Least favourite commentator?

[Moonax]

Who do you hate listening to more than anyone else and why?

I have a deep hatred of Clive Tylseley (football) for basically sucking Alex Ferguson's cock everytime he commentates.

Mark Nicholas (cricket) is far too smug and pleased with himself. He forgets just how shit he was as a player.

[Skeletor2]

Clive Tylseley, because of his Man Utd humping and his comments during England vs France, which on the plus side, really came back to bite him in the arse.

[Yashamaga]

Tim McCarver and that YES guy that always goes " SEE YA! "

[El Capitano Gatisto]

Clive Tyldesley, because of his xenophobia and support for Manchester United.

John Motson because he says the most moronic things, knows nothing about football. He is obviously one of those people who memorises stats, but has never played, and doesn't really understand the game.

[loopydate]

Bill Walton. Sure, the guy knows the game, but if I never hear "Tho it down, big fella!" again, I'll be happy.

[ct2k]

Bob Costas

[Mr. Monday Morning]

John Motson because he says the most moronic things, knows nothing about football. He is obviously one of those people who memorises stats, but has never played, and doesn't really understand the game.

:y:

He also has a bad tendancy to laugh at his own shit jokes and seems to be in a homosexual relationship with Mark Lawrenson.

[Dazz]

For the reasons stated b many already, Tydsley.

Also Tony Gubba annoys the shit out of me, not sure why though, glad they keep his commentating to a minimum normally.

[The Mask]

who was that twat who presented match of the day 2 yesterday? he seemed to know absolutely fuck all about footy :|

[ct2k]

I think he's the guy who presents that Business lunch program and Newsnight sometimes

[The Mackem]

Fuck off, they haven't got him doing Match of the day, have they?

[The Miz]

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[The Mackem]

haha commentators are supposed to love the game so much that they are above supporting just one team.

[Rob]

Tony Cottee

[Ogen]

Tydesley for his disgraceful bias and Atkinson was a twat before he got booted off.

[The Mackem]

I don't know why ITV bother putting Bobby Robson on anymore.

[Rob]

For the jokes. The guy has lost it so it's funny watching the old man ramble.

[Moonax]

Don Cherry is a bit of a nob jockey.

Cackling Willie Carson can also fuck off

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

I don't really like John Madden at all, he stats the obvious way too much

"Well if they score the most Touchdowns today, they'll probably win"

[toxic rooster]

Tydesley for his disgraceful bias and Atkinson was a twat before he got booted off.

*casual mention of 'that night in Barcelona'*

[AlphaBean]

Bill Walton.

"That was a poor decision to take the mid-range open jumper, he should have passed it to someone who would have made the shot."


"Wow, what amazing athletic ability to heave that shot from half-court over his head with only 15 seconds left on the shot clock. That's the play of a savvy veteran right there."



AKA: He's the master of hindsight. Favre's "Monday Morning QB" commercial has a lot to say about Bill Walton's style of commentary.

[yianni]

There are so many twatty Australian commentators at the moment in the Olympics that it's not funny.

[Downunder]

There are so many twatty Australian commentators at the moment in the Olympics that it's not funny.
Watch SBS you fucking wog.

Thier commentaters are far less twatty than the cocks on Ch 7

[toxic rooster]

Bloody Bruce McAvaney, who started getting excited about the Sydney olympics and began hyping them up and plugged them every chance he got since oh, about 1994 :mad:

[yianni]

Watch SBS you fucking wog.

Thier commentaters are far less twatty than the cocks on Ch 7
I do now mate, but I had to watch Australia-Tunisia in the football on channel 7. :mad:

[da king?]

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not really a fan of greg millen on hnic and yeah don cherry is a bit of a dinasour. actually i don't really have a huge problem with him speaking his mind on issues to create controversy but his homerism is sickening and a real turn off.
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[yianni]

Bloody Bruce McAvaney, who started getting excited about the Sydney olympics and began hyping them up and plugged them every chance he got since oh, about 1994 :mad:
Yeah and channel 7 being generally shit overall. :mad:

SHOW A FUCKING GOOD SPORT LIKE FOOTBALL...actually don't, you have shit commentators. :o

[packt up]

Fuck off, they haven't got him doing Match of the day, have they?

Yeah they do...I didn't recognise him but apparently its that business guy.

Never seen someone stare at a clipboard so much for guidance.





Apart from Dermot O'Leary.

[packt up]

Oh yeah and Tylseley for all already mentioned reasons.

[Moonax]

Dermot O'leary is a cock.

That Northern guy who does the athleteics. Athletics commentary full stop is pretty shit. Sally Gunnell is just terrible.

[ct2k]

As far as baseball is concerned Johnny Gould is pretty terrible as he doesn't know much, and bases every pitcher comment around their era, good presenter apart from that though.

[Doink]

i really hate malcom macdonald (he does the 3 legends programme on century fm but also comentates on some newcastle games). the thing is he is so bias towards newcastle that he cant see past the black and white stripes.

if anyone asks him a question on newcastle he will avoid answering it but at the same time if there is a conversation about boro or sunderland going on he will stick his opnion in. he is an absolute tit!

[DegenerationY]

I can NOT stand the clowns who do Fox Baseball. They are the most biased dicks in the world, and they're not even good at what they do :mad:

Also, Bill Walton. Have you ever heard his take on Michael Olowokandi? It's hard to miss, he talks about him every single time he's on the air.

Plus, that lisp makes me want to bitch slap the dude :mad:

[Moonax]

I hate that guy who always does that 'say hello to my little friend' crap. He can suck my dick.

[BCWWF]

Yeah, the Olympics gets some pretty bad no name people. The "olympic events," the ones that people don't care about unless its the Olympics, get shit commentators who don't know what they're talking about. Its pretty bad.

[Gertner]

john cerutti during Jays games

Every pitcher has a "nasty slider"

Mickey Redmond and Ken Daniels as well.

[Moonax]

Can someone just shoot Sally Gunnell.

Please.

[VonErich Lives]

I don't really like John Madden at all, he stats the obvious way too much

"Well if they score the most Touchdowns today, they'll probably win"

He gets my vote, although... damn... can't think of his name who calls national broadcasted baseball games but is a yankee knob sucker... If your not the hometown crew, call it down the middle.

[Moonax]

channel?

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Hugh Bladen is a rugby commentator. He's an English South African yet he pronounces every name like it's Afrikaana, plus he is just a big tit, and he infuriates me.

[Doink]

martin tyler as he alway says szilard nemeth's name wrong (you say it so it includes the h on the end) but he always calls him nemet