Raw July 26, 2004

[Joe Kerr]

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60-MINUTE IRON MAN MATCH
July 26, 200460-MINUTE IRON MAN MATCH

While the fans in Washington were treated to a highly competitive Intercontinental Championship defense last week, those live in Pittsburgh this week will witness the biggest RAW contest of the year.


In a 60-minute Iron Man Match that begins promptly at the top of the hour, Chris Benoit will defend the World Heavyweight Championship against Triple H. Whoever scores the most decisions in the allotted time will walk out with the title. But one question remains: Can the Crippler even walk after the vicious beating taken at the hands (and feet) of Batista? Find out on RAW on Spike TV at 9/8 CT.



60 minutes of HHH and Benoit, Whats the chances of the 60 minutes not being crap? Im thinking Eugene is going to have a play as well as Edge after a Evolution interference.

[Innovator]

I think it's funny how they always show pictures of HHH when he was jacked, never after he let himself go

[AareDub]

I think it's funny how they always show pictures of HHH when he was jacked, never after he let himself go

:lol:

[Azriel]

Oh yeah, i bet this Iron Man match will have a cast of many players interfering. I really hope this isn't crap

[Lara Emily]

Whooo Dead Like Me Season 2 begins tonight at 9 ^_^

[Loose Cannon]

CHECK OUT THE NEW PREVIEW :naughty:

[.44 Magdalene]

I said it once, I'll say it again. This RAW is going to ruin my Christmas.

[Corkscrewed]

Joey, the way Torrie grabs her breasts in that .gif makes them look like two connected weighted balls or something.

Anyway, Benoit better retain, or else there will be burning.

[Lara Emily]

I'll be watching it at midnight since Dead Like Me is on at 9.

[Loose Cannon]

lol. Joey, I was going to put it back. Hold on

[Joe Kerr]

lol. Joey, I was going to put it back. Hold on


lol
I left yours there I wasnt sure if you were going to put the actual preveiw back or not.

[Lara Emily]

Wow they finally call him the Crippler again.

[Azriel]

Ok, what'd I miss? :lol:

[Joe Kerr]

Ok, what'd I miss? :lol:


LC declared HHH the winner

[Azriel]

:lol: Should've known

[Innovator]

Wow they finally call him the Crippler again.
maybe he'll do us all a favor and remember that he is the Crippler...

[Mayo]

They are only calling him the Crippler so that he looks tough and dangerous again, thus making HHH's impending victory look even more important :roll:

[ilt_undertaker]

Whooo Dead Like Me Season 2 begins tonight at 9 ^_^
Didnt it start yesterday?

[AareDub]

Well there's one of the twins gone from the competition :D

[Azriel]

Whats the appeal of Tracie? Personally, she does nothing for me. Hopefully, she gets eliminated next week.

[Sepholio]

OH PLZ LET ME SEDUCE THE KING -_-'

I hope it's not The King, that would just ruin my mood :/

[Azriel]

Here we go!

[Mayo]

Fuck, TSN in Canada has some stupid tennis shit on, so it will join the broadcast when tennis is over :foc:

[Azriel]

Uhh?

[Xero]

WTF is this!?

[AareDub]

What's all this now?

[CosaNostra]

WTFFFFFF

I am trying to watch RAW as is shown according to my TV Guide. But TENNIS is playing instead. WTFFFFFFFFF

RAHHHHHHHHRRRRRRR asdfjhklashdaf!!!!!!!!!! :rant: :wtf: :mad:

FUCKING TSN!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU!

[Xero]

Musical Chairs version 2!? OH NO, IT COULDNT BE!

[Azriel]

Battle Royal for number one contender at SS?

[Stickman]

fucken TSN and tennis. Seriously, who in Canada tunes into TSN monday at 6 for anything other than Raw?

[Xero]

Battle Royal for number one contender at SS?
Gotta be...

[Joe Kerr]

Orton wins gets a title shot.

[Azriel]

*BOWS DOWN*

[V]

FUCK YOU TSN

[Xero]

I wonder if they will end the show with the Iron Man Match like they should now?

[V]

lol the guy on tsn just said "i'm so surprised at the length of the balls"
tee hee

[AareDub]

I'm liking this :)

[ilt_undertaker]

WTF is Regal wearing?

[Xero]

WTF is Regal wearing?
Gayest... Singlet... Ever...

[Volchok]

Rodney Mack is back...

[CosaNostra]

Yeah fuck off with the game ending Deuce guys. REALLY! :mad:

[Loose Cannon]

OMG, ORTON REALLY IS GETTING THE SHOT

**MARKS THE FK OUT.

[Joe Kerr]

LOL Regals tights

[Xero]

Is that Rodney Mack? Who's the bald guy?

[ilt_undertaker]

Gayest... Singlet... Ever...
:lol:

[FearedSanctity]

RANDY RANDY RANDY

[Joe Kerr]

Is it going to come down to evolution and Edge?

[Xero]

I rushed in my room to get the beginning of the Iron Man Match... And what do I get to OPEN Raw? The Diva Search... I knew something was wrong when that kicked off the show :nono:

[Volchok]

well Orton/ Benoit at SummerSlam most likely... and to think if HHH faces Eugene it will probily be the main event, and Orton/ Benoit will play second fiddle..

[Volchok]

i just pray WWE dont fuck this up...

[Xero]

OMG, if Eugene/Trips gets main event of the second biggest PPV of the year, that is FUCKED UP...

Sad thing is, theres a good chance it will be :nono:

[ilt_undertaker]

I rushed in my room to get the beginning of the Iron Man Match... And what do I get to OPEN Raw? The Diva Search... I knew something was wrong when that kicked off the show :nono:
They should have just emlinated 9 girls or somethin

But atleast I got to see the Coach :cool:

[Xero]

Mee-iz-att Hardy is Gizone! :shifty:

[Sepholio]

Orton owns you all!

:y: :y: :y:

[Xero]

Maven and Steven Richards are/were in this :wtf:

[Xero]

LMAO! Batista has the Hogan orange tan...

[Sepholio]

I just thought about it, who cares if HHH is in the main event at Summer Slam....he won't be going for a title, and that's a good thing! :y: :D :y:

[mrslackalack]

I predict tonight will be the first crack on the ice for the downfall of Evolution

[Mr. JL]

F'N TSN has Tennis on instead of WWE RAW!!!!!!!!!1

[Joe Kerr]

WTF!!!!!!!!!!! Did Edge get thrown or not Bastards

[Xero]

TWO Commercials!? That's a bit too much if you ask me for one match... (Not counting Iron Man matches and main events)

[Loose Cannon]

ORTON ORTON ORTON

[Sepholio]

Hopefully the tennis will end soon for you guys, I feel for you!

[FearedSanctity]

Hopefully we can get the commercial breaks out of the way now

[Volchok]

wait... JR said the Iron Man Match is next... its only 9:21 and the match will probily end at like 9:30, unless it last's until 10..?

[Xero]

LOL! Kane went for a pin it looked like...

[Xero]

wait... JR said the Iron Man Match is next... its only 9:21 and the match will probily end at like 9:30, unless it last's until 10..?
Most likely they'll have one other match after the Iron Man match, or throw in the angles/promos for tonight...

[CosaNostra]

EMAIL MESSAGE TO TSN -

Imagine my excitement when I planned to watch RAW (as I don't get to watch it as often as I'd like) only to find that you have Tennis pre-empting RAW. Its not as if Tennis is going to play this tournament all week or anything. Or that RAW plays every day. This is not the first time that the TV Guide tells me to expect something and you decide to do otherwise. You guys are really starting to piss people off with this crap. When are you going to get it together?

