I-Hate-You
08-13-2004, 01:46 AM
I'm not sure WHY he was on, but in the spirit of Tammy Sytch's downfall, I think it's only proper that we view & mock another fallen star, The Warrior:
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/u/ultimatewarrior/22.jpg
LOL, his name is Warrior, that still makes me laugh.
He looks really different (of course), but he doesn't look as insane as many of the rants that he writes.
Sickboy
08-13-2004, 11:44 AM
I don't think he looks weird, pretty normal looking middle aged man with a long hair.
Mr. JL
08-13-2004, 03:13 PM
He can use BIG words... to bad using BIG words doesn't make you smart when they make no sense when being structured in his sentences.
BTW, what do you think his wife calls him by? Jim or Warrior
this applies to both in and out of the bedroom..
KayfabeMan
08-13-2004, 07:00 PM
I was just about to say that I loved him on Smallville, and then I saw Corkscrewed's post. :lol:
"Naked Iraqis Learn How to Play Twister.
Perhaps I should explain. Perhaps not.
I am expected, again perhaps, to admit facetiousness. Even concede it was presented improperly so, then renounce the reckless impropriety. Ask you to forgive a moment of ironhearted uncouthness. Explain how I figured out for myself that I went too far, tread over the civil, decent line. And now, having come down from my fiery warrior senses, realize my stab at funny was absent laughs. Well, for those of you expecting, your expectations of me are too low and as we (heartlessly) do often here at Warrior Web -- I’m not sorry to disappoint you.
About all the photos, I can only tell you what I see. I can’t describe what I cannot. Call it a chronic fault of mine, but I’ve just never been very good at getting my mind’s eyes to fool themselves. It’s a peculiarity I’ve learned to live with, over time even come to accept as a virtue, irritating as it is for others. My first thought truly was that Naked Iraqis were playing Twister. Figuring as I was that Twister was probably one of those good 'ole pieces of Americana that Sad-Damn-can't-believe-they-found-me-in-my-hole forbid, and figuring, too, that these Iraqi prisoners were likely well-practiced in all kinds of depraved naked games, ones like kidnapping brides right after their vows and taking them out for a night on the town, topping it all off with impregnation. Oh, how every Iraqi family's first born was really something Sad-Damn and his goons -- these photographed criminal goons -- were nakedly proud.
Ok. The photos do tell a disorderly and bizarre story. They do. Just not the one the American_apostates have fallen for. I see grown adults who are American soldiers misbehaving in juvenile and stupid ways. In juvenile and stupid ways just like you will find on the formats of any reality TV show on any night of every week during prime time hours. Of course, pointing this likeness out is a nuisance to liberals. Why? Well because. One, they didn’t produce this Iraqi incidence on one of Disney’s lots and it's more popular with a wider viewing audience. Two, they need to spin it all into being taken “seriously” to put more stick into their stick man, John Kerry. It just doesn't look really good to have an entire catalogue of porno production in-house and claim this footage is oh so depraved and upsetting. (Can you imagine what Barney Frank and some of the other perverts in our government really thought viewing the full layout? Yeah, you're right, let's don't imagine it.) Hypocrisy to the rescue! They’re ok with this type of thing on TV when they write the script, but they aren’t when its real -- “Really, you can’t compare the two,” they tell us. It’s not the perverted or crude behavior bothering the anti-military, anti-American entertainment elites into such a tizzy, it’s that they didn’t come up with the idea first. Depraved, degenerate uniformed soldiers in their natural combat setting, despicably and unbecomingly representing the country. A War the liberal elites despise, and a country their personal, professional and political philosophies destroy.
Speaking of firsts, there are for me, first, previously recorded images, memories and history I can’t dismiss and necessarily need to review to put these Iraqi prisoner photos in perspective. I can’t forget the images of the torture afflicted on American innocents. Call me prejudice, but I have a bias for America. I’m partial to seeing America as it genuinely is -- the superpower and greatest country on the face of this planet. And as for my decent, law-abiding fellow America citizens -- we are better. Conservatives better than liberals. Why, yes, we do use better here...because we are.
I can’t forgive radical Islamic Fundamentalism, its terrorism and the populations of terrorists it breeds. Call me prejudice, but I hate them. I want them killed, erased from the face of this planet, before my or other American existence is.
I can’t avoid the fact that we are at War and these are prisoners of that War. They forfeited their rights, forfeited "human" as we like to say here -- Americans didn’t seize them.
