WWE- Kids (cartoon show)

[RemyRed]

Is it just me or can this idea actually work? Just picture this plot for one episode. It's not really accurate when you think of ages but just work with me here.

A huge campus is shown, on both sides of this huge campus are 2 buildings, one is run by Assistant Principal Bischoff, the other is run by Assistant Principal Angle. In the center of them is a smaller building where Principal McMahhon stays and runs everything else.

The Bell sounds and everyone in the Raw building takes their seats.

Mr. Flair- All right you damn kids, pipe down! Hey we're missing people! Who's three seats are these? When these three students walk in, oh they are gonna get it!

Hallway
Randy Orton- C'mon Hunter, we're already late.
HHH- Shut up Randy, I told you, Mr. Flair won't do anything to us. He's on our side. Hey where the hell is Dave?
Orton- He went to the bathroom.
HHH- C'mon let's go get him.

HHH and Randy Orton walk into the bathroom where they see Batista swallowing a pill.
HHH- Dave what the hell are you taking?
Batista- I found these on the floor, some huge guy with weird facepaint and fringe took one, dropped a whole pile, went crazy and ran out.
HHH- Lemme see those. <examines a pill> Ugh these look and smell weird. C'mon let's get to old man Flair's class.

Back at the classroom
Flair- Now as I was saying, Principal McMahhon is bringing his daughter in today because- <door opens, Flair turns, ready to scream his head off at someone> So you 3 are!!---Oh...
HHH- Hey Ric.
Orton- Sup
Flair- Please take your seats boys.
As HHH, Batista, and Orton sit, someone throws a balled up paper and it hits HHH in the back of the head. HHH turns his head furiously and sees Benoit, laughing. Benoit then lip-synchs the words Teacher's Pet to HHH. As Flair was talking about Vince bringing in Stephanie for one day to observe the school, HHH through a note at Benoit. Benoit opened it and it read "After class you're a dead man." Benoit crumpled up the note and threw it HHH as it hit his head again...
Part 2 of this "Pilot" later on

[The One]

... :wtf: ... I sincerly hope this is meant as a slapstick comedy joke...

[Big Fat Mike]

Um...no. Please?

[RemyRed]

Ouch, guess I better delete it... Yeah it was just a slapstick comedy joke.

[Loose Cannon]

No, don't delete it. I found this really funny. It's pretty good.

[RemyRed]

Thanks Loose, Imma post parts 2 and 3 to this tomorrow morning, Preview- Batista Pill-Popping, Triple H and Orton pickin up chicks, Hall Monitor Austin (The Law), openin up cans of whup-ass on Michael Cole and Taz.

[Savio]

I thought It'd be elementary school :(

[RemyRed]

Nah, kinda like Jr. High, or I guess maybe it could be Elementary School, look at those South Park kids, they're only in 4th grade.

[LK]

I thought it was kind of funny.

[Hired Hitman]

I wonder why Mr. Flair wants Stephanie to come check out the school :O

[tucsonspeed6]

Kinda reminds me of the little rascals episode of family guy

[natureboycv]

No, don't delete it. I found this really funny. It's pretty good.
<font color=8307ff><b>Yeah I thought it was pretty funny, too. :y: </font></b>

[RemyRed]

