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Savio
07-10-2004, 04:26 AM
Eric: After him!

*A bunch of raw guys give chase after Austin with smack down following*

Ric: Come on Randy!

HHH: Leave him! Let’s take bossmans car!

*HHH and Flair Speed after Austin*

Randy: Batista....you were always....by my side on raw we spent all our time together drinking, partying and making fun of Benoit...... :mad: THEN Austin kills you! AUSTIN YOU WILL DIE BY MY HANDS!

*Randy gets in the middle of the road and a car stops, its Mordecai in a "pick up truck" with a cross*

Randy: :mad: I'm driving

Mordecai: Ok man chill

*undertaker speeds by on a motor cycle*
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Miles up the roads

Austin: Get off my tail!!!!!!!

*He shots at a car and he misses*

Kane: I'm going on the roof for a better shot.

Lita: No Kane we should let smack down catch her

*Jericho looks at her :wtf: and sees a wire on the out side of her shirt*

Jericho: Lita open up the window.

*Lita goes for the window miss and catches the door handle so hard she opens it and throws her self out*

Jericho: Stupid double agent...Kane use the sun roof!

*In Smack downs car*

Haas: Eddie Get me closer I'm gonna shot out his tire!

Eddie: Ok homes (Spanish gibberish)

Kane: Yeah that’s it Austin *Kane climbs on roof* you...will...DIE!

*Kane Empties an Uzi clip on the back of Austin’s Jeep*

Austin: You die piece of shit!

*Austin fires at Raws car and hits Benoits front tire*

Haas: There I got it!

Benoit: No!

*Raws car crashes with Smackdowns Kane jumps off as they explode and lands on the casket being dragged Boss man car*

Kane: Kaaaaatie

Ric: what the hell!

Eric: Geezus!

{The only cars left are HHHs, Eric bishoffs with La resistance in them, Paul Heymans with John cena, Undertaker on his motor cycle, and Mordeacis and Randy’s car}

Randy: That’s it we have to catch up to them

Mordecai: Where are they?

Randy: I don't know! I'm following Undertaker!

Undertaker (to himself): Hmmm no sign of anyone....Now where do high speed chases usually end?.....Warehouses!

Randy: He's speeding up I'm going to drop the cross!

Mordecai: No!

*Mordecai hits randy with a flash light and grabs the wheel*
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Paul: It looks like he's stopping at that ware house!

*The three cars pull up*

*When hunter breaks, Kane (hanging on to the casket) flies in to the back of his car*

Eric: Go on guys get him

Paul: John make sure you knock him out, Mordecai's coming with the cross. (Dials Mordys number)

HHH: Flair lets go

Flair: but what about his shot gun?

HHH: He left it in his car now come on!

*They all enter*

Austin (from catwalk): Hahaha You think you can capture me? You got another thing coming.

*Austin hits a lever and lowers a cage carrying Sean O'haire*

Sean: Garrhga DIE DIE DIE garrrrh arghhh!

Austin (on phone): Where are you with that Heli?

*Cage opens*

HHH: O god Flair Run!

Flair: Wha- Ahhhh

*The last HHH sees of flair is his throat being bitten out by Sean*

Eric: What

HHH (scared, out of breath): O'haire...Crazy...Flair...Dead

Paul: Oh my Cena!

*Cena is seen thrown through some barrels Spilling gas every where*

Rob Conway: Ok let’s grab those pipes and bash him in!

*Sean turns*

*Sean Dives at both members while they are going for the pipes*

*Blood flies*

Rob: Oh god...look what you did to him!

*Undertaker Arrives*

Undertaker: I knew I'd find you guys here...Hunter why are you outside?

HHH: O'haire!

Undertaker: Come on man me and you can take him!

Paul: Fine! But Austin goes on the cross!

Kane (waking up): uhhhh?

*Rob flies through the doors*

Undertaker: Let’s Go

*Sean O'Haire Looks at the Undertaker as HHH Grabs a chain*

*Sean O'haire comes full speed Undertaker but Undertaker ducks, and back body drops O'haire into a coal furnace Kane is not noticed sneaking in through a side door*

Sean Arghhhhhhh..........

HHH: Ugh stop ruining out plans Taker! Me and Austin had a deal! I Get Austin and Goldberg to kill Vince! Then the company goes to me and few others but I would be the head owner! I Killed Goldberg because he wanted to be a 50% owner, It would be all mine! But then that Bitch sets up some race! O'haire needed to kill you so I could say I killed Austin with out doing it!

*HHH hits Taker with the chain But Taker Just looks pissed. Cena starts to get up*
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Randy (while arriving at the ware house): uhhhh...You knocked me out!

