Colour commentators

[The Mackem]

Who do you think is the best?

People tend to say Heenan and he definitely is one of the best but I'm a bit partial to Ventura. Ventura was great. WWE need Ventura back or invent a time machine and bring him back.

Post some of your favourite commentary quotes.

Ventura:

"Hogan would clothesline Elizabeth if it meant winning"

Heenan (after Flair won the Rumble):

"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes"

I might post a poll after seeing others suggestions because I don't know all of the WCW ones.

[The Mackem]

McMahon: "...And look out! The Texas Tornado Punch outta nowhere! And a count of three."
Ventura: "Wait a minute! That is a closed fist! That's an illegal move, McMahon!"
McMahon: "I didn't see a closed fist."
Ventura: "What do ya think? He slapped him?" -- Vince McMahon & Jesse Ventura on commentary during Kerry Von Erich's debut, Saturday Night's Main Event 7/28/90

[Loose Cannon]

Heenan was the greatest. Ventura is very close though.

Greatest Ventura quote: "Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat."

[Rock Bottom]

I used to think Lawler was a riot, but he isn't that funny anymore. But occasionally, when he actually tries he can still crack me up. I liked his corny Bret Hart insults.

[LK]

Heenan is the man

[My Final Heaven]

(I'm not sure if this is 100% accurate, but it went something like this)

Gorilla Monsoon: "Roberts with a kick to the lower occipital proturbance!"
Heenan: "Why do you always use those scientific terms during the match?"
Goriila: "You should try it sometime! You might like it!"
*Roberts hits a punch to the gut*
Heenan: "A PUNCH TO THE UTERUS!"

:lol:

[Favre4Ever]

How come nobody's said BAHGAWDBBQSAUCE yet?

[My Final Heaven]

BAHGAWDSURVIVORSERIESSCREWJOBBBQSAUCE!

:shifty:

[tucsonspeed6]

How come nobody's said BAHGAWDBBQSAUCE yet?
Because everyone who's posted so far isn't a troll.

[Kane Knight]

I don't know. Msot of the commentators are white, making it hard to pick a...

Oh, you said colour, not...Oh.

[Corkscrewed]

(I'm not sure if this is 100% accurate, but it went something like this)

Gorilla Monsoon: "Roberts with a kick to the lower occipital proturbance!"
Heenan: "Why do you always use those scientific terms during the match?"
Goriila: "You should try it sometime! You might like it!"
*Roberts hits a punch to the gut*
Heenan: "A PUNCH TO THE UTERUS!"

:lol:

roflmao!!! That's a new one to me! Heenan was the greatest. :rofl:

[HankScorpio]

Heenan
Heyman
& Ventura
are the best commentators of all time (IMO)

[Dorkchop]

*During the Royal Rumble (1992 I think) about Tito Santana*

Heenan: Flying jalapeno. He just made guacamole out of Tito Santana.

The last one is paraphrasing, but it's pretty much what Heenan said.

I'm going with Heenan as my favorite commentator. I liked Heyman's WWF commentary. I like Tazz' as well. He says some funny crap. JR annoys me sometimes. Only sometimes though.

[My Final Heaven]

http://myfinalheaven.freeartfoundation.org/misc/photo/gorbrain.jpg

The REAL Dream Team

[Dorkchop]

I don't seem to remember Red Xes commentary.

[KayfabeMan]

Gordon Solie, Bobby Heenan, Jesse Ventura, Gorilla Monsoon, and a few others...hard to pick just one.

[mrslackalack]

[QUOTE=Dorkchop]*During the Royal Rumble (1992 I think) about Tito Santana*

Heenan: Flying jalapeno. He just made guacamole out of Tito Santana.

The last one is paraphrasing, but it's pretty much what Heenan said.

Hennan said Royal Rumble 92 was his favorite match he ever did.

[Aussie Skier]

I used to love Jerry Lawler's comments...now he's really dull, and is basically there just to make a fool of JR.
Still, I LMAO at:

Lawler: "That Ivory. Hmmmm, she's a butterface. Do you know what a butter face is JR?
JR: "No i dont Jerry"
Lawler: "Butterface. Everthing's good but her face."

LOL!