WWE Vengeance Captions

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I guess they wanted to rub it in, LC. They have 52 pics from the PPV (just like at the GAB; why do they put a billion pics when they have forgettable PPV's?)


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[Savio]

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No.....Botox!
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The WWE was nice enough to remind us that it still is 2004
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*Tajiri farts*
JR: Brown mist!

[Funky Fly]

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"Kane, can you help me put in these contacts so I can have cool looking eyes like you? Pretty please?"

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"Sure, Lita, I'd be happy to oblige."

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"Yaaaaaaaay!"

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"OH GOD, DON'T DO IT! LITA, IT'S A TRAP!"

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And indeed it was a trap as Kane proceeded to gouge The Botchtastic One's eyes out.

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"NOOOOOO!!!!! WHY, GOD, WHY?"

[ColdwaVer]

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WWE's new lice detection tests were absolutely brutal.

(I'll do more later, I just didn't want anyone to beat me to this one)

[Corkscrewed]

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Rhyno was so distracted by Garrison's botching of the Bradshaw Nazi Salute that he accidentally glued his hand to his mouth.

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That was the last time Coach ever went to Tajiri to for a rectal exam.

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Now was no time for Coach and Garrison to start playing Romeo and Juliet.

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Oh man, I don't even want to know what's going on here.

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Clumsy though he may be, Dave was really fervent about his job as lice inspector.

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Okay, what's with the weird gravity pics tonight?
Batista: "Sexy boy toys don't just fall out of the air you know!"
*plop*
"Unrestricted pushes don't just fall out of the air you know!"

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Batista: "Note to self: do not try three week old cream filling."

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The world was shocked when Jericho emerged from Batista's body, MiB-style, having retrieved his gun, but dammit, he really liked that gun!

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Chris was really starting to get tired of having his ass worn as a hat.

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Ref: "Is it here?"
Jericho: "No."
Ref: "Is it here?"
Jericho: "No."
Ref: "Is it here?"
Jericho: "For the last time, I don't have any coookies under my chin!!!"

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Dave's magnetic hands stretching routine was a big help for the more limber superstars.

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Admiral Flair had failed Darth Dinsmore for the last time.

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In an amazing display of supernatural prowess, Eugene destroys Conway with a string of supersonic orb spittle.

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Everything was going well till Eugene pulled a Nash.

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"Huh... if I had formulated my response in a clear and well-thought manner, asking fans to think for themselves instead of just insulting them childishly, maybe they wouldn't be calling me a washed up senile old hag."

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The Frankenstein side of Ric's schizo tended to click in at the worst times.

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Flair's suplex was so amazing it cut through is own catchphrase. (I got nothing :()

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It was sad when your submission was so ineffective people ended up taking a nap.

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Acting quickly, Rob Conway tries to rip out Eugene's hair before Triple H finds out his long locks make Eugene kind of look like Hunter.

[ColdwaVer]

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Clumsy though he may be, Dave was really fervent about his job as lice inspector.

You bastard!!! :rant:

[Corkscrewed]

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Eugene didn't particularly enjoy the new Brusselsproutsberry flavor of Evolution Kool Aid.

OR

Eugene does his best Hardcore-Holly-When-He-Doesn't-Get-What-He-Wants impression.

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This would be the last time Mike Chioda ever called Eugene "Dustin Hoffman."

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Never in his wildest dreams did Matt ever think he'd be allowed to literally bury Kane.

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Much to his glee, Steven Richards found out his new Ass Darts worked like a charm.

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"Get out of the way, Glenn! I finally stole the writers' script book for this Lita angle and I've gotta burn it FAST!"

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Matt exacts quick revenge on Steven Richards after his Ass Darts take aim at Kane.

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Kane should have known better than to trust Lita with the redesign of his mask.

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The monster Kane was just about to rip Lita's brains out when he realized the fruitlessness of the idea.

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Matt may have been struggling with the EZ Fold Chair, but Kane was having even more trouble with the EZ Fold Stairs.

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"OMG! I'm so happy I made it through an entire match bithout wotching! ...DOH!"

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Kane's reaction to the fact that two Cruiserweights actually won titles.

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Edge becomes the latest victim to falling Ortongoyles.

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Whether it meant Richards was turning heel or Orton was turning fact, the Ass Darts were still just as effective.

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Tension mounted as the Great American Donut Crawl neared its conclusion.

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Taking advantage of a missed spear, Orton's Banzai from the Rafters hit with devasting consequences.

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"Wait a moment, I'm not supposed to get the falling anvil!"

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Edge may have hit the spear, but Orton got the last laugh by stealing his wallet.

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Edge's IC Belt Hanglider would have worked great had it been attached to an actual glider.

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"I can't believe I chose King Arthur over Anchorman!!!"

[Corkscrewed]

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Molly: "Lemme see that! That's not a diamond! That's cubic zirconia!"
Victoria: "LIES! LIES!!!"

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It was up to Victoria for the rescue when a tortoise shell suddenly flew down and landed on Molly's head.

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Considering the fact that their belts were only suspended six feet above the ring, it was probably a bad idea for Triple H to challenge Benoit to a Canadian Ladder Match.

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Triple H took it to a whole new level when he called for a meteor shower to help take out Benoit.

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"AHHHHHHHH!!! The HBK-Cream-Filling!!! It burnsssssssss!!!!"

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Chris wanted his huggybear and he wasn't taking no for an answer.

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Oh dear, the Huntercentaur's gotten loose again.

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Benoit: "Pikachu!"
Eugene: "Charmander!"
Benoit: "Pikachu!"
Eugene: "Charmander!"
Triple H: "Jigglypuff!!"
Benoit and Eugene: :wtf:

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Suddenly, Hunter felt this amazing bonding relation to the rest of the Raw roster.

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Chris was all smiles until someone lassoed him with a World Title-looped rope and dragged him away.

[El Santo]

Goddamn! That's a lot of pictures! Remember how a month ago we were worried that there were going to be no captions at all?

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Rhyno: "Aw crap, this isn't Sunday Night Heat?"

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Jonathan Coachman's one-man rendition of "The Barber of Seville" was so painfully bad that, in a moment of suicidal heroism, his own feet crept up his body and choked him to death.

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Asd soon as he saw Garrison's pained face, Coach knew it was too late to warn him that the bottle of shampoo was actually green paint.

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Batista discovers that today was a bad day to forget his codpiece.

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Everybody in the arena was caught off guard by the debut of Batista's gynecologist gimmick.

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Eugene couldn't help himself. Those man boobs were swaying the breeze, begging to be touched...

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Eugene: "Rob! It's me, Nick Dinsmore! Give us a kiss!"
Rob: "Gah!"

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Eugene brought down the house with his impersonation of Hacksaw Jim Duggan.

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Boy, when Eugene has a bad hair day, he has a BAD HAIR DAY.

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"Fiiiiiiigaro!"

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Even the ref is impressed by Matt Hardy's incredible bicycle kick.

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Tired of being stuck in crappy storylines, Kane unsuccessfully tries to hide under the stairs.

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Having suddenly lost his voice, Glenn Jacobs bravely finished the promo in American Sign Language.

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And the day was saved when it started raining giant Legos.

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There's no happier person than a girl with an invisible lollipop...

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...except the guy with the massive invisible joint.

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As politically incorrect as it was to watch, the paraplegic relay race was the highlight of the night.

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God: "Hey, just got back from the restroom, what did I miss?... Crap, Loose Cannon's gonna kill me."

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"Ahh! Brain freeze!"

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I know Molly Holly is a heel, but mugging Loretta Lynn is going TOO FAR.

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"Blah! Who awakens Vampire Benoit?"

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God, these clearance sales were BRUTAL!

[Raising Kane]

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You reek. Next time wash your face when you get done brown-nosing Triple H for a PPV spot.

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Coach had heard Hunter knew which pills could make certain body parts grow. He damned Hunter, as he realized the error he'd made by not specifying which "parts" he wanted to grow, when a pair of legs sprouted out of his back.

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Coach was unimpressed. How was Cade supposed to take over Hurricane's gimmick if he couldn't even remember the green ringwear and cape?

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Cade: Rhyno, can't you wait until AFTER the match to join the GC KissMyAss Club?

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The crowd and the ref were stunned when Tajiri tried out his new english phrase for the week by shouting "Screw you!" They were even more stunned when Coach decided to take him up on it mid-match.

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Jericho(high-pitch): Ahhhhh! You are standing on my nuts!

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Batista was bowled over by Jericho's "hot babe on a sports-car" pose.

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Batista was so unhappy that the Ultimate Warrior had made his return that he decided to scare him off with the devastating "blowjob from hell". Unfortunately he botched the move.

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If at first you don't "suck seed"... try, try again. (Yeah I can hear the groans now... it was a bad pun. http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif )

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Proof Flair is getting senile -
Flair to ref: Doesn't Booker look just a little pale to you?

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Flair realized when he gave Eugene the bear trap as a secret weapon that he should have told him to wait to set the trap after he took it out of his trunks.

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After the trap sprung on accident, it made poor Eugene walk just a little bit funny.

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Flair (just prior to smacking his forehead): D'oh!

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La Resistance had very negative reactions to Flair's promise of a free copy of his book.

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Flair got ready to launch Eugene's first target in the 2nd annual WWE skeet shoot. Eugene, however, couldn't figure out which direction to aim the gun.

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Flair hated napping with La Resistance. They never stayed on their own side of the ring and always ended up kicking someone in the nuts.

[Savio]

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Kane: Hey, look at me I'm crazy stair head give me some candy!

[Shaggy]

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Coach and Garrison Cade attempt to play Guess the Wrestler during there match
Coach: Hurricane?.....Booker T?....Ahh hell I give up.

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Matt: KAHNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Kane: Do I have to signal this out for you. Lets....get...a...bunny.

[Transplant]

ROFL @ Shaggy and his bunny

[Raising Kane]

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Triple H forgot to tell Eugene that he should only put one of his giant sourballs in his mouth at a time.

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Eugene was so excited when informed he'd be starring in "Young Einstein 2" that he let Rico style his hair before his match. The ref then tossed Eugene out of the match for using a deadly hair-do as a weapon.

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Kane was so surprised by the appearance of Disco Inferno in the WWE that he tripped and fell over the top rope landing on his head. Disco immediately rushed to his aid.

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Matt Hardy ran screaming from the Arena when Kane informed him that he wanted to make the love triangle into an actual love triangle. :naughty:

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Kane decided he needed a new finisher. Fans were quite impressed with the devastating "Wedgie From Hell".

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Lita: God help me if Kane is the father. I mean look at the size of his head! (Sorry... birth humor :) )

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Lita was disgusted. Nowhere in the Three Stooges skit she had given to Kane had she read anything about Moe copping a feel from Curly during the eye-poke.

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Kane decided to bury himself under the ringsteps when he realized that Vince was bringing in a bunch of old gimmicks for the PPV... first there was Ultimate Warrior... then Disco Inferno... but the final straw was when Marty Jannetty ran into the ring with a steel chair...

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Lita laughing: Wait until they find out that neither Kane nor Matt is the father. That Batista is really hung like a horse. A horse! I'm finally gonna have a pony!

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Please tell me she is NOT that stupid...

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Randy Orton just didn't have the correct grimace to portray Bruce Banner.

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No matter how long Edge spent trying to teach him, Orton just couldn't do the "watermelon crawl".

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Edge and Randy team together in charades to act out "daring young man on the flying trapeze..."

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Randy became concerned about his recent dog bite when he started howling at the full moon...

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Randy realized Edge had seriously misinterpreted the lyrics he had sung to him earlier. That was the last time he was gonna tell anyone "I want to feel you from the inside."

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Edge really regretted accepting Randy's offer to show him how to wax his armpits.

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Simon says put one hand on your head...

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You are joking right? Now I'm jobbing to Edge in Simon says?

[Raising Kane]

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Benoit really wanted to cry. Just as he leaped for the glass ceiling Triple H called upon his powers and tilted it down and to the left.

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Damn Triple H and those devastating nipple twisters!

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Benoit cried as he realized the only Triple H that was going to submit to him in a clean win would be his life-sized Triple H doll.

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How many wrestlers does it take to open a folding chair? Three. Two holding the chair and one to dive head-first into the seat.

[Tornado]

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Tired of being stuck in crappy storylines, Kane unsuccessfully tries to hide under the stairs.


ROFLOL, That HAS to be a Caption of the Month candidate...:y:

[Jeremy Christian]

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Kane: Hey, look at me I'm crazy stair head give me some candy!

SNL rocks...

