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FourFifty

08-20-2004, 01:56 AM

FourFifty

08-20-2004, 01:56 AM

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Mega Man didn’t know what weapon to use when he was given the task of defeating Cowboy Man.

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Oh! So it was the giant fist’s idea to push The Undertaker!

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“They’re blaming WHO for Raw’s ratings?”

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Kama Sutra, the director’s cut.

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What Spike doesn’t see is Sean O’Haire’s fishing hook right above the title…

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Billy: What the hell are you doing up there?
London: I’m doing what Vince wants done with the CW division.
Billy: HE MEANT METAPHORICALLY!!!!
London: Wait! You mea---- uh-oh!

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Billy: Damn it! Is everyone doing it?
Chavo: UH-OH!

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Holly:GOD DAMN IT!!!!

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Kurt: You know Eddie, buddy, I’m glad we rekindled our friendship! Just think of all the fun we can have now! Playing video games, sharing secrets, doing our hair, real guy things! Oh, we can play “Candyland” tonight! Or maybe chess! Hey, I have the first season of Star Trek! We can watch that, or play D&D! What dya say, Buddy?
Eddie: zzzz.zzzzz….zzz…..zzzzzz…
Kurt: Yeah, so many choices! Take your time to think about ‘em!

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JR: ROCK BOTTOM!

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The ref tries to throw the invisibility cloak back on Cena and D-Von, for after all, the mystery of the invisible crucifix cannot be revealed.

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D-Von: Why did you just spit your gum on me!?!?
Cena: Ah, sorry man. I guess I’ll never be as good as Curt.

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The F-U… D-Von’s punishment for saying “Let’s Go See Catwoman.”

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Rene: Woah, monsieur Van Dam, don’t hog zat sheet! Puff it and pass it… I am so fucked up…
Ref: And he only had one drag…

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RVD: Dude! How did he leap off your shoulders! We were so going to do the Doomsday Device on Rene.
Ref: You’ve been smoking too much of that shit.

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Teddy Long was too wrapped up in his game of pacman to concentrate on his promo.

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Tragedy struck as poor Rey was ejected when Eddie mixed his nitrous oxide with his hydraulics on his lowrider.

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Everyone had to advert their eyes as a drunken, nude Ric Flair decided to dance a jig on the titantron.

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HERE COMES THE PLAIN!!!!

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Regardless of all of Eddie’s encouraging and training, Rey just couldn’t steal another man’s boots.

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Kurt: Hey there Eddie! Watch los hands!
Eddie: Why? I thought you were the Triple H of SmackDown.

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Use #437 for a Luther Reins match- Nap time.

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To further solidify his status as a heel, Kurt dumps out the crème filling.

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Even God himself blew his load when Randy Orton won the title at Summer Slam.

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After the rib is teammates pulled on him, Brock thinks of going back to the WWE.

mitch_h

08-20-2004, 02:02 AM

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“Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology"

Alright thats all I got

The Cerebral Assassin

08-20-2004, 02:59 AM

No caption, but have you noticed how cheap looking WWE's grahpics are lately?

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Gone Mad

08-20-2004, 03:12 AM

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You'd look like this too if you got invited to Lita's wedding.

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Teddy Long was in the middle of his interview when he remembered he had to take out Stevie Richards' trash.

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Lousy Neutrinos and their rap music..

**I hope you guys know who they are..**

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...WHAT'S HAPPENING THIS FALL AGAIN???

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Kidman: London! To TNA, before they forget our pu--

Announcer: Your winner and new tag champs -Funaki and this rock!

Kidman: Blast!

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When life hands you paint, you vandalize.

OR

Angle had a drinking problem. He just had to do milk everywhere.

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Bradshaw: ..And that is why you don't try to imitate JR to his face.

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Drugging D'von was the only way Cena could drag anyone to go with him to see "Yugi-Oh -the Movie".

More later..or maybe not.

Quick1

08-20-2004, 04:39 AM

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Cena: You can't see- Oh wait I can't see you.

Chavo Classic

08-20-2004, 04:42 PM

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Mordecai's new gimmick was even worse.

Corkscrewed

08-20-2004, 10:20 PM

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George Lucas fucks up again in this sneak peak of Episode 3 by turning Anakin into Darth Cowboy Vader.

