Make A Summerslam Commercial

[RemyRed]

Like the title says. Pick a wrestler and an olympic event and give it a try.

[asphyXy]

Kurt Angle and wrestling.

[Innovator]

I think the Batista floor exercise commercial was the best, can't beat it

[Xero]

I'll do you one better and Photoshop it...

http://img27.exs.cx/img27/8682/showbball.jpg

[RemyRed]

:lol:

[Hired Hitman]

Kurt Angle and wrestling.
I was gonna say that :$

cause I'm cheap like that... Did I just say that :|

[ColdwaVer]

Hammer Throw

HHH is in the ring with a sledgehammer. He takes a few deep, 'bout to blow something out my arse breaths, then spins around three times before it accidentally flies out of his hands. He gives his standard "I'm shocked" pose as you hear someone off-screen crying out after being hit. Go to the "Summerslam, this day, this date" screen, then cut to Vince McMahon holding an ice bag to his forehead being consoled by Stephanie:
Vince: Why haven't I fired him?
Stephanie: *ironic shrug at the camera*

[Hired Hitman]

RVD - High Jump :cool: :shifty:

http://members.optusnet.com.au/jamessibley/random/rvd_highump.jpg

[ZuperWario]

Lol At ColdwaVer

[Iceman90]

Spike Dudley - Weightlifting

[Transplant]

JBL and Wrestling

[Transplant]

Announcer: The next competitor for the Mens Rings, representing the Untied States of America, The Big Show

**camera shows Big Show from behind sitting down. Eddie Guerrero is sitting next to him, patting him on the back. Big Show stands up, turns around to face the camera, and whipes his chin**

Eddie: Good Luck, Holmes, although my secret weapon should be more than enough for you to win, barto.

**Big Show stands under the rings, looking up at them. The lifter lifts Show to the rings, getting him 1mm off the floor.**

**lifter calls for backup, and a hord of Officials come to the aid, with no prevail.**

**an official goes off to find a ladder, and comes back. Big Show climbs the first rung, but it falls out beneath him. He rests his arm on the ladder, and then suddenly stands up straight, and places hand on butt hole, gritting his mouth.**

**another official goes off. Big Show shows uncomfortness in his face, placing both hands on butt hole**

**official returns, directing the forklift driver, Brock Lesnar, towards the rings. He places the Forklift under the rings. Show hops on, still clutching his cheeks. Brock lifts the forklift to the rings, and Show quickly lets go of his ass and grabs the rings. Brock then drives away.**

**Big Show is resting on the rings, and then starts swinging. The top bar of the rings bends heavily**

**Suddenly, Big Show lets himself go, and a shudder flies through the Gymnasium. However, it makes the Big Show swing a 90 degree angle. The Magnitude of the earthquake is still felt, and shakes the rings. The rope the rings are attatched to fling a litte bit. Big Shows body goes back downwards,which leaves drips of brown crap on the floor below. The ropes cotinue to stretch, and then horizotal pole snaps off. Big show falls, and leaves a 6 foot hole in the floor. The rest of the floor boards give in, the bleachers fall down, the waves fall in, and the ceiling drops in.**

**a faint sound is heard from the epicentre. A big brown puddle begins to engulp some of the wreckage around the first hole**

Announcer: Uh....judges?

British Judge: I believe the Richter scale pick up a 10.5 for that.

[Corkscrewed]

Oh man, that was disgusting! :lol:

[tucsonspeed6]

Swimming: A bunch of guys dive into the pool and swim as hard as they can. Undertaker comes out and hits the pool with lightning, electrocuting everyone in it.

Weightlifting: Spike Dudley shows up everyone by lifting well over 600 lbs. (This one would have worked better with Crash Holly, but circumstances happen...)

Shotput: Bunch of guys throwing the big balls. Then Lita shows up, bends over, and fires out a baby that shoots across the arena.

Gold Medal Cerimony: SOme guy gets a gold medal, and suddenly Randy Orton runs up and RKO's him, killing yet another legend.

Gymnastics: During the floor program, Rico does a dance routine.

That's all I've got for now.

[Xero]

Shotput: Bunch of guys throwing the big balls. Then Lita shows up, bends over, and fires out a baby that shoots across the arena.
:rofl:

[Mayo]

Mark Henry and weightlifting :roll:
Ric Flair on the beam
A-Train in swimming relay (all that hair will help)
Shane McMahon in a high dive
Rhyno on the rings (the glue will help him stick)
Tajiri in judo or kickboxing

[Aussie Skier]

Kevin Nash

Shooting.
Nash aims his rifle "OH NO!!!!! TORN QUAD!!!!!!!"

[Iceman90]

Kevin Nash

Shooting.
Nash aims his rifle "OH NO!!!!! TORN QUAD!!!!!!!"

ROFL!

Too bad Drinking isn't an event, or Scott Hall would win gold for sure.

[Shaggy]

Shotput: Bunch of guys throwing the big balls. Then Lita shows up, bends over, and fires out a baby that shoots across the arena.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Hired Hitman]

Gold Medal Cerimony: SOme guy gets a gold medal, and suddenly Randy Orton runs up and RKO's him, killing yet another legend.

That would be cool.

[Transplant]

Scotty Too Hotty and rithymic Gymnastics

[The Cerebral Assassin]

Kane and football.

[ColdwaVer]

Gold Medal Cerimony: SOme guy gets a gold medal, and suddenly Randy Orton runs up and RKO's him, killing yet another legend.

Cut to Kurt Angle looking shifty and shoving his own medals into his shirt.

[Quick1]

HHH @ Winning everything.