Lesnar (finally) signs with NFL team.

[Cooler Tom Schuler]

I was just watching ESPN, and on the news scroll at the bottom, it was stated that ESPN's John Clayton reports that Brock Lesnar has signed a deal with the Minnesota Vikings. I'm still trying to find more info.

[Y2Ant]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Corkscrewed]

Yay! He's not coming back!

*celebrates*

[Funky Fly]

Well, he finally gets what he wants.

[Corkscrewed]

He's gonna wonder why they didn't give him a Superbowl ring when the Vikings blow a late season lead to the Packers and drop out of the playoffs entirely.

[loopydate]

He's gonna wonder why they didn't give him a Superbowl ring when the Vikings blow a late season lead to the Packers and drop out of the playoffs entirely.
He's also gonna kill all his teammates when he sees them checking fantasy football stats.

[Mayo]

I just saw this on thescore.ca also, and its a surprise to me. This still doesn't mean that Lesnar will start, so I guess we will have to wait and see. He's going to have to work hard to make the cut, so good luck to him.

[LK]

I wasn't really that keen on him coming back. If he wasn't passionate about the business then he shouldn't be getting chances ahead of the guys that do love the business.

[The CyNick]

Big props to him. This is a pretty big accomplishment.

I'm all for people being happy and not needing Vince to make them money. Although ironically this is a great thing for the WWE.

He wasn't happy in wrestling, now he gets to do something he likes, so good for him.

I still think it would be close to a miracle for him to get a starting gig, so I still think he'll be back at some point, but obviously not anytime in the next year or so.

[Corkscrewed]

I'd mark out if, during some tackle, and manages to get the opponent on his shoulders (say because the guy tried to jump over him) and then out of instinct, gives the guy an F-5.

That'd be the funniest thing ever, though I'd settle for a spinebuster on the field. :lol:

[FourFifty]

<font color=cyan>I wonder if he knows that every NFL team has a website...

[Rob]

Big props to him. This is a pretty big accomplishment.

I'm all for people being happy and not needing Vince to make them money. Although ironically this is a great thing for the WWE.

He wasn't happy in wrestling, now he gets to do something he likes, so good for him.

I still think it would be close to a miracle for him to get a starting gig, so I still think he'll be back at some point, but obviously not anytime in the next year or so.

But whos to say he won't get a starting gig in the next couple of seasons? This is just his foot in the door. The stories are he did all the drills well but he can't even grasp basic football skills. Hell even I can throw a ball 40 yards plus and run basic game plans and that was 13 years ago!

[KingofOldSchool]

I wonder how Brock will react when he sees the QB stick his hands underneath the centers ass...

Lesnar: "HOMOS!" *F-5* *gets tossed out of the game*

[Head]

Anybody know how long the contract is for?

[Rob]

I wonder how Brock will react when he sees the QB stick his hands underneath the centers ass...

Lesnar: "HOMOS!" *F-5* *gets tossed out of the game*

Apparently he can't grasp that.

[Apprentice]

Fanball.com says that he'll probably land on the practice team due to his lack of experience. Minnesota isn't a bad team so I'm sure they wouldn't put Brock in unless it was really necessary.

[ColdwaVer]

Fu</>ck football, that sh</>it's all fake anyways. :shifty:

[Gonzo]

Fanball.com says that he'll probably land on the practice team due to his lack of experience. Minnesota isn't a bad team so I'm sure they wouldn't put Brock in unless it was really necessary.

I was going to say at best he plays on the practice squad this year, and probably the next 2 on top of that. A few years before he even cracks the depth chart.

[Funky Fly]

He's also gonna kill all his teammates when he sees them checking fantasy football stats.
:rofl:
This has me in stitches. REP!

[parkmania]

I think I saw that he's gonna be making league minimum ($230K or so).

[Nark Order]

I hope to god he has some gay teamates...

[Joe Kerr]

Im glad im not a vikings fans.

http://www.drumx.com/heraldtalk/dolphinblack.jpg
Dolphin fan all the way

[6to1]

to bad dafins lost there running back ricky is an a-hole

[The Naitch]

I don't watch football. This might make me watch just to see how he does. :y:

[Hired Hitman]

I will laugh if he starts doing wrestling moves instead of tackles :lol:

[The Naitch]

F5 on the referee

[Innovator]

Dude, I wish Brock was a Giant

Him and Shockey, just imagine the homo bashing then

it would put JBL to shame

[James Steele]

Actually, i think he will be used only for tackling drills. :lol:



Anyway, I agree with Gonzo. But how in the hell are you going to sign a guy who can't even grasp basic football concepts to a good NFL team? :wtf: :nono:

[KingofOldSchool]

I wonder how Lesnar will react to the stereotypical "intiations."

I want to see Chris Hovan put some gay porn in Lesnar's locker and see what happens.

[Mayo]

Im glad im not a vikings fans.

http://www.drumx.com/heraldtalk/dolphinblack.jpg
Dolphin fan all the way

:love:

Definite Rep for you

[KingofOldSchool]

That Dolphin represents Ricky Williams running away from Miami. :lol:

[Hired Hitman]

Oh my :$