[mrslackalack]

I feel bad for canada for 2 reasons

1. u all still get PE by a tennis match back like we did at USA
2. non us citzens have to get their drivers lic every 2 months

but then again canada has Bret Hart the flames and free healthcare.

[Xero]

Kiz-Ane is giz-on! :shifty:

[Xero]

SHIT! He ALMOST fell...

[Xero]

HOLY SHIT! EITHER WAY HUGE TITLE MATCH AT SS!

[Joe Kerr]

Come on Jericho

[AareDub]

Jericho and Orton left for number 2 contender?

WWE must be thinking "this will shut them up for a while."

[Innovator]

JERICHO!!!! CMON!

[RGWhat316]

Just joining the thread, finally got a Monday off and this is a cool way to start off RAW.

[mrslackalack]

U have to give Orton and Batista Props they have good showings in battle royals.

[Xero]

God DAMN what an ending!

[RGWhat316]

The RKO didnt do it!!!!!!!

[Innovator]

WOOOOOOOOO!

[Volchok]

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FearedSanctity]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[Vazz]

Damn... oh well Randy deserves a title shot also.

[Sepholio]

OMFG ORTON AND JERICHO ARE THE GREATEST!

[The One]

RANDY FUCKING ORTON!!!!!!!!!!!

[Joe Kerr]

F'n Orton


Ah well at least Evolution split Begins

[Xero]

**Gets LC towel**

:shifty:

[Volchok]

ALL FUCKIN HAIL THE MAN ORTON!!!!!!!!! HE IS THE FUCKING KING OF WWE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RGWhat316]

Damn, Orton is number 1 contender. I wonder if LC likes that?

[AareDub]

Damn, that finish was awesome.

[ilt_undertaker]

The Coach :love:

[Sepholio]

Damn, Orton is number 1 contender. I wonder if LC likes that?

If he doesn't, I guaran-damn-tee I'll like it for him!

[Volchok]

7/26 begins a new era in the WWE.... i have never marked out that much in my life.. the end of that was the best finish to any #1 contender match....

[Loose Cannon]

WAIT FOR IT, WAIT FOR IT, WAIT FOR IT

[Xero]

Damn, that finish was awesome.
One of the most exciting Ive seen in a while... I really got into it... I was cheering for both...

LMAO@Commercial... 'Tis only a flesh wound!

[The One]

PLEASE WWE...Don't fuck this up! Let Orton go to SummerSlam, battle Benoit for the title, Benoit retain, and have Orton start his 2 years quest!

....it begins. :shifty:

[RGWhat316]

LOL, havent seen that SS commercial until just now.

[AareDub]

:lol: @ the Booker T Summerslam commercial

[mrslackalack]

In retrospect now i wished Orton hadnt lost his I-C title to Edge at Vengance.
They could have had Benoit vs Orton Title for Title Orton wins and has both Belts and have a choice

1. Continue his Long I-C title reign and give Triple H the world title
2. Keep the belt for himself

On the next weeks Raw Orton says hes vacating the I-C title and keeps the world title and ticking off Triple H starting the end for evolution.

[Loose Cannon]

RANDY ORTON = MR. MAIN EVENT
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Joe Kerr]

So what of Jericho :'(


Maybe The IC title now

[RGWhat316]

Any guesses on who the girls will have to seduce?

[Xero]

Iron Man up next... Unless they go with 10 more Diva segments...

I swear... If they show the Diva search during the match, I will be EXTREMELY pissed...

[Loose Cannon]

Jerich/Edge IC Title feud. Edge turns heel

[mrslackalack]

Orton becomes the first Man to be in the Main Event at SS for back to back years since the Rock in 2000 and 2001 and 2002.

[Azriel]

That was one sweet battle royal. Yeah Orton!!!

[RGWhat316]

Orton becomes the first Man to be in the Main Event at SS for back to back years since the Rock in 2000 and 2001 and 2002.
Yeah, you're right. I forgot he was in the elimination chamber last year.

