My WTF thread (some raw spoilers, and random thoughts)

[FourFifty]

<font color=cyan>This is my official “WTF” thread… Just some randomness of joy from the dude with the coolest comic on his sig…

First off, WTF is up with the little ice cream thingie for the Diva Search… It’s… It’s…. I could see how a 14 year old virgin could get a hard on from it, but seriously, it was a freakin’ joke! If the ladies really wanted to get the votes, they wouldn’t make a mess and claim to be a good girl (shoot her or shoot me before next week, please)… Ya know what I would have liked to see on Raw? Garrison Cade vs Val Venis. Have Venis do the job as Cade cheats, give him the stick for a few seconds, let say that’s a reminder of why he’s the reflection of perfection, and we all walk away winners, hopefully Cade would be a little more over…
But the Diva Search… BAHGAWD!

Wait a second… Didn’t Kamala and The Ultimate Warrior use the same finisher? The splash to the back? I mean, I could see Kamala doing it… but The Warrior does it also… Some one please poison his afternoon tea.


And now my thoughts on the wrestlers that are going to high light Summer Slam.
Randy Orton- Decent wrestler, borderline mediocre interviews…
Chris Benoit- Awesome wrestler, who gives a crap about his interviews?
JBL- Boring wrestler, awesome interviews.
Undertaker- There was a sitcom that stared in 1997, think it went to 2003, had David Spade in it, Laura San Giacomo was there also, and some other people… Anyone remember the name of it?
John Cena- Great all around.
Eugene- (see Cena)
Triple H- A touch past his prime… but still totally decent.
Eddie- Freaking Sweet!
Angle- Still unsure… great interview, but I’m unsure about his ring work.
Paul London- We all want more of this guy!

The Hardcore title would be cool. Make it a title that can go between shows… It’ll promote mid card inter-brand matches on PPVs, or you can just have an ambush… It’ll be mainly an over rated story line tool, but you can say that about every title except the World Title.

And that’s all I’ve got to say about that.

[Shaggy]

Many people on this site including me have said that they should use the Hardcore Title for both shows and it not only could it be used as a interbrand thing but they could also use it as a way to trade wrestlers. If a wrestler on Raw loses the belt on Smackdown to a guy then that wrestler from Raw becomes a smackdown superstar. I think it would be the perfect thing for them to do right now. Just to stop things from getting old.

[Corkscrewed]

I think I have a great caption if they have one of those ice cream pics. Well, great IMO... which prolly mean sit sucks, but :-\

[Mayo]

How the fuck can you be unsure of Kurt Angle's in ring work? :|

[Savio]

Random thoughts eh? "I wonder if my feet got dirty."

[Mr. JL]

How the FUCK can you be unsure of Kurt Angle's in ring work? :|

[Nark Order]

"The Reflection of Perfection" is Mark Jindrak, Not Garrison Cade.

[.44 Magdalene]

"The Reflection of Perfection" is Mark Jindrak, Not Garrison Cade.

:shifty: Wait...so you're telling me that Cade and Jindrak are two different guys...?

[Mr. JL]

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John Cena- Great all around.


John Cena sucks all around

[FourFifty]

How the fuck can you be unsure of Kurt Angle's in ring work? :|



"The Reflection of Perfection" is Mark Jindrak, Not Garrison Cade.


<font color=cyan> Thank you Deadlyheaven for pointing that out. I've talked to a few people who think they're interchangeable, because Jindrak and Cade do not get enough air time. They're both talented young guys, without enough air time.

Mayo, as far as how I can be unsure of Kurt in ring work... If I recall, the reason he was out for a while was the whole he lost feelings in his fingers, and since his neck surgery he won't be atop his game ever again... yeah, that deal.
Taking nothing away from Kurt and everything he has done ('cept his book, which sucked), I have nothing but respect for him, and I still think he's one of SmackDown's top guys... but he won't be at his peak. He has had only one match since March, and it was a match where "Yeah, they're not gonna let Kurt lose."
Now I never said Kurt was going to suck, but but it's not going to be his best.

[Savio]

Taking nothing away from Kurt and everything he has done ('cept his book, which sucked)
what about his Rap?

[Mayo]

Thank you Deadlyheaven for pointing that out. I've talked to a few people who think they're interchangeable, because Jindrak and Cade do not get enough air time. They're both talented young guys, without enough air time.

Mayo, as far as how I can be unsure of Kurt in ring work... If I recall, the reason he was out for a while was the whole he lost feelings in his fingers, and since his neck surgery he won't be atop his game ever again... yeah, that deal.
Taking nothing away from Kurt and everything he has done ('cept his book, which sucked), I have nothing but respect for him, and I still think he's one of SmackDown's top guys... but he won't be at his peak. He has had only one match since March, and it was a match where "Yeah, they're not gonna let Kurt lose."
Now I never said Kurt was going to suck, but but it's not going to be his best.
But he won two gold medals with a broken freakin' neck. This guy is awesome in the ring, and although he probably won't be at 100% of what he was before he took time off, he will still be the best technical wrestler on Smackdown. He had some amazing matches after breaking his neck in the Olympics, so I think he should recover just fine now.

[The CyNick]

Angle could barely walk at Mania XIX and he was a botched SSP away from having a 5 star match. So, anything is posisble with Kurt freakin' Angle.

I only liked the 24/7 deal for a short time when Crash was holding it. Once they started handing it out to everyone in the building it became a joke. If they brought it back I think it would be a huge waste of time. The brand extension would become a joke, and they are trying to get away form guys taking unneccessary bumps not add to them. The HC title will do nothing for ratings or business, so why bother?

Here's a concept, get over the titles they have, then worry about making new ones or bringing back old ones.

[Savio]

I think Raw needs another title for people like Garrison cade and Tajiri

[The CyNick]

I think Raw needs another title for people like Garrison cade and Tajiri

The Sunday Night Heat Champion of the World?

Belts should be something that indicates you are a ton tier performer. Guys at the bottom, by very definition shouldn't have a championship. It would be like the Royals and Expos battling out for a trophy in baseball.