Kane and Lita Captions

[Cool King]

Since the Happy Couple are getting married on Monday I decided to captions! Enjoy :D


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http://raw.wwe.com/superstars/kane/images/32.jpg
http://raw.wwe.com/superstars/lita/images/11.jpg

[FourFifty]

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<img src=http://raw.wwe.com/superstars/kane/images/32.jpg>
<b>Shane:</b> Oh Kane, that's the LAST time you beat me at tic-tac-toe... You'll pay for this!
<b>Kane:</b> And how are you going to do that?
<img src=http://raw.wwe.com/superstars/kane/images/92.jpg>
<b>Shane:</b> WITH THIS STORYLINE!!!!
<b>Kane:</b> ...damnit...

[Xero]

http://raw.wwe.com/superstars/kane/images/89.jpg
Lita: 1, 8, 4, Eleventeen cavities... And you call yourself a dentist!?
Kane: And you call yourself smart?

http://raw.wwe.com/superstars/kane/images/92.jpg
Seconds later, Lita botches living because of Kane's bad breath...

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Kane: Hehe, you silly boy... Now turn off the camera, loverboy!
Everyone: :wtf:

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Lita botches being non-radioactive and gives Kane a tumor on his head...

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Shane: Hey Kane! I see your push! Way over there across the room!
Kane (Thinking): No storyline could be worse than this...

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Lita: **Cries** No, of course I'll marry you Kane!
Matt: Uh, I'm Matt, and you should have said Yes...
Lita: Uhhhhhhhh... Oh... Can we retape?
Vince: NO DAMNIT THIS IS LIVE!

[Amaroqwolf]

http://raw.wwe.com/superstars/kane/images/32.jpg

Shane: Which way did he go George, which way did he go?

Kane: (Thinking) This isn't worth this, why do I always end up with him. Why me? Hell I'll take Lita.

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Kane: DAMN IT!!!!!

[Apprentice]

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Lita: I can't believe you literally stabbed me in the back! *sob*
Matt: Uh... If i literally stabbed you in the back, shouldn't you be dead?
Lita: Don't talk to me you back stabber!

[Gone Mad]

http://raw.wwe.com/superstars/kane/images/89.jpg
Where will you be when your diarrehea acts up?

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Kane: LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHTTT--

Hardy: ...idiot...

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**Slayer's 'Season of the abyss' playing in the background**

Kane: Loooookkk,haha..they're playing our song...hahaha!!

Lita: ....

(To Kane and Lita,may the two stay together after a very successful wedding.. that will NOT be interrupted by ANYONE... not even by HBK or Matt Hardy.. and result in a match at Unforgiven..)

[Cool King]

http://raw.wwe.com/superstars/kane/images/89.jpg
Where will you be when your diarrehea acts up?

:lol: :y:

[FourFifty]

<img src=http://raw.wwe.com/superstars/kane/images/95.jpg>
"Liiiiiiiiittttaaaaa! Liiiiiiittttttaaaa! Have you seen the remote?"