[Azriel]

Are the divas seducing the Goobeldy Gooker? :lol:

[Sepholio]

Why all of a sudden to I expect the ultimate swerve, and we have HHH win the cage match to defend at SS against Orton, who beats HHH. Then the next night on RAW, it's a rematch between the two and HBK comes back and helps HHH win the title back... :shifty:

[Xero]

LMMFAO!

[ilt_undertaker]

Alcohol time

[rob11]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

[Sepholio]

That....is one disturbing scene.

[FearedSanctity]

LOL

[Joe Kerr]

Kamala :wtf:

[RGWhat316]

LOL, but this is really a waste of time.

[AareDub]

KAMALA!!

[Azriel]

Funny. :lol: I don't remember Kamala acting like a retard.

[mrslackalack]

Edge is stealing a page out of Alex Wrights heel run cheating and pointing to his head saying he is smart, next instead of poses, he will prolly start dancing.

[Xero]

LMAO! I admit, I hate the Diva's search, but this is just too good...

He could be Eugene's special friend! :lol:

[KingofOldSchool]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Kamala.

[Azriel]

Why do I get the feeling they're giving Carmella a different guy?

[Sepholio]

ROFL SHE MADE FUN OF HIM!

[Azriel]

Did they expect this? :lol:

[Sepholio]

HER-KA-LEES HER-KA-LEES HER-KA-LEES

[Xero]

LMAO... He's horny... You can tell this wasnt staged...

[RGWhat316]

Carmella couldn't do it!

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL

This is unscripted.

HI-larious!

[Nowhere Man]

Good God, this is taking FOREVER!!! Just gimme my damn Iron Man match so I can pretend that Chris Benoit is going to win.

[6to1]

well this diva segment sucks ass

[Azriel]

Stupid waste of time though

[Xero]

WTF!? LMAO@NIPPLE TWEAK!

LMAO!

[Loose Cannon]

someone shove fk'n bamboo shoots up my finger nails please

[mrslackalack]

I remember on one of the early RAWS Kamala had the I-C title won from HBK but he had him covered the wrong way!!!!!!!!!! LOL

[KingofOldSchool]

Amy is pritty hot.

[Vazz]

:|

[Loose Cannon]

terrible

[I-Hate-You]

Kamala > The Democratic Convention

[TheYoungDominant]

what is the point of this?

[Sepholio]

I'm gonna rock your world, OOGA BOOGA BOOGA :rofl:

[KingofOldSchool]

Amy is hotter than that Carmella chick.

[FearedSanctity]

OK, that was good, but got old fast

[Xero]

I want the Iron Man Match (Looks like it wont be until ATLEAST next commercial), but I found that very funn...

I just heard more Divas next... GOD DAMN IT!

[Azriel]

thank God this was over, and stop with the casual wear then bikini crap.

[6to1]

i wonder how much they paid kamala for that crap

[RGWhat316]

I think Maria is pretty damn hot as well.

[Sepholio]

Another diva sequence after this -_-

[Azriel]

taker looked pretty old school menacing last Thursday.

[Joe Kerr]

Kurt Angle....Your Fired!

[mrslackalack]

I am shocked Vince dont write a storyline saying this is the same Maria that the Rock banged when he was 14.

[Azriel]

Smart move though by the WWE, having something unsuspected the first hour instead of the Iron Man match, and still keeping the fan's attention.

[Xero]

Well, I wanted the main event to be the Iron Man Match, but I didnt want it LIKE THIS! WWE is just trying to get cheap ratings... I bet a shit load of people who were looking forward to the match just changed channels until later...

[Mayo]

http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=17541

Damn TSN!

[Vazz]

Amy is hotter than that Carmella chick.

*agrees*

[KingofOldSchool]

WOOOOOOO!

[Azriel]

Its either Amy, Carmella, Joy, or Christy.

[ilt_undertaker]

He shoulda been punchin those bitches in the face :mad:

[Sepholio]

*agrees*

*agrees too*

Even tho I think carmella has got this in the bag :/

[Azriel]

Well, it seems like the competitions for the most part are unscripted, so who knows.

[Joe Kerr]

*agrees too*

Even tho I think carmella has got this in the bag :/


Indeed

[RGWhat316]

WooHoo, SD in Detroit Aug 10, already ordered my tickets!

[AareDub]

Its either Amy, Carmella, <s>Joy</s>, or Christy.

:y: I kinda think they'll give it to Christy. She seems like the type they are really looking for. I still don't believe for a second the fans have any say in it.

[Azriel]

Chris Benoit DVD!

[Azriel]

Tomorrow!

[Xero]

"Up Next"... After these boring segments...

[Joe Kerr]

Chris Benoit DVD!


They should put a lot of his ECW and WCW matches on there

[Sepholio]

It's too obvious to me. All these other girls act all excited to be there, and Carmella is like 'meh'. I think this whole thing is just a gimmick to get Carmella in WWE as a payback to Playboy for all their 'favors' to WWE.

[Azriel]

Almost thought that was Victoria.

[RGWhat316]

And the Convention comes to RAW.........

[Xero]

FOLEY... ON WWE TV!

[Azriel]

Well then Seph, why not Candice or Karen? They've both been in Playboy.

[KingofOldSchool]

They should put a lot of his ECW and WCW matches on there

Once again you're weeks behind on the news Radd-ster.

[6to1]

am i on cspan now get back to wresling

[Loose Cannon]

hmmmm, what's important to me?

[FearedSanctity]

Goddamnit! Enough Diva shit already

[Azriel]

how about lingerie next time?

[Sepholio]

Well then Seph, why not Candice or Karen? They've both been in Playboy.

Carmella was playmate of the year, and they act excited, Carmella acts like she already knows the deal.

[Loose Cannon]

How about Orton winning the World Title

[Loose Cannon]

not at summerslam though

[Azriel]

be right back.

[I-Hate-You]

Hmmm, I actually like Michelle better now.

[RGWhat316]

Now this is turning into a freaking telethon. "Please call, we would really like your input".

[ilt_undertaker]

The Coach :love:

[Volchok]

Carmella's personality is too dry.. shes not like out going like the other ones.. but she is hot..

[KingofOldSchool]

Wait a minute...Carmella isn't that attractive. :-\

[AareDub]

Carmella was playmate of the year, and they act excited, Carmella acts like she already knows the deal.

Karen was runner up for Playmate of the Decade :D She was also an XFL Cheerleader. I still wonder why she didn't even make it to the final 10.

[RGWhat316]

Orton acting a little face-ish?

[Azriel]

Split time!

[6to1]

i like the red head she looks wild

[Xero]

FINALLY! I have a good feeling that it's next... Since it's the top of the hour...

[Azriel]

Wow, looks like if the split happens, HHH might stay heel.

[Azriel]

and the rest of Evolution faces? Hmm.

[Joe Kerr]

Once again you're weeks behind on the news Radd-ster.


You are not permitted to use the RADD word, Your simply not RADD-ical enough.

[FearedSanctity]

I don't think it's a matter of IF the split happens anymore...

[Azriel]

I voted fr Carmella again by the way.

[Sepholio]

The only thing that would make this match better would be if it was an Iron Man in a Steel Cage :drool:

[Azriel]

that would be something.

[Xero]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[RGWhat316]

Now it is time..........

[Azriel]

YEAH! LET'S GET IT ON!

[FearedSanctity]

FINALLY

[Xero]

"The WWE Iron Man Match"... Yeah... I know I'm watching WWE :shifty:

[Volchok]

okay...am i the only one who saw a circle on the screen with a bee fly threw?

[Azriel]

:lol:

[Xero]

Wasnt paying attention...

