Japanese Wrestling Captions

[My Final Heaven]

Hello all, I was just surfing online & found a site with pics from a japanese women's wrestling show. I found myself thinking captions to them as I was looking at them, so I figured I would post some here :D. Have fun ppl, I'll start off!

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[Quick1]

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People from other countries do not know how to have sex.

[My Final Heaven]

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Ref: "She kinda looks like Molly from behind..."

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Not content with just winning, she finished the match by ripping the other girl's heart out!

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Apparently, the ref really likes DVDs from South America.

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Ref: "KILL!"

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The crowd cheered. They thought the ring was full of cute girls.... until they read their shirts...

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The first-ever "Helping Hands Across Japan" would've gone off without perfectly, if they had just forgotton to call Lita.

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Michael Cole: "The Perfect-Plex!"

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Thinking quickly, she squished Chucky with the chair before he stabbed his victim.

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"124... 125... 126..."

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"インディアンデスロック!!!"
translation: DAMN that Steven Richards!!!

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Wait, you mean Nova's already debuted his WWE gimmick in Japan?

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That's the last time they'll hold a wrestling event on Judgement Day.

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Go to your local Toys R' Us right now & get the new Referee action figure! Now with Kung-Fu Grip Action!

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Since WWE wasn't doing anything with her, Nidia took a little trip.