What my eyes perceive doesn’t compute “abuse” in my mind. Certainly these soldiers, like other people who have jobs, had a job to do and are not, as these photos show, performing their proper job duties. And like others holding jobs, when they don’t do the job they are supposed to do-- either neglecting the duties involved in the work or shenanigans or transgressions going beyond it -- there are punishments and penalties. The military has the fastest judicial track there is. Heads do more than spin, they get knocked off.
I don’t see “torture.” I tried. Really did. Even had my eyes checked and went for a long run and a 1000 rep leg workout to flush any cobwebs from my mind. Still, no torture did I see. Also escaping me is any idea, at all, that America (and all the soldiery fighting the war) is forever disgraced and illegitimate. That America has squandered all it’s moral authority. Look around the World. Who’s the nutcase that thinks there’d even be any moral authority to scrutinize whatsoever if there were no United States of America? What nutcase? Oh, you had to go and ask me that did you? You can begin the hunt scrounging around in DC, canvassing 99.9% of today's government representatives. That’s where you’ll find the kooks and then some. It’s no surprise about the liberals; about the republicans it’s a godless damn shame.
For all the anti-American temper the liberal establishment apparently sees (and seethes) over how these Iraqi prisoners were treated, what about all the contemptible destruction and subhuman thinking and acting they willfully, for political convenience, are blind to and forget? What about the appalling uncivilized existence these raping, killing, maiming, dismembering, and cook-you-like-a-roast scumbags of Hell perpetuated not only on Americans who went there to fight and die to deliver freedom but also on their own flesh and blood people? What about that you traitorous liberal sons-a-bitches?
Six or Seven or a dozen or a hundred derelict soldiers is not an entire military of them. Standing on a box for hours till your muscles are sore is not hanging from a lamppost or bridge until you are a rotting skeletal carcass. Nakedness is not being skinned alive. A broken bone is not being chopped up alive by a woodchipper. Being ridiculed is not being raped. Being embarrassed is not being executed. A bag over the head is not a head in a bag.
Frankly, Mohammed, I don’t give a damn. There are some of us Americans who happen to have our patriotic priorities straight and don’t need to have them mangled by today’s p/c. I don’t give a big NY rat's ass about odd-pronounced same-named criminal subhumans who can’t get on board with the reality that these are not prehistoric times. It is the 21st century. Those who don’t want to get up to evolutionary speed, those who can’t control an urge to behave like wild beasts from the stone ages, are not "human" beings and don’t deserve to be treated as such. Try bathing and shaving and getting out from under the hair and the sheets and the towels once in a while to thwart the animal within.
Look, our Creator -- your Creator Mohabby-Kan!! -- didn’t build us the unique way we are to come here and sit on our ass in our bed clothes all day, bodies bent round like a pretzel, juicing our heads, humming and chanting our life away -- squander what we are, misuse what we are to tear the World down. There are no two ways about it, more than a minority of these Islamic Middle-Easterners are worshipping false-gods who have addresses in hell. In the United States we have animals in zoos that behave "human" better.
Revering religious belief systems as humanity progresses is one thing. Sustaining historical traditions is another, as are dress and personal hygiene customs. But refusing to engage humanistic progress that broadens opportunity for every human that is created is unholy. Refusing to engage the universal progress that creates healthier and happier lives across the board is sinful. Yes, there is a ton of modern progress that does nothing but junk us, not make us one bit better as human beings. Materiality that makes us intellectually empty, physically weak and has our characters and spirits dis-eased. Like how liberals define progress: how much more material crap we can acquire and how much more dependent people become on the government. That's not the kind of progress I mean. I mean concentrating on how we progress as “human beings.” (It’s sick the liberals call themselves the party of progress. An absolute joke. The only people they solicit, cater to and rise up to defend are the Homo sapiens who can’t seem to figure out how to use the "human" aspects of themselves. Those who belong more in cages than out on the civilized streets of society.)
I’m healthy and awakened to the sick and tired p/c of it all. It’s painful to watch all the slobberish pontificating by the liberals and all the pansy-ass pandering republicans (there are no Conservatives in Washington but maybe Ron Paul) do to ill-effectively counter it. It’s obscene.
Bush should cease discussion altogether. He should not have tolerated more than one press conference being questioned about the Iraqi prisoner situation. He should never have apologized. He should have said the investigation is going on, and our DoD initiated it, not, you, the press. We will get to the bottom of it. Justice will be served. In the meantime, we are dealing with thugs and murderers and killers and terrorists who have no respect for living human beings and no remorse whatsoever for those human beings they maim, dismember and kill. These people don’t want anything from us except that we are annihilated from the face of this planet. We are at War for the sake of civilization, for the sake of all mankind. War is hell, history tells us this. Yet we have undertaken this war to prevent hell on Earth. I am the President of the United States. My sworn obligation holds me libale for the citizens of this country who are under my watch, and I'll be damned if I'm going undermine our military efforts. I'm not here to worry about, nor operate, public relations, concerning myself with how other countries who won't even defend themselves perceive us as we work to do our job, perform our role as the leader, the Superpower of the World. I am through discussing it. Next question.
What we should have done is used resources -- time, money and effort -- to weed out and evacuate the decents then dropped a bomb and leveled the rest all the way to last rung of Hell. Especially so, in Fallulah and other terrorist strongholds. Repercussions? What is it the Republicans do not understand about the fact that there can be no long term repercussions when, today, morality is relative and there is no attention span longer than 24 hours! We went to kick terrorist ass, we need to get it over with and just kick it. Not one life of any of any American is worth the cost of fighting with one hand tied behind the back.
If there's going to be any benefit of the doubt extended, mine is going to be extended to the greater than great chance those Iraqis in those photos are low-life subhuman killers who are a waste of life, breathing only to spread world-wide terror and mayhem, poisoning the air others breath while they are at it.
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For some time now I have been meaning to post a link to page of a guy I have known (via email correspondence) for quite some time. If you are a regular Warrior Web visitor, you know this is unusual for me to do. I am breaking this custom this time because this guy inspires me by what he’s done with all that he’s gone through and is still going through on a daily basis. Without giving you many details -- he can tell you his story better than I -- let me just say, for whatever has failed already (and continues to fail) on his body, his mind and spirit are razor sharp like a warrior’s sword. There are just some who get it about life, its blessings and its responsibilities -- he does. He knows (and practices the belief) that feeling sorry for yourself or blaming others is simply a waste of time. Without further adieu, a human being who should be proud of himself, for I am: www.spongedaddy.com
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Finally. And again. There are rumors circulating again that Ultimate Warrior is returning to the ring. If he is I don’t know about it and I believe I’d be the first to know -- after all, his heart beats through me. The rumor, put out I've been told by NWATWA?, Jimmy Hart? and others, is that I even called looking for job. It's a lie. Another sham, this one revealing the tiny, shriveled impotent character of NWATWA and those over there.
For the record, let's get it straight. I don't call for a job. Jimmy and you others who can't seem to get on with your life beyond your failed wrestling experiments -- if there were or are to be any phone calls made, it's you making them because you need an UW, not because I need you. That kind of confidence smacks of arrogance to some, I call it doing the right thing -- defending myself and my integrity when bullshit comes down the pike. Apparently, you guys are on a never-ending mission to mischaracterize me, as well as use UW's name to create buzz for your soon to fail, always failing, wrestling ventures. The only positive hype you guys get is that you drop the Ultimate Warrior name; that you continue to do so says as much. And here I thought the whole world knew -- UW and I were such pieces of valueless, profitless garbage...
Still today -- STILL TODAY! -- UW's name, in wrestling genre forums, generates more interest, grabs greater attention than all others, even though apparently he was a no good, no talented, no drawing SOB. I say, first, thank you for expanding the legend of The Ultimate Warrior. I really do appreciate it from the bottom of my f'all-you-pathetic-people heart. Second, maybe you should quit beating the show horse none of you could ever be. Look in the mirror, grow up. Recognize I beat you already. Beat you at your own game, your own "work." Was better. Still am.
I am Warrior."
KayfabeMan
08-14-2004, 07:33 PM
I figured out for myself that I went too far, tread over the civil, decent line. It’s a peculiarity I’ve learned to live with, over time even come to accept as a virtue, irritating as it is for others. Ok.
The photos do tell a disorderly and bizarre story. They do. Why? Well because. I tried. Really did. It is the 21st century. An absolute joke.
It’s obscene.
I am the President of the United States. My sworn obligation holds me liable for the citizens of this country who are under my watch, and I'll be damned if I'm going undermine our military efforts. I am through discussing it. Next question.
I say we use this quote and have him committed... :shifty:
I-Hate-You
08-14-2004, 07:50 PM
So I guess Warrior is a Republican.
I'm starting to see a trend here in old, crazy, senile wrestlers being Republican.
loopydate
08-14-2004, 07:58 PM
So I guess Warrior is a Republican.
I'm starting to see a trend here in old, crazy, senile wrestlers being Republican.
Don't forget Nazis!
Funky Fly
08-14-2004, 08:03 PM
So I guess Warrior is a Republican.
I'm starting to see a trend here in old, crazy, senile wrestlers being Republican.
Indeed he is. If Lara cares to post that "Warriorfun.mp3" you'll see that he even taught his daughter how to say "dirty liberal". :|
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