So who in the wrestling world should be behind bars?

[JJ Moore]

*storyline wise*

Rikishi - Racially Motivated Attempted Murder *wasnt he on about holding the "white man" down*

There we go, ive shared one. Only really want ones that stand out, i dont want thing's like GBH in Wrestling :shifty:

Real one's: You know like, burning your parents alive in your home :shifty:

[Nark Order]

Undertaker killed Paul Bearer... He should be getting life in prison.

[Herb Masta]

kane set JR on fire
threatened lita if she didnt fuk him
kane chokeslammed his boss of the stage
he killed his brother technically

kane is unstoppable

[Ian]

King Jericho.

[Nark Order]

Big Bossman for impersonating a police officer...

[tucsonspeed6]

Real Life: Anyone who votes for Christy in the diva search probably has kiddie porn on their computers. It's something the WWE should look into before they let her win.

[Herb Masta]

every wrestler whos ever hit a security guard/police officer

[JJ Moore]

Big Bossman for dragging big shows momma's corpse in her casket by a police car.

[Xero]

Eric Bischoff: Attempted to marry Billy and Chuck and impersonated a preist :shifty:

Austin: For Assult (Vince), Grand Theft Auto (Zamboni), and Grand Crush Auto (Numerous cars), Robbery (Rock's title) :shifty:

Triple H: Breaking and Entering (Regal's hotel room), Assult (Numerous), Assult with a Deadly Weapon (Sledgehammer)

Rico: Sexual Harrassment (Everyone)

[Gone Mad]

Shane: for attempted murder (Kane in the limo)

Kaientai: Assault with a deadly weapon (Val's venis)

HBK: Attempted murder and destruction of property (Marty Jennety thru window)

Big Bossman: Too many to name (draging coffins,cooking animals, and impersonating police and guardian angels)

Kane: Dentistry without a license.

[John la Rock]

Vince should be fired for abuse of power (Corrupt Boss, Austin angle, etc)

[Ian]

Naked Mideon: Public Indecency

[John la Rock]

Undertaker - Kidnapping (Stephanie McMahon)

[Corkscrewed]

JBL: Nazi Salute... in Germany

:shifty:

[Spoon Bender]

Triple H: Breaking and Entering (Regal's hotel room), Assult (Numerous), Assult with a Deadly Weapon (Sledgehammer)


Isn't sex with the corpse of a murder victim illegal too? Tampering with evidence perhaps.

[The One]

Randy Orton: Killing...of legends :shifty:

[Apprentice]

Brock Lesnar- throwing a cripple down a flight of stairs

[Mayo]

Eddie stealing Kurt Angle's gold medals
Angle stealing Austin's smoking skull belt

Mae Young for suffocating her hand baby by covering it with a glove

[Xero]

Isn't sex with the corpse of a murder victim illegal too? Tampering with evidence perhaps.
It was pretty much revealed that it was a manaquin... But that DOES apply to Kane :shifty:

[Nark Order]

Isn't sex with the corpse of a murder victim illegal too? Tampering with evidence perhaps.
I don't know. Is necrophelia even illegal?

[Mike the Metal Ed]

Triple H, Scott Steiner and Kevin Nash:

Causing self-inflicted eye injury to numerous fans during the 2003 Royal Rumble, No Way Out and Bad Blood.

[Innovator]

Austin: Attempted Manslaughter (HHH/Forklift), public drunkeness (weekly)

[JJ Moore]

Goldust: Dangerous driving - WM12 - backlot brawl

[Herb Masta]

Al wilson hes dead so i was thinkin maybe dawn marie would be arrested for manslaughter but i duno if that would happen

austin dropped hhh from a car

[Xero]

Goldust: Dangerous driving - WM12 - backlot brawl
Piper too :shifty:

[loopydate]

HBK: Attempted murder and destruction of property (Marty Jennety thru window)
That Marty. Such a coward...

[rob11]

repo man-impersonating a repo man and stealing

[MVP]

Kane for drunk driving and manslaughter. Triple H for necrophilia.

[Kane Knight]

Kane--Impersonating a dentist (this probably includes other charges, such as taking advantage of people under sedation).

[Kane Knight]

Let's see.

Austin, for 9,999,436 accounts of assault, aggravatged assault, and assault and battery...And that's just his ex wives. Let's not forget the numerous ones he did on TV.

Triple H. Fraud. Remember when he "married" SM?

The entire WWE board. Granted, it would be in club fed, but they've knowingly allowed numerous criminal acts to occur, plus the WWE is clearly an unsafe workplace (and some of the folks are white, so the government would be all over this).

[Dave Youell]

Everytime a wrestler goes under a new gimmick they are taking on a new Identity thus having a new life, so tax evasion is going to be factor there

[Kane Knight]

Everytime a wrestler goes under a new gimmick they are taking on a new Identity thus having a new life, so tax evasion is going to be factor there
Well, they could legally change their name, and thus wouldn't be evading taxes, just lying about themselves to the public. That's not illegal. It's even required for politics.

