Monday night Raw Aug 2 2004

[Joe Kerr]

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WWE.com has just learned of a major six-man tag team match that will take place on tonight's edition of Monday Night RAW. Evolution's Randy Orton, Batista and the legendary Nature Boy Ric Flair will take on World Heavyweight Champion Chris Benoit and his two teammates Chris Jericho and Intercontinental Champion Edge. This match may have major SummerSlam implications, as Randy Orton vs. Chris Benoit for the World Heavyweight Championship has already been named for the Summer spectacular. Which man will gain the early advantage coming out of this week?

Speaking of Edge, it has been learned that Chris Jericho will welcome the Intercontinental Champion to the Highlight Reel this week. Will the two RAW Superstars remain friendly after last week's Battle Royal, which saw Y2J eliminate Edge? Watch RAW to find out.

For months, Triple H tried to bring the World Heavyweight Championship back to Evolution. Last week, it seemed as though the prestigious title was just minutes from coming back to the faction. Enter Eugene. The special Superstar spoiled Triple H's plans of becoming World Heavyweight Champion by interfering at the end of the epic 60-minute Iron Man Match. Undoubtedly, The Game will be looking for Eugene this week on Monday Night RAW.


While Triple H may have been unsuccessful in bring the gold back to Evolution, it appears as though somebody else will be picking up where he left off. Last week, Randy Orton won a grueling Battle Royal to earn the right to face the World Heavyweight Champion at SummerSlam. With just weeks before the August pay-per-view, will Evolution and Orton have something planned to ensure the title comes to them this time? Tune in to Monday Night RAW this week at 9/8 CT on Spike TV.

All this, plus another hottie from the $250,000 RAW Diva Search will be sent home, this week on Monday Night RAW.

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[The Naitch]

Edge vs Jericho at Summerslam?

[Loose Cannon]

Woah, sweet match

STICKY

[Mayo]

Get the ugly bitch Tracy off the Diva Search.

Jericho vs. Edge is highly rumoured, and they will most likely do something where Edge accidentally hits Jericho (or vice versa) and makes them lose.

[The Naitch]

post your pic, Mayo

[Azriel]

I agree, Tracie needs to go STAT.

Anyway, let's hope this weeks RAW is as good as last weeks.

[KingofOldSchool]

I predicted it last week...

Edge vs. Jericho vs. Batista at Summerslam for the IC Title.

[Azriel]

Ehh, I'm not sure about Batista being involved in the IC match. I think him and Kane should have a match at Summerslam

[Innovator]

Ehh, I'm not sure about Batista being involved in the IC match. I think him and Kane should have a match at Summerslam
that'd be a good match, hopefully it can be one of the old irresistable force vs. immovable object matches.

[KingofOldSchool]

Errrr Batista still has beef with Jericho, he prolly still has beef with Edge for how he was beatena few weeks back.

Now that Edge has a problem with Jericho, it is only natural.

Not to mention the fact that HBK might be back in time to face Kane at Summerslam.

[Azriel]

If HBK were to face Kane at SS, he would probably return tonight then.

[Volchok]

maybe tonight the break up of Evolution will start... since HHH lost last week and Orton is the one with the World Title shot not him... hopefully if they do they do it right so they dont screw it up.

[KingofOldSchool]

Or next week and just have a typical WWE shotgun PPV match. :-\

[Bazooka]

Wow... I haven't seen RAW in 3 weeks because I've been busy but I suppose i'll watch it tonight.

And it better be good :mad:

[Azriel]

I was actually suprised one of the twins got eliminated last week. I would think the Man Show fans would save her.

[Joe Kerr]

I would love to see edge turn Heel at summerslam screwing over Benoit

[Azriel]

I see HHH screwing Orton if they let Benoit keep the title, and I think Edge screwing Benoit is a definite possibility.

[Azriel]

add at the end, if Orton wins

[Azriel]

recap of the Iron Man match

[Azriel]

Here we go. It's RAW baby!

[Xero]

LMAO! Triple H can override the opening!

[Joe Kerr]

wow kingofoldschool replied in one of my threads without crying like a 5 year old girl with a skin knee. congratulations.

[Azriel]

:lol: HHH stopping the credits

[Mayo]

:lol: @ Xero

[Xero]

"I fought my soul out"... "And I got beaten up by a retard..."

[Azriel]

Damn, HHH is gonna explode :lol:

[Xero]

They always avoid the word "Retard"... That would be the ultimate insult... It'd get TONS of heat... (And negitive PR)

[The Naitch]

I want a play by play of Raw please...

[Mayo]

The Man's Man! :D

[Joe Kerr]

HHH practicing Eugenes name?

[Thriller]

Regal is great

[Mayo]

I want a play by play of Raw please...
Why can't you watch?

[Azriel]

It's Regal.

[Xero]

I want a play by play of Raw please...
I'll sum it up... Triple H spazes... Ric Flair spazes... Eugene spazes... End show...

[Azriel]

Wow, Regal going old school. I never knew that.

[Thriller]

whoa bringing up the past that pretty sweet

[Mayo]

Holy shit Regal is pale. He should have a gimmick as a vampire, and he wouldn't even need makeup.

[The Naitch]

I'll sum it up... Triple H spazes... Ric Flair spazes... Eugene spazes... End show...

shut the fuck up

[Azriel]

Regal challenges HHH

[The Naitch]

thank you Azarael

[Loose Cannon]

Woah, Regal is the Man. That Shit was Awesome. :y: :y: :y: :y: :y:

[Innovator]

they mentioned WCW, holy shit

[Loose Cannon]

Yeah, that was great. I even forgot about that.

[Savio]

Regal what? What is this WCW he talks about?

[Kane Knight]

:love: Regal.

[Xero]

\I wasnt paying attention (I dont pay attention to Triple H promos usually)... What was said about WCW?

[The Naitch]

what did Regal say?

[Azriel]

I love it when Regal calls people sunshine. I just hope REgal doesn't wear that gay attire he wore last week.

[Coco Cow]

piss break

[Azriel]

Wow, Joy is busting out all over.

[Mayo]

Joy has an awesome rack :drool:

[Azriel]

Eh, Camille was an okay choice.

[Xero]

Oh Jesus why!?

[Azriel]

to be eliminated I mean

[Innovator]

Carmella survives yet again!!!!!!

[Joe Kerr]

Carmella shall stay till the end

[Loose Cannon]

Basically Regal mentioned the fact that HHH and Regal used to be a tag team in WCW similar to the Blue Bloods. Actually, they may have been called the Blue Bloods. I'll check on that. Hold up.

[Azriel]

Well, thats pretty obvious

[Mayo]

Get Tracie off :mad:

[Innovator]

Team Extreme!

[Innovator]

E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub!

[Azriel]

non title match beween La Resistance and Rhyno/Tajiri

[Xero]

Basically Regal mentioned the fact that HHH and Regal used to be a tag team in WCW similar to the Blue Bloods. Actually, they may have been called the Blue Bloods. I'll check on that. Hold up.
Thanks :p

[The Naitch]

The bubbly red head and Carmella should be the finalists. And the red head would be the perfect Katie Vick :shifty:

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I love how Carmella never does anything in the diva search segments because she knows that she's gonna win.</font>

[Xero]

non title match beween La Resistance and Rhyno/Tajiri
Again Non-title... :nono:

[KingofOldSchool]

wow kingofoldschool replied in one of my threads without crying like a 5 year old girl with a skin knee. congratulations.

LOL

This is coming from someone who neg. repped me like 500 times. :|

[Thriller]

<font color=goldenrod>I love how Carmella never does anything in the diva search segments because she knows that she's gonna win.</font>
either that or she just doesnt give a shit

[Xero]

They changed his name to "Robire"?

[Azriel]

Well, hopefully this will set up a title match at SS

[Azriel]

its the French pronunciation of Robert Xero

[Xero]

LOL@The guy in the purple WCW shirt in the front row...

[Innovator]

YES! GO TEAM EXTREME!

[Xero]

its the French pronunciation of Robert Xero
But he's not French :-\

[mrslackalack]

Basically Regal mentioned the fact that HHH and Regal used to be a tag team in WCW similar to the Blue Bloods. Actually, they may have been called the Blue Bloods. I'll check on that. Hold up.


Yep that was the plan, but HHH instead went to the WWF, while WCW got Dave Taylor and Bobby Eaton to do the Blue Bloods with Regal.

[The Naitch]

French canadian

[Xero]

What in the blue fuck what that?

[Joe Kerr]

LOL

This is coming from someone who neg. repped me like 500 times. :|


Have another....done bitching yet?

[Xero]

As far as I know, he's not Canadian, French, OR French Canadian... Storyline wise anyway...

[Savio]

What in the blue fuck what that?
A shoe giving birth

[Azriel]

Rhyno and Tajiri had a quick victory

[Azriel]

***BOWS DOWN***

[Loose Cannon]

WORLD CHAMP IN THE HOUSE

[I-Hate-You]

Well, fasten your seatbelts. Regal is going to job tonight.

Anyway, how is spitting in Harley Race's face killing him?

[Azriel]

Well, Orton disrespected him.

[AareDub]

Raw needs to be really good tonight or I'm gonna start playing Doom 3 again :mad:

[AareDub]

.... and there's Lita

*clicks Doom icon*

[6to1]

whoa bringing up the past that pretty sweet
talking about the good ole days of the wcw

[mrslackalack]

As far as I know, he's not Canadian, French, OR French Canadian... Storyline wise anyway...


I believe Conways from Pittsburgh.

[Azriel]

Stacy in a match?! Ugh.

[Thriller]

Did Stacy say she was in a match?

[Azriel]

'Fraid so.

[Thriller]

Even Matt can't stand to here her talk.
5 bucks says he slept with Stacy

[Mayo]

Get to see her legs and possibly ass, at least :-\

[Joe Kerr]

Get your damn surgery Matt so you can wrestle not just do promos!

[Xero]

What does YJStinger taste like anyway?

[Loose Cannon]

LOL, was anybody else waiting for Kane to pop his head out of that locker and go LLIIIIIIIIIIITTTTAAAAAAAAAAA. MMMMMAAAAAATT

[Azriel]

:lol: Yeah, it was like he was telling her to shut up there.

[Azriel]

LOL, was anybody else waiting for Kane to pop his head out of that locker and go LLIIIIIIIIIIITTTTAAAAAAAAAAA. MMMMMAAAAAATT
No, not really, but thanks for asking :lol:

[Joe Kerr]

What does YJStinger taste like anyway?


Drink or pill?

[Azriel]

mixed tag?

[The Naitch]

LOL, was anybody else waiting for Kane to pop his head out of that locker and go LLIIIIIIIIIIITTTTAAAAAAAAAAA. MMMMMAAAAAATT

^^^^ Kane saying that is probably one of the only things keeping me from watching RAW. Glad he didn't say it tonight, because I'm not watching RAW right now, and if I were to miss another LIIIIIITTTAAAA or MAAAATTTTTTTT, I would be pissed!

[Xero]

The drink.

[Thriller]

Stacy vs Tomko

[Azriel]

oh, she's just accompaning Rosey.

[Savio]

Go ahead some one say it.

[Thriller]

Bah Gawd its T.W.A.T and S.H.I.T

[Xero]

STAY IN THE BACK!

[Azriel]

Say what? The S.HI.T. is about to hit the fan? :lol:

[Mayo]

Bah Gawd its T.W.A.T and S.H.I.T
Stealing from one of my captions, eh? :rant:

[Azriel]

Oh, that. :lol:

[Thriller]

Stealing from one of my captions, eh? :rant:
sorry that was just classic lol

[Azriel]

Umm,wow. :drool: I love Stacy

[Loose Cannon]

Rosey reminds me of Sinbad

[Mayo]

That was a nice legdrop by Rosey.

And beautiful cartwheel from Stacy :p

[Thriller]

best cartwheel ever :drool:

[Loose Cannon]

Oh man Trish just took off her top and flashed the TV. HOTTT

[Azriel]

Stacy should've mooned Tyson to try to distract him.

[Thriller]

Is Tomko the Test replacement?First Trish as the manger and now the vicious Big Boot

[Joe Kerr]

Oh man Trish just took off her top and flashed the TV. HOTTT


Puppies!!

[Azriel]

LC, what the hell you smoking? :lol:

[Savio]

Rosey reminds me of Sinbad
He reminds me of soda.

[Azriel]

Highlight Reel next. Should be very good

[Loose Cannon]

LOL, Lex Lugar on Raw WTF?

[Xero]

He reminds me of soda.
RC Cola to me :shifty:

[Xero]

LOL, Lex Lugar on Raw WTF?
OMG! AND ANDRE THE GIANT JUST HEADBUTTED HIM!

[Shadow]

I don't know what he's smoking but I'd like some of it. Highlight Reel! Pretty Colors!

[Azriel]

Soda? How so?

[Loose Cannon]

^^Yeah, you killed it.

[Loose Cannon]

that was to Xero

[Shadow]

Does anyone really know Edge? Well...maybe his wife does.

[Xero]

:shifty:

[Mayo]

LOL, barely any pop for Edge.

Heel turn? :roll:

[Loose Cannon]

Edge looks pretty cool in all black.

[mrslackalack]

LOL, Lex Lugar on Raw WTF?


Maybe to increase the ratings Vince is gonna take the Lex Express down a cliff.

LOL

[Thriller]

Anyone see an E&C reunion at SS?

[Shadow]

Wow...who called the Triple Threat Match at Summerslam?

[Azriel]

Okay, they were right. Triple threat match.

[Loose Cannon]

Yeah, I almost positive E & C will reunite soon

[mrslackalack]

Anyone see an E&C reunion at SS?


With Orton or HHH most likely turning face I act do see a E and C reunion at SS.

[Shadow]

I hope not. E&C needs to stay dead.

[KingofOldSchool]

I predicted it last week...

Edge vs. Jericho vs. Batista at Summerslam for the IC Title.

Damn I rule. :cool:

[Loose Cannon]

CyNick predicted that like two weeks ago. Well actually the Observer did.

[Shadow]

Hey...instead of an Edge heel turn...how about a Jericho heel turn?

[Savio]

JR masturbating

[Thriller]

I think that comment clinched the reunion

[KingofOldSchool]

Hey...instead of an Edge heel turn...how about a Jericho heel turn?

No.

[Azriel]

E&C reunion would rule.

[mrslackalack]

Hey...instead of an Edge heel turn...how about a Jericho heel turn?


I think Jericho needs to stay face for about a year more.

[Thriller]

Hey...instead of an Edge heel turn...how about a Jericho heel turn?Its been done

[Loose Cannon]

JR masterbates when Batista hits that powerbomb

He's always like "Oh goddddd"

[6to1]

Hey...instead of an Edge heel turn...how about a Jericho heel turn?
yea thats what we need

[Thriller]

CUE Benoit

[Azriel]

where's Benoit?

[mrslackalack]

JR masterbates when Batista hits that powerbomb

He's always like "Oh goddddd"

Oh everytime Spike Dudley got put through a table.

[Azriel]

that was pretty intense.

[KingofOldSchool]

CyNick predicted that like two weeks ago. Well actually the Observer did.

I don't read the Observer, nor do I listen to Cynick.

[Loose Cannon]

Woah, Double Heel Turn Maybe? Jericho, Edge Christian Stable

[KingofOldSchool]

Woah, Double Heel Turn Maybe? Jericho, Edge Christian Stable

No.

[Savio]

As soon edge said Trish JR moaned ooooooooohhhh. :lol:

[Xero]

where's Benoit?
I predict he gets one warming up segment and the match and thats it...

[Loose Cannon]

Actually, Edge is suppossed to cost Benoit the Title at Summerslam.

[Azriel]

No. Edge will turn heel, reunite with Christian, go for tag titles.

[Loose Cannon]

Nah, They won't go back to tag. There shouldn't go backwards. Unless they join with someone like Jericho who becomes the leader. You see

[Azriel]

well, maybe Edge would still have the IC title

[Thriller]

Raw is in desperate need of teams E&C would be perfect.

[mrslackalack]

I just hope we will see more 5 Second Poses.

[Loose Cannon]

Christian was doing great on his own though. Arguably #2 heel on Raw when he left. So, I wouldn't put him back in tag again.

[Azriel]

The tag division on RAW is seriously hurting LC. Having Edge/Christian reunite would not only help the tag division, but bringing a popular tag team back together would help ratings.

[Innovator]

Edge is now a solid upper-midcarder, it would give Christian a good rub and push him over that obstacle that is mid card hell

[Loose Cannon]

I like Regal's attire

[Splaya]

Hi boys I'm back for at least one RAW.



There's a new Anaconda movie :eek:


This match oughta be sweet :shifty:

[mrslackalack]

E and C should wrestle singles matches, but they should tag, but like only in Main Event matches like against Jericho and Benoit.

[Thriller]

Regal is fighting for every wrestlig fan in the world.

[Joe Kerr]

I like Regal's attire


Its not gay


Its British :shifty:

[Azriel]

I sure hope you're being sarcastic LC

[Savio]

Christian was doing great on his own though. Arguably #2 heel on Raw when he left. So, I wouldn't put him back in tag again.
I know It won't be that great of an idea so you'll know it'll happen. Mordecai was a great Idea and now its in the trash.

[mrslackalack]

I just don't hope that Regal turns on Eugene at SS.

[Innovator]

great, HHH has the power of the punch now

[The Naitch]

lol I remember all those posters who were jizzing all over Mordecai when he first debuted.

[Innovator]

ol faithful!

[Splaya]

Sledgehammer!!!

[Azriel]

Well, so much for that match. Tag match next week?

[Innovator]

GO SMASHY!

[KingofOldSchool]

Holy shit.

[Innovator]

and Regal is dead...

[Azriel]

Its the crimson mask. HHH is like a shark.

[Thriller]

Anyone else wanna see Regal vs Hunter at SS

[mrslackalack]

lol I remember all those posters who were jizzing all over Mordecai when he first debuted.


Next time we will see Mordecai again is during Smackdowns 10 year anv on Things that looked good on paper. lol

[KingofOldSchool]

Any more blood and we could probably go swimming in it. :lol:

[Joe Kerr]

is bishoff doing another taping of his gambling show?

[Mayo]

Damn, this would actually make a good feud. It will be Eugene/HHH instead.

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL damnit to hell!

[Innovator]

is Steph holding out on Trips, he looks rather enraged, even for himself

[Azriel]

HHH just went into Hulk mode :lol:

[mrslackalack]

Damn, this would actually make a good feud. It will be Eugene/HHH instead.

I do hope they continue this after SS.

[Splaya]

That bladejob was Shawn Michaels like.


It's amazing how Regal was like dead, and then HHH's lowblow (knee to balls) awoke him.


HHH tossing over the stretcher reminded me of Mysterio/Big Show.

[Azriel]

well here's Eric.

[Splaya]

Shit the 30 minute filler is on. Let's talk about SummerSlam predictions

[Azriel]

figures its prerecorded

[Mayo]

Amy is pretty hot too :drool:

[Innovator]

oh i remember you Carmella

[Innovator]

THEY CUT HER OFF!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU WWE!

[Azriel]

Ugh. Shes flat as hell.

[Mayo]

Christy would be pretty hott in bed :p

Michelle is pretty boring.

[Azriel]

notice Tracie was the only Diva that wore something different?

[Mayo]

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITA

[ilt_undertaker]

Yea Kane!

[Splaya]

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTA

[Azriel]

Oh yeah, another Matt/Kane rematch :roll:

[V]

lol bride on a poll match

[Splaya]

hERE COMES THE BRIDE!




AND HERE COMES THE DEVIL HIMSELF, KANE!



God I love this :lol:

[VJW]

Lita's acting sucks . . .

[Innovator]

Thank you Kane, wanting to end the feud at Summerslam

[Innovator]

ahahahaha, Kane BURNED Lita

[Mayo]

LMFAO!!! Kane is God!

Lita is a slut :lol:

[Splaya]

Why the fuck can't she wear white?


What's she gonna wear, red and white and a kane mask?? :???:

[Savio]

Litas acting: :n:
Kanes: so-so

[Thriller]

At least Kane won't i have to drug her in Vegas

[Azriel]

looks like they're revisiting the Steph/HHH marriage angle somewhat. Lita heel turn.

[Splaya]

Lita, how can you be so sure you don't know who the father of your baby is.


Lita with a voice like a robot: Cause Matt is half the man you are.




What shitty acting. She botched another thing. The human botchfest continues :lol:

[Savio]

Matt hardy better lose.

[Splaya]

At least Kane won't i have to drug her in Vegas


How the hell do you know.


Seriously I predict Matt wins again, but Lita turns heel and marries Kane anyways.

[Azriel]

Well, I think its pretty clear he will lose.

[Savio]

Why the fuck can't she wear white?


What's she gonna wear, red and white and a kane mask?? :???:
ummm her period?

[VJW]

I don't even like Kane too much now. His character has gotten weaker and weaker since he took off his mask in my opinion.

[Innovator]

Matt hardy better lose.
it's guaranteed, Hardy is getting surgery

[Splaya]

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE

[Innovator]

Kane's still awesome

[Innovator]

MAVEN! ITS MAVEN! *no crowd reaction*

[Azriel]

squash match time

[Splaya]

For the sake of god let Kane squash Maven, then Matt Hardy run in








Please please please

[Mayo]

You guys are idiots. Traditionally, if the bride is preggers before being married, or it is known for sure that she had sex before, then she doesn't wear white. White is a symbol of purity ;)

[locolibre]

My lita prediction is a heel turn with a tight red outfit with a top with fire on it(or something like that). Almost like she was when she first entered wwe with essa rios

[Innovator]

$20 Lita botches the vows

[Splaya]

Go Paint a wall snatch :mad:

[Azriel]

Have Lita and Matt married in real life yet?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Why the fuck can't she wear white?
Traditionally, white is meant for a virgin. Symbol of purity. Lita's a whore, thus she can't wear white.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

$20 Lita botches the vows
"I Lita... take thee Jeff... I MEAN MATT... I MEAN KANNNNNNEE!"

[Joe Kerr]

Mavens going to win OMG GO Maven---is what id be saying if I was a retard.....yeah he is dead

[Splaya]

$20 Lita botches the vows


30 says she botches coming down the rampway into the ring and falls

[Innovator]

what? til death do us part?

[The Forgotten One]

Why do I feel like an old woman whenever I watch RAW? :shifty:

[Azriel]

But Kane, Matt has talent :lol:

[Mayo]

Is that meant for me, The Playa? :love:

[Splaya]

So for those of us who are in the C-fed, are we RP'ing tonight or no?

[Azriel]

I like bride on the pole match better :lol:

[KingofOldSchool]

Carmella has a pug nose.

[Innovator]

So for those of us who are in the C-fed, are we RP'ing tonight or no?
I think King Cannon said tomorrow

[Azriel]

Go right ahead Playa. I dont think there are RP deadlines