[LK]

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[Corkscrewed]

ROFLOL, That HAS to be a Caption of the Month candidate...:y:

What about MY caption for that picture??? :rant: :rant: :rant:





















:p

[Mayo]

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Cade: He's right there, you idiot! Hurry up and radio for backup!
Rhyno: *speaking into radio*
REPEAT, REPEAT! We have a positive location on O'Haire! Requesting backup immediately!

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Coach found it painful at first, but he learned to enjoy the company of another man.

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Coach: I thought your new gimmick was gonna be HBCade, not The Hurricane!


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Tajiri just had to stare at the hot Japanese woman in the crowd, the Coach just had to go after the hot black woman, and Rhyno just couldn't wait until shower time to smack Cade in the ass.

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Ref: I know that some Asian dudes look like girls, but thats just wrong!

OR

Ref: This is the toughest limbo pole that I've ever tried.

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Batista: You like it when I pull on your hair, don't you?
Jericho: Dude, let go! I don't swing that way!
Batista: Really? So THATS why you've been stuck in the midcard all this time. You really need to start sucking up to Hunter.

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Judging by Batista's facial expression, its safe to say that Jericho's swift kick connected on Batista's balls.

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Batista blows a kiss to another massively overgrown gino in the crowd.
Batista: Should I meet you at my Civic or yours after the show?


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Jericho was writhing in pain after Batista squeezed a bit too low with his bearhug.

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Jericho was reaching to the Ref for help, but nothing could save him once Batista got your nuts on his chin.

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Ref: Dave, let go of him. He's had enough.
Batista: But I just want to cuddle!

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The Ref finally gives up and leaves after an hour of trying to explain to Batista why he couldn't pin Jericho with his leg on the rope.

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Flair wasn't too pleased when a fat internet geek rushed into the ring dressed like him.

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Where will you be when your diahrrea comes back?

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Conway had to sit back and watch Eugene's brilliant moonwalk.

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The fan in the crowd can't keep a straight face after Flair forgot to wear tights under his robe again.


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Flair: Get the hell off my lawn you stupid little punk!

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Eugene was trying to tell Flair something by pulling the curtain on his career.

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Ref: Just tell him that Michaelangelo was cooler than Raphael and it'll all be over.
Conway: NEVER!

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The big screen tv in the background was so lifelike; you could see the 1 second delay between it and the actual match on the outside.

[Vastardikai]

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Garrison: I'm Rick James, BITCH!

Rhyno: *sobbing* But, You're Garrison Cade.

Garrison: Shut up! Does Rick James have to choke a bitch?

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The secret of the Darkness' high notes are revealed.

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Coach: I said, give me a Steveweiser!

Garrison: You mean you're the new Stone Cold?

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Rhyno was returned to Popcorn Duty for the next 5 years after he and Coach botched the double clothesline.

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Coach should have listened when Tajiri said "I will kick you so hard, the ref will feel it!"

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Worst. Reverse Chinlock. EVER.

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Gorillaz: *in the background* I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad. I got Sunshine in a bag. I'm useless, but not for long my future is coming on.

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Batista may have won the drinking contest, but he was definitely feeling the effects of downing 20 shots of Vodka.

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12 people died when Jericho erroneously decided to counter the spinebuster with a Monkey flip into the 7th row.

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Jericho: The guy in Section R, row 99, seat XXX is a homo!

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The ref chooses the worst times to give people mouth to mouth.

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Batista: This bending thing is cool, what's it called?

Ref: A knee.

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Eugene, in a shout out to his hero Mick Foley, beats Ric Flair with an Iron Claw.

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Henry Rollins has really let himself go...

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Intent on impressing Flair, Eugene does his best strut, complete with moonwalk.

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20 seconds earlier:

Flair: That's Micheal Hayes' strut, you MORON! What are you, RETARDED?

Eugene: Yes!

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Flair: I told you kids to get off my lawn!

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The team of Flair and Eugene would have been more successful if Eugene was forced to hold signs during the match.

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The Tandem Figure Four/ Wahoo McDaniel Tomahawk Chop done by the referee is always lethal.

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Sylvan: Let's see who these guys REALLY ARE!

[Vastardikai]

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Eugene's chipmunk gimmick failed to get over with the crowd.

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Eugene: You gave me Static cling!

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Kane: You turned my whole world upside down.

Matt didn't take kindly to that comment.

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Matt was in agony when his left arm got severed.

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When Door to Door Salesmen get too pushy...

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Kane runs in on the invisible chin-up competition between Matt and the Referee.

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Kane: I got these steps JUST FOR YOU!

Lita: LA LA LA! I'M NOT LISTENING!

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Kane shows Lita how many times he's been with Katie Vick today...

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Kane cut Matt's hair into a Mullet, and Matt was none too pleased.

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Lita was excited. This was the largest grasshopper she had EVER caught.

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Kane was confused.

Kane: I'm confused.

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Edge knows he can escape: All he has to do is shove Randy's head up the ref's ass.

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Randy: I do NOT look like Nick LeShay (sp?)

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JR: Edge is in trouble.

Randy: Tag Me, Tag Me!!!

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To prove that he doesn't look like Nick LeShay, he dodges the advances of a charging Jessica Simpson.

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Randy wondered who is more useless: Ashlee Simpson or that Mikey guy from American Choppers. Here he asks God for help.

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When he declares that it is Ashlee, the president of her fan club gets upset.

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Edge: THAT IS NOT A CAPITAL G! Learn how to write!

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As he covers up his bald spot Edge, makes one more taunt.

Edge: You really DO look like Nick LeShay. Check it out!

A picture of Nick LeShay appears on the TitanTron.

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Randy: It's TRUE! EVERY WORD OF IT IS TRUE!

[Mayo]

Vastardikai, those Nick Lachey captions always crack me up :lol:

[Savio]

SNL rocks...
Yeah I'm glad some one made that connection.

[Mayo]

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Midgets weren't cute anymore once you pissed them off.

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Eugene was a little bit overenthusiastic after the Ref was the only one to compliment his new hairstyle.

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Hardy was going to make sure that Kane never referred to Jeff as 'the less gay Hardy brother' ever again.

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*Mel Gibson voice*
Hardy: You can take my credibility, but you'll never take... my Mattitude!

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Hardy rushed over to Kane to rub the results of the paternity test in his face.

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Kane: Matt, I still can't find your keys! Are you sure they're in here?
Matt: That's not my pocket, you Big Red Retard! :rant:

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While Lita used her hands to cover her ears while the fire alarm was blaring, Kane used an alternative method.

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Kane was reluctant to re-enact the Three Stooges scene with Lita because he thought she would botch blocking the eye poke.

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When Carmella DeCesare came down to ringside, Matt Hardy let go of the steel steps he was carrying with Kane to set up a chair for her.
Matt: Oh shit, I hope Kane's okay! Well, he was already an ugly fuck, so it may be an improvement.

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Rita: Now this Big Red Monster will finally spell doom for the Power Rangers! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Kane: Wait, is that the bitch that I impregnated? That must have been some great stuff that I took from RVD's stash.

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Edge: Randy, you've gotten a lot heavier! Have you been working out a lot more?
Randy: Nah, Trips taught me about the hold down aura though.

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Randy: Oh god, I know I'm the legend killer, but I don't want to go near Mae Young!

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Edge: ...159.... 160...... Uh, I think thats it.
Randy: Pfft! You call yourself a man? I can do 300 with Hunter on my back!
Edge: :wtf:

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Randy: 201... 202...
Edge: Okay, they are just leapfrogs, don't be such a showoff!

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Randy: Oh shit, an HHH gargoyle heading straight for me!

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This isn't quite what Orton had in mind when a blonde was gonna sweep him off his feet.

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Edge: *reading Titantron*
Congrats on beating Randy tonight. I'll be in the shower after the match. Bring the K-Y jelly. Your good friend, Hunter.

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Edge: Phew, this new hair gel is really sticky... FUCKING RHYNO!

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Orton: I know, what a fucking asshole! :mad:

[V]

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WWE's future storlyine revealed, Eugene is really Jericho, Vince's way of giving Y2J the push he deserves without having to actually push "Chris Jericho"

[Savio]

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Kane: I can eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant
But nothing
I said nothing can take away these blues
`Cause nothing compares
Nothing compares to you
--------
I doubt many will make the connection.

[Mayo]

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Hunter and Randy liked to dress up once in a while to make the HGA more interesting.


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When Victoria threatened to kick Molly's face in, she wasn't kidding.

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'Don't treat me like a woman, don't treat me like a man' plays in the background.

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Benoit had a hunch that the belt was fake since the WWE symbol was sideways, but he still liked the attention he got.

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HHH was getting more advanced with his hold down techniques; now his opponents had to dodge lasers to even land a move on him.

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Benoit was playing it safe just in case Hunter planned on using the invisible crucifix.

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Benoit: Jesus Hunter, you don't have to insult me even more by falling asleep during my match. I already lack credibility as it is, so put me over goddammit!!!
*chokes Hunter till he dies*

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In an attempt to make himself look bigger, Hunter took Benoit above the glass ceiling for one night only.

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The WWE shouldn't hire retards to manage the ring crew.
Eugene: Push harder! We need to get this ring to Michigan by tomorrow night!

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The new Summerslam commercial featured WWE hurdles, with HHH winning the gold, naturally.

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Even Eugene was left scratching his head when Hunter actually jobbed to Benoit.

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Benoit: Haha, I avoided the crucifix all night and still beat Hunter. Hey, what does this little button on the belt do?
*Benoit disintigrates in front of the entire audience*
HHH: I love it when a backup plan comes together.

[Raising Kane]

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Kane: I can eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant
But nothing
I said nothing can take away these blues
`Cause nothing compares
Nothing compares to you
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I doubt many will make the connection.It's been so lonely without you here
Like a bird without a song
Nothing can stop these lonely tears from falling
Tell me baby where did I go wrong...

Lita (as she smacks Kane in the head with a chair): Maybe about the time you blackmailed me into sleeping with you! http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/mad.gif

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[Raising Kane]

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Much to his glee, Steven Richards found out his new Ass Darts worked like a charm.

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Benoit: "Pikachu!"
Eugene: "Charmander!"
Benoit: "Pikachu!"
Eugene: "Charmander!"
Triple H: "Jigglypuff!!"
Benoit and Eugene: :wtf:

:lol: ass darts and jigglypuff!

[Mayo]

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Benoit really wanted to cry. Just as he leaped for the glass ceiling Triple H called upon his powers and tilted it down and to the left.

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How many wrestlers does it take to open a folding chair? Three. Two holding the chair and one to dive head-first into the seat.

:lol:

[loopydate]

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Terry "Human Beat Box" Guerin and MC Cady Cade were always a good choice to rile the crowd up before a PPV.

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Coach knew he shouldn't have trusted Lita's new transporter.

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COACH: WTF is a Hurricade?

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Okay, waaaay too much going on this picture.

A) Coach playing a rousing game of "Spin Till You're Dizzy" in the corner
B) A game that Tajiri already lost
C) The beginnings of a big sticky disaster

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COACH: You know, I've been told my penis resembles a Japanese man.
WOMAN IN AUDIENCE: Bullshit.
COACH: You asked for it.
Zip

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DAVE: Well, maybe if you (grunt) kept it (grunt) cleaner, you wouldn't (grunt) get so many (grunt) tangles!

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Okay, Coach's was impressive, but I bet he couldn't balance a 230-pound Canadi--New Yorker on his!

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After suffering a neck injury, Dave finally understood the "Why do hosses wear shoulderpads" joke.

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When the Batistabot locked up, Chris knew this was his chance. If he could just climb up the top, he could get over the glass ceiling and be free forever!

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...alas, it was not to be.

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EARL: Hey, do me a favor. Just...lean your head back.
CHRIS: Just lean it back? Like this?
EARL: Yeah, just lean it back.
CHRIS: Okay...WAIT! I saw "Spider-Man 2," you lecherous old bastard!

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Worst. Small package. Ever.

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EUGENE: Hi, Ric!
RIC: Oh...I didn't realize this stall was taken.
EUGENE: I'm almost done.

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Okay, his Flair impression was good, but nothing beat Eugene's Pac-Man.

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Eugene (Master Impressionist) again wows 'em with the old "Scott Hall on the Flight From Hell" routine.

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Ric's WWE tattoo looked just fine, but the needle still made him a little woozy.

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Flair's been spending too much time with Triple H. Here, we see him no-sell Grenier's lightsabre through the throat.

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The referee was clearly confused. How the hell was he supposed to limbo under that?

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The ref sometimes had to take drastic measures to get Conway to take his meds.

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Eugene would enlist La Res' help after stepping in the puddle left behind by Rhyno.

[Hired Hitman]

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Stare at the bottom right corner of the picture, it looks like the great Muta :eek: