QUESTION - Who would you rather take it up the ass from?

[Heyman]

Personally? My vote goes for Michael Jackson. Jim Ross is gettin' up there in age and as result, may not be able to get it up. :-\

How about you? Who would YOU rather take it up the ass from?

[Heyman]

DAMMIT!

I forgot to add the poll function. :foc:

Being drunk makes me do this these things. :-\


POLL:

Option A: Michael Jackson (my choice :naughty: -)
Option B: Jim Ross

[Vega]

I don't know.

MJ was born black, meaning he may very well have a large penis. But it would be easier to imagine him as a woman with a strap on than it would with JR.

JR would probably have a smaller penis though, so it wouldn't be as painful.

Hard decision.

[Heyman]

I don't know.

MJ was born black, meaning he may very well have a large penis. But it would be easier to imagine him as a woman with a strap on than it would with JR.

JR would probably have a smaller penis though, so it wouldn't be as painful.

Hard decision.


You're right. Michael Jackson is pretty "well endowed" if I don't say so myself (I visited his Never Land Ranch in 96').

Jim Ross probably does have a much smaller penis, but Jackson's got a 13 incher. :shifty: Therefore - almost EVERYONE has a smaller penis.


In making this decision, I think "endurance" has to be taken into account. Like I said, JR is gettin' "up there" in age. Jackson is a dancer and so he is in much better condition. Jackson's probably got better endurance.

My vote goes for the Smooth Criminal. :cool: