How about these gimmicks

[Rock Bottom]

A big muscle-bound hoss who rides out to the ring on a little kid's bike, like a bigwheel. Who carries around little toys. And he isn't a face, he is a heel. He throws these hardcore temper tantrums and destroys shit, and intimidates people. And have him dress like Kurgan.

They have John Cena's rapper gimmick, how about a skinny little girly black guy who comes out and sings R&B and wrestles. He would drive the little 14-year-old girls apeshit. Make him like an early 90's Michael Jackson/BSB type of guy.

What about like a scary Teletubbie looking mother fucker. Like he has this warped perverted children's costume, and he is like the most evil guy on the roster and does shit like rip Barby dolls apart. Scary.

How about a psychologist gimmick, a guy who tortures people like Kane by getting into their heads in these therapy sessions, then uses that against them and makes them cry. The Dr. Phil on PCP gimmick.

They had Rikishi, how about a Big Bertha looking bitch who has an ass the size of a couple of pork slabs, who comes out to Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back," and totally dominates the woman's division with many ass moves. I bet she would be mad over with the fans.

Or think about a Bubba gimmick, a big fat black guy who has a prison record, somewhat similar to the Nathan Jones gimmick except, he picks people and makes them his bitch and things like that.

Or what about a tag team who pulls pranks on everyone, like the Jerky Boy tag team or something. Add a little humor. I dunno, crazy ideas, bored.

Post your own.

[James Steele]

Rock Bottom Said:
A big muscle-bound hoss who rides out to the ring on a little kid's bike, like a bigwheel. Who carries around little toys. And he isn't a face, he is a heel. He throws these hardcore temper tantrums and destroys shit, and intimidates people. And have him dress like Kurgan.


I'm telling you, they missed the boat by not forming a stable with Billy,Chuck,and the Undertaker. :lol:


Anyway, I'd like to see a "Mister Rogers" like character. He is a heel who is obsessed with keeping children safe. AT ANY COST. He forms a group of these big ass guys who dress up as different animals. "Dog suit, Cat suit, rabbit suit, etc.) and they attack anyone who curses, uses inuendos, or uses violence without provocation. Basically, a gay RTC.

[Xero]

How about, to counter Eugene, have a woman play an evil Eugene type retarded charcter... Only, in the end, Eugene gets the girl...

How about a vampire gimmick? But unlike Gangrel, he demands that he wrestles in the dark... They eventaully let him, using infer-red/night vision cameras...

How about someone obsessed with safty? They would debut him by having him come through the crowd when someone is on the top rope... He helps them down and just leaves the ring... Then he wont let anyone go to the top rope (He stays at ringside the entire night) and he wont let them go up the ramp cause it's too high. Eventually he forces them to get rid of all pyros and replace them with water splashing in various colors... He then encounters Kane, who is about to light someone on fire... He takes the blow torch/whatever away and gives Kane a water gun but says "Now dont squirt that in the eyes!" All while this is going on, he's the only one allowed to do these things... Eventually he goes insane and walks in on Vince having unsafe sex with the Divas Search winner, gives them a condom, and walks off into the night, and never will that gimmick be seen again... (Damn, I just wrote out a whole damn storyline...)

[.44 Magdalene]

Spiderman.

I swear to God. Have a guy in a Spiderman costume come out, talking like Haienkai used to (little guy, really deep, masculine voice) and doing overdramatic poses while he cuts a promo. Have him be a heel who goes after random "criminals."

"I WILL rid the ring of your evil, because I'm...amazing. Spectacular. Sensational. I'm...Spiderman. I can and WILL do...what a spider...can. Hit my music."

[Volchok]

hell you got spiderman in..why not bring batman and superman in.. hell throw cat women in there too...

[Funky Fly]

Spiderman.

I swear to God. Have a guy in a Spiderman costume come out, talking like Haienkai used to (little guy, really deep, masculine voice) and doing overdramatic poses while he cuts a promo. Have him be a heel who goes after random "criminals."

"I WILL rid the ring of your evil, because I'm...amazing. Spectacular. Sensational. I'm...Spiderman. I can and WILL do...what a spider...can. Hit my music."
Ugh, WCW tried that already. :nono:

BTW, Kaientai, not Haienkai.

[Mr. Nerfect]

-I like the idea of a brand psychologist who serves as a manager. He could be the only one who "understands" Kane. I think it could really be interesting. If they are a wrestler, I'd like to see some interesting trickery used in the ring by them.

-A half-dark -half-light type psycho character. Maybe add to their character by having them come from a "Psyche Ward".

-A wrestler that goes under the ring and comes out a hoss. When they eventually prove they're two people, they begin to tag team.

-A guy that's been to every type of confinement in America. He's the big guy that doesn't hold back.

-A wrestler with multiple personalities. They have one that signs romantic poetry and seem like the gentleman backstage, but the other is a psychotic black wearing Raven-esque type brutal character that enjoys listening to dark poetry. This could eventually lead into the "Domino" type light/dark character.

-An Australian who's sick of all the steroetypes. He plays a mxture of the La Resistance and Kurt Angle gimmicks. Must be a decent mat wrestler.

-An Australian stereotype wrestler.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

'I wish I was dead' Gigantic Ed - A man who is so tall that his life is made very difficult. He loses matches because of his size, for example falling over the top rope and getting counted out.

[Mayo]

Have a corrupt cop gimmick, but not like the Big Bossman. Have him come out and cut a promo about how badly he hates criminals, but is sick of the justice system. He hates it when guys get off with a slap on the wrist when they should be doing 20 years. He joins the WWE to release some of his anger and beat the shit out of whoever he can. Make him a sadistic son of a bitch that uses all kinds of weapons and shit to beat up faces.

Eventually bring back the Bossman so they can be a tag team :shifty:

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

The UnderwearTaker - A man who has risen from the grave to steal the pants of other wrestlers.

[tucsonspeed6]

El Ectric: A strange mexican guy who insists on electrocuting his opponents. He wears a full body leotard that's black with a copper colored top and a plus sign on his forehead and a minus sign on his crotch. As his finisher, he rubs his feet all over the mat and touches his opponents (which never works). To turn him face, have an elderly actor pretend to be a ringside fan who was enthusiastically cheering for El Ectric before having a heart attack. El Ectric must then choose whether to finish off his opponent with the nastiest shock ever, or save his only fan. So he jumps out of the ring and shocks his fan back into consciousness.

No Name yet: A guy who has inexplicable taste. He points out whenever anyone does anything in bad taste. He'd have a totally fake British accent and act snobbishly around everyone, because being in a wrestling environment he'd sense bad taste everywhere around him. At first he'd point out the tacky color combinations of wrestler's outfits, or lame accents, or poop jokes. Later on he'd somehow develop psychic powers and point out how a wrestler's thoughts are totally tasteless.

IE: Charlie Haas eyes up Miss Jackie's ass (mind you, I haven't seen Smackdown in a while, so bear with me here if Haas no longer acts like this) The taste guy is standing behind Charlie with a disgusted look on his face and says, "With a garden hose?!?! My God, boy, have some class!"

The Shock Jock: A guy based on Howard Stern. He has a weekly "radio show" like the highlight reel where he interviews wrestlers, but any time they try to speak he makes fart noises, insults them, or a random midget runs around the ring for no reason, drawing the audience's attention away from the speaker and onto the midget. Either make this guy a face who makes fun of uncharasmatic heels or a heel who deservingly gets the holy shit knocked out of him night in and night out. THe good taste guy could be inserted in on this gimmick as well.

Crazy guy who thinks he's from the future: Makes predictions that are either totally obvious or impossible to prove, but conveniently "forgets" who wins specific matches.

IE: he says "Lita! I've come back to tell you about your baby!"
Lita: "What about my baby? She's ok, isn't she?"
Future guy: "I wanted to tell you that....uh....your baby is going to be a girl!!!"

or

Orton: "Tell me if I win that championship at Summerslam! TELL ME!"
Future guy: "Eh...you know, the time travel process is very difficult on the human body. In the stress I must have forgotten."

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm telling you, they missed the boat by not forming a stable with Billy,Chuck,and the Undertaker. :lol:


Anyway, I'd like to see a "Mister Rogers" like character. He is a heel who is obsessed with keeping children safe. AT ANY COST. He forms a group of these big ass guys who dress up as different animals. "Dog suit, Cat suit, rabbit suit, etc.) and they attack anyone who curses, uses inuendos, or uses violence without provocation. Basically, a gay RTC.

A had a character who was very similar to that in an e-fed once. His name was Mr. Clean, and he was awesome. He formed a stable called The Clean Revolution...but he was the only one in it. That's right, a one-man stable.