New Title To Be Introduced

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Rumors have been circulating that WWE management is considering bringing in a Superheavyweight Championship to one of their brands. The new title, if given the green light, will reportedly be named 'The Lardcore Championship' and could add a new dimension to, not only the superheavyweight division, but also the heavyweight division, allowing many smaller superstars to step up the the big time.

If these rumors are true, then it would seem that the cruiserweight division will suffer as a consequence, possibly being demoted to Velocity to play a similar role to that which the, now defunct, Light-Heavyweight Title once played.

One superstar, who wished to remain anonymous, was reported as saying 'If it happens, that's cool. It's about time they gave the big dudes something to fight for. Not to mention, it'd give guys like me a chance to get high on the card'.

With the recent release of Rikishi, do not expect the new title to come into being any time soon. It is likely that the WWE will wait for superstars Mark Henry and the Big Show to return to action before creating such a championship.

credit: wrestling observer.

Hmm, I'm not sure I like the sound of that.

What is Vince thinking? :-\

[Mayo]

Bring back Viscera :shifty:

[mrslackalack]

Bring back Viscera :shifty:

Bastion Booger and Ralphus too.

[CosaNostra]

While they are at it, I'm sure a Paperweight Champion would go over huge.

[Shaggy]

:nono: Very bad thing for them to do :nono:

[ilt_undertaker]

:lol:

[Savio]

False

[MVP]

The new title, if given the green light

Nothing else needs to be said there.

[The One]

I am not kidding, it is about time they gave big guys a chance. I mean Vince CLEARLY has a small man fetish! :mad:

[The Ravishing One]

:nono: Very bad thing for them to do :nono:

[#1-norm-fan]

Lardcore Championship :lol:

[LK]

:nono: :nono:

[Sephiroth]

:nono:...BAN the system :shifty:

[James Steele]

NoJabba, you could come up with a better fake article than that. Come On!

Lardcore? Even thats a little too stupid for the WWE. :nono:

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Or is it?

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

The whole story was secondary really. The third paragraph is where it's at.

[Corkscrewed]

One superstar, who wished to remain anonymous, was reported as saying 'If it happens, that's cool. It's about time they gave the big dudes something to fight for. Not to mention, it'd give guys like me a chance to get high on the card'.

Puns rule. :y:

[James Steele]

I wonder whoever that could be.... :shifty:


*walks away whisteling (sp>)*

[.44 Magdalene]

It was all worth it just for the phrase "Lardcore." Some E-fedder somewhere needs to use that word.

[Kane Knight]

False
REALLY?

[Sephiroth]

REALLY?

Yeah, it's true...everything they say on the internet is true.

[Dorkchop]

That's retarded. There are like three people who would be fighting for that belt.

Do you remember a few years ago when it seemed that everyone was part of a group of three? Having a three man tag team championship back then, is a way better idea than a fat man championship today.

[Kane Knight]

That's retarded. There are like three people who would be fighting for that belt.
:lol:

[tucsonspeed6]

Jabba, you're too funny. But I seriously remember there actually being a Superheavyweight championship. I saw a match for it once. It had guys like Viscera, Big Show, Rikishi and so on. Crash Holly won the match too.

[Kane Knight]

Jabba, you're too funny. But I seriously remember there actually being a Superheavyweight championship. I saw a match for it once. It had guys like Viscera, Big Show, Rikishi and so on. Crash Holly won the match too.
You forgot Bobcore. Crash wasn't the only Holly well over 500 lbs.