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Marc the Smark
08-05-2004, 01:39 AM
"How to Be a Good Wrestler" - by Hulk Hogan
"How to Stay Sober" - by Steve Austin
"How to Quit a Pot Addiction" - by Rob Van Dam
"Keeping Your Virginity" - by Stephanie McMahon
"Mastering the Obvious" - by Michael Cole
Got any more???
"How to Keep Healthy in an Active Career" - By Kevin Nash
"Great Tips for Beginning Actors" - By Amy Dumas
"Lose Weight and Stay Fit" - By The Big Show, foreward by Rikishi
Ric Flair- "To Be The Man You Got To Beat The Man"
OssMan
08-05-2004, 01:49 AM
Ric Flair- "To Be The Man You Got To Beat The Man"WOW. as if the topic was any good at first. you have lowered the bar on an already crappy topic.
Loose Cannon
08-05-2004, 02:12 AM
lol
WOW. as if the topic was any good at first. you have lowered the bar on an already crappy topic.
I was kind of hopeing you would pick up on that.
DaveWadding
08-05-2004, 03:01 AM
"How to Put People Over" by Paul Levesque
Come on..6 posts and nobody made this joke...
Esoteric
08-05-2004, 03:04 AM
The Fundamentals of Keeping your dignity by Chyna
Watson
08-05-2004, 03:10 AM
"Great Tips for Beginning Actors" - By Amy Dumas
:lol:
Favre4Ever
08-05-2004, 03:17 AM
"How to Train a Wrestler" by Amy Dumas
"3 ways to keep your gimmick fresh" by the Dudley Boyz
"Stop Complaining in Six Years!" by Bret Hart(audience: ooooooooooooo!!!!!)
"Running up the Stairs" by Zach Gowen
Favre4Ever
08-05-2004, 03:18 AM
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Mayo again.
Dave Youell
08-05-2004, 04:03 AM
"How to Train a Wrestler" by Amy Dumas
"3 ways to keep your gimmick fresh" by the Dudley Boyz
"Stop Complaining in Six Years!" by Bret Hart(audience: ooooooooooooo!!!!!)
"Running up the Stairs" by Zach Gowen
:lol: :lol: :lol:
The One
08-05-2004, 05:17 AM
"The Idiots Guide to Making the Most of What Your Given" - Ultimate Warrior
"100 Tricks of Succesful Business" - Paul Heyman
"How to get that Pop Star Voice" - A Sable & Stephanie McMahon co-write
"Become #1 in less then a year" - Brooklyn Brawler
"Relationship in the workplace: Why they never work out" - Triple H
"The Art of Being Humble" - The Rock
Lara Emily
08-05-2004, 05:49 AM
Vince McMahon - 12 Easy Steps to being Successful Outside the Wrestling Business
Barry Horowitz - My Time at the Top
Kane - How to become a Dentist without really trying.
Jeff Hardy - The lost art of mat wrestling
Mick Foley - 10 Way to get that buff body you've always wanted.
Jeff Hardy - Classic poetry for the 21rst Century
Ric Flair - Doing the Right Thing: The Proper Way to Jump Ship While Still Champion
The WCW Head Office- The 12 step guide to boosting lockeroom Moral.
Stacy Kiebler - How to become a better Public Speaker
JR - Catch Sayings and why they are ruining wrestling commentary
Jerry Lawler - Why Divas are Hurting Wrestling
Shawn Micheals - The Satanic Cook Book
Lara Emily
08-05-2004, 05:52 AM
The Dudley Boyz: Save our Trees
Marty Janetty: How to be Successful in Wrestling without Shawn Micheals
KingofOldSchool
08-05-2004, 09:38 PM
Katie Vick: I Hardly Knew Me
Steve Blackman: My Ten Step Guide to an Award Winning Personality
Al Snow: My View From The Mat
Shane Douglas: How To Make Friends In High Places
Zach Gown: How To Get A Leg Up On The Competition.
Raven: Scott Levy's Guide To Cocaine Snorting, NOW IN COMIC BOOK FORM!
RVD: Dude, Did I Write This? Right On...
A One Legged Man in an Ass Kicking Contest - The Zach Gowen Story - Co-written by JR and Zach Gowen
How to Become a Nazi in One Easy Step - JBL
How to Piss People Off - Ric Flair
Cowboy Hats and Me - The heart warming story of a little Undertaker and his many colorful hats. - The Undertaker
Get High Quick - RVD
BAHGAWDLIFESTORY! - JR
BAHGAWDLIFESTORY! - The Semi-Understandable Version - Rewritten by Jerry Lawler (Also know as "This is My Life Story PUPPIES!")
WWE: The Memories - Stories from MORE than three weeks ago! - Vince McMahon
How to Make an Entrance - Co-written by Ultimo Dragon and The Shock Master (Oooooooo)
PUPPIES! - The NEW Jerry Lawler Magazine
Injury Prone My Ass! - Co-written by Triple H, Kevin Nash, and Kurt Angle
How to Make Sex Tapes - Chyna
THE DOG POOP! THE DOG POOP! THE DOG POOP! - Michael Cole
Here Comes the Sack! - Brock Lesnar (AKA How to Ruin Your Life)
RAW is HUNTER - How to Take Over a Show and Bring Down Ratings - Triple H
Steroid? What's a Steroid? - Co-written by Triple H, Ultimate Warrior, Vince McMahon, Hulk Hogan, John Cena, and Scott Steiner
mrslackalack
08-05-2004, 10:34 PM
How To Get Fired in a new Company by a Week by Buff Bagwell
The superstars to make WCW Work by Vince Mcmahon
I Still Remember how i was a Star 5 summers ago by Billy Gunn
Oh My God- by Joey Styles
BAHGAWD- by J.R.
How to turn into a sucky football player after being a great wrestler by Brock Lesnar
How to turn into a sucky wrestler after being a great football player by Steve Mcmichael
NoJabbaNoBogRoll
08-05-2004, 10:39 PM
'Wrestling for Dummies' - Katie Vick
FourFifty
08-05-2004, 11:51 PM
<font color=cyan>"How do Deal With Not Getting Your Way In The Work Place"- Hardcore Holly
"Bad Wrestler, Good Storyline"- Kane
"My Guide To Being Me By Billy Grahm"- Jesse Ventura
"1001 Moves"- The Warrior
RemyRed
08-05-2004, 11:58 PM
"I Wasn't Hong Kong Phooey" - By Ernest Miller
Savio
08-06-2004, 12:02 AM
EDIT: I'd get totally bad repped for this.
CosaNostra
08-06-2004, 12:12 AM
"Nobody Wants Me" - X-Pac
"Dues - Paying It Forward" - Bob Holly
How to Be a Successful Booker - by Vince Russo
Savio
08-06-2004, 01:39 AM
"How to write a good book" - The Rock
"Variety" By Goldberg
"Quarterbacking for dummies" by Brock Lesnar
"Keeping a healthy relationship" by Austin
NoJabbaNoBogRoll
08-06-2004, 01:51 AM
'How to not be a fat pimply-butted Oklahoman' - Jim Ross
:shifty:
John la Rock
08-06-2004, 02:12 AM
"How to cut a good promo" by Chris Benoit
"How to live up to the hype" by Nathan Jones
"How to play Football" by Brock Lesnar
"Drama 101" by Lita and Torrie Wilson
KingofOldSchool
08-06-2004, 04:38 PM
Brock Lesnar: My Love for the Internet
Dusty Rhodes: 6 Steps to a Healthy Diet...If Ya Wiiiillll
Savio
08-06-2004, 05:23 PM
"Bret is the best wrestler" - Paul Carrington
Herb Masta
08-06-2004, 05:35 PM
chynas book
The Naitch
08-06-2004, 05:39 PM
Kane: "The art of picking up chicks"
The whole book is just a giant 1000 page long Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttaaaaaaaa
mrslackalack
08-06-2004, 11:47 PM
Goldberg: The Other Man with 1,000 holds
FourFifty
08-07-2004, 01:05 AM
<font color=cyan>"Homosexuals Are People Too"- Brock Lesnar
"Keeping Your Quads At Their Best"- Kevin Nash
"The History Of The Suplex"- Big Poppa Pump
"Logic"- Randy Savage
Goldbird
08-07-2004, 06:09 AM
"How To Run A Financially Stable Company" - Paul Heyman
"How to have talent but screw them up" written by vince mcmahon, edited by ultimo dragon.
"Guide to safe wrestling" - Kevin Nash
Originally Posted by Loose Cannon
Kevin Nash T-shirt
On the front: I Came, I Saw, I........
On the Back: Tore my Quad.
:lol: :rofl:
James Steele
08-08-2004, 03:13 PM
"Choosing The Right Friends" By Sean Waltman,Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall
"Dress For Sucess" By Mideon
"The New Yorker's Guide To Pancakes" By Big Show :shifty: :wtf:
"The IHOP Diet" By Rikishi Phatu
"How To Appear Once A Year And Be Treated Like A God" By Dwayne Johnson
"My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance's Nose" By Stephanie McMahon *Late Release*
"Loser's Guide To Getting Some Nice Ass" By Test
"Gold,World War II, and Geese" By John Bradshaw Layfield
"Tolerance" By Brock Lesnar
"10 Steps To Loving Yourself " By Hulk Hogan
"I'm A Bitch, I'm A Sewer Rat's Lover, I'm A Satanic Saint" By Joanie Laurer
"F*** You, You Lousy *******!" By Scott Steiner
"Waxing Tips For Men" By A-Train, 2-Part Forward by HBK And Scott Hall
KingofOldSchool
12-05-2004, 08:48 PM
Gene Snitsky: "It's Not My Fault." Snitsky's Guide to Baby Killing in Ten Easy Steps.
Mike "The Miz" Miznani: The Night I Seduced Bob Holly.
Sean Waltman- Taking One for the Team: My Relationship with Chyna, Revealed.
Gouda
12-05-2004, 09:03 PM
"A guide to writing good poetry" by Heidenreich (AKA "Why poetry.com sucks")
"How to date two women at once and get away with it" by Charlie Haas
"Lyric Writing" by Kenzo Suzuki (Comes with a CD of some of Kenzo's greatest hits!)
PorkSoda
12-05-2004, 09:44 PM
"How to Disipline Babies" - Gene Snitsky
BigDaddyCool
12-05-2004, 09:55 PM
"Steal this Book" - Eddy Guerrero
"The Idiots Guide to Booking for Morons" - WWE Creative team
KingofOldSchool
12-05-2004, 10:34 PM
Paul Heyman: "How to Lose a Job in 10 Days...Then Regain It 10 Days Later."
RemyRed
12-05-2004, 10:42 PM
Keep An Upbeat Attitude- Tommy Dreamer
Peas, I Had Those Before- Luther Reigns
Keeping Her Faithful- Co-Written By Marc Mero & Billy Kidman
"Why old threads shouldn't be brought back to life" - By KingofOldSchool
only kidding :lol:
"How to Get Sued by a Multi-Million Dollar Corporation" by the TNA staff
"Even Retards Can Be Champion!" by Eugene
"Giving a Shit" by Carmella
"AIN'T NO STOPPIN ME NOWWWWWWW!" by <s>Shelton Benjamin</s> Triple H
"Where the Fuck's My Hair!?" by The Big Show, Val Venis, and Molly Holly
"This is One Cool Book" by Carlito
"Safety in the Workplace" by Hardcore Holly
"Up the Ratings, Be Demoted - A Book About Crossing Triple H" by Paul Heyman
"The Miracle of Super Glue" by Sabu
"Healing Wounds Fast" by John Cena
tucsonspeed6
12-06-2004, 01:11 PM
"How to start more gimmick threads than your number of posts in other people's real threads" by Red Hot Scott
The Show Off
12-06-2004, 07:23 PM
"How to Keep a Straight Face" by Jim Ross
Dorkchop
12-06-2004, 07:42 PM
* Multidemensional by Bill Goldberg
* Baby Names by Gene Snitsky
* 101 Ways to Cook a Baby in Under 20 Minutes by Gene Snitsky
* Keeping Black Stereotypes Strong (A Book About Booker T and Shelton Benjamin's Childhood) by the WWE
* Work for 3 Months Every Three Years by Viscera
PorkSoda
12-06-2004, 08:41 PM
"How to BAWK like a chicken" - Goldbird.
"Pork. The Other Other White Meat" - Triple H
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