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Loose Cannon
07-10-2004, 02:49 AM
Hello and thanks for checking out the Loose Reprt again for all your latest Wrestling News and Rumors. Just a quick note before getting to the news: Be warned that the following news and rumors might contain some spoilers, so read at your risk. Okay, let's get to the good stuff



This Sunday, WWE presents Vengeance, an exclusive Raw brand PPV. Five matches have already been announced for the show while more are expected to be added during Sunday Night Heat. Sources claim that when asked what are some of the other possible matches we can expect come Sunday, a Raw Writing Team Member responded, "PPV? Sunday? Oh Crap........!"



On the flip side of things, Smackdown's Paul Londan and Billy Kidman won the WWE World Tag Team Titles this past week on Smackdown. Sources say the decision to put the Titles on the tag team came Monday afternoon by none other then Stepehnie McMahon. In an unrelated story, Stephenie was said to have had her garden fertilized and replenished over the weekend. The job included some tools, a few glasses of wine and two WWE Crusierweights.




Staying with Smackdown, apparently Kevin Ferig, better known to all of you as Mordecai, has been sent back down to OVW for additional training. Sources claim that the character of Mordecai had been scrapped due to a very poor crowd reaction. Contrary to belief, Titan Towers has no future plans of scrapping just about half of the entire WWE roster.



In some Ric Flair news, I hear his book is quite a seller right now on the market. Sources Claim that even Mick Foley was said to have bought a whole bunch of copies for freinds, family and even for himself over the weekend. In a related story, the annual Foley Family Bonfire was said to have been styling and profyling just a bit more then usual this year.


In some TNA news, apparently Kid Kash has asked for his release after having an argument with management about not being paid enough money. Sources claim Kash has stated that he has a six figure deal on the table from the WWE. Now, let's just take a look at Kash's bio for a minute:

Height: 5'9-Check
Weight: 202-Check
WWE Homegrown Talent: No-Check
Class: Crusierweight: Check.

In other news, the spot for jobbing to Hardcore Holly on Velocity has just been filled.


In other TNA news, Dennis Rodman was paid by TNA to appear at the Impact taping last week. Sources claim Rodman turned down many ideas that were presented to him by TNA management and in the end it was decided that he would come out and sit in the front row during a TNA match on Impact. Apparently, TNA hasn't seen a little film entitled "WCW 2000" yet.



In a strange piece of WWE news, apparently, the Katie Vick cheerleader outfit, used in the famous skit on Raw, is being auctioned off on WWE's Auction Site. The outift has also been autographed by The Game himself, HHH. Sources claim that this outfit wasn't originally suppossed to be auctioned off, but was being saved for a future WWE storyline. In other news, Chris Jericho apparently got that "No jobbing to Dead Cheerleaders" clause put in his contract at just the right time.



Lastly, Raw is War started off with a game of musical chairs this week with the winner getting at shot at a Title. Sources Claim that, while viewers didn't know this at the time, they were being treated to what normally takes place during the 10 minute Smackdown Booking Meeting.


Well, that's all for this week in the Loose Report. Stay Tuned next Friday for another addition.


----Raven Spotted at the beach with Taz: Possible WWE/TNA INVASION STORYLINE: CLICK HERE

c4g2
07-10-2004, 03:34 AM
I love this column. Keep up the good work LC :D

GARAGExBANDxGEEK
07-10-2004, 04:00 AM
lol kid kash is not going to do shit in the wwe. Mabye win the title lose it then job til is contract is up and no one once to deal with him.

Hired Hitman
07-10-2004, 08:35 AM
Very Entertaining read, Had me hooked. I love the little "fake-ad" at the end, it's a slap in the face of those other Wrestling reporters (and they F'N Deserve it!)

The Loosest column in town!

Hired Hitman
07-10-2004, 08:36 AM
kid kash? I thought that said "Kevin Nash" :o

LK
07-10-2004, 09:03 AM
Originally posted by c4g2
I love this column. Keep up the good work LC :D

Favre4Ever
07-10-2004, 04:17 PM
Ye-ha!!!! (Reps LC)

The One
07-10-2004, 04:52 PM
:y: A favor for you good sir! ;)

Xero
07-10-2004, 05:17 PM
LMAO! :rofl:

Corndad
07-10-2004, 06:13 PM
Very Entertaining read... :lol:

MVP
07-10-2004, 08:02 PM
LOL LC that is fucking gold. :y:

Innovator
07-10-2004, 08:12 PM
WHAMMY!

Loose Cannon
07-10-2004, 09:06 PM
Thanks for the feedback guys. :D

Shadow
07-10-2004, 09:42 PM
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Loose Cannon again.

loopydate
07-10-2004, 10:48 PM
This Sunday, WWE presents Vengeance, an exclusive Raw brand PPV. Five matches have already been announced for the show while more are expected to be added during Sunday Night Heat. Sources claim that when asked what are some of the other possible matches we can expect come Sunday, a Raw Writing Team Member responded, "PPV? Sunday? Oh Crap........!"
LOL. Brilliant.

I, too, must spread reputation.

Chuck Jones
07-11-2004, 01:55 PM
In some Ric Flair news, I hear his book is quite a seller right now on the market. Sources Claim that even Mick Foley was said to have bought a whole bunch of copies for freinds, family and even for himself over the weekend. In a related story, the annual Foley Family Bonfire was said to have been styling and profyling just a bit more then usual this year.



Lastly, Raw is War started off with a game of musical chairs this week with the winner getting at shot at a Title. Sources Claim that, while viewers didn't know this at the time, they were being treated to what normally takes place during the 10 minute Smackdown Booking Meeting.


Well, that's all for this week in the Loose Report. Stay Tuned next Friday for another addition.


----Raven Spotted at the beach with Taz: Possible WWE/TNA INVASION STORYLINE: CLICK HERE


:rofl:

Tornado
07-11-2004, 07:57 PM
LOL, great stuff as usual LC...:y:

Heyman
07-11-2004, 09:18 PM
That's my fellow TLK member! :cool:

Nice work. Easy to read, and fairly funny.

Did Mordecai really get sent down? Oh well.

If he comes back, I hope he keeps his gimmick. I don't think his crowd reactions were that bad. People may not have cheered or booed the gimmick too much, but I think they were defiitely intrigued.

RemyRed
07-12-2004, 01:18 AM
Great column, like the weekend update on SNL except that its about wrestling and its funny. Looking foward to reading the next one on Friday.

Savio
07-12-2004, 01:35 AM
...and from the tpww front page:
McMahon Wants Heart

Vince is trying to make himself young again and is on the top of the recieving list of donors.

Nowhere Man
07-12-2004, 01:44 AM
You must spread yadda yadda yadda...

Corkscrewed
07-12-2004, 04:09 PM
Buahahahaha!!! Nice jorb Mr. NewMod!!! :rofl:

natureboycv
07-12-2004, 04:42 PM
<font color=8307ff><b>LOL

Good stuff

:y:</font></b>

Heyman
07-12-2004, 04:44 PM
You must spread some HIV around before giving it to Loose Cannon again. :-\

Mayo
07-12-2004, 06:40 PM
Awesome stuff as usual, LC. I was laughing quite a bit at the Foley bonfire stylin' and profilin'. Can't wait for volume 3! :D

Cruiserweight 3:16
07-12-2004, 07:22 PM
Good stuff LC