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Triple A
07-24-2004, 04:57 AM
New season is on HBO now and you can DL all the first season shit off Kazaa.

Borat is ROFL and so is Ali G. The other fashion guy, Bruno wasn't that funny until he suddenly decided to be gay cause it was the "in" thing. Then it was rofl.

el fregadero
07-24-2004, 05:12 AM
He was pretty funny on Conan and Letterman, but I don't get HBO and I can't stand Kazaa. :-\

yianni
07-24-2004, 05:27 AM
He's great. :D

El Capitano Gatisto
07-24-2004, 06:38 AM
He used to be on this show over here back in 1998, the 11 O'Clock show, which was overall one of my favourites ever when it was at its peak. It kind of went downhill after Ali G and others left to make their own shows.

But anyway, Ali G has been around a long time, and the gimmick kind of died for me after he got his own show here, because then he got really big and he couldn't surprise famous people any more with his questions. Plus, millions of assholes started copying the catchphrases and all that.

The last series in the US was excellent. Good to see him fresh again in a new country, where he can surprise his guests again.

Triple A
07-24-2004, 06:50 AM
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Wouldn't people know that he is just messing with them by acting stupid? OH WELL, stupid US.

El Capitano Gatisto
07-24-2004, 07:00 AM
They didn't know at the start, because what they did was they set it up so Ali G was this presenter of a "youth" TV show, so he'd interview politicians and other upright people, and he'd talk like an idiot, but they'd kind of put up with it because they thought this was how young people acted in this day and age. It was something like that.

Same with Borat. He'd say stupid stuff, but the people would try to put up with it because they thought he was a stupid foreigner.

The Mackem
07-24-2004, 08:01 AM
As my interest with Ali G sort of declined, he brought Borat to the table who was just as funny.

"I had a good shit"

I used to watch the 11 o'clock show/not the 11 o'clock show so I guess I was kind of like ECG when his popularity exploded over here. I've still got some of them on VHS. The time he went to Northern Ireland was funny.

Mike the Metal Ed
07-24-2004, 09:34 AM
Plus, millions of assholes started copying the catchphrases and all that.
I never watched Ali G when it was on, but that made me personally hate it.

Buzzkill
07-24-2004, 01:31 PM
LOL it's fucking GREAT. When Borat goes to the wine tasting thing, I was roflin all over the place. Borat on Conan was one of the funniest bits I've seen in a long time.

Blue Demon
07-24-2004, 01:52 PM
Ali G is that guy that was in the Madonna Music Video right?

Tony Montana
07-24-2004, 02:06 PM
Ali G is well good, well better than all this Bo Selecta shit that is being put on nowadays. That fella he plays from Kazakhstan is hilarious.

Buzzkill
07-24-2004, 02:17 PM
http://www.hbo.com/alig/img/video/252x190_ali_promo3.jpg

Frank Grimes Jnr
07-25-2004, 12:36 AM
Borat is one of the funniest characters in a long time.
The part where he sings the Kazakstan National Anthem before the baseball match is pure comedy gold.

Jon Kano
07-26-2004, 03:08 PM
To say it again won't hurt but Borat is excellent.

Bowler: "This is the gents.."

Borat: (referring to basin) "Can you...,er...do a durrt?"

Bowler: No..No.No...No way.

Borat: "BUY WHAY?"


And he then goes over to someone's jacket in the changing room and takes a note from the pocket.

Bowler: You cant do that here.

Borat: But..I . I Like to find out about them...

Oxstar
07-26-2004, 03:29 PM
Anybody seen Ali G in da house?

Loose Cannon
07-26-2004, 03:56 PM
lol yeah, Borat is the funniest shit. What day and time is it on?

The Naitch
07-26-2004, 08:41 PM
Some of it is funny, some of it annoys me

Triple A
07-27-2004, 01:49 PM
Sundays at 10:30 on HBO.

Sephiroth
07-27-2004, 02:34 PM
Ali G is the fuckin man!

The Naitch
07-27-2004, 04:35 PM
The part when he goes to Police Academy was terrible. If I was one of those cops I would've told him to shut the fuck up. On the other hand, the dating service bit was gold.

Danny Electric
07-27-2004, 11:51 PM
They didn't know at the start, because what they did was they set it up so Ali G was this presenter of a "youth" TV show, so he'd interview politicians and other upright people, and he'd talk like an idiot, but they'd kind of put up with it because they thought this was how young people acted in this day and age. It was something like that.

Same with Borat. He'd say stupid stuff, but the people would try to put up with it because they thought he was a stupid foreigner.

Where the hell is Ian Lee these days.
Oh yeah Daisy Donovan :love:

deathtrap
07-28-2004, 04:22 AM
The moview wasn't that good.

KayfabeMan
07-28-2004, 05:41 AM
He'd say stupid stuff, but the people would try to put up with it because they thought he was a stupid foreigner.

George W. Bush? :shifty:

The Mackem
07-28-2004, 09:58 AM
Oh yeah Daisy Donovan :love:
Loving you, is easy because your beautiful...

Ogen
08-01-2004, 12:31 PM
The moview wasn't that good.

The movie wasn't proper Ali G though. The show was much better because of the guests and characters like Borat

Loose Cannon
08-02-2004, 10:55 AM
Anyone watch last night? LMAO at some parts.

Like when he's talking to those politcal people abour Arnold S (Yeah, I'm not trying to spell that) and they say he really is the govenor. And he's like "no no, you must be confused, he played a govenor in a movie once, but he's not a real govenor. I used to think he was really the Terminator once, but it was just a movie." ROFL

And that fashion guy comparing Peter Jackson's look at the award show to 9/11.

deathtrap
08-14-2004, 08:01 AM
Did anyone see Borat's show last night?

Boondock Saint
08-14-2004, 04:03 PM
Have yet to see this. But the place I work just got this to rent (first season I assume, or maybe some Best Of DVD) so I'll check it out soon.

Buzzkill
08-14-2004, 04:56 PM
LOL, when he rings the doorbell of the house and asks the woman who answers the door to speak to someone who's allowed to vote

Loose Cannon
08-14-2004, 05:00 PM
yeah, I saw the episode on Sunday. Again LMAO shit. Especially when Ali went to those guys who were saving the trees or some shit. haha

Triple A
08-14-2004, 05:26 PM
This season has been great.

Jesus Shuttlesworth
08-14-2004, 05:27 PM
You guys see the one from last season where he training to be a cop? He has to report back to the station?

Police Officer: OK, tell the station we have one white male, one black male, and one spanish male

Ali G: YO we got a honkey, a brotha, and a...uh..a spainard

Loose Cannon
08-14-2004, 05:39 PM
Nah, I am so pissed that I missed last season. I had no idea that this show was comedy. I thought it was like a talk show talking seriously about issues. I'm going to have to buy the 1st season on DVD if it's out.

Triple A
08-14-2004, 05:41 PM
Yeah buy the DVD. I got it like two weeks ago. I think it officially comes out Tuesday though.

Tornado
08-14-2004, 05:51 PM
Did anyone see Borat's show last night?
The bit with the amatuer wrestlers, and at the end when Bruno revealed it was for Gay TV had me LOL.

Jesus Shuttlesworth
08-14-2004, 08:05 PM
"Yo what if you put on the front page in big lettas "WAR BEGINS" then you turn to page 2 and it says 'with a W' I mean everybody would be like 'SNAP it does' then you wouldnt be liein"

deathtrap
08-15-2004, 04:01 AM
The bit with the amatuer wrestlers, and at the end when Bruno revealed it was for Gay TV had me LOL.
When he's showing pictures of his sister.
"We pretend to be husband and wife!"

LOL when the wrestler's were shouting party, did you see him in the blue one-piece? He was doing the funniest dance ever.

Buzzkill
08-15-2004, 05:05 AM
"Yo what if you put on the front page in big lettas "WAR BEGINS" then you turn to page 2 and it says 'with a W' I mean everybody would be like 'SNAP it does' then you wouldnt be liein"lol

El Capitano Gatisto
08-15-2004, 09:26 AM
Borat's show was genius.

deathtrap
08-15-2004, 10:25 AM
When he was trying to drink wine

Loose Cannon
08-16-2004, 12:43 AM
Anyone watch tonight? ROFL at "Youth in Asia" and the part about "Sex" FK'N GOLD!!!!

Triple A
08-16-2004, 12:57 AM
DLing it now, already. :love:

Loose Cannon
08-16-2004, 12:58 AM
jesus, where?

Triple A
08-16-2004, 01:11 AM
www.suprnova.org

packt up
08-19-2004, 09:32 AM
*double post*

packt up
08-19-2004, 09:33 AM
Borat's show was genius.

"throw the jew down the well..."

wtf that bit was so funny but retarded, stupid americans.

Triple A
08-19-2004, 05:40 PM
How do you protect from a JEWWWWW? If the jew come with the claw... with the claw.... jew come with the claw...

Imagi-Nation
08-23-2004, 08:05 AM
I remember Ali G.
So old now.
You Americans just got him didnt you.

Borat was the fucking shit.

"My wife...she's dead..."
"Sank you Sank you...I had a good shit"
"Last night I had sex"

:lol:

Loose Cannon
08-23-2004, 02:20 PM
Greatest show on TV hands down. And Curb your Enthusiasm. I hated Bruno at first, but he's starting to grow on me, especially with last nights episode. "Great"

Last night was Great again. The Funniest was when he at that Pro Life March. haha.

Triple A
08-23-2004, 05:06 PM
Bruno is hilarious. Last night was great. Watch his skit in episode 6 in the first season. It is hilarious. He is like "being gay is the new cool thing, so I've come to the gayest part of America... Alabama". Then he interviews Alabama's runningback and some huge racist/homophobic guy and he starts hitting on both of them until they flip out.

The Mask
08-23-2004, 05:13 PM
How do you protect from a JEWWWWW? If the jew come with the claw... with the claw.... jew come with the claw...

I just saw that one last night :love:

the bit where they went hunting and he was talking to that guy about jews too haha

Loose Cannon
08-23-2004, 06:05 PM
That was also funny at the end when the guy kicked him out and he was like "Yo, this is racialist, keep the cameras rolling."

El Capitano Gatisto
08-23-2004, 06:15 PM
The best bit of the show on Friday was the line about the top 5 hobbies of Kazakhstan, and he slips rape into the middle.

Buzzkill
08-23-2004, 06:39 PM
Where did you download it from? I don't see it on Suprnova

Triple A
08-23-2004, 06:39 PM
Go to suprnova, then search. Then type ali g show

Triple A
08-23-2004, 06:39 PM
The last two episodes of the season aren't there yet. :mad:

Buzzkill
08-23-2004, 06:41 PM
Got it, thanks. It wasn't listed under TV Shows :o

RoXer
08-24-2004, 07:50 PM
He was interviewed on Howard Stern the other day. That Andy Runey skit is great. :heart:

#BROKEN Hasney
08-24-2004, 08:17 PM
Borat is just genius

"The biggest hobbies in Kazakstan are Hockey, Wrestling, Rape, Table Tennis..."

The Mackem
08-24-2004, 09:36 PM
I still love that bit with the animal activists when he says that in Kazakstan they hunt the bear. Then he's like we don't now because there's none left.

deathtrap
08-25-2004, 03:46 AM
Jagersmeish

deathtrap
08-25-2004, 03:48 AM
I think his best was at baseball when he's talking to the crowd.

'I like you, do you like me?'
Or when he was winetasting, that whole section.

Buzzkill
08-25-2004, 03:54 AM
God I love this show so much. LOL when he is at the Yoga class, and draws his people slaughtering the civilians and he;s like "No, we are ones doing killing" ROFL

edit- oh wait thats not the yoga class, I meant new age dancing class :o

Triple A
08-25-2004, 03:56 AM
Borat: We do uh... how you say... *starts dancing* "everybody dancing now..." yes?

Guy: Oh, that's very nice.

Buzzkill
08-25-2004, 04:00 AM
"What is best move to silence a woman?"

Buzzkill
08-25-2004, 04:05 AM
"Could it be possible to work wif da terrorists and say..yo...heres a building we's gonna dimolish anyways...do whateva you want...just dont do da other ones."

Triple A
08-25-2004, 04:09 AM
lol

Buzzkill
08-26-2004, 12:46 AM
But if she uh cheat on me, I crush her!

Buzzkill
08-26-2004, 01:11 AM
http://puremhz.com:3146/showthread.php?t=966


There is Borat on Conan if anyone is interested

Gonzo
08-26-2004, 01:13 AM
I saw Borat on Conan but I didn't find it too funny. I guess if I watched the show I would. When is it on?

Buzzkill
08-26-2004, 01:15 AM
Its only funny if you know who Borat is and what the show is like

Loose Cannon
08-27-2004, 11:59 AM
LOL. "So why do they put Gaylords on Dollar bills?"

Tornado
08-27-2004, 02:53 PM
LOL

"You can come and stay in my house in Kazhekstahn. You can use my wife, she is tight like a mans anus."

El Capitano Gatisto
08-28-2004, 12:44 AM
Any of you Americans who live Ali G's show, I don't know if you can get it or not but try to find episodes of a British show called Brass Eye. It's fucking beautiful. It's basically my exact sense of humour in the form of a TV show. You should all try to see it. There are 6 or 7 episodes, an hour long each.

Try to see The Office, too. It won some awards over there, I think, but I don't know if it's been widely seen. It's wonderful.

Triple A
08-28-2004, 10:53 AM
You remind me my wife.

Your wife? *nervous laugh*

Yes, my wife from before.

Oh, hahaha, your previous wife. Hahaha.

Why you laugh? She dead.

packt up
08-28-2004, 10:57 AM
Just bought Ali G in The USAiiiiiiiii DVD :cool:

Dazz
08-29-2004, 04:03 PM
Packt Up, what are you thinking, some of us were round a mates house yesterday, watched it like the whole way through, I laughed twice, its fucking shit. The English version was much funnier.

Buzzkill
08-30-2004, 01:28 AM
WTF are you talking about its great.

Triple A
08-30-2004, 01:30 AM
English TV is way funnier than American TV, don't you know that?

Buzzkill
08-30-2004, 01:31 AM
Sry forgot

Loose Cannon
08-30-2004, 02:26 PM
I just bought Season 1 on DVD. I didn't see any of it, so I can't wait. Saw an episode last night from Season 2 I haven't seen neither.

LMAO when Borat shows those two dudes pictures of him and his sister. And at first the pictures are casual photos and then it's like them having sex. lol.

Triple A
08-30-2004, 02:30 PM
The first season is HOT STUFF.

deathtrap
08-31-2004, 04:29 AM
I just bought Season 1 on DVD. I didn't see any of it, so I can't wait. Saw an episode last night from Season 2 I haven't seen neither.

LMAO when Borat shows those two dudes pictures of him and his sister. And at first the pictures are casual photos and then it's like them having sex. lol.

Was that at the wine tasting?

Loose Cannon
08-31-2004, 09:31 AM
Yeah.