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Post funny ideas for movies involving wrestlers... Inspired by the Crossover "Vs." movies thread...
Mr. Nanny vs. The Scorpion King
Hulk Hogan, dressed in a tutu, must do battle with the Scorpion King, who has traveled through time to our time to rule the world. The old black lady who tried to chop off his fingers joins up as Mr. Nanny's tag partner... Hilarity ensues, millions pay to see Rock get his ass kicked by a 50 year old guy in a Tutu... Mr. Nanny wins and becomes ruler of the world... "TUTUS FOR EVERYONE" he proclaims!
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(Note, this was taken from my post there)
.44 Magdalene
08-26-2004, 08:33 PM
WWE: The Movie.
Starring Vin Diesal as "Stone Cold" Steve Austin and The Rock as himself.
Also featuring Matthew Lillard as Edge and Danny DeVito as Paul Heyman.
The WWE movie thing could acually be pretty good if done correctly.
Not saying it would sell well or anything, but I'm sure it could be very enjoyable to wrestling fans.
Volchok
08-26-2004, 10:58 PM
who could they get to play Triple H?
Chavo Classic
08-26-2004, 11:17 PM
Triple H played by Tom Cruise... not as good as he thinks.
John la Rock
08-26-2004, 11:29 PM
WWE: The Movie.
Starring Vin Diesal as "Stone Cold" Steve Austin and The Rock as himself.
Also featuring Matthew Lillard as Edge and Danny DeVito as Paul Heyman.
lol I think that Joe Pesci would make a better Heyman
Gonzo
08-26-2004, 11:36 PM
Arnold as Triple H. :y: :lol:
The_Next_Big_Hook_up
08-27-2004, 01:32 AM
I think John Malkovich would make a great Mick Foley, and then maybe Colin Farrel as Randy Orton, or wait, Orlando Bloom as Randy Orton
Chuck Norris as The Undertaker? :p
Innovator
08-27-2004, 01:46 AM
Lou Ferrigno as Batista
Wesley Snipes as D-Von
John Goodman as Bubba
Elijah Wood as Spike
Jean Claude Van Damme as RVD :shifty:
BLaZeR-
08-27-2004, 02:43 AM
LoL@Matthew Lillard as Edge, I guess I wasn't the only one who noticed how much they look alike.
I would go with Brad Pitt as HBK
Mark Wahlberg as John Cena
Conan O'Brien as Vince McMahon
Kevin Nash as The Undertaker
The Howdy Doody puppet as Randy Orton
Al Pacino as Ric Flair
Christopher Reeve as the voice of Lita
And Jim Caviezel as Triple H, since he basically already played him in Mel Gibson's blockbuster hit.
Innovator
08-27-2004, 03:33 PM
Conan O'Brien as Vince McMahon
If only Vinnie Mac had the string dance down...
tucsonspeed6
08-27-2004, 04:07 PM
Christopher Reeve as the voice of Lita
Damn, that's harsh dude....but honestly I think they both deserve that one. And you deserve a good rep!
Gone Mad
08-27-2004, 04:20 PM
Well, Conan and Vince have something in common: They dig the Chuck Norris. (You kids know those connections..)
This is what I think the cast could be.. so don't take it seriously:
John Travolta as Triple H
Nicolas Cage as Lita
The 'Dawson' guy as Y2J
Anthony Anderson as Rosie
Seth Green as Hurricane
Scott Baio as Eric Bischoff
Bruce Willis as Kurt Angle
And Lindsey Lohan as Trish Stratus
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