Side effects of wrestling...

[Kane Knight]

The over use of the word "Unorthodox" has ended up with me thinking of RVD every time the word is used.****

I often pose when entering or exiting my house.

When I get into a brawl, the only hits that ever land are my chops.

When "Basic Thuganomics" comes on my MP3 player, I look around the house, weilding a folding chair, because Cena has obviously just made his way into the arena.

I sometimes wonder why the People's Elbow and the Hogan Leg Drop are not used in UFC.

I have a desire to kick my boss in the nuts, so I can fight him for his daughter next week.

I sleep with a sledgehammer, a trash can, and a chair under my bed.

You?



****That's the only true one in the lot. :D

[Mr. JL]

I use the word botched alot...

'I completely botched that test'
'That girls face is botched'
'I botched eating dinner'

[Mike the Metal Ed]

I confuse people with the phrase "mark out"

I spent approximately 25% of all the money in my name on a Raw ticket. :nono:

[Jonster]

I talk about being over and having gimmicks with my friends sometimes.

[Drakul]

40 Ways you know you watch too much wrestling

1. You walk into church and high five people in the pews as you walk down the aisle.

2. You purposely blade yourself while shaving.

3. Every time you see an Elvis impersonator, you ask for his autograph and get upset when it's not signed "Honky Tonk Man"

4. You attack your friends from behind with a chair, and look around the room, waiting for crowd reaction.

5. You shake someone's hand, you pause, and hesitate, while looking around nervously.

6. You walk up to get your diploma, and the graduation song is playing, you turn to the audience and shout "Ooooooh Yeeeaaahhh!" and snap into a Slim Jim.

7. You won't come out of your room until your parent's play your theme on the stereo.

8. You Leapfrog over people while playing football, then turn around, and clothesline them.

9. Every time you go to church you wait for the priest to quote something from the Book of Austin.

10. Every time you leave a room you shout, "AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, SON!"

11. Everytime you score in a game, you start doing crotch chops towards your opponent.

12. You want people to leave you alone, you feel up your chest, and deeply inhale.

13. Every time a teacher's pet passes by your desk, you mumble "Lousy Babyface," and stick your foot out to trip him.

14. Every time you walk past someone lying down, you feel the sudden urge to put them in a Sharpshooter.

15. Every time you come in contact with a roll of duct tape, you wrap it tightly around your wrist.

16. Your teacher gives you detention, you give them a Stone Cold Stunner and walk out of class, flashing your middle fingers.

17. You find yourself carrying a baseball bat, metal chair, and 2X4 wooden plank around with you everywhere you go.

18. You hold regularly scheduled matches with your stuffed animals, including a monthly PPV called "In Your Room."

19. You make a Championship Belt out of cardboard, aluminum foil, and glitter and then frequently model in front of a mirror wearing it.

20. You find yourself spending hours designing ring props to bring to school to use as this years science project.

21. You are constantly telling your brothers, sisters and/or friends to eat their vitamins and say their prayers and then they can be like you.

22. As soon as someone shakes your hand, you pull then towards you and give them a Rock Bottom.

23. You are always getting in trouble for trying to put a Figure Four Leg Lock on your little brother and/or sister.

24. You rent a table at the mall for the weekend and hold an autograph session.

25. You challenge the school bully, telling him he can't beat you on his best or your worst day. This is answered by a solid punch in the nose and when all hell breaks loose, school officials rush in to break it up.

26. You took you mothers' wig mannequin and painted "HELP ME" backwards on its forehead and carry it every place you go.

27. You have to be rushed to the ER because you swallowed the green dye you were planning on spitting in a classmates face.

28. You tell your friends you are the neighborhood "Icon" and demand their respect. They all get pissed off at you and a feud erupts.

29. You have to pay to fix the top rail you broke off the wooden deck attempting a Frog Splash onto your little brother or sister.

30. You refer to your girlfriend as your valet.

31. You spend hours teaching your dog to do a moonsault off the top of his doghouse.

32. Every time your boss tells you to present the proper corporate image, you call him "The dumbest SOB you have ever met," and hit him with a Stunner.

33. You wont enter a room until the lights go out and there is a pyro display.

34. You switch schools swearing that the principal at your old one screwed you.

35. You ask you girl friend to get pumped up and master low blows.

36. You smash your mothers sewing dummy in the back with a folding chair.

37. You lay your little brother or sister on the kitchen table and do a 450 Splash off the refrigerator onto him and put him through the table.

38. You refuse to visit any family members unless you go in a lear jet and a stretch limo.

39. You want four weeks worth of video promos of you shown to anyone before you meet them for the first time.

40. You wear white face paint and a long black coat to school. You rush in and chase 15 of the meanest kids in school out of the school yard when you see them pushing three of your friends around.

(Yeah,I'm bored :shifty: )

[ilt_undertaker]

Seen that list about 1000 times

Nice avatar, BTW :p

[Loose Cannon]

yeah, Nice copy and paste

[Drakul]

Seen that list about 1000 times

Nice avatar, BTW :p
yeah thanks :y:

[Drakul]

yeah, Nice copy and paste
Copy an Paste? :shifty: *sweats*

[Transplant]

I always throw up my V1 hands when I beat my mate at a game of cards.

[jindrak]

I'm a HUGE Randy Orton mark, so when I'm in front of a mirror I do his pose. :)

[Loose Cannon]

ok Loose Cannon

[ilt_undertaker]

Whenever someone says "Goodnight" to me, I tell them to "Rest In Peace". :$

[Drakul]

Whenever someone says "Goodnight" to me, I tell them to "Rest In Peace". :$

I say that to my GF and vice versa.Not cos of the Undertaker, Just cos we like it.

Text message: Talk to you later, RIP baby xoxo


We aren't medically ill:shifty:

I mentioned it to this guy I know and he said I'm sick :-\

[Edge]

1) I tend to sing along to the Evolution Song whenever it plays. :shifty:

2) I turn of the T.V whenever I see A-Train.

3) I also do a Randy Orton pose in front of a mirror from time to time. (Arms up in the air head side-ways on kind of a tilt)

4) Whenever Ric Flair has got someone in the leg lock I tend to yell at the T.V 'TAP BITCH!!! TAP!!'

5) Did I tell you that I turn of my T.V whenever I see A-

Oh yes, number 2

[Mayo]

I do the People's Eyebrow all the time when someone says something stupid, and I do the Ric Flair WOOOOOOO out of nowhere sometimes.

[V]

i refer to a lot of things as jobers, like when i'm using a tissue to pick up something nasty that needs to be thrown out (like an eaten apple) i refer to the tissue as a jobber, and just things that dont' do much or have a use of only helping something else as jobbers, and when my friends are being gay i call them jobbers, i use the word jobbers as often as i use the word "the"

and then when i beat people in video games instead of saying "owned" like most internet nuts would, i say "jobbed"

[The One]

I would say my over exposer to wrestling has caused the fallowing side effects...

1. Assuming people know the term "Job", "Jobber", "Mark", or "Heel"

2. Thinking any accomplishment should be fallowed by shouting "Whooooo!"

3. Being suprsed when someone asks, "What do you mean I 'Pulled a Lita'?"

[Fryza]

I often pose when entering or exiting my house.

LOL

Everytime I poke someone, I tend to wonder why they don't have a seizure on the spot..

[BLaZeR-]

During basketball or football games I end up coming down from the crowd and attacking the ref so the team I'm rooting for can win.

I often confuse random white guys with long blonde hair with being Triple H.

When a friend of mine gets a new haircut or dress style I ask "Why the sudden change of gimmick?"

Back in highschool whenever I missed a few days from being sick I always come back by entering the auditorium, get on the mic and tell the students that they didn't give a damn when I was out of action and then tell the teachers how they didn't give me enough respect but now I'm back and it's time for a change.

[Batsu]

Whenever I see a German suplex, or swandrive anywhere... the instinct is to go "BENOIT!!"

[The One]

Whenever I see a German suplex, or swandrive anywhere... the instinct is to go "BENOIT!!"

Do you attend the school of Wrestling off the Diving Board often?

[FourFifty]

<font color=cyan>I created my own gimmick at work, around customers and co-workers. When I see a friend at work they're not sure wtf is going on, because I keep kayfabe. Keep the gimmick up when I'm on the clock.

I pose. Enter a building, exit a building, do something cool... the Randy Orton or Raven pose.

I make it a point to no-sell. If something hurts, suck it up. It makes me seem macho.

...that's all I can think of...

[Favre4Ever]

Sometimes when i'm at the movies and somebody throws a punch, for some reason, I instinctivly think "And Big Right Hands by........"

[Sickboy]

I tend to use "Whooo!" quite often

[HankScorpio]

i refer to a lot of things as jobers, like when i'm using a tissue to pick up something nasty that needs to be thrown out (like an eaten apple) i refer to the tissue as a jobber, and just things that dont' do much or have a use of only helping something else as jobbers, and when my friends are being gay i call them jobbers, i use the word jobbers as often as i use the word "the"

and then when i beat people in video games instead of saying "owned" like most internet nuts would, i say "jobbed"

OMG, I actually do that! I suck.

[HankScorpio]

I also always tell poeple that "they refuse to see the change in me", then I ask them "why won't you/they wake up"

[CSL]

<font color=white>I'm constantly use the terms job, jobber, face/ heel etc in everyday life. And I occasionly (sp?) do the odd spot of commentary whilst watching regular TV shows (Bah Gawd etc) </font>

[HankScorpio]

most Sunday nights at my house, there will be a Soul Calibur II tournament. and there is ALWAYS a running commentary done in the style of either J.R. & "the King" or Taz & Cole :lol:

[Hired Hitman]

haha some of those are pretty good.

at first, I thought 'Unorthodox' was just a made up word :$

I often use the V1 hand gesture, simply because it rules.

[LK]

I use the V1 hand gesture and the Cena "You can't see me" gesture.

[Favre4Ever]

I tend to say "BAH GAWD" a lot when something very ironic happens.

[Amaroqwolf]

I did a List once...a very long time ago....don't feel like finding it right now. Blah.

Lets see...I call almost everybody, Freind, Family worst Enemy, co-worker Monkey.

Whenever my freind Elyse calls me, I go "What do you want Dorkchop."

I pose, in a Raven esq style once in awhile, do the V-1 and Hardy' Guns once in awhile.

I call people Sexy beasts, Oh and I had a shirt Made for myself, that says. "I am a Moore-on, and damn proud of it."


*Rep for those who gets the reference.*

[Xero]

Once when on vacation I saw someone with a Sting shirt and wanted to WOOOO, but didnt :$

I pretend to be wrestlers returning in my room... Like I'll turn their music on, walk in, and do commentery... I did it most recently with DX :$

I commentate whenever I play a wrestling game... Hardly a match goes by when I dont say "BAHGAWD" or "Xero Limit with the Bottomless Pit!!! BOTTOMLESS PIT! BOTTOMLESS PIT!" (My CAW is Xero Limit and I gave him the Rock Bottom as a finisher... Also the Roll the Dice, but that's what I call it...)

I roll my eyes back in my head sometimes... Just to see if I get a reaction from others...

[OssMan]

I think of everything as a face or a heel

[sensai86]

I think of everything as a face or a heel

Same Here

[FourFifty]

<font color=cyan>When I'm about to bitch someone out I don't tell them anything they don't already know (you have no idea how much that pisses people off).

I woooo also.

Other poses I do- The Hurricane's pose (well, his standing pose in SmackDown HCTP) & Cena's entrance pose

When I'm talking to people online I'll ask them "Whassupwitdat?" and for just saying hi, "Whassup"

And from time to time when there's nothing else to say I'll ask where the creme filling is.
yeah, I know what you're thinking.
<i>"But Always450, if that is your real name, that didn't come from wrestling! You're just wasting my time with that! You have besmirched me!"</i>
For that, I kindly say fu</U>ck you, and read the captions.

[Aussie Skier]

Same Here


HAHAHAH
when I used to smoke dope fairly frequently, I used to do that.

I would sit around for hours at a a time, and be in a completely different world, thinking about my mates, and whose a face, and whose a heel, and whose turning.

Like, I'd have my best mate who'd be a face, and then if someone double crossed him, then, that person would become a heel. If my mate stated acting liek a dick, he'd turn heel.


Geeze i was fucked up, LOL

[MVP]

One time my friend asked me why I was being an ass and I said "heel turn".

[Team Sheep]

I put the sofa cushions onto the living room floor, go to the garage and get the ladder, and do diving headbutts and frog splashes off it :$

[Corkscrewed]

I use "face," "heel," and "mark out" a lot in normal speech too.

When I watch [American] football, I have to resist the urge to yell "GOOOOOORRRRREE!!!!!!!"

[Fryza]

I use "face," "heel," and "mark out" a lot in normal speech too.

Yeah, I also use "botch" and "tweener" a good deal. Same with "gimmick".

[Kane Knight]

Yeah, I also use "botch" and "tweener" a good deal. Same with "gimmick".
I use botch, but I blame White Wolf for that.

Then again, with their knockoffs of Stone Cold Steve Austin and the Rock, maybe it is the WWE's fault.

[Disturbed316]

I use "face," "heel," and "mark out" a lot in normal speech too.

When I watch [American] football, I have to resist the urge to yell "GOOOOOORRRRREE!!!!!!!"

Along with "jobber"

[Disturbed316]

And now, for some reason, I feel like giving stupid customers at work the RKO.

[Kane Knight]

I used to do play by play wth my friends on pretty much EVERYTHING, too.

We'd always imitate one of the announcer pairs, too.

[Innovator]

Anytime I walk by a mirror I have to do the Raven crucifix pose

Somebody is pissing me off I roll my eyes into the back of my head

When getting out of a shower I put the towel on my head and cross my arms

I WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO during Beirut, also doing the "you can't see me" when I sink game cup.

I ask women if they want to ride space mountain.......ok no I don't

[Ferocious]

I always throw up the bull horns when I walk into the pub or the club, And I often tell people that they can't see me.

[Transplant]

I was talking about changing my gimmick today with my mates. They were all like "wtf is he on about". Then one of my mates was talking about the fact that he likes gorey stuff, so i then yelled out GORE!! GORE!! GORRRRRE!!, and then proceeded to tell them I marked like mad when Rhyno hit the Gore out of nowhere in the battle royal.

[Jonster]

One of my friend's (who also likes wrestling) sometimes shouts "Stop the match, stop the goddamn match" during intense fight scenes in movies.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

If someone says/does something stupid, I often ask them 'How stupid are you, Jim?' in the voice of Stone Cold.

[Fox]

I'm trying to marry my bosses daugher so I can eventually take over the company some day.

[Archangel]

I always use the terms helll, face, jobber and heat. So mcuh so that my bro who doesn't watch of like wrestling has started using them. I also put people in submission holds when they piss me off.

[tucsonspeed6]

<font color=cyan>I created my own gimmick at work, around customers and co-workers. When I see a friend at work they're not sure wtf is going on, because I keep kayfabe. Keep the gimmick up when I'm on the clock.


I do that too! My gimmick at work is the guy who hates EVERYONE. When I see a hot girl I say "HO HO HO!" and when I see an old person I talk about how they must be in a hurry because they're gonna die soon and they need to finish their business before they do. Chubby people are fat, and fat people shake the earth, and skinny people are crack addicts. I talk about nuclear proliferation all the time and blame all of the world's problems on either McDonalds or Paris Hilton.

[Outsider]

I use Hey yo all the time
I expect people to mark out when I do (Worse is, some do!)
I act like a heel
I use several wrestling moves when fighting with my mates
I also act as a ref when other mates are fighting
I use the term job, most of my mates now know what I'm talking about
I cut promos infront of the mirror
I have a gimmick and try to put myself over