View Full Version : A little tidbit about WWE's upcoming movie
Shaggy
09-09-2004, 04:28 AM
I figured I would post this in here since it had to do with wrestling.
I was over at bloody-disgusting.com today when I came across this little tidbit about WWE's upcoming movie which has to have the worst title ever. The title makes it sound like one of those 80 b-rated movies. Like Killer Clowns From Outer Space.
Maybe they should fix their problems inside their own company before moving onto bigger and better things... 411 Mania reports, "New details have come out regarding the upcoming WWE horror movie Eye Scream Man (worst title ever) that will star Kane. The film will be filmed in Queensland, Australia. Vince McMahon will serve as the executive producer. Joel Simon will be the producer and Gregory Dark will direct. Here is the story summary, "The film is about a group of teens from a juvenile corrections facility who are assigned to renovate a dilapidated hotel over the weekend and wind up being terrorized by an insane serial killer who lives there." Here's my advice for the WWE and McMahon- get out of Dodge before it's too late...
Aussie Skier
09-09-2004, 04:33 AM
HAHAHAH
thats so typically Australian!
i dunno about you americans and brits, but everything on TV nowadays in Australia has to do with someone renovating their house, or fixing their gardens
or something like that.
movie looks like a pile of crap, just like the wrestling atm :D
just kiddin', wrestling's getting better
HankScorpio
09-09-2004, 07:26 AM
it hurts, it hurts..I haven't laughed that much since HHH dragged Flair up the ramp at Vengeance
Mr. Nerfect
09-09-2004, 07:31 AM
The movie doesn't sound that bad, as long as they change the name. They could at least give it one that inspires fear, not alughs. :-\
Transplant
09-09-2004, 08:08 AM
"Eye Scream Man"
WTF? Eyes don't scream!
And there isnt a giant eye that walks around screaming either.
SuperSlim
09-09-2004, 09:31 AM
the title is just as confusing as the movie. If the movie is gonna be as bad as the title is... man this is gonna be one of the biggest flops since Waerworld and Gigli.
The Mackem
09-09-2004, 12:04 PM
I bet Vince thought the movie title was funny and paid people to laugh at it.
The CyNick
09-09-2004, 11:13 PM
I wanna see "Eye Scream Man" signs for Kane on RAW in the upcoming weeks.
I just feel bad for the WWE employees who either had to take huge paycuts or lose their jobs just so Vince can piss away $20 million.
Gone Mad
09-09-2004, 11:45 PM
There is a horror movie with a similar sort name, while that was that cheesy,it was watchable (which you should find it,it is one funny, sadistic flick).. Eye Scream will flop like Ric Flair.
Sorry, Kane. Like Milhouse, nobody likes you, especially judging the way the WWE treats him at times.
Corkscrewed
09-10-2004, 01:24 AM
OMG! Poor Kane! First he gets buried, now he's gonna be humiliated. He deserves way better. :'(
Semetery
09-10-2004, 08:41 AM
When will they leave Kane alone?! Will they never be done with butcherin' his cahracter? Ye Gods...
El Santo
09-10-2004, 09:43 AM
HAHAHAH
thats so typically Australian!
i dunno about you americans and brits, but everything on TV nowadays in Australia has to do with someone renovating their house, or fixing their gardens
Yeah. Throw in a steaming pile of "reality" shows and it's the same as American TV, too.
El Santo
09-10-2004, 09:45 AM
No, no, you got it all wrong. It's "Ass Cream Man" starring Golddust.
Hired Hitman
09-10-2004, 11:52 AM
" The film will be filmed in Queensland, Australia."
Oh come on, I will set fire to the set if they actually go ahead and film it.
Chavo Classic
09-10-2004, 03:49 PM
HAHAHAH
thats so typically Australian!
i dunno about you americans and brits, but everything on TV nowadays in <a href="http://www.ntsearch.com/search.php?q=Australia&v=56">Australia</a> has to do with someone renovating their <a href="http://www.ntsearch.com/search.php?q=house&v=56">house</a>, or fixing their gardens
or something like that.
<a href="http://www.ntsearch.com/search.php?q=movie&v=56">movie</a> looks like a pile of crap, just like the wrestling atm :D
just kiddin', wrestling's getting better
Yeh, and now you're exporting all that crap over here too (the block). As for the mvoie, Kane chokeslamming Carol Smilee would probably justify a film in itself.
Mr. Marcus
09-14-2004, 07:02 PM
It won't be half as bad as you people are making it out to be.
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