Smackdown Captions (8/26)

[Innovator]

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[Apprentice]

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Worst.Liontamer.Ever

[Savio]

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Josh: I caught you stealing air time red handed!
HEI-DEN-REICH: Thats not funny!

[.44 Magdalene]

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Fresh out of Pokeballs, Ash caught Koffing the only other way he knew how.

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Congratulations. ... It's a boy.

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Shortly after eating the gum, Taker would job to Wonka. Oh yeah. Taker would job real nice.

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The Hulk Hogan Impression Contest was off to a roaring start.

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The Undertaker: Deadman. Biker. Cowboy. Hunky Baywatch Lifeguard.

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Worst. Burritos. Ever.

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"Fuh?"
"...Goldberg? 'Zat you, sucka?"

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JBL, Orlando Jordon, KATT the supercar and Lulu the talking cowboy hat quickly formed the most devestating stable the WWE had ever seen.

[Corkscrewed]

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Eddie: "Theodore! You gotta help me! These guys keep trying to shoot me from behind! I've been hiding behind this car, but they're relentless!!!"

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With his human simulators, Kenzo could now enjoy a fantastic roller coaster ride whenever he wanted!

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A lot of people talked about how Kenzo was nothing but shit, but only Rob Van Dam was willing to do anything about it.

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Bradshaw: "So you see what he did to me???"
Teddy: "I said you shouldn't have challenged Brock to a naked one-on-one scrimmage."

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Having been gone a few months, Farooq was no longer as subtle about swiping watches as he used to be.

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The first-ever Across the Ring 10 Meter Mid-Air Dash was a huge hit with fans.

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Both John Cena and Nick Patrick were shocked and disgusted when Whoopi demanded a liplock in return for John's pants.

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"Dammit, why... don't... you... kiss me, you fool!!!"

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With Nick Patrick using the Force to hold Booker down, Cena could take some time and enjoy all the YJ Stinger he wanted!

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"WAAAAAAHHHHH!! How come MY pyros didn't work???? WAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!"

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Tazz: "Sonofabitch!"

OR

Heidenreich: "Why! Didn't! You! Sell! My! Big! Boot???"
Josh Matthews: "I..." *cough* "was outside the ring!!!"

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Kurt: "Is it true? I must know! I must see if you really look like a 14 year old boy!!!"

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It was time: with Kurt in place, all Rey had to do was pull the lever and Angle would get slimed!!!

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It was a fantastic pin, but Kurt hadn't anticipated Rey's notorious flatulence.

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There was hell to pay when Mace Windu finally got his hands on Darth Vader.

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I know there's a great caption for this, but I can't think of it, but doesn't Bradshaw look absolutely hilarious? :lol:

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While Vince continues to see the company through rose colored glasses, everyone else knows better. Things have never been bluer than they are now.

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***moments after both wake up in the morning after a night of passion***
Jordan: "What the? You're not Carmella Decesare!!!!"

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Things got a little confusing when the Spirit of Hulk Hogan suddenly possessed The Undertaker.

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Taker was ecstatic about the victory, but he wasn't quite sure sucking on a giant dildo during the match was quite worth the title.

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It was quite traumatic when Bradshaw's push timer expired and he saw a giant dradle swoop down to carry him away to midcard hell.

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That was the last time JBL ever made fun of the Undertaker's hair.

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His duty done, the Lone Ranger retrieved the stolen artifact and rode off into the sunset, leaving the criminals to face the proper authorities.

[Corkscrewed]

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John: "HEIDENREICH!!!"
Josh: "Heinecken?"
John: "HEI-DEN-REICH!!!"
Josh: "Heinz Ketchup??"
John: "HEI!!! DEN!!! REICH!!!"
John: 'Haduken?"
John: "HEI!!! DEN!!! REICH!!!!"

[Innovator]

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Lita botches doing it for the Rock

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Unfortunately for Kenzo, the fist was a smark

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Jericho may be the undisputed musical chairs champion, but RVD is the undisputed dead talent leapfrogger

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JBL: Waddya mean I'm not over
Long: Sorry JBL, the crowd doesn't like you
JBL: BUT I DRANK BEER, WHAT MORE DO THEY WANT FROM ME?!

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Billy "The Hand Model" Kidman was in trouble

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Billy: *thud* fuck, my head...

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Cena might be the Marine, but theres no way hes outshining Denzel

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Booker: TAKE THAT BACK!
Cena: Aliens are cooler than Predators!

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"when you find yourself wandering through open fields...do not panic for you are in elysium, and you are dead"

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I miss Nathan Jones...

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Tazz: That cracker stole my move!

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Kurt: Bend seesaw bend!
Rey: not again...

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Rey: It's Gonna Rain!

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Kurt Angle, Hemmeroid Survivor

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Orlando: Ok so I'm gonna attack the Undertaker first right?
JBL: Yes try to form a shield around me, Operation Human Shield Go!
Orlando:...you've ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?
JBL: No I don't listen to hip-hop

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*Vince backstage*
Vince: I don't get it, he was jobbing on Velocity a month ago and now he's champion. These fans want new main eventers, WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?!
Jericho: Anything else tonight Vince?
Vince: Yeah Steph and Hunter went to this new Mexican place for dinner, I'll need you to clean up the stalls

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Hasn't this been a caption for about a month?

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Undertaker: What'd you say about my momma!

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Virgil: No more Mr. Dibiase...

[Gonzo]

Not to bash anyone, but I think these things are only funny to the people who do them. I never laugh.

[Mayo]

Not to bash anyone, but I think these things are only funny to the people who do them. I never laugh.Your comment has been read and understood. Thank you for your input. Now please leave the caption threads forever :)

[Corkscrewed]

To be honest, we haven't really had too many great ones since June. Like, the overall quality has sunk a bit IMO, so I can see where Gonzo's coming from.

Still, there are some good ones, just very few great ones.

[Gone Mad]

They always strike when you least suspect --- THE CAPTIONS!

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Teddy: For the last time,Eddie! This is not the bonus stage from Street Fighter!

Eddie: Ah...No wonder when I broke the bricks,the guy didn't go "PERFECT!"

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If Kenzo was your opponent, I'd think you frog-splash yourself to TNA in a second too!

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JBL: Damn it,man! Where is my hat?

Long: Ummm..it's in your hands,Jo--

JBL: Don't play dumb! Where's my--

Jordan: And you got main-event over me? You stu-

JBL: Damn it,Virgil! Go see if IRS has my hat!

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Silly Nick Patrick. Only Cena can see Stevie Richards, his new tag partner.

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Heidenreich: Where have you put Little Johnny?!

Josh: ....

Heidenreich: Answer me!

Josh: ...

Heidenreich: Answe-- FUCK! **runs to the back and hissy fits ensue**

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Angle/Mysterio: RHYYYYNOO!!!

Ref: Ah! Window open! **flys out**

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Jordan: I've seen women painted like you.. may I feel them?

JBL: uuuuhh... sure. But first I gotta go and eat..um.. **runs to cab that leads to airport, and then to Texas and/or Germany**

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JBL: So what's planned for you after this angle?

Jordan: I hear I hold the title next..

JBL: gUUUUhhhhh??? (!!!**hat blows off**!!)

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Fan: I loved you in 'Sidekicks'!

Taker: Damn message boards...

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After watching a certain summer blockbuster film, JBL decides to become the great supervillian Doctor Guy-with-four-pointy-things-sticking-out-of-shoulder--guy.

[Corkscrewed]

ROFLMAO at the Little Johnny joke!

[FourFifty]

<font color=cyan>As always I haven’t read the captions, sorry for all the references to The Producers… okay, I lied. I’m not sorry about the references.


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<b>Teddy:</b> What the hell did you just do to my car?!?!
<b>Eddie:</b> It’s okay! I had subway for lunch, I’m taking enzyte, I’m gellin’ like a fellin’, and I have my mentos to boot!

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I know Kenzo felt “higher than thou” after getting his tickets to “The Producers” but did he really need to find a physical way to show his feelings?

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<b>RVD:</b> It’s time! It’s time! It’s Van Da--- HEY! It’s time! 4:20, I gotta bolt!

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<b>JBL:</b> Do you have any idea how degrading that song “Springtime For Hitler” is? I mean, they’re taking a former world leader, and making fun of him! What did he ever do wrong!!!
<b>Orlando:</b> …
<b>Teddy:</b> …
<b>JBL:</b> What?

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Cruiserweight action is when Vince takes his naps. Too bad Kidman thought it was his time also.

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Billy Kidman… Great wrestler, deserving champion, and master of the solo HGA.

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<b>Booker T:</b> Homestar!
<b>Cena:</b> The Cheat!
<b>Booker T:</b> Homestar!
<b>Cena:</b> The Cheat!
<b>Booker T:</b> Homestar!
<b>Cena:</b> The Cheat!
<b>Nick:</b> Marzipan!
<b>Cena & Booker:</b> :wtf:!!!!

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Woopie’s heel turn solidifies as she chokes out Cena.

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Just because it got a face pop doesn’t mean Vince should’ve told Cena to do the French Tickler.

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“I’m ready for the Mr. America Contest!”
<I>And somewhere in NC, Ric Flair is laughing</I>

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Seconds earlier Josh asked about his match with Scotty 2 Hotty.

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<b>Ref:</b> Hey! Look! It’s a doggie! Check it out! The shadow, it’s a doggie!
<b>Rey:</b> Not now…

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It’s one thing to eat, sleep, and breathe wrestling, but to crap out wrestlers is something new!

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<b>Rey:</b> Hey Kurt, why does your bung-hole say “Property of HHH”?

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<b>JBL:</b> I still don’t see what’s so damn funny about “Springtime For Hitler!” He was a quality man!
<b>Orlando:</b> …just go away…

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<b>Orlando:</b> Okay JBL, keep the arm bent… Keep the arm bent…
<b>JBL:</b> Why do you get to hold your arm out?
<b>Orlando:</b> <I>*squeeze*</I> That’s why!
<b>JBL:</b> IIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

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<b>God:</b> Damn! Still wrestling!

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Orlando vows to quit drinking after he wakes up next to The Undertaker.

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The Undertaker makes good use of one of his hands as he does a thumb to the throat choke on himself.

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WAZZZZZUUUUUP!?!?!?!?!

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“Yes, Germany was having trouble, and it was a sad, sad story… but after that the song is just mean!”

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The Undertaker puts an early stop to Bradshaw’s tryouts for “Oliver” when JBL announced that he went to Lita’s Singing School.

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Somehow Alex seems to have more charisma in his sign than what’s in the ring.

[FourFifty]

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JBL: Waddya mean I'm not over
Long: Sorry JBL, the crowd doesn't like you
JBL: BUT I DRANK BEER, WHAT MORE DO THEY WANT FROM ME?!
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Orlando: Ok so I'm gonna attack the Undertaker first right?
JBL: Yes try to form a shield around me, Operation Human Shield Go!
Orlando:...you've ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?
JBL: No I don't listen to hip-hop

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*Vince backstage*
Vince: I don't get it, he was jobbing on Velocity a month ago and now he's champion. These fans want new main eventers, WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?!
Jericho: Anything else tonight Vince?
Vince: Yeah Steph and Hunter went to this new Mexican place for dinner, I'll need you to clean up the stalls



<font color=cyan> :rofl: Awesome work! :y:

[Tornado]

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Orlando: Ok so I'm gonna attack the Undertaker first right?
JBL: Yes try to form a shield around me, Operation Human Shield Go!
Orlando:...you've ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?
JBL: No I don't listen to hip-hop


LOL...:rofl:

[FourFifty]

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Worst.Liontamer.Ever

<font color=cyan>That gives me an idea...

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And now we see Kurt preform the newest move in the WWE, The Litatamer!

[Savio]

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Taker (to belt): Help me help you. HELP ME HELP YOU!

[Corkscrewed]

<font color=cyan>That gives me an idea...

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And now we see Kurt preform the newest move in the WWE, The Litatamer!

LMAO!

[Corkscrewed]

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Kidman: "Hey Chavo! You've been drinking lots of milk lately, right?"
Chavo: "Why do you ask?"
Kidman: "Oh no reason..."

[Corkscrewed]

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Heidenreich throws a hissy fit when he finds out he has to practice selling Kidman's Shooting Star Presses over and over again.

[Corkscrewed]

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The Ass Darts were more lethal than ever now that they were coupled with Taker's invisible longbow.

[Xero]

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Teddy: Hey, maybe you should get that checked out...
Eddie: Get what checked out, essa?
Teddy: The vein... It's bigger than Triple H's nose for God's sake!

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Carrier #1: EARTHQUAKE! **Shakes platform**
Carrier #2: Just stop it dude...

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Doink the Clown makes his big return by using the force on RVD.

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JBL: So you say I must pay for my actions in Germany... Nuhuh... Here, blame Ver... I mean Orlando!
Orlando: Wha?

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It doesnt count as tapping out when you use your foot...

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Billy: Your insured, right?
Chavo: Wha... **WHOMP**
Billy: Whoops :shifty:

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The ref was confused... WHICH WAS THE REAL WWE LOGO!?

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Booker: I love you John :love:
Cena: :wtf:

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Ref: You cant see ME!
Cena: HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU, IT'S IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE, NOT HIS!

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Heidenreich: Must... Make it... To... Bathro... UHOH!

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JR: BAHGAWDLEGDROP!

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Kurt: I'm the long arm of the law... AHAHAHAHAAHAH!
Rey: Ha... Haha...

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Rey: Up up and AWAY!

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Kurt: OOOOOOOKLAHOMA WHERE THE (FAAAARRTT)
Rey: OH GOD!

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Orlando: So THIS is your special push vest... You say you just wear it to bed and it gives you a push!?
JBL: Yep!

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JBL: Hiya ho-a, hiya ho-a!
Orlando: Oh God not again...
(The next day)
Lady: Uh, yes, we represent the Native Americans of America...
Vince: SHIT!

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Taker: I got the blues!
/cheap

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Orlando: AHHHHHH! HAT HAIR!

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Taker: And one and two and three and four! And one and two and....

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Worst. Blowjob. Ever.

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JBL: No... DONT TAKE AWAY MY MAGIC PUSH VEST!
Taker: Hunter wants it back... **Rips it off**
JBL: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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JBL: COLD HANDS!

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Belty: No matter which way I go... I lose...

[FourFifty]

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Much like every voter in the USA, Betly had make up his mind between the lesser of two evils, and someone with no chance.

[Krypton Knight]

well, here goes nothing.

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Orlando Jordan was shocked to find the Undertaker has grown long feminine hair and breast. :shifty:

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Everyone was stunned when they saw the almighty power of the taker's new finisher, "the last fart".

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Defying all laws of gravity, RVD floated to the ceiling and stayed there, but then again Rhyno did help step up the ring.

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The 3 hour staring contest ended when Booker attempted to kiss Cena.

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Nick: You are missing a finger. :eek: your a homo!

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/12.jpg
Kurt's right legs magically transformed into a Rey extension.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/14.jpg
Brock has his second heart attack.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/20.jpg
Undertaker winced in pain as JBL take an invisible pipe and stuck it up Taker's ass.

[Corkscrewed]

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/14.jpg
Brock has his second heart attack.



:lol: