Fox
09-04-2004, 12:38 AM
Some of the funniest stuff in this forum comes out of the skits people come up with concerning things going on in the WWE. I'll start.
(Vince McMahon is pondering the current Kane/Lita angle.)
Vince (to himself): This whole thing is one big shit stain in my undies... my good undies, in fact! What the hell am I going to do? More importantly, who is at fault for this crap? Kane has been wrecking havoc since he took off his mask, so it can't be his fault... it's Lita. That red headed whore, with her terrible over acting... but I can't fire her. Her tits and ass get ratings from all the horny teenagers across the country... not to mention that thing she does with her tongue. So what can I do?
(Coincidentally, Matt Hardy and Christian walk by the office)
Matt: Hey Vince.
Christian: Hey Mr. McMahon.
Vince (maliciously, and to himself): Matt... he doesn't have tits... and he doesn't do that thing with his tongue...
Vince: Matt, come here a minute, I have something to talk to you about.
(Matt and Christian step into his office)
Matt: What is it, boss?
Vince: Is Donald Trump around?
Matt: Uh... no.
Vince: Oh, well in that case, YOU'RE FIIIIRRED!!!
Matt: Fired?! Why?!
Vince: Does it matter? I said you're fired. Pick up your check on the way out.
Matt (in disbelief): ...Fine!
(Matt starts to walk out of the room but stops)
Matt: By the way, Christian's doing coke.
Christian: You asshole!
(Matt walks out of the room, leaving Vince and Christian in an awkward moment.)
Vince: Well... got some for me?
(Vince McMahon is pondering the current Kane/Lita angle.)
Vince (to himself): This whole thing is one big shit stain in my undies... my good undies, in fact! What the hell am I going to do? More importantly, who is at fault for this crap? Kane has been wrecking havoc since he took off his mask, so it can't be his fault... it's Lita. That red headed whore, with her terrible over acting... but I can't fire her. Her tits and ass get ratings from all the horny teenagers across the country... not to mention that thing she does with her tongue. So what can I do?
(Coincidentally, Matt Hardy and Christian walk by the office)
Matt: Hey Vince.
Christian: Hey Mr. McMahon.
Vince (maliciously, and to himself): Matt... he doesn't have tits... and he doesn't do that thing with his tongue...
Vince: Matt, come here a minute, I have something to talk to you about.
(Matt and Christian step into his office)
Matt: What is it, boss?
Vince: Is Donald Trump around?
Matt: Uh... no.
Vince: Oh, well in that case, YOU'RE FIIIIRRED!!!
Matt: Fired?! Why?!
Vince: Does it matter? I said you're fired. Pick up your check on the way out.
Matt (in disbelief): ...Fine!
(Matt starts to walk out of the room but stops)
Matt: By the way, Christian's doing coke.
Christian: You asshole!
(Matt walks out of the room, leaving Vince and Christian in an awkward moment.)
Vince: Well... got some for me?