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This was all the proof smarks needed to declare that Taker was indeed the biggest knucklehead ever.

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Eddie took his gimmick to a whole new level when he stole Taker's eyeballs.

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The Dudley's watched in disgust as the two guys who'd been SmackDOWN's ultimate jobbers two years ago tried to put each other over during the CW title match.

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"Is it a bit drafty in here?"

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In a re-enactment of the maiden voyage of the Titanic, Paul London tries to look out for iceberg but is distracted when he thuds against an invisible sort of barrier above him.

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When the universe spontaneously imploded, only Chavo was smart of enough to think of grabbing onto the ring ropes.

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It was a brilliant scheme: if any viewer had the endurance and fortitude to actually watch a whole year of horrible SD! programming, he'd get a million dollars!!!

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Kurt's excitement at finally pranking Eddie with a joy buzzer quickly faded when he realized he'd brought the fall-asleep buzzer instead.

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In an uncharacteristically sloppy segment, both Eddie and Kurt botch hugging.

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Their second attempt wasn't much better either.

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Every once in a while, Forrest like to put a bit of zip and variety in how he saved people.

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As hard as he tried, Cena could not convince D-Von that he was really Booker T.

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The first annual Carry a Shit/Take a Shit contest was a huge ratings bust.

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This was, by far, the weirdest tango anyone had ever seen.

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"Dammit! Why didn't they shoot that man in the ass??!!"

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Things got interesting when Eddie and Rey stole the Weasley's flying automobile.

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Eddie: "Yeah, stay right here. No, of course we're not going to tie you up and then pour icy water on you!!"

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Luther glanced at Rey then glared with anger. Damn those pranksters and their invisible ass darts!

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Tonight, in WWE Political Simulation Theater, Kurt and Rey show how Americans have longed taken advantage of and stepped on Mexicans for far too long.

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Befitting of his Naptime Enforcer role, Brock had already made Briant Hebner to take a siesta, but Mysterio was proving to be a lot more finnicky.

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Kurt knew this was drastic, but his conscience commanded him to send the message: Eddie just wasn't drinking enough milk in his everyday diet.

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Alas, getting slimed was the poor car's punishment for wanting to do it for the Rock.

Chuck Jones

08-21-2004, 04:03 PM

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In a last ditch attempt to boost flagging ratings, WWE hire Inspector Gadget

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"When the eyes of the Ranger are upon you..."

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Taker does his best to ignore the little girls' screams

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"Dudley Bowling" was a sucess. "Dudley Football" needed more work though.

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Random workers: Oh my god, WWE's closing down, but Spike is still smiling!
Spike (after Plastic surgery): This is horrible!

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London was doomed when the ring began to sink in HHH's quicksand trap.

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Hmm. I think the Earthquake was done better when it was a big guy who did it.

OR

Now that Ric Flair was attacking the sinking ring, Chavo tried his best to save the most talented man in the match.

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Kurt: Hey, Eddie. Eyes up here!

Blue Demon

08-21-2004, 04:20 PM

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WWE brings new meaning to "The Bionic Redneck"

PorkSoda

08-21-2004, 08:25 PM

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Bradshaw's JBL gimmick did not work too well...and neither did his Dairy Queen Milk Ice Cream Man gimmick.

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And now we return to the Dating Show.
Undertaker: You can come roll in the back with me anytime. *Rolls eyes in back of head*

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Chavo: WHOAAAA! This new chair is really fun! It bounces! Wobble wobble!
Ref: Dude, did you just fill the cup?

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Kurt: Be a man, shake my hand!
Eddie: Ohhh ok, nice hands Kurt *Shakes hand and grabs his thumb* Always keep me on your finger thats the spot where you may linger! *Smiles evily at Kurt*
Kurt: Ok....you can let go of my hand now...thats enough Eddie...this is getting weird.....
Eddie: *Grabs middle finger* This little piggy went home...
Kurt: DAMNIT EDDIE, LET GO!

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Eddie was too enthusiasted about meeting Uncle Sam

Cool King

08-21-2004, 08:37 PM

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Oh no not again!

Innovator

08-21-2004, 08:48 PM

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WWE gives a cool $1 million to every fan that watches while Bradshaw is champ