Unforgiven Captions

[Apprentice]

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here's another picture
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[Apprentice]

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HHH - How can Angle possibly call this wrestling?
Orton- You're doing the Ankle Lock backwards, dumbass.

[Rain Man]

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Jericho-QUARTER!!
Xtian- I got it!!
Jericho-Oh No You don't!!

[Savio]

I was gonna say that!

[Savio]

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HHH: Stop trying to do my hair!
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Myyy Preeecious
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Ref: Hey I'm on TV!

[Gone Mad]

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HHH/RKO: ....RRRRHHHHYNNNOOO!!!

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Worst. VanDaminator. Ever.
OR
hhh: YOU SEE WHAT I DID TO LITTLE PONY?! I DO TO YOU!

RKO: ...why??? ***crying***

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HHH: uM..I think this comb is broken..

RKO: rasrole!

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While being removed from the womb...

JR: BAWGAWD ITSABOY!

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HHH: I can't believe I ate the WHHHOOOLLLEEE thing... I missed you, belty!

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Benoit: You should have sent me to Smackdown when you had the chance!!

All: Benoit!!!

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Jericho: Hey! I can see my house from here!

Xtian: ....This isn't Canada?!

Jericho: I don't even know anymore.

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Jericho: Damn it,O'Haire! I need gold badly!!! PLEASSEEE!!

RKO: I killed him. Now give me that!

Jericho: He's not a legend!

RKO: ...I need credability again.

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So that's why he hasn't been champion: look at the sneeze, he's allergic to gold!

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Kane: WAKE UP! You're a part of this crappy Lita storyline too!

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GOD: FOR THE LOVE OF... END THIS ALREADY!!

HBK: THANK ..**CLOTHESLINE**!

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Lita botches chivalry.

[Savio]

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Belt: Finally that was a long vacation.

[Xero]

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Orton: Your head... It's so beautiful... May I touch it?

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Orton: Your shoe's unt- **CRACK**

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Orton falls asleep midmatch...
(Later)
Flair: ... so I slipped him some sleeping pills!
Hunter: BWAHAHA! GOOD ONE!

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Hunter: Randy, meet Chairy... Chairy, Randy...
Randy: Nice to meet y- **CRACK**

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Ric Flair reassembles Triple H after his nasty fall...

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Hunter: Oh yes, rub it... RUB DAMN YOU!

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Belty: Well, FUCK! **Tries to get away**
Hunter: Uh uh uhhh! Your MINE now... I mean again!
Belty: NOOOOOOOOOOO! RANDY! COME BACK!

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Seconds later, Jericho and Christian find out why it wasnt a smart move to jump off the high dive the wrong way...

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Jericho: I'll bet you a canadian dollar that you cant kill that spider with your face when you land!
Christian: YOUR ON!
(Milliseconds later)
Christian: OH MY FUCKING FACE!
Jericho: Well I'll be damned...

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God handed Jericho the title, and God said, "Take it, for next month, you will be jobbing it to the man with only three letters. It is your destiny!"


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Jericho: YEAH! I DID... **Looks to left** OH DAMNIT!
Triple H: Let me take your hand to the main event...
Jericho: NO! PLEASE NO! I'LL BE A MIDCARDER! JUST DONT BURY ME ANYMORE!

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Best... Banana Peel Slip... Ever...

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HBK: Whoa, your hand looks like cheese...
Kane: WTF? :wtf:
(Minuites Earlier)
RVD: You've GOTTA try these brownies man!

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God: YOU WHORE! NOW YOU SHALL BE SENT TO HELL!
HBK: No... NOOOO...
God: Not you...
HBK: Oh... Bye Lita!
Lita: Buh?

[Gone Mad]

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HHH: oOOH yeah-uh, Steph...You do it right-uh...Um, is that camera filming?

Rick Soloman: Uh...you feel nice...??

Flair (on cell phone): WHOOO! ***flops***

[loopydate]

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HHH: This little piguhhhhhhh went to market. This little piguhhhhhh stayed home...
RKO: You're supposed to do that with my toes, not your own fingers!
HHH: Oh, please, like people will pay money to see me play with your toes!
RKO: :wtf:

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Randy thought he'd come up with a brilliant hiding place...until he realized why they call it the Glass Wall.

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RKO: Owie!
HHH: Hold (grunt) still!
RKO: Ow, you're pulling out my hair!
HHH: Well, if you hadn't used Rhyno's chair for a pillow, we wouldn't be in this mess!

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JR: Gore! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!

(More later)

[Xero]

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Randy: I got you Ric!
Ric: You've got me?
Randy: I've got you... Babe...
Ric and Randy: I've got you babe!

[OssMan]

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Triple H: And now I dub you the 344th person on the RAW roster to be buried by thou, Triple H.

[Mayo]

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Randy told Hunter that he was gonna kill him tonight, but after snapping his neck, he kind of felt bad. His spirits lifted a few seconds later as the crowd gave him a 15 minute standing ovation.

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Orton: Yes, that is our precioussssssssss, and we wantssss it!
HHH: Okay take it, you sick freak!
*clobbers him over the head*
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HHH: What the hell? This never happened during the movie!
Orton: Fat hobbit, you drank all of the Evolution Kool-Aid!

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Poor Orton. He couldn't wait to get on top of it as he mistook the chair for the anorexic Olsen twin.
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Flair: Coochie coochie cooo!
HHH: I'm keeping you away from the champagne next time, Ric.

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Batista gave Flair 'the look'. He was tired of 'relieving' HHH after the match, so now it was Ric's turn.
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HHH: Those fuckers can't do anything right. I'll let my trusty belt do all the work. Ohhhhhhhhhh I missed you.

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Christian was at the wrong place at the wrong time. Jericho couldn't stop bouncing from rope to rope pulling Christian's hair after he drank 20 consecutive YJ Stingers.

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Jericho: He said to pull the cord after 10 seconds. How long has it been?
Christian: 30 seconds.
Jericho: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

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Jericho was immediately electrocuted after HHH installed the latest 'Canadian wrestler holding a belt' security system.

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Jericho: Is that all you've got, Hunter? We Canadian's aren't pussies :cool:

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Kane was the ultimate multi-tasker. He could tie his laces while doing situps while in the middle of a legdrop.

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Kane had some bad gimmicks in his time, but none were as bad as 'The Karate Kane'.

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The third Basham brother was too much of a wuss to wrestle, so he pursued a career in refereeing

Side note: Doesn't that look a bit like George Dubbya on the left?



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Orton: What the fuck did you say? My dad was an amazing wrest- HEY, is that a My Little Pony t-shirt? Come here kid!
Flair: Looks like a fake from here.
Orton: Shut up old man! *knocks Flair over the top rope*

[loopydate]

Round-a two. FIGHT!




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RIC: Hey, Hunter! Nice elbow pad. Do you mind if I...?
HHH: Whuh...? Belt...
RIC: I'll take that as a "yes."

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WWE takes another step closer to Orwellian thought control. This picture proves that Triple H is Champion and has always been Champion, as we have photographic evidence of Hunter's 1953 title reign.

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HHH: (Singing) Oh, Belty / You came when I asked Vince to gimme / Canucks can't take you awaaay, oh Belty...

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When Chavo Guerrero made his shocking debut...NO ONE was safe!

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It's a rainin' midcarders! Hallelujah, it's rainin' midcarders! Hey hey!

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Triple H's coronation got off to an auspicious start with the ceremonial Canadian Sacrifice.

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JERICHO: Let's see, month old joke? Check. Title? Check. Pants? Oops.

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KANE: Ha ha! I'm sitting on the glass ceiling, and you're not!
HBK: Are you kidding? I built the damned thing.

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Glen "Human Eagle" Jacobs finally found the gimmick of his career!

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(Kiss)
HBK: Blech! Did you wash your hands before we came out?
LITA: Dammit, I knew I botched something...

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Reason number 14 to not swing dance with Randy Orton.

Good God, what's gotten into me this week? I can't caption. I have...like...caption block or something.

[Mayo]

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WWE takes another step closer to Orwellian thought control. This picture proves that Triple H is Champion and has always been Champion, as we have photographic evidence of Hunter's 1953 title reign.

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HHH: (Singing) Oh, Belty / You came when I asked Vince to gimme / Canucks can't take you awaaay, oh Belty...
Those were great :lol:

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Its now obvious that WWE is having money problems, since they had to sell Triple H's middle finger on eBay

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Randy's new magnet forehead work like a charm.

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However he couldnt figure out how to put it in reverse.

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Randy: Ha! I figured it out!

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Ric was so pleased after his purchase of a new lifesize poseable Triple H figure

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Belty: AHHH, GIVE ME BACK
Batista: Quiet, you.

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WWE can't even afford colour.

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Chris Jericho was now the master of the invisible rope swing. Christian was still a bit rusty.

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Christian: what the hell were the rules for this anti-gravity match?

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I dont think Chris Jericho was ready for a tug of war against God.

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Y2J: Now I KNOW that I'm stuck in mid-card hell.

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Kane was a clear favourite in the 100m Shawn Michaels Hurdles.

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Kane: Damn, You have foiled my plot once again, Ray Avenger, But you wont catch me next time.
**Kane grabs onto a rope from his private helicopter and flies away**

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Shawn: **sniff sniff**....chocolate?

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Ric: Randy, My Bungy isnt tied!!!

[Corkscrewed]

Wow, the pics look much better here than w/ SD's pics.

[The Naitch]

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Lita think to herself: If he only knew that this hand was previously up Kane's ass....

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Batista thinking to himself: I will never ever win this title. But atleast my career will revolve around being Triple H's bitch

[Corkscrewed]

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In trouble during his match, Orton used his psychokinetic powers to start turning Triple H into a Ninja Turtle, starting with the left hand.

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HHH: "Stupid... easy-fold... chair... Randy, wanna gimme a hand?"

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Ever the helpful guy, Triple H tries to shield Orton from his own blinding Hold-Down Aura.

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Wrestling just wasn't the same when you did it in space.

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Always scheming, Flair waited until Trips let his guard down and then stole his Rolex.

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Ricky Ricardo (offscreen): "Luuucy!!! I thought I told you to watch my gold belt and make sure nobody took it!"
Lucy: "Oh... Riiickyyy..."
Ricky Ricardo: "You got some explainin to do!!!"

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Need further proof that the belt is Hunter's mistress? Here we see him jacking off to it.

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Poor Jericho and Christian could only flair at the nearest thing to grab onto when they unwittingly walked into Hunter's snare trap.

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Jericho and Christian knew they shouldn't have followed Tim Taylor's Tool Time Instructions for House Fixing.

OR

Sometimes when gravity screwed up, it was actually kinda... fun.

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Sometimes, when he felt like screwing with people, Hunter would raise the belt just high enough so that they couldn't take it, the lower it when they gave up.

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Furious that Jericho had won a title, Hunter retaliated with an assault of ping pong balls, dropped two at a time.

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History was made as Kane became the first wrestler ever to be caught in the glass trash compactor: Vince's permanent solution to those pesky midcarders.

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Despite his Old School version of Rhy's flaming uppercut, Kane could not garner a pop from the fans.

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Five hours later, Lita was still standing there like that, stupid grin on her face, apparently unaware that Shawn had stolen the diamond off her ring Robin Hood style.

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Even after taking a vicious clothesline, Flair still refused to let go of his cherished giant red Twizzler.

[El Santo]

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Hunter discovers to his immense displeasure that someone has really grody foot fungus.

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God, I know wrestling is fake, but did Randy have to sell a chair shot when it's so obvious that Trips is missing by a mile?

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God, it was bad enough he got back the Championship. Did he have to force Mr. Socko to give him a blowjob as well?

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Realizing his pal Christian was about to meet his doom in an unfortunate accident, Super Saiyan Jericho flies in to save the day.

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He may be involved in Raw's most tired storyline, but God, did Kane love his invisible Pod Racer!

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Momentarily, the combantants forgot their differences when a creepy "Unforgiven" sign materialized in thin air.

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Lita loved having her fingers licked.
Shawn loved the yellow powder that comes off of Cheetos.
It worked for both of 'em.

[Apprentice]

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Lita loved having her fingers licked.
Shawn loved the yellow powder that comes off of Cheetos.
It worked for both of 'em.

This is so random. Yet so hilarious. :lol:

[Disturbed316]

My caption from the actual Unforgiven thread:

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Batista: I'm gonna kick your ass!

Mark Madden: Can I have a job?

[FourFifty]

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<b>Triple H:</b> I’ll show Angle… Winning the Olympics with a broken neck… I’ll win the WWE title with a freakin’ broken neck! I’ll win the WWE title with a missing half index finger!

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Randy Orton’s punishment for saying Homestar was cooler than Strong Bad.

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<b>HHH:</b> This is the fifth freakin’ chair shot I’ve given you! Did Lita teach you how to sell?
<b>RKO:</b> No, you did.

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It was a dramatic intro for Shane Helm’s documentary on Jean Levesque… <b>H</b>e <b>H</b>olds down <b>H</b>eros.

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<b>Hogan:</b> First some tabloid reports that Cater kid is dating my daughter, and now Kane does my finisher better than I ever did… Sonofa bitch, what a week!



Video games summon me. I’ll do more later, hopefully.

[Cool King]

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Why does the belt have Triple H's name on it if he just won it, shouldn’t it have Randy Orton’s name on it?

BTW this isn’t a caption

[Drakul]

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God, it was bad enough he got back the Championship. Did he have to force Mr. Socko to give him a blowjob as well?
Beaten to it AGAIN :'(

[Innovator]

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HHH: It puts the belty on my skin or else it gets the hose again!
Batista: what?
HHH: PUT THE FUCKING BELTY ON MY SHOULDER!
Batista: ....yes sir

[Mayo]

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Why does the belt have Triple H's name on it if he just won it, shouldn’t it have Randy Orton’s name on it?

BTW this isn’t a caption LOL, good point. Stupid WWE :nono:

[Xero]

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Why does the belt have Triple H's name on it if he just won it, shouldn’t it have Randy Orton’s name on it?

BTW this isn’t a caption
I think they Photoshopped it in, it looks too dark and clear to me...

Unless they got lazy and didnt even take Hunter's name off it when Benoit won it at Mania :shifty: (Note: I know they did, it was a joke)

[Savio]

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Why does the belt have Triple H's name on it if he just won it, shouldn’t it have Randy Orton’s name on it?

:lol: cotm winner!!!!