[Azriel]

there you go Ecko

[RGWhat316]

Last time I saw HHH in an Iron Man match was with Rock in 2000, and that was a good match. Should be the same tonight.

[Xero]

LOL@That Yellow and Red BLANK sign...

[Volchok]

okay it was a pre-mature YJ Stinger add.. they screwd up and started it then stopped it..

[ilt_undertaker]

Im startin to like HHH again. Im alittle scared :(

[Azriel]

Oh yeah, Benoit's really selling that injury :roll:

[Azriel]

So exciting.

[Xero]

Hmm... It's not Hebner... BAHGAWDSCREW...

That joke is old now :shifty:

[RGWhat316]

Did I just see a "Happy Birthday HHH" sign?

[Joe Kerr]

I voted fr Carmella again by the way.
Me to


http://www.xomeva.hpg.ig.com.br/darena/pb/th_Carmella-DeCesare.jpg


Come on look at that!

[Sepholio]

*MARKS OUT FOR SUDDEN-DEATH RULE*

:y:

[ilt_undertaker]

Oh yeah, Benoit's really selling that injury :roll:
What injury?

[Xero]

No shit the time will be decreasing as we go JR...

[Azriel]

the attack from Batista I mean.

[ilt_undertaker]

ALOT of airbrush in that picture

[Xero]

LMAO! Litterally and Figitivly going inside his head... God JR is a dumbass...

[Azriel]

Playboy always airbrush their pictures to death and beyond.

[Xero]

N/M :shifty:

[KingofOldSchool]

Me to


http://www.xomeva.hpg.ig.com.br/darena/pb/th_Carmella-DeCesare.jpg


Come on look at that!

I'm trying to avoid it thank you.

[Joe Kerr]

ALOT of airbrush in that picture


meh youd still do her :p

[Volchok]

im bored already.. is that good or bad?

[Joe Kerr]

I'm trying to avoid it thank you.


Queer

[Azriel]

Course I'd still do her. I'd do just about all those diva competitors.

[Joe Kerr]

Course I'd still do her. I'd do just about all those diva competitors.


Massive Orgy :naughty:

[RGWhat316]

LOL at JR, "This 60 minute match will last one hour"

[Azriel]

Ok, let's guess the pin count.

I'd say HHH:3 Benoit:2

[Xero]

Benoit 2 Trips 1 after sudden death...

[Azriel]

Are weapons allowed?

[KingofOldSchool]

Queer

You're acting as if that was a bad thing. ;)

[Joe Kerr]

Ok, let's guess the pin count.

I'd say HHH:3 Benoit:2


What about sudden death. Im thinking Eugene screws HHH over.

[Xero]

Are weapons allowed?
No... There are DQs, count outs, etc in this match...

[RGWhat316]

More like how many commercial breaks will they take in this match?

[Azriel]

I dont think there'll be sudden death.

[Volchok]

my god 53 minutes to go...

[KingofOldSchool]

meh youd still do her :p

Stop talking to yourself Joey_undertaker.

[Azriel]

Thanks Xero :y:

[ilt_undertaker]

meh youd still do her :p
You'd fuck almost anything :|

[Volchok]

and time travel isnt invented yet?

[Azriel]

Ok, you can shut up now JR. We get the idea

[Joe Kerr]

Stop talking to yourself Joey_undertaker.


My god did you think of that all by yourself???


Like you in a public restroom I dont go down without a fight.

[Azriel]

About the earlier battle royal, Regal's ringwear was very gay. :lol:

[Joe Kerr]

You'd fuck almost anything :|


Gotta be female

[Volchok]

hey joey, ilt_undertaker.. wasnt it not even a 2 months ago you were girlfriend and boyfriend? are your split personalities hating each other now.. conflicts over who is the better personality..?

[Azriel]

Not this again :lol: :roll:

[RGWhat316]

Benoit gets a pin