RAW AUG 9, 2004

[Joe Kerr]

SUMMER SIZZLER
Aug. 9, 2004
Eugene wants revenge after his mentor, William Regal, was ripped apart by a furious Triple H last week. And he’ll get it tonight: Eugene will team with World Heavyweight Champion Chris Benoit to face Evolution’s Cerebral Assassin and Randy Orton.

So close to Toronto’s SummerSlam spectacular, it’ll be interesting to see The Crippler get in the ring with the rising star challenging for his title on Aug. 15. It’s a mix of emotion and talent that makes for one hell of a RAW match.

Not to be outdone, two-thirds of SummerSlam’s Intercontinental Championship Triple-Threat Match will square off tonight: Chris Jericho faces Edge in a grudge match brought on by their problems in recent weeks.
The animal Batista must be brimming with confidence knowing his two Toronto opponents will soften each other up tonight.




There’s one crucial piece missing from SummerSlam’s “Till Death Do Us Part” match — a contract signing to ensure a commitment to the unusual and binding stipulation involving Lita. All three involved will meet on RAW to ink the deal. Will Matt Hardy and Kane save their energy for Aug. 15, or will the contract signing bring more fireworks?

Be sure to tune in (9/8 CT, Spike TV) to find out which girl from the 250,000 RAW Diva Search Competition is going home — and surely there will be more interesting things in store for the gorgeous Diva hopefuls.

[Disturbed316]

WOOOOOOOOOO RAW YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

[Azriel]

Here's what I want to see tonight:

Tracie getting eliminated.

That is all.

[AareDub]

Watching Monday Night Football tonight (in HD :drool: ) but I'll probably flip back and forth. Is this the last Raw before Summerslam? It probably says in the first post, but I'm lazy.

[Xero]

Yeah, it is...

[Savio]

Grrrrrrrrr! Thats it back to our old fued! j/k

[Innovator]

FOOTBALL! RAW! FOOTBALL! RAW!

decisions...what would Jesus do?

and by Jesus I mean Jericho

[Johnny Vegas]

.......ill be switching back and forth....if the game is a blow out, then RAW it is...

[Mayo]

What? Football is on?

[Thriller]

We all know what Ricky Williams would do :lol:

[Azriel]

The tag match should be cool, I hope.

[Azriel]

Here we go.

[Shadow]

And RAW has started...anyone but me think they need a new theme?

[Azriel]

Eh, it works

[Shadow]

I dunno...I just think it should have a new theme. The old one does work but...meh. I like new stuff.

[Shadow]

Boobs=ratings

[Azriel]

Please leave Tracie.

[Joe Kerr]

What game is on?

[Mayo]

We all know what Ricky Williams would do :lol:
Yeah he'd roll up a big fattie, that fucking druggie.

[Mayo]

ORTON!!!

*BOWS DOWN FOR LC SINCE HE GOT BANNED*

[Shadow]

Its gonna be Randy Orton who'll be eliminated.

[V]

randy's here to save the segment

[Joe Kerr]

Randy Orton #1 Diva

[Shadow]

LC's banned? I miss him already.

[Azriel]

BOWS DOWN!!

[Joe Kerr]

ORTON!!!

*BOWS DOWN FOR LC SINCE HE GOT BANNED*

LC got banned WTF? Why?

[AareDub]

What game is on?

Washington vs Denver

[Thriller]

Orton is representing the people i love it lol

[JT]

Doesn't give a shit about Diva contest...

Never gave a shit about contest...

Orton saves the ratings...

[Azriel]

Umm, how did LC get banned?

[VJW]

I wonder how she'll react when she's back stage.

[I-Hate-You]

What did LC do, may I ask?

[Shadow]

Washington vs Denver

Yeah...your best bet is RAW.

[ilt_undertaker]

LOL Randy :love:

[AareDub]

LC got banned WTF? Why?