[Kamchadal.]

Shawn Michaels - his hair alone warrants it.

[Xero]

The Undertaker: Murder (His parents, Bearer), Attempted Sacrifices (Mideon), Abductions (Big Vis)

Dudley Boyz: Assult with a Deadly Weapon (Tables) :shifty:

Evolution: Assulting the Handicapped (Eugene)

[JJ Moore]

Austin: Pushing a handicapped person (bret with broken leg) off the raw stage: THANK GOD those mats were there to break his fall, lucky or what!

[Chavo Classic]

Al wilson hes dead so i was thinkin maybe dawn marie would be arrested for manslaughter but i duno if that would happen

austin dropped hhh from a car

If I were about to be sexed to death by dawn marie, then pressing charges would be the last thing on my mind. :eek:

[tazmaster]

Kevin Nash and Scott Hall - For assault with a deadly weapon. (Causing a car accident in which the old Steiner brothers' car rolled over)

Rikishi - Same for running over SCSA

The Big Show - Assault on Kurt Angle - Destruction of private property to Tori Wilson's car

Stephanie and HHH - For same sex marriage

[RGWhat316]

Good topic, trying to think of ones already not mentioned
Eddie and Chavo Guerrero: For always stealing
Stone Cold, Chris Benoit, Eddie Guerrero: Stealing Kurt Angle's gold medals
Kurt Angle: Truck theft, attempted murder into a swimmimg pool
Hulk Hogan, Kurt Angle: Stealing, Destruction of Undertaker's motorcycle
Hulk Hogan/nWo: Attempted murder on the Rock
Steve Blackman: Attempted murder on Shane McMahon (knocking him off the titantron)
Kurt Angle: Faking an injury and getting disability
The Dudleyz: Stealing Jericho/Christian's Ass Cream for embarrassment

[wag2k]

<b>Big Show</b> GBH - Throwing Kurt Angle from top of parrapet

[ColdwaVer]

I don't know. Is necrophelia even illegal?

Abuse of a corpse is a crime, so yes.

[BLaZeR-]

Kane for violating Torrie. :shifty:

[Kane Knight]

Lita for prostitution.

...Hey, her "sexual favors" to Kane were technically prostitution...

[Kane Knight]

Eric Bischoff--Rape, B&E, etc.

[Herb Masta]

JAMIE NOBLE- SOLICITING PROSTITUTEZ (TORRIE)

[LK]

HHH/Steiner - Causing serious mental trauma for fans at RR 2003
Undertaker - Murder

[Xero]

Scott Steiner, Triple H, Ultimate Warrior, Vince McMahon, Hulk Hogan, Lex Lugar - Use of illegal substances :shifty:

[King Jericho]

King Jericho.

wtffffff

[JJ Moore]

Stephanie and HHH - For same sex marriage

Geniuos :lol:

[The Answer]

Mideon for Public nudity :rofl:

[CosaNostra]

Triple H - burying people
SCSA - public intoxication

[FourFifty]

<font color=cyan>Scott Hall and Kevin Nash for disturbance of the peace (when The Outsiders first hit WCW)

Austin… Need I really say anything? Open containers in pubic! For shame!

Hardcore Holly for impersonating a talent (and doing a poor job).

Vince McMahon for fraud (whenever you lie to your employees…)

Brian Pillman (god rest his soul) for pulling a gun on Austin (by far my fav Pillman moment… and fav Austin moment)

The Godfather… Do I really need to say why this man should be in jail?

Dave Hebner for impersonating a referee.

1-2-3 Kid for Grand Theft (how much did he steal from Razor again?)

Chyna for being Chyna.

Brock Lesnar (and the WWE Creative Staff) for copyright infringement (Here Comes The Pain… Isn’t that a Slayer song?)

[Aussie Skier]

One which no one has said yet. ( i dont think)

Kane - For assault on HBK

Triple H and Roaddog - Spitting in a public (?) place - u can get a fine for that in Aust.

Golddust - sexual assault on Ahmed Johnson and Rowdy Roddy Piper

Rowdy Roddy Piper - sexual assault on Golddust (why did he do that!) :)

Rob Conway - Entering a private area (when he entered the ring with the dudleys from the crowd...i dunno, that other guy got arrested for it at summerslam).

Tyson Tomko - Ditto ^

Scott Hall - Ditto ^

good post btw

[Impact!]

One which no one has said yet. ( i dont think)

Kane - For assault on HBK

Triple H and Roaddog - Spitting in a public (?) place - u can get a fine for that in Aust.

Golddust - sexual assault on Ahmed Johnson and Rowdy Roddy Piper

Rowdy Roddy Piper - sexual assault on Golddust (why did he do that!) :)

Rob Conway - Entering a private area (when he entered the ring with the dudleys from the crowd...i dunno, that other guy got arrested for it at summerslam).

Tyson Tomko - Ditto ^

Scott Hall - Ditto ^

good post btw

dude im from australia wheres can u get fined for spitting in public???
cause like ive never been caught or done that or anything :shifty:

[Aussie Skier]

dude im from australia wheres can u get fined for spitting in public???
cause like ive never been caught or done that or anything :shifty:

I'm live in Melbourne.
My mate got off with a warning, but I once saw someone on chapel street get a fine for it.

hell, they give out fines for J walking in thecity in Melbourne too!!!!


:wtf:

[Impact!]

I'm live in Melbourne.
My mate got off with a warning, but I once saw someone on chapel street get a fine for it.

hell, they give out fines for J walking in thecity in Melbourne too!!!!


:wtf:how about that i live in Bris and ive never seen anyone get fined but hey thats cool. thanks for informing me

[The_Next_Big_Hook_up]

Randy Savage: Impersonating Royalty

Alundra Blayze: Theft (in regards to her taking the WWE womans title to Nitro and then tossing it into the trash)

And I can't remember if it was Mr. Perfect who destroyed Hogan's WWF title, and if I'm correct then destruction of public property

[The_Next_Big_Hook_up]

Irwin R. Schyster: Impersonating a Federal Employee

[Drakul]

Jerry Lawler saying Stacey Keibler is sexy etc. - Pedophilia

[KayfabeMan]

*Jericho - For smashing Chyna's hand with a hammer....
*Austin - For holding Scott Hall hostage....
*PMS - For consistently raping Shawn Stasiak... :shifty:

Jeez, there are so many of these....

And on a related note: Why is it that if WCW didn't want the nWo around, and if the nWo guys weren't under WCW contract - they didn't have them arrested for being on private property / disorderly conduct / assault / etc..?? :shifty:

[Cool King]

Jerry Lawler saying Stacey Keibler is sexy etc. - Pedophilia


That's not Pedophilia :nono:

[Tornado]

wtffffff
You "impregnated" Dave's girlfriend.....you evil evil man...:mad:

[Innovator]

New Jack - countless acts of assault with a weapon

[Drakul]

That's not Pedophilia :nono:
Its a joke,you Hogan loving grease monkey! :mad:

[RemyRed]

Godfather - Pimping Prostitutes (has done it in states where it is illegal)

Scott Hall - Assault with a weapon (electrocuted Goldberg)

Batista & Randy Orton- Attempted Murder (Threw Goldust into that thing that electrocuted him)

Rock- Attempted Murder (Threw Austin off a bridge)

Triple H - Conspiracy (Paid Rikishi to run over Austin) and countless other things.

Scott Hall - DUI, Drunk & Disorderly Conduct

X-Pac - Assault with a deadly weapon (He shot Kane in the face with a flamethrower for crying out loud)

Vampiro - Arson

Sabu - Homicidal, Suicidal, Genocidal

[Fox]

HOMICIDE AND ATTEMPTED HOMICIDE:
Undertaker (numerous occasions)
Rikishi (hit Stone Cold, attempted to hit him again)
Triple H (bashed HBK's head through a window)
Vince McMahon (buried UT alive)
Steve Austin (dropped Triple H in a car from 20 feet)
Big Bossman (tried to poison Al Snow by making him eat his own dog)
Kane (numerous occasions)
Mick Foley (numerous occasions)

ATTEMPTED SUICIDE:
Mick Foley (numerous occasions, including KOTR 98)
Jeff Hardy (numerous occasions, including WM 2000)
Terry Funk (numerous occasions)

PROSTITUTION:
Trish Stratus (to Vince McMahon)
Terri Runnels (to Hardyz and E&C before No Mercy 99)
Sable (to Vince McMahon)
Lita (to Kane)

INTERNATIONAL CRIMES:
John Bradshaw Layfield (Heil Bradshaw! in Germany)

UNAUTHORIZED USE OF A VEHICLE:
Steve Austin (numerous occasions, including the zamboni and beer truck)
Kurt Angle (milk truck)
Goldust (WM X vs. Roddy Piper)

ILLEGAL MEDICAL PROCEDURES:
Kai-En-Tai (Choppy Choppy Your PeePee incident with Val Venis)
Big Show (incident with Rey Mysterio on a stretcher at Backlash 03)
Mark Henry (why the fuck was a hand up Mae Young's vagina?)

ROBBERY:
Eddie Guerrero (he lies, he cheats, he steals)
Chavo Guerrero (he lies, he cheats, he steals)

RACE CRIMES:
Teddy Long (leader of a violent Black Power movement, aka Rodney Mack's 3 Minute White Boy Challenge)

[JeremyTB29]

Now which wrestlers do you think can plead insanity?.

Kane-Burned as a child.Made him very unstable

[Cool King]

Its a joke,you Hogan loving grease monkey! :mad:


Well it wasn't a very good one! :mad:

[Head]

Just about everyone.

[Drakul]

Well it wasn't a very good one! :mad:
You know you love me! :kiss: