Offical Raw Thread 9/13/04

[Loose Cannon]

Oh no. Another ground breaking annoucement :lol:

[Gone Mad]

ROFLMAO.. It's Vinnie Mac! You know it will be big news!

[tazmaster]

Get out the KY, cuz Vince is gonna screw everyone.

[damn tekno]

Austin is back?! :\

[MVP]

lol beating the hell out of Coach.

[The Answer]

Wow I wonder what that announcement is gonna be

[damn tekno]

Well if Carmella wins, we can look forward to something...

*ahem, clears throat*

BAHGAWDSTUNNERSTUNNERONCARMELLAHEBROKEHERINHALF!

[tazmaster]

YES!!!!!!!!!!

[Splaya]

YES VINCE OH MAN I LOVE HIM

[Aussie Skier]

whats happening with vince?

[Splaya]

Jack Doan and the mic = ratings.

[MVP]

Austin is back?! :\Didn't you hear, this time he's coming back as the RAW firefighter.

[Batsu]

Well, Coach has good taste, then.

[Innovator]

WHAT DID VINCE DO!!!!!!!

[RGWhat316]

Maybe Vince will give Orton some partners for later?

[damn tekno]

Hahaha Christy is insane!

[damn tekno]

SHe bit his ass!! :rofl:

[Splaya]

Christy is the shit man :)

[Batsu]

ASS BITING?! WTF?!

Damn, that woman is crazy.

[MVP]

LMAO at Carmella's crowd reaction.

[The Answer]

WTF was Christy biting coach's butt

[damn tekno]

....THIS IS BULLSHIT, THAT WAS FUCKING RIGGED!!!

[Splaya]

Holy shit, this is the most Carmella has done in like the 9 weeks this shit has been on.

[Gone Mad]

Christy...better...win...or else this is fixed!

I like red heads!

[Batsu]

Coach is jobbing. LOL!

Are they doing "Garcia" chants?

[tazmaster]

HAHAHAHAHA they boo Carmella even when she kick's coach's ass. Now that's heat.

[JeremyTB29]

Coach is selling much more for Carmella.It's so rigged.

[RGWhat316]

BBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Batsu]

Christy takes it home!

[damn tekno]

Thank god.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

WTF DID VINCE DO YOU BASTARDS :MAD:

[MVP]

Tonight is the hottest I've ever seen Christy.

[MVP]

WTF DID VINCE DO YOU BASTARDS :MAD:Fired Coach.

[damn tekno]

*RKO ON CARMELLA!!!* And on a note of Austin coming back as the Raw FireFighter, since Sheriff didn't work. Like I said, if Carmella does win....we can look forward to him stunnering her ass!

[Aussie Skier]

ok, plz tell me vince wasnt brought on 4 nothing....

[Loose Cannon]

Vince came out and said he's breaking up the NWO. :mad:

[Mayo]

Carmella sucks ass, I really hope that Christy wins. I've grown on her the last few weeks :naughty:

[Splaya]

Let's make predictions on who Kane is going to fight.

[MVP]

*RKO ON CARMELLA!!!* And on a note of Austin coming back as the Raw FireFighter, since Sheriff didn't work. Like I said, if Carmella does win....we can look forward to him stunnering her ass!I was thinking he'd spray her down with a pressure hose.

[Batsu]

Vince just came out and told Coach that he had to be the girls' punching bag.

If he moved or tried to avoid the shots, Vince said...

"I've got two words for ya: YOU'RE FIRRRRRED!"

[JeremyTB29]

Who is Kane's opponent?.

[Mayo]

Let's make predictions on who Kane is going to fight.Hurricane

[damn tekno]

Man, what ever happened to Lita's heel turn? She's such a douche-bag. Seriously, she needs to be kicked in the face. The hell happened to her doing those badass moonsaults, now all she does badass is look like an idiot.

[JeremyTB29]

Maybe Benjamin?.

[damn tekno]

He's going to fight....EUGENE!

[Gone Mad]

Well,Vince came out to say that WWE will have HGA.. with HHH and Doink as the victims.

Seriously,Vince just came out to hype next week that there will be a big announcement about Raw that will change everything. And also made the slugfest a beatdown on Coach.

[Aussie Skier]

WTF DID VINCE DO YOU BASTARDS :MAD:

i agree

[damn tekno]

Essa Rios :shifty:

He's going to save Lita. :shifty:

[RGWhat316]

Since Maria got voted off a couple weeks ago, Ive been liking Christy more and more.

[Splaya]

Let's see Spike is on SD, as is all the other cruiser weights.


They have to give him a jobber, so he can regrow his monster persona so they can deflate it again at Survivor Series.


I'm guessing either Hurricane or Lita.

[tazmaster]

I want that candy bar girl dammit.

[Splaya]

Man, what ever happened to Lita's heel turn? She's such a douche-bag. Seriously, she needs to be kicked in the face. The hell happened to her doing those badass moonsaults, now all she does badass is look like an idiot.
First of all I like your idea of it being Eugene for him to fight.




2nd of all, they are making her seem like she is pregnant. If she were to do a moonsault, she would more than likely kill the baby. Fans are not as stupid as you are there pal.

[Gone Mad]

Kane's opponent will be... EDGE! 'CAUSE I HATE HIS FREAKIN' GUTS!

Or maybe it will be Albert in a shocking main-event face turn,who knows?

[Mayo]

Fans decide who gets a title shot at Taboo Tuesday?

JERICHO!!!

[damn tekno]

Yeah, I know she's playing up the pregnancy, dipshit. But I ment ever since she came back -- she's been a f'n botch machine, when she was able to do some badass moonsaults back before she was on Team Xtreme.

[tazmaster]

Kane versus Jobber X

[Batsu]

WTF? is this HEAT?

[MVP]

WOW I'm about to hit 5000 posts, I better stop so when I post some cool thread here in the wrestling forum to commemorate it, I'll be on the dot. This might be a few days from now because I have soccer games and many hours of homework throughout the week. JUST BE PREPARED.

PS - If anyone wants to post some ideas on how I should make this upcoming thread pertain to wrestling, I'll look'em over and give credit to anyone who gives me a good idea.

[RGWhat316]

Well so much for a return.

[Splaya]

WELL A JOBBER. That is hot. This match is going to be sweet.










WTF RAW WAS DOING SO WELL, THEN THEY COME OUT WITH THIS SHIT. DAMMIT. Wait a minute. Hopefully Mattitude comes out right now.

[Loose Cannon]

who is that you OVW guys?

[Splaya]

WOW I'm about to hit 5000 posts, I better stop so when I post some cool thread here in the wrestling forum to commemorate it, I'll be on the dot. This might be a few days from now because I have soccer games and many hours of homework throughout the week. JUST BE PREPARED.

PS - If anyone wants to post some ideas on how I should make this upcoming thread pertain to wrestling, I'll look'em over and give credit to anyone who gives me a good idea.

Compare the people who post the most in the wrestling forum as the wrestlers you think we compare to.


Ex. LC- Randy Orton.

[RGWhat316]

Not Eugene, but Gene!!!!!

[damn tekno]

I hope HBK interferes!

[Mayo]

This reminds me of WWF Superstars: Hulk Hogan vs. Barry Smith

[JeremyTB29]

There goes Lita's baby.

[damn tekno]

There goes the pregnancy! Death of the angle! PRAISE DA LAWD!

[tazmaster]

Could this possibly be the end of this idiotic pregnancy angle?!

[Mayo]

Dammit, no demon seed baby :mad:

[Gone Mad]

.....Looks like they finally did it.

MALENKO!

[RGWhat316]

God I hope this is ending now.

[Splaya]

Thank you god, the angle is over. No wait, this is Kane's face turn. This is where he will suddenly become passionate again.

[damn tekno]

Hey, it's Malenko, since when did he become an M.D.?

[Batsu]

speaking of "HGA"... this is GAAAAAAAAY.

[Loose Cannon]

LOL, I thought that was Flair in the suit running down

[tazmaster]

Lita is botching botching....

[Splaya]

Kane pointed out the obvious just a minute ago. " Come on she's pregnant"

[JeremyTB29]

Kane is really going to go on a rampage now.

[Batsu]

Malenko: Damn, and to think I wanted to screw you.

[Loose Cannon]

Man of 1000 careers

[RGWhat316]

Honestly I feel sorry for Kane and Lita for going through with this crap on national TV.

[Mayo]

A jobber got rid of the baby, WTF??? They could have at least made it someone on the roster so that a feud could happen.

[Volchok]

Lita pillow was crooked...

[JeremyTB29]

Doesn't this make HHH look bad?

He needs 2 guys to help him beat up 1 guy?.

[JT]

And thus ends another shiity angle...





...until Christian' and Trish have a condom problem next month.

[V]

http://www.central-inc.net/wwe/image/rumblehead/lita.jpg

[Loose Cannon]

A jobber got rid of the baby, WTF??? They could have at least made it someone on the roster so that a feud could happen.
:lol: that's what I was thinking.

[Volchok]

Litas*

[Gone Mad]

lol at Kane's emotions.. "Come on! She's pregnant! This is all going to build up to something big in the end! Come on! I'm gonna be face!"

Malenko can do it all,damn it!

[Innovator]

And thus ends another shiity angle...





...until Christian' and Trish have a condom problem next month.
yeah but at least St. Christian can make it funny

[Splaya]

Ok, lets make the prediction. Do we see Psychotic Kane, or Face turn Kane.

Face Turn Kane becomes compassionate.

Psychotic Kane goes psycho and divorces Lita because the only reason he wanted her was for the baby. Then Kane goes psycho all the way up until March when Kane threatens Vince and Vince has Taker come over from SD to fight Kane on Raw which will then lead to a Kane/Taker match at WM21 where Taker loses.

[Loose Cannon]

^^Good Trivia ? in a few years

[Dragoneyes]

And thus ends another shiity angle...





...until Christian' and Trish have a condom problem next month.
then the CLB can have his own CLB

[damn tekno]

Hahaha baby killer chants. :rofl:

[RGWhat316]

LOL, baby killer chant

[Splaya]

LOL AT CROWD CHANTING BABY KILLER

[tazmaster]

http://www.central-inc.net/wwe/image/rumblehead/lita.jpg
Lita botch's bobbling

[Batsu]

LMFAO! "Baby Killer" chants?! Seattle is brutal!

[Gone Mad]

whoa..."BABY KILLER" chants throughout the arena!

[Loose Cannon]

^^Good Trivia ? in a few years

This was in reply to Mayo's comment before that I responded too.

[Loose Cannon]

LOL, that jobber has his own Gimmick now.

[Gone Mad]

That bobblehead looks more like Ivory than Lita.

What else can happen here tonight?!

[Loose Cannon]

That's 1 gimmick more then half the WWE roster :rofl:

[RGWhat316]

It seems that falling on a woman in WWE is like murder, it happened to Steph a couple years ago, and they acted like she was dead.

[Splaya]

Lita was botching breathing as they were leaving :lol:

[Volchok]

Baby Killer....Baby Killer...

[RGWhat316]

LOL, that jobber has his own Gimmick now.
First we have Orton with the Legend Killer, now Gene Stitsky has the BABY KILLER! :shifty:

[Innovator]

god dammit, damn school not having spike

[Mayo]

LOL, that jobber has his own Gimmick now.What was his full name? Gene Kinski or something?

[tazmaster]

I wonder who will run out to help Orton...

[JeremyTB29]

Any predictions on who helps Orton?.

HBK:Has been knocked out by Christian.

Benoit:Possible

Y2J:not likely

Benjamin:Not sure since his promo was played tonight.

[Splaya]

Belty must be happy to be back with his owner. Damn this match is going to be short.

[JT]

First we have Orton with the Legend Killer, now Gene Stitsky has the BABY KILLER! :shifty:

Gene Kinsk: Hey Jericho, is that you boy Ash? Mind if I see him for a second?

[Loose Cannon]

What was his full name? Gene Kinski or something?

Don't know.

[RGWhat316]

Maybe theyll do the same as with Big Show, a promo saying hes coming back, but returned early. Have Shelton come back tonight!

[RGWhat316]

HEY! Theres nothing you can say, nothings gonna change my tune, not today.

[tazmaster]

Orton + Eugene = Death

[Splaya]

I love how Orton did not run from this match.

[Splaya]

Does anyone else love Batista's spinebuster too?

[JT]

JR: This match is far from over...

...we still have a full 2 minutes left.

[Batsu]

LOL @ HHH selling.

[Splaya]

Either Benjamin comes back, Orton wins clean, Orton wins by cheating, or Evolution turns on Trips. But I do not see HHH and Evolution winning this match. If they do, there will be major anarchy.

[Loose Cannon]

Crowd is Dead

[Batsu]

Batista's spinebuster is great...

listen to the boos. Very much warranted.... Shelton Benjamin!!

[Splaya]

HOLY SHIT

[Gone Mad]

WTF is up with H using that damn Pedigree as a counter for everything. He just likes to put guys heads near his crotch, doesn't he??


MR. BENJAMIN!!!!!!

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>SHELTON!!!!!</font>

[tazmaster]

I love Batista's spine-buster. It's just as good if not better than Arn Anderson's....

Benjamin!

[RGWhat316]

WoOOOOOO I said it

[JT]

Seltons jobbing? :mad:

[Splaya]

HOLY shit it's going to be a locker room brawl

[Batsu]

BENOIT! They called it.

[JT]

They should have hit Seltons music...get the crowd into it.

[RGWhat316]

Last we saw, Shelton was in red though.

[Batsu]

are they chanting for Benoit?

[RGWhat316]

RKO!!!!!!

[Splaya]

RKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK MOTHERFUCKING OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Gone Mad]

RKO/Benoit/Mister Benjamin = World's Greatest Team

[CosaNostra]

Batista is the bitch tonight. :lol:

[RGWhat316]

Helluva night, the world has not ended.

[Splaya]

Fuck guys, Raw was seriously good tonight. I need to go back and rep everyone who said Benjamin was going to come back

[Mayo]

I don't think many people really care for Benji since he wasn't that over when he got hurt... ah well, pretty cool return anyways.

[JT]

RKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK MOTHERFUCKING OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*Takes away your bag of sugar...*

[Boondock Saint]

Good stuff that was. Good show overall. :y: from me.

[tazmaster]

This was the best RAW in a long time... even the slut search was entertaining. The only bad part was the "dance off".

[Loose Cannon]

Orton's dead. You can tell by the reaction he got during the match. The crowd wasn't into it at all. And now he needs people to help him.

[JT]

RKO/Benoit/Mister Benjamin = World's Greatest Team

No, that was Mister Benjamin and the other guy.

[Loose Cannon]

Best part of Raw was Xtian. He is the man.

[The Answer]

Batista gets laid out don't see that to often.Im feeling this faction with Orton,Benjamin and Benoit

[Batsu]

Christian rules.

[tazmaster]

Orton's dead. You can tell by the reaction he got during the match. The crowd wasn't into it at all. And now he needs people to help him.

I don't think Orton's dead yet. They haven't built Orton up to 3on1 status, yet. And today was the first RAW viewers have seen Orton get help from other faces.

[Volchok]

no Flair Flop.. unless i missed it.. :'(

[The Answer]

Orton's dead. You can tell by the reaction he got during the match. The crowd wasn't into it at all. And now he needs people to help him.

I don't think the crowd was that bad.And you can't see Orton beating up all three members of Evolution constantly as that will just weaken the faction amongst the fans

[Gone Mad]

MAD's view on the Madness:

Tonight's Episode "Poor Baby and Batista" was very very good. 9 of 10, this was one of the better shows of recently,at least IMO. It is a shame Sensei of Matts didn't watch (that we know of). Tonight led to new beginnings and new friendships. Next week, we'll see if this show can get even better.

Mad liked:
Y2J/HBK/Xtian segment
Baby backlash
Christy..Rooowrrr
Team-up of RKO,Benoit,and Benjs

Mad not liked:
Tomko

[RGWhat316]

RAW is looking good, maybe Big Shows return will help SD, well see this week.

[Loose Cannon]

I heard nothing during the match, no Orton chants, no cheers for Orton, no motivation chants for Orton, nothing. It seems as if the crowd doesn't care that much about him. And throwing in people to help him out now could be bad. What if Benoit helps Orton win his matches. That doesn't make Orton look strong does it?

I still think they need to turn Orton heel again :mad:

[RGWhat316]

Funny thing happened yesterday, a buddy of mine told somebody that Mr Benjamin was coming back. And apparently some lady was walking nearby and heard him say that, and had a scared look on her face until he said it was about WWE.

[Gone Mad]

Well,LC, it was better that Benoit and Benjs helped out later after most of the beating and after the disqualification. Otherwise, if they would have helped Orton when he was winning or was beginning to get beaten, then that would have hurt.

The three have a common enemy, and that is Evolution so there is no hurt in that. Plus, it looks cool when Orton and the gang are ruling over Evo at least just once.
Poor Deacon Batista.

[The Naitch]

What was Benjamin's theme like and what kind of attire is he using now?

[The Answer]

Funny thing happened yesterday, a buddy of mine told somebody that Mr Benjamin was coming back. And apparently some lady was walking nearby and heard him say that, and had a scared look on her face until he said it was about WWE.

She probably thought the pimp was back on the block

[Loose Cannon]

What was Benjamin's theme like and what kind of attire is he using now?

He has some cool attire. It's like the same as his old, but it's a really cool looking blue color now.

[The Naitch]

Orton is dead. Yes. But atleast they still have John Cena to fall back on. :y:

Unless he gets cornier and cornier every week.

[Innovator]

Orton is dead. Yes. But atleast they still have John Cena to fall back on. :y:

Unless he gets cornier and cornier every week.
too late

[The Naitch]

Cena was best back in early 2003

[The Naitch]

ps- When I saw Orton jump out of that cake, I shook my head. That was just bad.

[Splaya]

It was obvious that was going to happen, but the crowd digged it. I think the crowd was so out of the main event because they knew Evo was either going to win or be disqualified.

[Corkscrewed]

Nice RAW. Just when we're really down on the product, they make up for it on one night.

I will bet you anything that Lita's baby is still okay.. it's just a swerve to get the fans' hopes up.

But these surprise returns have really made the last two WWE shows really cool. Lets see if they can maintain this though...

[V]

YES, 11 pages! much better than yesterday's 5 or 6, whatever the hell it was

[Splaya]

Yeah everyone was really into it tonight.

[SuperSlim]

the show wasn't excellent but it wasn't really that bad. I'd give it a D++ or a C--

[loopydate]

http://www.gerweck.net/genesnisky.jpg

Portrait of a Baby Killer

[Savio]

Crowd chanting baby killer :lol:

[Corkscrewed]

the show wasn't excellent but it wasn't really that bad. I'd give it a D++ or a C--

"D++ or a C--" isn't that bad? Geez, what kind of standards do you live by? :lol:

[Savio]

Does lits wear a pregnant belly strap or is she just fat?