TPWW/WWE the best of Bill Demott (Volume 1)

[Savio]

I believe I got his name right (Stupid announcer on velocity). Post your favorite quotes.

Josh: I tell last smackdown was like the wild wild west.
Bill Demott: With Will smith starring as Theodor Long

(After a backstage chat with on how Johnny "The Bull" on his brothers house being blown away)
Bill Demott: I Never heard of a house being blown in to the ocean
Josh: Well um.....maybe he hade a house boat
Josh: And its a good thing his brother had life insurance
Bill Demott: thats why I fish on land
Josh:......What!?
Bill: I fish on land-
Josh: What are we talking-
Bill: I fish on land so I don't need a lisence
Josh: What are we talking about
Bill: Nice knife edged chop bye Johnny

[loopydate]

Bill DeMott is the announcer on Velocity.

Scott D'Amore is the coach of Team Canada in TNA.

[Savio]

Yes of course :shifty:

[Innovator]

Josh: "Ya know, with Booker T, he wants to end this match, get back, get some ice on his injuries, and get ready for John Cena this upcoming week."
Bill: "So what you're saying right now is Brandon Groom is injuring Booker T."
Josh: "That's not what I'm saying. I'm sure Booker T's got some bumps and bruises that he's gonna want to get healed before this upcoming week on Smackdown when he takes on John Cena."
Bill: "Booker T's a professional athlete. He's not gonna sit at home, where he could be playing golf. He's not sweating John Cena, he doesn't need bags of ice. Look at him control Brandon Groom."
Josh: "You think that Booker T is gonna spend his week playing golf?"
Bill: "Booker T's got a heck of a golf game. That Nintendo is something else."
Josh: "Nintendo?"
Bill: "Atari."
Josh: "Atari? Bill, 1985 called, they want you back."
Bill: "I had a good year in '85."
Josh: [Chuckling] "What happened?"
Bill: "I'm not really sure."

[Innovator]

Bill: "See, if you stick to your guns and believe what you talk about as a journalist, then nobody can come after ya. I can back up anything I say. You have to be able to back up what you say, junior."
Josh: "Wait, as a journalist, I should be able to physically back up anything that I say?"
Bill: "If you get in that ring, you should physically be able to back up what you say."
Josh: "It doesn't make any sense. So you're saying that Todd Broka (?) can back up anything he says, or John Madden. Ya know, you think John Madden says, 'Hey, somebody missed a play," that guy's gonna come there and beat up John Madden?"
Bill: "Bob Barker beat the hell out of Happy Gilmore on a golf course."
Josh: "Well played, Bill. Well played."

[Innovator]

Bill: "That left hand, that left throat clothesline by Mark Jindrak. Do some damage. It's like golf course. Lefties have the, uh, don't have advantage, but in the ring, lefties have an advantage... Everything's done from the right. I'm trying to educate you."
Josh: "What the hell are you talking about?!"
Bill: "I'm trying to educate you! Everything's done from the right!"
Josh: "Why you, why you talkin' about golf?"
Bill: "I have a bad golf game. I'm a lefty."
Josh: "You're talking about Bob Barker, Happy Gilmore, I mean, what, did you go play golf this week or something?"
Bill: "Well, if you're telling me the President called you, then I can tell you I know Bob Barker on a golf course."
Josh: "Okay, then. Shannon Moore's in the buckle, gets his boots up."
Bill: "Lindsay Lohan."
Josh: "Lindsay Lohan calls me all the time."
Bill: "Right."
Josh: "I got her number on speed dial."
Bill: "Right. It was Eric Bischoff in a mask."

[Mr. Marcus]

I haven't heard any of this stuff yet but it sounds gold! :lol:

[RemyRed]

Josh- Kidman walked out on him though.
Bill- Don't you think he should've walked out with him? Then they would still have the belts due to a countout. That's inexperience there.

[Volchok]

damn.. i gotta start watching Velocity...

[Mr. Nerfect]

DeMott sounds hilarious. I'd love to hear him commentate on Smackers. He Tazz and Michael Cole could come up with some good stuff. He sounds like one of the best of the wrestler-gone-commentator commentators.

BTW, I would have loved to have seen London have a go at Kidman on the SmackDown! they lost the WWE Tag Team Championship about how he stayed behind to fight, about how the south is about fighting (since they were in Oklahoma), and about how SmackDown! is about fighting, about how the WWE is about fighting, and about how wrestling is fighting, and about how he is fighting. I could smell some really big face pops there.

[Corkscrewed]

Josh- Kidman walked out on him though.
Bill- Don't you think he should've walked out with him? Then they would still have the belts due to a countout. That's inexperience there.
ROFLMAO!! So priceless! So true!! :lol:

DeMott kinda reminds me of Heenan in how he'd go off on randon tangents that could make sense in a twisted way but were always hilarous.

[BigDaddyCool]

wtf?

[Hardkore Kidd J]

Bill Demott rules. :y:

[Innovator]

Found some more golden comments from DeMott

Bill: "Welcome back to Billocity."
Josh: "It's not called Billocity."
Bill: "Every other week it's Billocity."
Josh: [Calls action while laughing]
Bill: "Matter of fact, people should write in right now. Get on the Internet, go to WWE.com, and vote for Billocity for next Saturday night."
Josh: "Where are they gonna vote? What are they gonna do?"
Bill: "Same place they vote for the divas."
Josh: [Calls action while laughing]
Bill: "That redhead can win, I can win. Billocity! Do it people. Make posters! Make up signs! Billocity, coming near you this Fall; starring Junior Mathews!"
Josh: "Bodyscissors by Rene Dupree. I think Bill DeMott has snapped."
Bill: "Let's get a phone number on that. It's 1-888- what's the rest of your phone number?"
Josh: [Laughs]
Bill: "Send it, vote on the Internet!"

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Josh: "Welcome back to Velocity, Rico. For the first time in ovr four months; Rico back in a WWE ring."
Bill: "And what's the first thing you say? 'What a threesome.'"
Josh: "Yeah."
Bill: "Not, 'Good to see a superstar back'? Not, 'Good to see to Charlie Haas and Rico tagging up together'? We see Miss Jackie every week and you go right to the threesome."
Josh: "No, it's great to see Rico back. I'm thrilled."
Bill: "Ya know what?"
Josh: "What? You know you love Rico."
Bill: "Rico is a fruit-booty."
Josh: "A fruit-what?"
Bill: "Fruit-booty."
Josh: "Okay."

[Savio]

Velocity is on tonight. Watch it and post some more quotes.....I'll try to too.

[Funky Fly]

What time is it on? They keep changing the time, so I never see it anymore.

[Savio]

11:00 I think.

[Funky Fly]

11:00 I think.
Eastern time?

[Savio]

Yup.....They do change it often though so you should check your local listings.

[Innovator]

11 pm eastern