AM
Halle Berry is a pretty good actress, one of my favorites in fact. However, all the acting talent in the world isn't going to save this steaming pile. The entire basis of her character is based on the classic villainess from Batman, but isn't the one from Batman. The whole "girl power" vibe just reeks of Charlie's Angels 2. And for crying out loud, she looks like she stole some thrid-rate stripper's Halloween costume!

I didn't think they could sink lower than Ben Affleck as the Daredevil, but by God, they sure as hell applied themselves this time.

YOUR Hero
07-07-2004, 01:43 AM
Gothika was OK at best, but she is awful. Mind you I really dislike her due to her Oscar speech. Also the fact she says she doesn't want to do anymore XMen movies and then she turns up in this tripe. Besides, CatWoman had recently been done in the Batman series.

The Miz
07-07-2004, 01:52 AM
Berry is a horrible actress. 2001 Best Actress Oscar was affirmitive action

Supreme Olajuwon
07-07-2004, 02:13 AM
XMen was the only non shitty thing she ever did which is sad

DegenerationY
07-07-2004, 03:15 AM
The Flintsones movie :rant:

Triple A
07-07-2004, 10:17 AM
Gothika, pick it up. I do agree Cat Woman looks like pure shit.
Gothika was garbage.

ColdwaVer
07-07-2004, 10:36 AM
XMen was the only non shitty thing she ever did which is sad

And she was still shi</>tty in it.

Boomer
07-07-2004, 10:46 AM
Meh they don't even need Storm in X-Men movies. In the 1st one she only plays a minor role.

YOUR Hero
07-07-2004, 11:06 AM
I think that's why she wants out of the Xmen series, she isn't the focal character. They could easily replace her with somone else anyway. Hell I didn't even know it was her playing Storm until the second movie and even then it you couldn't really tell it was her with her eyes and hair and costume.

Boomer
07-07-2004, 11:09 AM
I think that's why she wants out of the Xmen series, she isn't the focal character. They could easily replace her with somone else anyway. Hell I didn't even know it was her playing Storm until the second movie and even then it you couldn't really tell it was her with her eyes and hair and costume.

Yeah you can tell in the first one by the crapiness of her costume and lines that they either didn't know who she was then or didn't care who she was.

House of Pancakes
07-07-2004, 12:05 PM
Looks like shit.

Funky Fly
07-07-2004, 05:11 PM
It looks pretty crappy. I'm pretty much with Nowhere Man.

If she's not doing anymore X Men movies, it's a good thing. Hopefully they can get a person who sounds more like the voice actor from the old Fox cartoon.

Dave Youell
07-07-2004, 05:56 PM
So She does fucking cat women but isn't doing X -3 as she's a serious actress now.

Fuck her

Arashi Kage
07-07-2004, 06:23 PM
Berry is a horrible actress. 2001 Best Actress Oscar was affirmitive action


:lol: .... affirmative action, that's such a funny thing. I recall viewing a story about it on 60 Minutes last year.


http://www.filmrecensiepagina.nl/img/michelle02_batman_returns.jpg

http://www.dormanart.com/images/b4.jpg

I-Hate-You
07-07-2004, 07:47 PM
looks like shit.

What is she thinking?

Bah whatever.

Has she done anything that was good :?:
Monsters Ball
Die Another Day
The Flintstones Movie

BlackRavyyn
07-07-2004, 09:16 PM
:lol: .... affirmative action, that's such a funny thing. I recall viewing a story about it on 60 Minutes last year.


http://www.filmrecensiepagina.nl/img/michelle02_batman_returns.jpg

http://www.dormanart.com/images/b4.jpg

Now if Michelle did Catwoman...I may go and see that :drool:

But yea, the minute I saw that shitty trailer for the movie I knew I wasn't paying a cent to see that crap...:n:

Kalyx triaD
07-07-2004, 09:38 PM
Michelle's pretty aged now, and the old Batman movie series is dead and gone. I would've loved Ashley Judd as Catwoman, but WB is trying to cash in on Halle's current craze. That sux ass.

No X3? Serious acting? So I guess you can count her out on appearing as Catwoman in the new Batman movie franchise, correct? WB is the only studio lucky enough to have an entire superhero universe at hand (whereas Marvel gave heroes to the highest bidder) and they STILL manage to screw up continuity?!?

The Miz
07-07-2004, 10:37 PM
Monsters Ball
Die Another Day
The Flintstones Movie

is this kid serious

Funky Fly
07-07-2004, 10:40 PM
is this kid serious
he is so therious rite now[/Stima]

Shylox
07-07-2004, 11:34 PM
She seems pretty retarded in the movie from what I've saw in the commercials.

Danny Electric
07-07-2004, 11:55 PM
The way she was plyed Storm was terrible.
Storm is a Godess gor gods sake, so play her like one. Not all this, oh Nightcrawler I feel sorry for you shit. Your a bitch!

Boondock Saint
07-08-2004, 12:59 AM
"Cream. Straight up." WTF is that? This looks to be the frontrunner for worst movie of 2004 so far. Alone In The Dark looks pretty craptastic as well.

Kane Knight
07-08-2004, 01:11 AM
looks like shit.

What is she thinking?

Bah whatever.

Has she done anything that was good :?:
Supermodels, actresses, and Wrestling Bookers don't think. Don't you know anything, gramps?

Supreme Olajuwon
07-08-2004, 02:02 AM
Monsters Ball
Die Another Day
The Flintstones Movie

1. Billy Bob was sweet in Monster's Ball but everything else blew
2. Worst Bond movie ever
3. Come on

Vega
07-08-2004, 04:44 AM
Gothika was garbage.
:y:

Funky Fly
07-08-2004, 07:56 AM
1. Billy Bob was sweet in Monster's Ball but everything else blew
2. Worst Bond movie ever
3. Come on
LOL true

Shaggy
07-08-2004, 06:29 PM
Ever since I saw the new pictures of her for the movie I knew that this might be a big failure. Here you are taking her and instead of giving her a cat suit that was kick ass looking in the other batman film, you are giving her something just makes her look like a stripper putting on a show.

Now I told myself to put that aside untill the trailer came out and think of what the movie might be when I see that. Now that I have seen it I just have to say that this movie looks like crap. From all the CGI scenes they show in the previews for it, they all look pretty damn fake and for some reason it just doesnt make a compelling thing for me. I get that they are trying to make it like the whole Batman thing didnt happen but still. They should of just began some how when Batman left off. That would of been the best way to go at the time.

ct2k
07-08-2004, 06:56 PM
Swordfish was pretty good

Kalyx triaD
07-10-2004, 12:38 PM
Halle baring her breast was the most overhyped event in Hollywood history. Better breast could be viewed online at any time. In better shots, BTW.

John la Rock
07-10-2004, 03:48 PM
she may be a shitty actress but she's still hot :drool:

Confused
07-12-2004, 08:40 PM
Even the trailer is terrible. That takes some doing.

Only way to get an audience for this is to attach the Batman Begins trailer to it and get the comic geeks out in force.

loopydate
07-12-2004, 08:51 PM
If she's not doing anymore X Men movies, it's a good thing. Hopefully they can get a person who sounds more like the voice actor from the old Fox cartoon.
Don't replace her. Replacing actors is always a bad thing in movie franchises (with the exception of Bond, because Bond doesn't follow any sort of continuity).

Just write her out of the story. They could re-introduce her African Goddess roots by having there be some kind of horrible drought in Kenya that she feels she has to go and remedy. Don't even show her, just have Logan and Kurt talk about it or something.

Don't replace the actress, but elevate someone else to her position on the team. I recommend either bringing Shawn Ashmore's Iceman to the "Main Team" (which they'll probably do anyway), or bringing in another new character like Beast (only if it's the guy that was on the TV in "X2") or Angel. Personally, I'd lean toward Angel, because

a) He'd be easier to do, cinematically
b) His rich, cultured character would give Charles another good friend to talk to and would provide a natural foil for someone like Wolverine
c) You could cast a bombshell actress to cameo as Betsy Braddock, teasing more character development in "X4" (should one ever happen)

Anyway, it's not like I've put a lot of thought into this or something... :shifty:

El Santo
07-12-2004, 10:41 PM
Gah. Marvel Comics is on a tremendous roll with their movies and the best DC Comics could come up with was ... Catwoman? And not even in the sexier Michelle Pfieffer Catwoman outfit. What irks me is how all those Hollywood rags think this is going to be one of the hottest movies of the summer. HOW?!?!

Funky Fly
07-13-2004, 09:19 PM
I give you... Crapwoman (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/180683)

Buzzkill
07-13-2004, 11:24 PM
Gothika was OK at best, but she is awful. Mind you I really dislike her due to her Oscar speech. Also the fact she says she doesn't want to do anymore XMen movies and then she turns up in this tripe. Besides, CatWoman had recently been done in the Batman series.
She's already signed for XMen 3

VJW
07-14-2004, 03:43 PM
Lots of comic book fans are calling this moive CINO. Catwoman In Name Only is what it stands for. I don't see why it's such a big deal if it's not exactly like the damn comic book. I collect lots of Batman titles and I don't give a fuck if it's not the same as the book. I don't plan to see it since it looks kind of stupid and I don't want to be the only person watching it.At least we can look forward to Batman Begins. That will hopefully top Spiderman. Not really a big deal if it's good since WB is trying to produce a Superman film that doesn't sound too good.

YOUR Hero
07-14-2004, 10:14 PM
She's already signed for XMen 3
Perhaps, she has been gripping however at just how long she wants to be involved in the series. Bitch.

X Men needs Gambit.

loopydate
07-14-2004, 10:38 PM
X Men needs Gambit.
Except they already have a dangerous, loner badass that Rogue has a crush on but can't do anything about.

I love Gambit, but I think his character would be redundant, movie-wise.

loopydate
07-14-2004, 10:40 PM
I don't see why it's such a big deal if it's not exactly like the damn comic book.
No, the problem is that it's nothing like the damn comic book. If Halle Berry wanted to do a movie where she dressed like a stripper cat and jumped around, that's fine. But they shouldn't call it something that has that kind of name recognition if they're not even going to remotely touch upon the decades of mythology associated with that character.

It would be like making the next "Batman" movie about vampires. See! He's a man! And a bat! Bat-Man!

RemyRed
07-16-2004, 11:55 AM
by ct2k Swordfish was pretty good

And a great tit shot as well

Requiem
07-16-2004, 07:15 PM
And a great tit shot as well

Hi... it's called the internet.. there's plenty of porn on it if you want tits. She's not that great of an actor, and a pair of tits isn't gonna make up for it. That's like chicks loving Brad Pitt because he's apparently hot, so they overlook his shitty acting in -most- (not all) movies.

tucsonspeed6
07-17-2004, 10:49 AM
Some notes: Check out movies.yahoo.com/upcoming and look at X3 for notes on Gambit. Apparently not everyone likes Gambit. Personally I liked the guy. He was original, but some say that he was all style over substance and while wolverine is "cool", Gambit was "kewl" which as many of you who were disappointed by the Matrix Reloaded, you know that that kind of "kewlness" doesn't make for good movies.

Halle Berry not doing X3? Holding out for a bigger role? What the hell? Has she been hanging around with Chyna...er....joan--ie lawrer (whatever the fock her name is)

Halle Berry's speach when she got that award was shit. "Oh, I'm like the next MLK Jr.! People are going to write my name in history books as the next civil rights leader of all of my black brothers and sisters."
Me: "Halle, aren't you only half black?"
Halle: "Yes, but that makes me all black, and the white devil will die! Now that I've just said that they'll compare me to Malcome X! Isn't is wonderful? Everyone loves me!"


The tit shot was nothing. It was just a freaking tit. Porn is for pussies...find a drunk chick.

Requiem, you're lucky you said "most movies," cause when Brad Pitt works with David Fincher they are an unstoppable duo. They are cinematic gods. I can only hope that Fincher picks up "Seared" and casts Pitt in the lead.

Loopy, batman about vampires? You're crazy. That'd be like making a movie called "Iceman" and have it be about a caveman... :shifty: Seriously though, I remember once talking to a friend of mine about spending like a million dollars on making all of these high budget action shots about a vampire movie where helicopters are blowing up and guys are leaping across building tops and there would be these huge fight scenes and war scenes, and I'd cram them all into a two minute preview and have the show open on the July 4th weekend, and it'd totally freak out everybody else and they'd avoid that weekend like the plague. Then, once I've got everyone into the theater, the exact same preview plays during the opening credits, and immediately after the credits are over, it switches to a handheld camcorder shot of this cardboard box painted up to look like a coffin....and out pops my buddy (who looks like Garth from Waynes World BTW) and he's wearing a cheap dracula halloween costume and for the next three hours he just looks into the camera and go "BLEH!" over and over again. Actually, the funny thing about it is that I'd probably win some award for it too....being such a long, uncut shot....hmm......:shifty:

Rile
07-18-2004, 05:58 AM
Noticed this after seeing catwoman game commercial.


http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=2294&stc=1

Apparently she turned white for the game.

http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=2293&stc=1

:n:

Vega
07-18-2004, 06:04 AM
lol

DaveWadding
07-24-2004, 01:14 AM
I'm appalled and insulted. I hate to admit I even saw it, but my aunt and sister made the decision...ugh...

They borrowed a whole sequence (the rooftop sequence) from Spidey 1, bullet-time and fighting styles from the Matrix, through in some cliches and some MPDs, and out shat Catwoman.

BigDaddyCool
07-24-2004, 02:44 AM
I hate halle berry. If she won an oscar for monster ball, then Jenna Jameson derserives 20 oscars too.

FFD
07-24-2004, 11:44 PM
and I must say, it wasn't that bad. I liked it.

Blue Demon
07-24-2004, 11:45 PM
I dunno if Ishould bother...

Buzzkill
07-24-2004, 11:57 PM
I'm sorry.

DaveWadding
07-25-2004, 01:40 AM
I'm appalled and insulted. I hate to admit I even saw it, but my aunt and sister made the decision...ugh...

They borrowed a whole sequence (the rooftop sequence) from Spidey 1, bullet-time and fighting styles from the Matrix, threw in some cliches and some MPD, and out shat Catwoman.

Ninti the Mad
07-25-2004, 01:59 AM
why

YOUR Hero
07-26-2004, 01:42 AM
Answer Ninti's question.

KleptoKlown
07-26-2004, 03:57 AM
i wont even waste the bandwidth on that movie

Adder
07-26-2004, 11:52 AM
From: Reuters
"Catwoman," in which Berry plays the feline superheroine from the DC Comics series, opened at No. 3 with a disappointing $17.2 million. Described as a "mangy misfire" by Daily Variety and as "the biggest movie hairball this side of 'Garfield"' by the Chicago Tribune, the film was budgeted in the high $80 million-range, according to its distributor, Warner Bros.
:rofl:

I dislike her so much. It makes me warm inside.

DaveWadding
07-26-2004, 01:13 PM
You just did... :shifty:

Innovator
07-26-2004, 01:43 PM
I hate halle berry. If she won an oscar for monster ball, then Jenna Jameson derserives 20 oscars too.