*Randy slams on breaks and the cross goes flying off the truck through the Ware house windows and hits undertaker. The Cross with Taker hits the furnace which explodes. HHH flew backwards.*

*Cena just in time jumps out of the gasoline puddle as it ignited from the explosion*

Randy (after landing a hard right on Mordys cheek): I'm getting Austin!

Kane (on catwalk): Austin!

*Kane and Austin exchange blows. Kane punches Austin in the chest and grabs him by the throat*

Kane: Any last words?

Austin: If you kill me...You get the WWE title!

Kane: Nooooo!

*Austin grabs a wrench and hits Kane with it He then grabs his head and bashes it in to the railing Kane falls over the railing into the fire*

Cena and Orton (at the same time): Stop!

*Austin takes the stairs to the Roof. HHH starts to get up*

*A heli is shown making its way to the roof*

*Austin grabs a ladder coming out of the Heli, Cena grabs it also*

*Austin Gets in before Cena and grabs an uzi*

Austin: Time to die Cena.

*Austin fires killing Cena*

*The Heli pulls away, Orton rushes for the ladder, the ware house is about to collapse because of the fire, the ladder is off the Roof! Orton jumps just as the ware house collapses and grabs the bottom rung*

HHH: Oh shi- *Beams and roof falls on him*
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Brock: Yeah! We made it

*Orton climbs up the ladder but they do not notice him, he stops a few rungs down*

Austin: You took to long Call Russo and tell him to get the boat.

Brock (While dialing): Hunter make it?

Austin: No I think the Roof fell on him but, we won't run the company but we'll get away. Unless the give Russo the job.

Orton (to himself): Hunter?

Brock: You’re on you way, already? Ok *hangs up*...Wasn't there some one else chasing you?

*Orton gulps*

Austin: I think he fell with the roof

Brock: There he is!.........Russo!

*Orton decides now’s the time to do it*

*He climbs up slowly, Sneaks behind Austin (who is looking out the window at Russo) and hits him in the head with a Fire Extinguisher*

Brock: What the?

*Brock Gets up ducks a swing and scoops Orton*

Brock (after punching): You will not mess up our plans

*Brock stands up and grabs the uzi*

*Orton on the ground kicks both of his legs in to brocks’ stomach*

Brock (Falling out of the heli): Nooooo!

*Brock lands on the mast of Russo’s boat and it goes right through him*

*Orton Grabs the uzi Brock dropped and shoots at Russo hitting him in the leg.*

Orton: Geez how do I fly this!

*Orton grabs the controls and heads towards the water*

Orton: Shit pull up Pull up!

*Orton pulls up enough so he levels over the edge of a water fall and hovers/falls at a slow rate*

*Austin hits him form behind*

Austin: You may have killed everyone else but you didn't kill me! (Austin stomps him) You should have seen the look in batistas eye when he died! (Kick to gut) HHH was in on it to he wanted to run the company. Now you'll die!

*Orton kicks Austin in the Knee. Austin grabs Orton as he's getting up but Orton kicks him in the gut*

Orton: No You'll die!

*Orton grabs the Uzi but Austin rams him against the wall Orton drops the gun and Austin throws him out the open door*

Austin: Hahaha Bye Orton!

*Orton falls down in to the water below*

Austin: Where's that Uzi?

Russo (getting up): Waterfall!

*Russo turns the boat around but it’s to late he Goes over the edge*

*Orton sees the boat fall*

Austin: Orton! s-

*The boat falls on to the helicopter*

*Randy watches it Explode*
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The next Day

Linda: The new owner of the WWE...Randy Orton!

Eugene: Go Orton!

Orton: Along with great power comes great responsibility. I promise to move past what happened and make the WWE better for all the fans!

*Cheers as camera zooms out and fades to black*

*A hand appears rising out of a bunch of rubble*

http://www.charlesrussello.com/to%20hell%20and%20back.mp3

*credits roll*

Savio
07-10-2004, 04:45 AM
Eric: After him!

*A bunch of raw guys give chase after Austin with smack down following*

Ric: Come on Randy!

HHH: Leave him! Let’s take bossmans car!

*HHH and Flair Speed after Austin*

Randy: Batista....you were always....by my side on raw we spent all our time together drinking, partying and making fun of Benoit...... :mad: THEN Austin kills you! AUSTIN YOU WILL DIE BY MY HANDS!

*Randy gets in the middle of the road and a car stops, its Mordecai in a "pick up truck" with a cross*

Randy: :mad: I'm driving

Mordecai: Ok man chill

*undertaker speeds by on a motor cycle*
----------
Miles up the roads

Austin: Get off my tail!!!!!!!

*He shots at a car and he misses*

Kane: I'm going on the roof for a better shot.

Lita: No Kane we should let smack down catch her

*Jericho looks at her :wtf: and sees a wire on the out side of her shirt*

Jericho: Lita open up the window.

*Lita goes for the window miss and catches the door handle so hard she opens it and throws her self out*

Jericho: Stupid double agent...Kane use the sun roof!

*In Smack downs car*

Haas: Eddie Get me closer I'm gonna shot out his tire!

Eddie: Ok homes (Spanish gibberish)

Kane: Yeah that’s it Austin *Kane climbs on roof* you...will...DIE!

*Kane Empties an Uzi clip on the back of Austin’s Jeep*

Austin: You die piece of shit!

*Austin fires at Raws car and hits Benoits front tire*

Haas: There I got it!

Benoit: No!

*Raws car crashes with Smackdowns Kane jumps off as they explode and lands on the casket being dragged Boss man car*

Kane: Kaaaaatie

Ric: what the hell!

Eric: Geezus!

{The only cars left are HHHs, Eric bishoffs with La resistance in them, Paul Heymans with John cena, Undertaker on his motor cycle, and Mordeacis and Randy’s car}

Randy: That’s it we have to catch up to them

Mordecai: Where are they?

Randy: I don't know! I'm following Undertaker!

Undertaker (to himself): Hmmm no sign of anyone....Now where do high speed chases usually end?.....Warehouses!

Randy: He's speeding up I'm going to drop the cross!

Mordecai: No!

*Mordecai hits randy with a flash light and grabs the wheel*
----------
Paul: It looks like he's stopping at that ware house!

*The three cars pull up*

*When hunter breaks, Kane (hanging on to the casket) flies in to the back of his car*

Eric: Go on guys get him

Paul: John make sure you knock him out, Mordecai's coming with the cross. (Dials Mordys number)

HHH: Flair lets go

Flair: but what about his shot gun?

HHH: He left it in his car now come on!

*They all enter*

Austin (from catwalk): Hahaha You think you can capture me? You got another thing coming.

*Austin hits a lever and lowers a cage carrying Sean O'haire*

Sean: Garrhga DIE DIE DIE garrrrh arghhh!

Austin (on phone): Where are you with that Heli?

*Cage opens*

HHH: O god Flair Run!

Flair: Wha- Ahhhh

*The last HHH sees of flair is his throat being bitten out by Sean*

Eric: What

HHH (scared, out of breath): O'haire...Crazy...Flair...Dead

Paul: Oh my Cena!

*Cena is seen thrown through some barrels Spilling gas every where*

Rob Conway: Ok let’s grab those pipes and bash him in!

*Sean turns*

*Sean Dives at both members while they are going for the pipes*

*Blood flies*

Rob: Oh god...look what you did to him!

*Undertaker Arrives*

Undertaker: I knew I'd find you guys here...Hunter why are you outside?

HHH: O'haire!

Undertaker: Come on man me and you can take him!

Paul: Fine! But Austin goes on the cross!

Kane (waking up): uhhhh?

*Rob flies through the doors*

Undertaker: Let’s Go

*Sean O'Haire Looks at the Undertaker as HHH Grabs a chain*

*Sean O'haire comes full speed Undertaker but Undertaker ducks, and back body drops O'haire into a coal furnace Kane is not noticed sneaking in through a side door*

Sean Arghhhhhhh..........

HHH: Ugh stop ruining out plans Taker! Me and Austin had a deal! I Get Austin and Goldberg to kill Vince! Then the company goes to me and few others but I would be the head owner! I Killed Goldberg because he wanted to be a 50% owner, It would be all mine! But then that Bitch sets up some race! O'haire needed to kill you so I could say I killed Austin with out doing it!

*HHH hits Taker with the chain But Taker Just looks pissed. Cena starts to get up*
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Randy (while arriving at the ware house): uhhhh...You knocked me out!

*Randy slams on breaks and the cross goes flying off the truck through the Ware house windows and hits undertaker. The Cross with Taker hits the furnace which explodes. HHH flew backwards.*

*Cena just in time jumps out of the gasoline puddle as it ignited from the explosion*

Randy (after landing a hard right on Mordys cheek): I'm getting Austin!

Kane (on catwalk): Austin!

*Kane and Austin exchange blows. Kane punches Austin in the chest and grabs him by the throat*

Kane: Any last words?

Austin: If you kill me...You get the WWE title!

Kane: Nooooo!