Somebody hacked the forums or something. Check out casual.

[Shadow]

Randy's getting better. He just has a crap ass name.

[Xero]

Doesn't give a shit about Diva contest...

Never gave a shit about contest...

Orton saves the ratings...

[Xero]

BAHGAWD What an RKO!
~ JR

[ilt_undertaker]

Please leave Tracie.
Is she the Black one?

[Shadow]

Randy's gonna be the next Rock. Mark LC's words.

[Xero]

OMG Benoit has a mic... Run...

[Shadow]

Beniot's a fortune teller.

Fuck my spelling sucks!

[Vazz]

LOL OWNED

[JT]

Benoit = :y: :cool: :y:

[Azriel]

Yeah, Tracie's the black chick.

That was a pretty good segment. Orton rules and he will win Sunday.

[JT]

Hey, I might actually hit 5,000 tonight...



...and it only took 2 years.

[Mayo]

I agree, and I still can't believe I'm gonna be there :love:

[Rock Bottom]

LOL, that was great. Too bad they only did that for Benoit's sake before he loses the belt.

[Joe Kerr]

Who is the longest reining wwe/wwf champ and how long? Im thinking hogan in the 80's

[AareDub]

Yea, definitely Hogan in the 80's.

[Xero]

Why all the Diva segments?

[Savio]

Good raw tonight :y:

[I-Hate-You]

Somebody hacked the forums or something. Check out casual.
Can't find it.

Can't somebody perhaps explain to me what happened, real quick?

[Shadow]

....who cares about that? We've got lots and lots of.....*points* THEM!

[Azriel]

Oooh, its Stacy :y:

in a wrestling match :n:

[ilt_undertaker]

Yeah, Tracie's the black chick.

That was a pretty good segment. Orton rules and he will win Sunday.
Oh, im gonna root for her then :)

[ilt_undertaker]

OMG JAZZ! JAZZ! JAZZ! :D:D:D:D:D

[AareDub]

Can't find it.

Can't somebody perhaps explain to me what happened, real quick?

The topic in casual is called "Has Da_king hacked the forums"

Long story short, somebody hacked the forums and delted or banned all the mods including Triple A.

P.S. Mmmm Victoria :drool:

[Shadow]

Who doesn't mark when Stacy does that foot choke?

[Thriller]

Who is the longest reining wwe/wwf champ and how long? Im thinking hogan in the 80's
Im pretty sure Bob Backlund held it for 4 years

[Mayo]

Can't find it.

Can't somebody perhaps explain to me what happened, real quick?
http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=18638

In a nutshell, JiM v.W.o. got banned, and so it is most likely him that deleted all of the supermods and logged into da_king's account, and is now the only mod.

[Danny Electric]

Im pretty sure Bob Backlund held it for 4 years

Yeah it's Backlund.

[Shadow]

...Here comes the.....oh man. We've got enough silocone in the ring to make a few computers.

[Azriel]

You have odd tastes in women ilt.

Still think you're cool though.

[Mayo]

Holy fuck, Trish has a beautiful set of tits :drool:

[Joe Kerr]

http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/iceddonuts/images/stacy/stacy.jpg

[Azriel]

Ok, whats going on here?

[Thriller]

OMG its PMS 2004

[Azriel]

Image no worky Mr. World Champ

[Azriel]

Now it does

[Thriller]

Are they gonna do something with the Raw divas and the wannabe divas.

[Joe Kerr]

Image no worky Mr. World Champ


yeah I posted a tripod pic my bad....its been fixed...look at stacys thighs :drool:


Me to stacy

* Can i use your thighs as ear muffs?

[Shadow]

There's 7 of them...7 left...Imagination do your stuff!

[Xero]

WTF? Does Eugene dress like that 24/7?

[Shadow]

Apperently Xero. Put on Pokemon! That'll shut him up.

[Shadow]

Eugene's a baaaad boy.

[Xero]

... And Eugene gets hit by a car and thats the end of him...

(Woo, 1200)

[Azriel]

That was a real stupid way to end that RVD/Cena match

[Shadow]

I loved that expression. Priceless.

[Xero]

The Slut from Down the Street! (Coming to RAW this September)

[Shadow]

She botches wearing a shirt!

Just beating you all to that punchline.

[Azriel]

Uh-oh its Kane's baby!

[Xero]

Looks like she botched drawing on fake eyebrows...

[Xero]

SWERVE TIME: It's THE UNDERTAKER!!!! (They're brothers, remember?)

[Shadow]

Why's he so mad? Its not like we didn't see this coming.

[6to1]

get ready for baby kane

[Joe Kerr]

the babies Ortons Matt.....Im sorry but hes a sexy beast and well im a whore

[Shadow]

At least its not baby hand.

[Mayo]

That's odd, I wonder what the hell is gonna happen.

[Tiken]

So the babies name can now be - Kane Botched Jr.

[Shadow]

Kane botched putting on a condom!

[JT]

Who is the longest reining wwe/wwf champ and how long? Im thinking hogan in the 80's

It was the first champion, Buddy Rogers. He held it for 7 years.

[Azriel]

Hopefully, she'll lose the baby during the match.

[Thriller]

Wanna know something scary WCW had enough brains to cancel there pregnaenacy angle,but yet where are they now lol

[Azriel]

Here we go with 10 minutes of my life I'll never get back.

[Shadow]

Are you saying that if the WWE cancel's their pregnency angle....they'll be bought out by TNA?

[Xero]

Kane's opponant is OH YEAH?

[Shadow]

Just for kicks...I'm gonna listen to Broken during this entire thing.

[Thriller]

Stranger things have happened :lol:

[JT]

Diva contests...another pregnancy angle after all the other failed pregnancy angles...

What game it on tonight again?

[Joe Kerr]

Lita looks like a goth chick who just snorted coke off a midgets ass

[Shadow]

He looks like Eugene.

[AareDub]

So did Lita tell Matt it's not his baby? I changed the channel as soon as I saw her.

I swear I've used that same line to mock a soap opera before :(

[Shadow]

Geeze. Someone took their giggle pills tonight.

[Thriller]

Diva contests...another pregnancy angle after all the other failed pregnancy angles...

What game it on tonight again?
The Diva contest might be intresting tonight :shifty:

[Xero]

She botches spelling her name!

<s>LI</s> <s>up</s> <s>Lita</s> L

[JT]

Lita looks like a goth chick who just snorted coke off a midgets ass

You mean she isn't?

[Shadow]

I take it back...Kane looks like the freak in Goonies.

[Joe Kerr]

Id laugh if Matt Laid down for Kane.


Do they realise Lita could just get a divorce

[JT]

The Diva contest might be intresting tonight :shifty:

*smacks you*

[Xero]

I take it back...Kane looks like the freak in Goonies.
:lol:

[Azriel]

Now, if Lita is in fact turning heel, why are they forcing marriage? Why not like orce slavery or something of the sort?

[Shadow]

Id laugh if Matt Laid down for Kane.


Do they realise Lita could just get a divorce

Its a "Till Teath Do Us Part" match. I don't think she can.

[JT]

I wish Smackdown was on.

[Xero]

He's been in that laughing gas... Guess he's still Isacc on the weekends...

[JT]

Remember when Kane was cool? :(

[Shadow]

Matt should do the swanton since Jeff's using the Twist of Fate.

[Thriller]

*smacks you*
What?If they have the other divas bea them up it be intresting :drool:

[Mayo]

LMAO, Kane is hilarious.

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITA

[Joe Kerr]

LOL Awsome nailing Kane with a table



What happened to HBK versus Kane as Summerslam?

[ilt_undertaker]

You have odd tastes in women ilt.

Still think you're cool though.
Well, just standin behind a fellow African-American :)

[Xero]

WTF!? Now Triple H is taking over the Olympics!?

[Shadow]

Kane's just such a fun gimmick. Too bad we all know where this is gonna end up.

[Xero]

LOL Awsome nailing Kane with a table



What happened to HBK versus Kane as Summerslam?
After SS... Supposibly...

[Azriel]

next PPV maybe Joey?

[Shadow]

This story is botched.

[Xero]

Kane's just such a fun gimmick. Too bad we all know where this is gonna end up.
http://www.imi.org.uk/jun1998/garry2.jpg

(The scratch/burn marks add to the effect)

[Thriller]

HBK is the "Father"

[6to1]

Remember when Kane was cool? :(
well he is the coolest thing about that dumb angle.

[Shadow]

http://www.imi.org.uk/jun1998/garry2.jpg

(The scratch/burn marks add to the effect)


*blinks* Did I just do something good or....*scratches head* Explain to this stoner please.

[Azriel]

If I was Kane, I'd run to the hills if I had to be with Lita.

[Shadow]

.....oh. They're gonna be doing this in bathing suits. I guess its cool.

[Shadow]

Amy sucks!

[Shadow]

There's Joey's pick. I don't care as long as she gets messy.....that sucked!

[Xero]

They're not even trying...

[Shadow]

Joy was the only one who tried! .....

[Xero]

*blinks* Did I just do something good or....*scratches head* Explain to this stoner please.
It was a joke... She's gonna have a hand for a baby... Ha... Haha...

[Lara Emily]

Who is the longest reining wwe/wwf champ and how long? Im thinking hogan in the 80's

Backlund and Sammartino both had longer reigns.

[Shadow]

Christy tried. Good girl!

[Xero]

Christy just made an ass of herself...

They all made asses of themselves..

[I-Hate-You]

You know, for someone who is going to win, Carmella has don e a half assed job through this entire thing.

[Shadow]

Thank you Xero. I missed my own joke. Just shows how stoned I am.

[Azriel]

I think they did that on purpose. I think each week they try to purposefully push a diva. I dunno.

[Joe Kerr]

next PPV maybe Joey?


I hope, Im a HBK mark

[Savio]

Is christy retarded?

[Xero]

I'm hoping no one wins... I hope at the end there's a tie and it's double elimination... WWE doesnt need more sluts...

[Savio]

What did carmella do?

[Mayo]

After Joy, I really felt like some ice cream :drool:

None of them really pretended to give blowjobs or anything, I'm surprised :p

[Joe Kerr]

There's Joey's pick. I don't care as long as she gets messy.....that sucked!


I wanna use her thighs as ear muffs to

[Lara Emily]

Wow what the fuck was that segment.

[Thriller]

Christy just made an ass of herself...

They all made asses of themselves..
But they looked good doing it

[Xero]

But they looked good doing it
I couldn't care less how they looked... I wish this whole thing would be over with...

[Azriel]

Maria kinda did. Ill wait to vote when they're in bikinis this time.

[Azriel]

This should be good.

[Shadow]

Oh yeah.

[Joe Kerr]

http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Lodge/9083/ChrisJericho/Jericho_MahiMahi2.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Lodge/9083/ChrisJericho/Jericho_MahiMahi3.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Lodge/9083/ChrisJericho/Jericho_MahiMahi4.jpg


Chris Jericho

[Azriel]

Jericho's the man

[Joe Kerr]

Guess which Diva I just voted for.... :D

[Shadow]

And the woman apperently.

[AareDub]

After Joy, I really felt like some ice cream :drool:

None of them really pretended to give blowjobs or anything, I'm surprised :p

Yea, I expected at least one blow job on the ice cream.

[Joe Kerr]

Yea, I expected at least one blow job on the ice cream.


wernt you ketchup lover?

[Azriel]

I'm going to either vote for Joy or Christy. Haven't decided yet.

[Azriel]

Nice dropkick!

[Joe Kerr]

I'm going to either vote for Joy or Christy. Haven't decided yet.


come here....closer


closer....



Carmellllllllaaaa :D

[AareDub]

wernt you ketchup lover?

Just about everybody in casual has new names now. You guys are missing out on so much :lol: It's like anarchy or something.

[Shadow]

You know...I bet Babtista will be coming out soon to destory these two.

[Shadow]

Just about everybody in casual has new names now. You guys are missing out on so much :lol: It's like anarchy or something.

That's why I stay out of there.

[Mayo]

I'm not even really paying attention to the match because of what is happening in casual :p

[Joe Kerr]

http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/pg2/2002/0206/photo/a_jericho_mp.jpg

[AareDub]

I'm not even really paying attention to the match because of what is happening in casual :p

Yea, same here. This is the best thing to happen on TPWW in a long time.

[Azriel]

We'll see Joey. I'm waiting for when they come out.

And yeah, its much safter in here.

[Savio]

You guys are missing a great time in casual.

[Joe Kerr]

Edge versus Jericho is actually turning out to be a rather good match.

[Azriel]

Keep us guys informed of whats happening.

[Shadow]

I want to see...the Edgeucution! Anyone remember that impressive DDT Edge used to use?

[FORUM]

YO, WTF is going on in here. This is LC. Huge takeover

[Savio]

Some one looks like eugene in the crowd. :lol:

[Azriel]

I'm not really suprised Joey. These two are awesome competitors.

[AareDub]

YO, WTF is going on in here. This is LC. Huge takeover

Yea, craziness :y:

[Joe Kerr]

Jericho Heel turn?

[DMI]

yes, stay away from casual. :shifty:

[Shadow]

Yay for Eugene...isn't it almost match time?

[Azriel]

I was thinking the same thing Joey.

[I-Hate-You]

Eugene's winning streak ends Sunday.

[Shadow]

Who told you that?

[Shadow]

AHHHHHHHHHHHH! That's scary.

[Joe Kerr]

HHH in williams hotel room?

[Mayo]

Trips' fake-looking orange tan, pretty funny :p

[Shadow]

Apperently Joey.

[Joe Kerr]

Yup

[Shadow]

Wow....HHH is a really violent lover.

[Mayo]

Triple H is fucking crazy, he is back to his old badass self. Awesomeness!

[Joe Kerr]

So....a handicap match tonight? Benoit versus orton and HHH

[Shadow]

Oh my god...a movie about Big Show's...never mind. Its too fast.

[RGWhat316]

Triple H is fucking crazy, he is back to his old badass self. Awesomeness!
I agree there. HHH last week was the best he has looked since 2001.

[RGWhat316]

So tag title shot up for grabs if Rhyno and Tajiri beat some jobbers.

[Azriel]

Damn, AAA must be pissed. I'm staying out of there. He should've banned him when he got the chance.

[RGWhat316]

La Resis interfere, time runs out.

[Azriel]

That match was totally stupid by the way.

[CBright7831]

I've been behind this entire thing in the casual.

The fools under estimated me.

[Azriel]

I wonder what would happen ifne of the girls flashed the crowd?

[Joe Kerr]

Diva Fight!!!!!!!

[Mayo]

Thriller was right :wtf:

[Shadow]

Contest Thingamiggy. I love Trish...well...not really. I love her boobs.

[RGWhat316]

Oh here we go, this is what Trish was talking to everyone for.

[Shadow]

....Diva Dodgeball? I want in on that!

[Lara Emily]

Diva Dodgeball :|.

LOL what are all the women heels now except the crappy contestants?

[Joe Kerr]

Dodge ball.......Ben stiller better ref

[RGWhat316]

SmackDown for me tomorrow!

[Joe Kerr]

Undertaker versus JBL reminds me of Spy versus Spy

[Azriel]

Nidia jning ins almost like calling the kettle black.

[Azriel]

So Joey, does this LC ban thing mean no show tomorrow?

[RGWhat316]

Eve-olution

[Shadow]

...I guess everyone forgot Benoit's French Canadian.

[Shadow]

Flair to the apron!

Flair to the ground.

[Azriel]

:lol: Poor Naitch

[Joe Kerr]

So Joey, does this LC ban thing mean no show tomorrow?


afraid so unless this gets fixed tonight. I could write the show but I havent talked to LC in a few days so I dont know what he has in mind :'(

[I-Hate-You]

Flair pisses me off for some reason. Most wrestlers don't do that. Not even Orton. I just find him and Triple H annoying.

[RGWhat316]

This thread seems slow tonight.

[I-Hate-You]

Probably because alot of shit has happened in the casual tonight.

[RGWhat316]

Benoit is really booked weird. He usually is not in the major storylines. But he always fights back to make himself strong again.

[ilt_undertaker]

This thread seems slow tonight.
Yeah, because of the Casual forum

[RGWhat316]

Probably because alot of shit has happened in the casual tonight.
Oh alright, I didnt get here until a half hour ago, so didn't know.

[RGWhat316]

54 minutes and counting until I turn 21!

[Shadow]

GORE! GORE! GORE!

[RGWhat316]

Eugene!!!!!!

[Shadow]

Ok..time for Family Guy. See ya next week folks!

[RGWhat316]

Stunner to Orton and ........end show.

[Mayo]

LOL the ending was pretty weak. Benoit never gets a clean win. Fucking WWE.

[RGWhat316]

Saw this Joe Schmo last week, so Family Guy or Howard Stern next?

[Tiken]

That last fight with Eugene against Evolution was pathetic.

Booo hisssss!!!!!

[I-Hate-You]

Flair was just standing there ready to get punched.

[Splaya]

I hope, Im a HBK mark


Holy shit dude, we agree on something.

[Azriel]

Only real highlight tonight was the Jericho/Edge match. the rest was very meh.

[FourFifty]

<font color=cyan>Is the main event really worth watching, or should I do the dishes?

[Batsu]

Benoit on the mic:

LMFAO!!!!!

I don't know what it was, but when he said "S.O.B.s" I lost it, that was hilarious.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. That diva segment was the worst yet probably. Carmell ACTUALLY seemed like she was legitimately just trying to make a good ice cream and then time just ran out. She's AWFUL. Her lack of personality actually brings her looks down alot. The girl who was eliminated tonight was the best. Worst... contest... ever.

Also, did anyone else see those bananas just LAYING there. No one tried to felate one of them and that depresses me.

Anyhoo, Jericho vs. Edge was great times...

[#1-norm-fan]

Oh yeah and Benoit was really trying to get "The Wolverine" over as a bigtime nickname but it was blatantly obvious that he was trying too hard. lol. Pretty bad.

[Shadow]

Oh yeah and Benoit was really trying to get "The Wolverine" over as a bigtime nickname but it was blatantly obvious that he was trying too hard. lol. Pretty bad.

And his Canadian accent coming through on each Wolverine......made me cringe. Not that Beniot speaking at any time doesn't make me cringe but...

[Lara Emily]

He did a decent job it was a decent promo. Look Benoit's not a mic worker, the guy doesn't need to be. Not everyone has to be Rocky, he gets over in ring and that's that.

The ending of the ME was kinda weak. I mean Benoit gets totally laid out for the entire Euegene attack and now he's gonna lose at SS, so it's not like he came off looking strong or something which is a mistake, if they want to put the belt on Orton they need ot make the person he beats look good going in otherwise it's meh who cares.

[KingofOldSchool]

http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=18638

In a nutshell, JiM v.W.o. got banned, and so it is most likely him that deleted all of the supermods and logged into da_king's account, and is now the only mod.

LOL