Part 2
As Triple H gets pretty heated by Benoit's antics, we now go to the Smackdown classroom, where Mr. Piper is trying his hardest to regain some sort of order.
Piper- Come on kids stop it!
No one pays attention, everyone was too busy making trouble for someone else. Bubba Ray and D-Von were making fun of a foreign student who didn't know much English.
Bubba Ray- What's this guy's name again?
D-Von- Kenzo something.
Bubba- Hey Kenzo, wanna be our best friend?
Kenzo- ......[shrugs his shoulers]
Bubba- WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?
D-Von- Look at him getting scared.. ha ha, look kid just go "Yes"
Kenzo- .......Yes
Bubba- Ok, now c'mon we're gonna show you our secret handshake.
As soon as Kenzo gets up, the Dudley's immedieatle 3-D him through a desk.
Kenzo- [Almost unconscious, thinking in Japanese] (I hate this new country America......)
Piper- D-VON, BUBBA!!!!! What the hell did you do that for!? Damn it I've had it with all of you, I'm gonna untie Sean O' Haire!
Piper walks over to O' Haire, who's in a straight jacket, mask, and hand truck ala Hannibal Lecter in Silence Of The Lambs. Everyone quieted down and immedieately took their seats.
Piper- Now that's much better. As you all may or may not know, Principal McMahhon is bringing his daughter in.
Charlie Haas- So what? Why should we care? [a note hits Haas' desk.]
Piper- McMahhon wants to show his daughter the ropes of his work, and he told me all of the faculty that whichever building impresses him more will get a big bonus, and big bonuses mean better things for all of us, like better hours, less work get it Haas?
Haas- Yeah yeah yeah. [Opens his note and reads --I Love You <3 Rico XOXOXO]....
The Bell rings as both classes get ready for their shop classes.
HHH- Oh man I'm gonna kill Benoit!!
Orton- Yeah you are man!
HHH- Batista, where the hell are you goin?
Batista- I got shop, I can't ditch it today or I'll fail.
HHH- You're gonna miss a beating.
Batista- Sorry man, tell me how it goes though. [pops down like 12 pills]
Orton- Man you need to stop takin those.
Batista- No way, look at this increased muscle definition i got after only 20 pills. I'm hangin on to these. [runs off to shop]
HHH- Man he needs to try liftin weights already like I do....
The camera pans over to shop, it passes by a plaque that says
SCHOOL RULES
1- No chair shots
2- No hitting below the belt
3- No outside interference

At Shop class after some time passes.
Batista- And here's the lamp i made.
Mr. Jim Duggin- B+
Batista- What!!
Mr. Jim Duggin- Sorry Batista but they light doesnt even go on.
Batista- I need this A!!!!!
Mr. Jim Duggin- I can't give you an A for a project like this.
Batista- But...but....URGGHHHH
Batista's eyes flare red
Mr. Duggin- You ok kid?
Suddenly Batista, who's snapped, grabs Duggin by the throat and cocks his arm back ready to punch him.
Batista- I'LL SHOW YOU WHO's GETTING A B!!!!
Jim Duggin literally pissed his pants, Batista, realizing what he was doing, went back to normal and let go of Duggin
Batista- ...I'm sorr-
Tazz jumped up and locked Batista in the Tazzmission, Batista backed out oof the door with him and slammed him into a wall as the rest of the class chanted Fight and rushed into the hallway after them....

[Mayo]

I liked the first one, it was pretty funny.

The second one wasn't as good though.

[CheesyChaz]

I'm enjoying it so far :y::)

[Evolution]

Keep 'em coming. It's better than the real WWE TV storylines.

[RemyRed]

Part 3 (still thinking of a name, so far World Wrestling Education is all ive got)
Batista slams Tazz's back into the wall and forces off the Tazzmission.
Batista- What the hell is your problem?
Tazz- I'm taking you out so I can be the Big Man On Campus already!
Batista- Please, you got beat up by The Morning Announcers King and JR, that's an unredeemable act!
Tazz- You big dumb bastard! I'm Tazz!! The human suplex machine!! Beat me if you can! Survive if I----
Batista applies a bearhug to Tazz, as he attempts to crush Tazz's spine, Tazz answers with a Mongolian Chop to his head, breaking the hold. Tazz then does a T-Bone Tazzplex to Batista to get em down. Batista, realizing the hallway isnt the best place to use his arsenal, runs through the stairway door and down the stairs, goading Tazz to follow him. Tazz gives chase as well as the rest of the shop class......Meanwhile, a huge crowd has turned up around the middle of the lunchroom and cleared all the tables out of the way as Randy Orton has been spreading word of Triple H and Benoits fight.
Randy Orton- I'm takin bets guys, who wants to make money??
Rhyno- Damn it Orton where the hell are they!? There's no one even here!
Randy Orton- You gotta relax Rhyno, they'll be here!
Suddenly Michael Cole rushes in
Cole- Hey guys, theres a fight on the campus between Tazz and Batista
Rhyno- What? Forget this then, I'm goin to watch them
Everyone in the cafeteria rushes off to the campus, where Batista has just powerslammed Tazz. As he picks Tazz up for another slam, Tazz elbows him in the gut, causing him to double over, locks his arms ala Pedigree and nails a Double Underhook Tazzplex. As Batista gets up, Tazz once again locks in the Tazzmission, Batista once again however backs up and slams him into a bicycle locker (those silver pole things). Tazz breaks the hold, as Batista turns and tries to clothesline him, Tazz ducks the clothesline and slams Batista's nuts onto bike lock
Batista- AHHHHH! YOU DAMN BASTARD!! [pops some more pills as Tazz climbs the bike lock]
Tazz then hooks Batista and hits a super T-Bone Tazzplex, Batista looks knocked out as the crowd cheers for Tazz, Orton has finally arrived and sees Batista down.
Orton- Batista!? Get the fuck up and kill this clown.
Tazz- Shut the fuck up Orton!!!
Orton- You better not talk to me like that!! <tries to rush Tazz but gets held back by some random wrestlers>
Tazz- Let him go! Let him go!
As the crowd joins in on Tazz "Let him go" chant, Batista's pills kick in and springs up ala Bruce Lee with flaring red eyes. Tazz doesnt notice.
Tazz- C'mon let Triple H's boy go!!
Batista- RRRRAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!
Tazz (quickly turning around)- Holy shit!!!!
Batista then grabs Tazz by the throat and lifts him up, choking the shit out of him. Batista then slams him down on the ground. The crowd is speechless, Tazz is out cold......Outside of the campus, Triple H has cut class to go across the street from the school at the store to shoplift some snacks.
HHH- (50 fuckin cents for a Honey-Bun, but free for me cause I'm the game)
As HHH walks out of the store with his hidden stolen goods, a limosine pulls up in front of the school. A young women steps out of the limo.
HHH- Wow hot rich chick at 12 o clock. Yum.
Suddenly HHH gets a shocked look on his face as he sees Principal McMahhon step out of the limo after her......

[Savio]

Batista- Please, you got beat up by The Morning Announcers King and JR, that's an unredeemable act!:lol:

[Favre4Ever]

This show would be so stupid that i'd watch it.

Half the WWE characters are cartoon character already anyways.

[Hired Hitman]

Oh no!

HHH is going to get caught cutting class :eek:

... :love: @ the rico/haas note :D

[LK]

I liked the third one a lot

[My Final Heaven]

Piper- D-VON, BUBBA!!!!! What the hell did you do that for!? Damn it I've had it with all of you, I'm gonna untie Sean O' Haire!
Piper walks over to O' Haire, who's in a straight jacket, mask, and hand truck ala Hannibal Lecter in Silence Of The Lambs. Everyone quieted down and immedieately took their seats.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[RemyRed]

Part 4
Triple H ducked back into the store immediately before Vince McMahhon could see him.
HHH- (Damn, what the hell is this? Is she actually with him!? Nah, no way, maybe she's a relative or somethin...)
Clerk- Hey you! Kid!! What are you doin'?
HHH- Hey mind your manners shopkeep, I'm a paying customer!
Clerk- What exactly did you pay for?
HHH- I paid for.....Hey didn't I see you in a Slim Jim commercial?
Clerk- Yeah....I was in a few of em...
HHH- Yeah I know who you are now, weren't you this big shot wrestler from the 80s? Man look at you now...shame shame..
Clerk- Oh yeah? Well you go to that there rasslin' school across the street dont ya? You might end up like this too, oooh yeah yes you might.
HHH- (Holy shit he's right...) [The honey bun and a bag of Lays falls out of his shirt]
Clerk- Ya thievin bastard!!
As Triple H tries to run out of the store, he slips and falls on his back over a recently mopped floor.
Clerk- Now I got ya!
The clerk (Savage), hopped on to the counter and delivered a patented Elbow Drop to Triple H. He then pulled Triple H out of the store by his hair.
Savage- And let that be the last time ya come here kid. Ooooh yeah! [enters store]
Triple H [looking around and clutching his chest]- (Well at least Vince is inside the building already)
Triple H slowly got to his feet and went back into the school grounds, passing by Michael Cole, who was to wake up an unconscious Tazz.
Cole- Tazz....Tazz c'mon get up man, don't tell me you bit the dust.
Tazz- Ughh.....err, [slowly getting up]
Cole- You okay man?
Tazz- Shut the fuck up!! Damn it, I was so close to gettin some respect back!! Where is everyone!?
Cole- A few minutes after Batista planted you they assumed you were dead...
Tazz- Aw damn it! C'mon we're gonna find another way to do this thing.
Cole- No way man, I think you should relax for the rest of the week.
Tazz- You dirty son of a bitch!! You showin concern for me!? You dumb motherfucker I dont need your pity. Why the fuck are you still here anyway!?
Cole- Cause I'm your friend Tazz.
Tazz- Well fuck off, I don't need you! [storms off back to the SmackDown building]
Cole- ......[trudges back to the building, devastated]
At the Raw lunchroom, Chris Benoit, along with many spectators. is awaiting Triple H's entry.
Orton- So Dave, you gonna tell me what that was all about back there?
Batista- I dont even know, I guess I've just been under a lot of stress lately.
Orton- Yeah you look way too serious all the time, hey I know, I'll make ya laugh, watch this..
Randy Orton walked over to Edge, who was eating his lunch and reading a book.
Orton- Hey Edge, what's that on your shirt [points]
Edge- Huh?
Edge looked down at his shirt and Randy Orton pulled him up by his head so that he was standing and delivered the RKO to him, knocking him out and having everyone in the lunchroom laughing hysterically. Orton then walked back to Batista.
Orton- Eh? Eh? Damn, not even a smirk huh? Well maybe this upcoming fight'll help ya out some.
Suddenly the doors opened up and in walked Mr. McMahhon with the young women he was with earlier.
Vince- Now Steph, I want you to pay attention to what happens in here, I recieved word of a fight going to break out here, if anyone gives you a hard time, you tell me ok?
Stephanie- Yes daddy.
Vince- Good, I've gotta get to this meeting upstairs. [exits]
Lance Storm [to Christian]- So that's the famous Stephanie McMahhon huh?
Christian- Yep, I'm disappointed though, she's no where near as hot as my girl.
Storm- But she's probably a helluva lot richer, so she beats out your girl, and I dunno, I think she's pretty hot.
Benoit [joining in]- Man Storm, I'm not surprised to see you sell out and stare at a Yank girl like that, [looks at Christian] Ain't nothin like a canadian girl am I right Christian?
Christian- Damn right [high-fives Benoit] *Remy Red is not Canadian, just using a funny dialogue for Benoit and Christian to have*
Suddenly the door slam open and Triple H walks in, trying not to show the injuries from the Elbow Drop he took earlier.
Triple H- You ready to go bitch?
Benoit[with an arrogant smile]- Make your move man.
Triple H ran at Benoit and kneed him in the chin. He then picked Benoit up and slammed his head into one of the cafeteria tables, Benoit grabbed an open milk carton from someone's lunch and threw milk right at Triple H's face. Triple H wiped the milk off of his face with one hand and went for a clothesline with the other, Benoit ducks the clothesline, gets behiond Triple H and performed his trademark Multiple German Suplexes. Triple H got up and attempted an Irish whip into the wall, Benoit reversed it and Triple H's back hit the wall hard. Benoit then started landing some hard Knife Edge Chops to Triple H's chest, the pain from the Elbow Drop made this chops even more devastating. Chris Benoit backed away and started coaxing Triple H onward, Triple H runs forward and fakes a clothesline and stops as Benoit ducks, then performs his Knee Drop. Triple H tries to shake off his chest pains, he sets Benoit up for the Pedigree, the pain in his chest is too much and he lets go, Benoit slaps on the Crippler!
Christian- This one's done...
Triple H takes the pain for a good 4 minutes but then finally gives up.
Triple H- All right, all right!! Uncle!!
Benoit lets go of Triple H, who's too hurt to get up
Benoit- Aww poor baby, well this was almost a challenge, I'm outta here.
Benoit exits as Christian, Lance Storm, and Chris Jericho follow him. Orton, and Batista go check on Triple H.
Orton- You all right man?
Triple H- Yeah Orton, I just got made a fool of in front the whole lunchroom, I'm just fuckin dandy!
Orton- Sorry Game.
Stephanie- Oh my gosh, are you alright boy?
Triple H looks to his left and sees the same woman he was admiring earlier. Suddenly he began to hear the song Dream Weaver in his head.
Triple H- Whoa..
Stephanie(looks puzzled)- Um, is he gonna be all right?
Batista-......[takes another pill]
Orton- Oh him, he's a champ, he'll be fine, but how are you? (smiles at her)
Triple H- Shut up Randy!! [to Steph] Oh I'm just fine, a silly hold like that couldn't keep me down. :love:
Stephanie- You sure?
Triple H- Oh I'm positive, look I can get up myself. [tries to get up, hurts too much, winces a bit]
Stephanie- Ummm, are your friends ok here?
Triple H- Huh? [Looks at Orton, who's staring googly eyed at Steph, and Batista who looks about ready to snap for some reason :wtf: ] Oh they have their moments....
Stephanie- Well let me help you up [helps him up and sits him at a table] um, I didn't catch your name.
Triple H- Hunter, Hunter Hearst.
Randy Orton- (Hunter Hearst? He's actually telling someone his real name?)
Stephanie- Oh, I'm Steph-
Vince (from PA system)- Stephanie, come to my office immediately please...
Stephanie- Oh, I gotta go, maybe I'll see you around sometime [rushes off]
--Ending of Pilot--
Triple H- :love:
Randy Orton- :wtf:
Batista- :mad: :mad: :mad:

[James Steele]

:rofl: :lol:

That is pure entertainment. LOL at HHH/Steph. anyway, when will the second episode air?

[RemyRed]

Should be quick as I've already got some ideas for it, plus the Stone Cold idea I used wasn't in this one, By this weekend the latest I'll start a new thread or keep it in this one. Funny thought I had though, I'm not sure if it'll make it funnier or what but imagine everytime Batista starts to snap his theme song plays in his head.

[James Steele]

The idea of "Dreamweaver" in HHH's head still has me laughing. That would the be ULTIMATE WWE Desire Video wouldn't it?

[RemyRed]

Wow, how juvenile I was back then, but still good to see that Foley and I had a similar concept.

[RemyRed]

Wow how juvenile I was..but still good to see that Foley and I had a similar concept :)

[Azriel]

Scary, isn't it? But no, it was entertaining. You should come up with another one.

[Loose Cannon]

check out deleted LC

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Teacher: Gene Snitsky... Bring me your homework.

Snitsky pushes his way past another boy on his way to the teacher's desk.

The other boy falls onto the class hamster.

Snitsky: IT WASN'T... MY... FAULT!

Class: Hamster killer!

Janitor Ross: BYGOD! This Snitsky boy is sick! I hope he rots in HELL!

[BigDaddyCool]

They had one once in the 80's.

[The Naitch]

I hope they do this

I wonder how would The Rock fit into all of this? :lol:

[The Naitch]

Kane would be the weird kid who nobody plays with.

[The CyNick]

I honestly think it would be a decent idea for them to team up with a production company and make a cartoon movie with their characters. I haven't read Foley's Wrescal Lane book, but I think that would be a decent premise to base a movie around.

[nelioneil]

I am loving this thread. Keep it up!

[Loose Cannon]

I really got to get those Rock N' Wrestling DVD's