*Austin grabs a wrench and hits Kane with it He then grabs his head and bashes it in to the railing Kane falls over the railing into the fire*

Cena and Orton (at the same time): Stop!

*Austin takes the stairs to the Roof. HHH starts to get up*

*A heli is shown making its way to the roof*

*Austin grabs a ladder coming out of the Heli, Cena grabs it also*

*Austin Gets in before Cena and grabs an uzi*

Austin: Time to die Cena.

*Austin fires killing Cena*

*The Heli pulls away, Orton rushes for the ladder, the ware house is about to collapse because of the fire, the ladder is off the Roof! Orton jumps just as the ware house collapses and grabs the bottom rung*

HHH: Oh shi- *Beams and roof falls on him*
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Brock: Yeah! We made it

*Orton climbs up the ladder but they do not notice him, he stops a few rungs down*

Austin: You took to long Call Russo and tell him to get the boat.

Brock (While dialing): Hunter make it?

Austin: No I think the Roof fell on him but, we won't run the company but we'll get away. Unless the give Russo the job.

Orton (to himself): Hunter?

Brock: You’re on you way, already? Ok *hangs up*...Wasn't there some one else chasing you?

*Orton gulps*

Austin: I think he fell with the roof

Brock: There he is!.........Russo!

*Orton decides now’s the time to do it*

*He climbs up slowly, Sneaks behind Austin (who is looking out the window at Russo) and hits him in the head with a Fire Extinguisher*

Brock: What the?

*Brock Gets up ducks a swing and scoops Orton*

Brock (after punching): You will not mess up our plans

*Brock stands up and grabs the uzi*

*Orton on the ground kicks both of his legs in to brocks’ stomach*

Brock (Falling out of the heli): Nooooo!

*Brock lands on the mast of Russo’s boat and it goes right through him*

*Orton Grabs the uzi Brock dropped and shoots at Russo hitting him in the leg.*

Orton: Geez how do I fly this!

*Orton grabs the controls and heads towards the water*

Orton: Shit pull up Pull up!

*Orton pulls up enough so he levels over the edge of a water fall and hovers/falls at a slow rate*

*Austin hits him form behind*

Austin: You may have killed everyone else but you didn't kill me! (Austin stomps him) You should have seen the look in batistas eye when he died! (Kick to gut) HHH was in on it to he wanted to run the company. Now you'll die!

*Orton kicks Austin in the Knee. Austin grabs Orton as he's getting up but Orton kicks him in the gut*

Orton: No You'll die!

*Orton grabs the Uzi but Austin rams him against the wall Orton drops the gun and Austin throws him out the open door*

Austin: Hahaha Bye Orton!

*Orton falls down in to the water below*

Austin: Where's that Uzi?

Russo (getting up): Waterfall!

*Russo turns the boat around but it’s to late he Goes over the edge*

*Orton sees the boat fall*

Austin: Orton! s-

*The boat falls on to the helicopter*

*Randy watches it Explode*
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The next Day

Linda: The new owner of the WWE...Randy Orton!

Eugene: Go Orton!

Orton: Along with great power comes great responsibility. I promise to move past what happened and make the WWE better for all the fans!

*Cheers as camera zooms out and fades to black*

*A hand appears rising out of a bunch of rubble*

http://www.charlesrussello.com/to%20hell%20and%20back.mp3

*credits roll*

Savio
07-10-2004, 04:47 AM
I typed this all tonight....tell me if you see any holes.......I told you part 2 would not be more comedic (sp?).

Savio
07-10-2004, 02:55 PM
......Did anyone read it?

Favre4Ever
07-10-2004, 05:04 PM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ORTON.

Good writin' savior :), hope you do shit like this more often.

Favre4Ever
07-10-2004, 05:04 PM
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Savior again.

Savio
07-10-2004, 06:18 PM
If I do It'll be with TPWW posters. You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to hulkamania320 again.

Loose Cannon
07-10-2004, 06:38 PM
Good job Savior. And lol at Orton. Just a little advice if you do future installments. Keep it short and write it in like 4 or 5 parts. People usually hate reading long stuff like that. Most people have bad attention spans, so if you keep it short, people will not lose interest quick.

Savio
07-10-2004, 06:41 PM
Yeah maybe I should have sliced it one more time.

RemyRed
07-14-2004, 06:16 PM
Just wanted to say, perfect ending song for this that you linked to. :y: is there gonna be sequal?

Savio
07-15-2004, 08:13 PM
I do not know yet maybe if this got more views.

Mayo
07-15-2004, 08:57 PM
Pretty funny shit Savior. I never read part 1, but this one was funny. Rep for you :y: