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Azriel
12-14-2004, 11:52 PM
10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Christy becomes the new Women's champiom.
John la Rock
12-15-2004, 12:02 AM
0
Molly goes "Hardcore Holly" crazy and beats the shit out of Christy, Joy, and all the other Diva sluts
corey99999
12-15-2004, 12:11 AM
8
goldberg comes back and goes to smackdown and is the number 1 face
John la Rock
12-15-2004, 12:13 AM
9 (Goldberg might just be what Smackdown needs cause he's a big draw)
Brock Lesnar goes to Raw and feuds with Kane
Azriel
12-15-2004, 12:14 AM
6 (meh. I wouldn't mind seeing that)
Tazz comes out of retirement and wins the WWE title
John la Rock
12-15-2004, 12:21 AM
5 (he wouldn't draw as champ)
Bret Hart comes out and says that the whole Survivor Series Screw Job was a work
SammyG
12-15-2004, 12:24 AM
0
Stacy gets a boob job
John la Rock
12-15-2004, 12:36 AM
6 (she might look better)
RVD turns on Rey by hitting him with a Van Daminator out of nowhere. Than he sets up Rey in the corner and connects with the Van-Terminator
123 kid
12-15-2004, 10:36 AM
8. If he is the cocky heel he was in ECW. If not then 3, I like this tag team.
Jeff Hardy returns and re-forms the Hardy Boyz.
Evolution
12-15-2004, 11:06 AM
8. A Hardy Boyz reunion would draw, but in a couple of months it would be old news.
Rico returns to SmackDown wanting to be reunited with Charlie Hass, but Hass just points and says "No, you're a homo!"
123 kid
12-15-2004, 11:42 AM
10. LMAO. And I like Rico, so would like to see him back.
Theordore Long is fired as GM of Smckdown! And the new GM is announced as Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan.
Innovator
12-15-2004, 01:54 PM
10
The Heenan Family reforms as a result
SammyG
12-15-2004, 09:03 PM
0 noooooo
Benoit wins the title in the elimination chamber
John la Rock
12-15-2004, 09:05 PM
7 (i'd rather Jericho or Batista win)
Triple H wins the title in the Elimination chamber
SuperSlim
12-15-2004, 09:08 PM
0
Batista wins the Elimination Chambar
McLegend
12-15-2004, 09:09 PM
8.5
Maven wins the rumble and then the heavyweight title at WM from HHH
SuperSlim
12-15-2004, 09:12 PM
-3 for the first and 0 for the second. I couldn't bare to see Maven with the title
HHH vs. JBL at WrestleMania to declare an undisputed champion and HHH wins.
Volchok
12-15-2004, 09:14 PM
1
The Elimination Chamber match ends in a draw...
McLegend
12-15-2004, 09:14 PM
8
Chavo and Show have a boxing match at the next PPV
SammyG
12-15-2004, 11:54 PM
-2.. it would be ugly
Vince Russo comes back with Heyman and take over the writing for the wwe
Gouda
12-16-2004, 12:02 AM
7 It would certainly be.... interesting....
Cena's new spinning centreplate of his title malfunctions, spins off the title, goes flying into the crowd like a shuriken, decapitates a fan, causing his or her family to sue for massive amounts of money.
SammyG
12-16-2004, 12:55 AM
lol, 10
Cena challenges Eminem to a rap battle
John la Rock
12-16-2004, 01:08 AM
9 (Eminem would embarass Cena)
The Rock and Stone Cold form a Tag Team called "The Best Evers" and win the Tag Gold at Wrestlemania
Cool King
12-16-2004, 10:00 AM
3
The Womans Championship and the Cruiserweight Championship switch shows
123 kid
12-16-2004, 10:50 AM
2. The main reason I watch Smackdown is for the Cruiserweights!
Jerry Lawler is put back on the active roster, and takes the place of Flair as HHH's asslicker...I mean Manager.
John la Rock
12-16-2004, 01:21 PM
1 (Lawler should be kissing Rock's ass)
Ric Flair and Mic Foley wrestle in a Street Fight at Wrestlemania 21
123 kid
12-16-2004, 02:06 PM
10
Kevin Nash returns on Smackdown! And at WM21 we have a 'Battle of the Big Men' hell in a cell match. Nash V Big Show V Undertaker V Kane (making his return at WM21 with his mask). Kane goes on to win the match, and at Summerslam picks up the WWE championship.
Evolution
12-16-2004, 03:57 PM
1 for Nash return, 2 for Kane with the mask and 8 for Kane with the title. It's about time he got it.
NWA-TNA gets more PPV buys than Royal Rumble
PorkSoda
12-17-2004, 09:39 AM
8
During a Triple H match, the YMCA music hits and Triple H starts to dance.
John la Rock
12-17-2004, 12:28 PM
5 (would be funny but stupid)
Daniel Puder wins the 2005 Royal Rumble
Cool King
12-17-2004, 01:53 PM
0
Maven quits and goes to TNA
The Naitch
12-17-2004, 02:06 PM
3
The Rock dies in a car accident
Cool King
12-17-2004, 02:11 PM
0
Blue Meanie returns and wins the I.C title on RAW
1
JBL loses a squash match to Booker T for the title.
The Naitch
12-17-2004, 06:14 PM
1
oh so we're talking about real moments. Alright....
DDP revealing himself as Sara's stalker
Drakul
12-18-2004, 01:05 AM
4 (On a side note:I remeber when he unmasked to reveal himself as the stalker and someone I know said "Oh,Its chainsaw charlie!!! :eek: " Well,I found it funny.)
You accidently recieve a briefcase full of cash through the mail with a letter reading "Heres the money we owe you - Stephanie and Paul Levesque"
SammyG
12-18-2004, 01:07 AM
uh.. didnt that happen already? i donno, 2?
Kane returns and helps Batista win the Elimination Chamber
John la Rock
12-18-2004, 02:50 AM
9 (Batista winning would be good)
Jericho challenges Batista for the World Title at Wrestlemania 21 (and wins)
RemyRed
12-18-2004, 07:52 PM
6
Teddy Hart accepts a challenge from CM Punk to a shoot match.
Mr. Nerfect
12-18-2004, 08:12 PM
7.
The WWE rehires Chuck Palumbo, and he The Hurricane & Rosey head to SmackDown! as Sherlock Helms, Dr. Fattson & Lieutenant Palumbo. :shifty:
8. I don't know why, but I'd love to see a "Shelock Helms" gimmick. :shifty:
Matt Hardy returns as "Hardly Hardy", where he dresses up in all different kinds of junk food costumes. Jeff of course returns to feud with Hardly as "Healthy Hardy".
Mr. Nerfect
12-18-2004, 09:00 PM
8. I don't know why, but I'd love to see a "Shelock Helms" gimmick. :shifty:
Matt Hardy returns as "Hardly Hardy", where he dresses up in all different kinds of junk food costumes. Jeff of course returns to feud with Hardly as "Healthy Hardy".
10. I seriously think that wiould be hilarious.
Sherlock Helms can use "The Private Eye of the Hurricane" as a finisher. Dr. Fattson can use the "Landfill-iant Deduction, Sherlock" and Palumbo can do "The Whack-y Eye". :shifty:
How about this? Jesus cuts an emotional promo about being mistreated on the streets, about how he's fought his whole life, he's taken out eight men at once in a street fight, and how he is ashamed after losing to Cena at Armageddon, and that he just couldn't fight back in their Street Fight. Then we see John Cena give Jesus some respect, but then tell him that helpless feeling at Armageddon was what it's like to get your ass kicked, even if it as from behind, Jesus knows that attacks should be prepared at all times.
John Cena and Jesus then have a match for the US Title, which Jesus wins cleanly after, then Cena goes to shake Jesus' hand and Carlito spits in Cena's face and Jesus and Carlito beat him down.
RemyRed
12-21-2004, 11:52 AM
10 (good idea even though I hate CCC and Jesus, they'd probably injure themselves while hitting Cena)
Evan Kourageous returns and reforms 3 Count on Raw, who then feud with the returning "Jynx Brothers" (you guys know who I'm talking about)
PorkSoda
12-21-2004, 11:59 AM
7.
WWE puts a big huge green tube on the entranceway and replaces Mysterio's costume with Luigi's and gives him a fake Itallian accent and his entrance is that when he hops up from beneath the floor...he flies OUT OF THE TUBE, giving a Super Mario entrance
Evolution
12-21-2004, 12:22 PM
8. Be pretty funny, but it would get stale real quick.
RVD gets a title shot with JBL in a cage match. RVD is on top of the cage about to climb out, when we get a close-up shot of him. We very clearly hear and see him say: Dude, I am soooooooo hiiiiigh!
8
They are taping a segment backstage for SmackDown! and in the corner, on top of a bag, there is a baggie with green stuff in it. RVD goes over to it, smiles at the camera, does a thumbs up, and walks away.
RemyRed
12-22-2004, 03:25 AM
9
Mick Foley and Flair get into another arguement at a night club and outta nowhere Flair slaps Foley and yells out "I'm Ric Flair bitch!". (in an angle situation)
SammyG
12-23-2004, 05:25 PM
10, id laugh my ass off
Foley and Flair have a loser must stay away from wwe television forever.
The One
12-23-2004, 06:12 PM
0 - I like Mick's random showings and Ric is the god of this sport...so long as he is breathing I welcome him on my TV.
Everyone's favorite superstar becomes WWE Champion...you know who I am talking about...say it with me now...
Rob...Van...Dam! (Being his old laid back cocky self from ECW of course.)
Marcyo
12-23-2004, 06:50 PM
5
Bob Holly gets fired, accidentaly runs into dynamite and explodes (simple but cool)
SammyG
12-23-2004, 06:58 PM
10
The outsiders come to wwe
Evolution
12-28-2004, 06:20 AM
2. An initial pop but eventually old news and Triple H's bitches.
You see a news report about a riot in Greenwich, Conneticut where someone called Paul Levesque's house is being burned down. You see footage of the mob, and they are dressed in garments with strangely familiar inscribings on them: TPWW.net, a skeleton dragon picture, "Tell me you didn't just say that" and RKO.
PS. Again BUMP to a great thread.
RemyRed
12-29-2004, 02:04 PM
9
Brock Leznar, and all of those wrestlers that got released during that big firing period (minus Jamie Noble) show up in TNA and beat up the Kings Of Wrestling, taking over as the promotions top heels.
6. Meh.
Paul Heyman returns on WWE TV and starts an ECW invasion. We then find out that he was never in trouble, was never off the writing team, and it was all a work, set up by Heyman himself.
Scorpion
12-29-2004, 03:54 PM
10
WWE finially brings back the hardcore championship
6 man elimination: RVD, Simon Dean, Rhyno, Taz, Al Snow, Batista
Simon Dean wins it, and returns to his Nova Gimmick
Evolution
12-29-2004, 08:40 PM
9.9999999 (ECW! ECW!)
During that match, Rhyno puts Batista and Al snow out of commission by super gluing them to the announcers table.
PorkSoda
01-03-2005, 07:12 PM
5.
Viscera wrestlers Mark Henry in a 60 minute Iron Man Match for the Undisputed championship
John la Rock
01-03-2005, 07:42 PM
0 (they couldn't last 10 minutes)
Triple H wrestles Batista at Wrestlemania 21 (not for the title, just a 1-1 match)
8
Randy Orton is in the ring cutting a promo, and the lights go out. When they come back on, DDP is standing behind him, and Orton doesn't notice, so DDP runs off the ropes and hits the Diamond Cutter.
PorkSoda
01-03-2005, 08:52 PM
9. I'd mark out for that
The brand split ends
Innovator
01-03-2005, 11:23 PM
7
At the ECW PPV, Vince comes out to destroy any credibility the show could have...when Paul E. runs out and kicks him in the nuts repeatedly.
RemyRed
01-05-2005, 07:45 PM
8
In 2007 at Victory Road, No. 1 Contendor Michael Shane puts NWA Heavyweight Champion Teddy Hart in a sharpshooter. The bell rings unexpectedly and Michael Shane is announced the new NWA Heavyweight Champion.
Evolution
01-09-2005, 04:36 PM
10. HBK's cousin and Bret Hart's brother 10 years later. If it was in Montreal then 1000000.
Somebody is walking to the ring on RAW and there is another Kane pyro mess-up, setting them on fire.
SammyG
01-09-2005, 05:36 PM
10, id laugh my ass off
Jericho won the elimination chamber
John la Rock
01-09-2005, 08:17 PM
10
The Rock returns and Rock Bottoms Orton setting up Rock/Orton at Mania
SammyG
01-10-2005, 07:46 PM
10000000
Another Rock vs Brock
nWo 4 Life
01-11-2005, 09:25 AM
3. It's been done, what would they fight about?
Ric Flair has another heart attack in the ring (like he did in WCW while giving a promo)
RemyRed
01-13-2005, 12:59 PM
7, 8 if Triple H or Batista administer CPR (only a good rating if it's a work)
Undertaker, while in a dazed period, does the whole smoke and mirrors dead man intro with the right music and all, but in his confusion rides a motorcycle to the ring,
PSIcological
01-16-2005, 03:50 PM
7, i think it would be better the other way round
During a JBL promo, the lights cut out and Undertaker does his entrance. Everyone runs from the ring leaving Orlando Jordan on his own. When taker reaches the ring, Jordan knocks him out with one punch leaving taker unconcious on the floor
Cool King
01-25-2005, 02:03 PM
0
Steven Richards wins the Royal Rumble and Wins the Title at WrestleMania 21
AJHayes
01-25-2005, 02:22 PM
0
Blue Meanie returns and wins the I.C title on RAW
10+
AJHayes
01-25-2005, 02:40 PM
0
Steven Richards wins the Royal Rumble and Wins the Title at WrestleMania 21
7 (9 if he's Big Stevie Cool)
Edge and Christian usher in a new "Era of Awesomeness." And Foley returns giving us a warm serving of CREDGELEY!
Cool King
01-28-2005, 06:32 PM
7
The Draft ends in December and at WrestleMania 22 the Main Event is Chris Jericho VS Rob Van Dam VS Kane VS Undertaker VS Triple H VS The Rock Vs Big Show(Champ) for the World Heavyweight Title in an Elimination Chamber. Near the end of the Match there has been no eliminations then Kane and Undertaker team up and they both climb to the top of a chamber with the Big Show ,they double Chockslam Big Show off of the Chamber and Big Show goes right through the steel floor and the crowd starts chanting "Holy Sh*t" then 30 Minutes later the only people left are Undertaker,Kane and Big Show,Kane and Undertaker team up again and they both climb to the top of a chamber with the Big Show but this time they double Chockslam Big Show off of the Chamber and Big Show goes right through the ring and the crowd starts chanting "Holy Sh*t" again Big Show gets pinned by Kane and as soon as Kane gets up Undertaker Tombstones Kane and wins the match.
nWo 4 Life
03-10-2005, 08:35 AM
100000 for the steel, 10 for the ring, 7 for the Undertaker win.
During WM21's Piper's Pit, Austin drops an F-Bomb with the microphone right next to his mouth, and a shoot fight erupts between Austin and Piper.
PS. BUMP!
Avenger
03-10-2005, 04:27 PM
9, 10 if they are given 30 minutes at WM 21...and it's a hardcore match
Ba-Tis-Ta wins Royal Rumble, wins main event at WM 21 against HHHlol this was last august
Drakul
03-10-2005, 09:16 PM
5
Your at a local football match and batista comes bouncing out to the feild as a cheerleader,with pom-poms and everything and starts chanting "GO TEEEEAM! GO TEEEEEAM! YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" and then Ric flair comes out as the team mascot and starts "wooooo"ing and everything until the other teams mascot comes over and hits him.Flair does the flair flop and then does a 'chock block'* on the other mascot as it walks away and puts it in figure four until he has to be sedated by cops and taken away.
*I think its called that.The thing where he tackles the knee.
SammyG
03-10-2005, 09:32 PM
first of all.. WOW... i mean.. yeah. um, so batista looks like a fag as a cheerleader, uh that will be a 0 in my books.
They give London and Chavo 20 minutes at WM 21
PSIcological
04-06-2005, 02:47 PM
227
viscera moves to smackdown and wins the cruiserweight title
:shifty:
Evolution
04-06-2005, 02:59 PM
-1000000000000000003
Triple H goes to sever his relationship with Flair via Pedigree, but Trips gets owned by Flair, Batista and Orton, renewing Evolution and bringing in Kane as Triple H's replacement.
John la Rock
04-06-2005, 03:14 PM
3 (10000 if it was Angle)
Hulk Hogan defeats Batista at Summerslam and has a 2 year World Title Run
SammyG
04-06-2005, 07:39 PM
lol, 6, it would be kinda cool
Flair and Hogan create a tag team
Marcyo
04-06-2005, 07:41 PM
10
Viscera executes a moonsault...
and breaks his own neck.
The Answer
04-06-2005, 07:44 PM
10
Viscera executes a moonsault...
and breaks his own neck.
10 just because thye would need a fort cliff to get him out of the ring
Batista is beaten for the world heavyweight title by a bunch of midget luchadores
Marcyo
04-06-2005, 07:48 PM
0 if it's normal luchadores
7.5 if they are from TNA :shifty:
Triple H dies in a car crash
John la Rock
04-06-2005, 09:43 PM
-1000000000000000000000 what a great moment that would be......idiot
Marty Jennetty starts to dress and act like HBK (music, appearance, attitude, etc)
nWo 4 Life
04-11-2005, 07:20 AM
Er, 2
Akebono attempts a 450 off the Hell in a Cell onto Shannon Moore on the announce table, leaving a non-gimmicked crater 4 feet wide.
Marcyo
04-11-2005, 09:41 AM
10
Vince Mcmahon makes HHH job
Evolution
04-11-2005, 12:22 PM
1, although if it were to Christian then 10.
Marcyo
04-11-2005, 02:16 PM
I'll bet you're an HHH fan.
Drakul
06-29-2005, 08:35 AM
I enjoyed this thread so,rather than make a new one, I'll bring this back to life.
Lita tells Edge shes seeing Matt behind his back and Edge replies "Really? Me to."
NoRoolz
06-29-2005, 01:19 PM
7 lol.
Kane is injured by Edge, stays out of WWE for about 6 Months. During this time Edge uses his 'money in the bank' and wins the WWE Title, then one day Edge is boasting etc and the lights go out, and Kane's first WWE theme plays then we see the Big Red Monster back again, mask and all the old gear just like he was in 1998. Then at the next Pay Per View he wins the title for the 2nd time in his career (but doesn't lose it the following night this time).
Nervous Ferret
06-29-2005, 01:20 PM
10
Vince Mcmahon makes HHH job :shifty:
Marcyo
06-29-2005, 01:21 PM
what? anything can happen. :shifty:
Marcyo
06-29-2005, 01:25 PM
Kane is injured by Edge, stays out of WWE for about 6 Months. During this time Edge uses his 'money in the bank' and wins the WWE Title, then one day Edge is boasting etc and the lights go out, and Kane's first WWE theme plays then we see the Big Red Monster back again, mask and all the old gear just like he was in 1998. Then at the next Pay Per View he wins the title for the 2nd time in his career (but doesn't lose it the following night this time).
30021029398958432.
JBL botches a shooting star press and kills himself.
Nervous Ferret
06-29-2005, 01:25 PM
8.
Batista beats HHH at Wrestlemania, then again at Backlash, then, for a 3rd time, in a Hell in A cell.
Nervous Ferret
06-29-2005, 01:25 PM
no don't be silly
Marcyo
06-29-2005, 01:28 PM
that would be awesome.
10.
Batista gets drafted to Smackdown after these incredible wins
Just John
06-29-2005, 02:56 PM
..he will be but I rate it a 3 I really dont like batista
Vince falls down some stairs
Marcyo
06-29-2005, 04:37 PM
3 if he doesn't hurt himself, 9.9 if he does
The main event of Summerslam being a 6-man Hell in a Cell, Angle vs HHH vs Michaels vs Kane vs Cena vs Benjamin
FourFifty
06-29-2005, 04:56 PM
5, would be a 10 but you HAD to put HHH in another Hell in a Cell match.
Ric Flair breaks the Master Lock with a low blow
John la Rock
06-29-2005, 04:59 PM
9 WOOOOOOOOO
John la Rock
06-29-2005, 05:00 PM
Angle beats Batista to win the World Title
vampiro03
06-29-2005, 06:00 PM
5
angle vs batista vs hhh for the title near the end of the match hhh and batista team up and humiliate angle, batista lays down for the game to get the title back, it was all a roose the whole time...........but then when they're celabrating the lights dim and you see someone in a trenchcoat in the rafters just silently staring into the ring. camera cuts out
weather vane
06-29-2005, 11:08 PM
9
Sean O'Haire returns to the WWE and him and Jindrak totally kill Hurricane and Rosey for the titles.
ddpBANG
06-30-2005, 12:42 AM
5
Tazz is doing an in-ring interview and all of a sudden Rhyno GORE GORE GOREs him.
Drakul
06-30-2005, 01:20 AM
7
TPWW gets creative control of WWE
vampiro03
06-30-2005, 05:53 PM
-10
Faroq comes back to remind jbl of who he was/is, ends up kicking jbls ass and saying........DAMN
The Show Off
06-30-2005, 07:27 PM
1
Brock shows up and Challanges Batista
NoRoolz
07-01-2005, 10:10 AM
9
The Road Dogg returns to WWE to feud with Cena about who raps better (non-title feud) this feud continues until Wrestlemania 22 where it's Road Dogg V John Cena Special Ref: Macho Man.
vampiro03
07-01-2005, 10:29 PM
10(just cuz macho owns all)
Hulk Hogan finally speaks about bash at the beach 2000
FourFifty
07-02-2005, 11:27 AM
7
The ring explodes during the Diva Search
Innovator
07-02-2005, 11:51 AM
10
WWE fires all Divas who don't do anything and hire back Sean O'Haire, James Gibson, and Matt Hardy
8
The Undertaker no sells Triple H's politics and gets him fired.
Marcyo
07-02-2005, 01:56 PM
10
JR interferes during a world title match and takes out Cena and HHH with a 'big belly shot'.
Marcyo
07-19-2005, 06:50 PM
:p
Innovator
07-19-2005, 06:53 PM
10 :lol:
King eats JR's hat, with BBQ sauce
7
JR gets so hysterical that he falls backwards off of the stage.
The One
07-19-2005, 06:56 PM
0
Jericho wins (cleanly) at SummerSlam to become the WWE Champion.
Watson
07-19-2005, 07:05 PM
4
After beating Hogan at Summerslam, HBK is in the ring celebrating when Sting comes through the crowd and gives him a Scorpion Death Drop.
The One
07-19-2005, 08:35 PM
2 - I am a fan of Sting BUT don't want to see him in WWE.
Hogan is never seen on television again.
Skippord
07-19-2005, 08:44 PM
0 Hulk kicks ass
RVD lights a joint in the ring
Watson
07-19-2005, 08:54 PM
10
Chris Sabin debuts on RAW and wins the Intercontinental title from Carlito.
The One
07-19-2005, 08:55 PM
1 - I will never hail Sabin.
You (that's right the person reading this) win the AWA World Heavyweight Championship.
vampiro03
07-19-2005, 09:08 PM
2 (since id never get exposure)
the internet fans finally realise the truth, Christian SUCKS. yep thats right. sucks. why does it look like he wears a diaper?
Watson
07-19-2005, 09:09 PM
10
Sunny's old theme music plays ("I Know You Want Me") on RAW during a Diva Search segment and she comes out looking as hot as she did back in the day. She then talks trash to all the Diva wannabes.
The One
07-19-2005, 09:14 PM
??? - Unratable since has no basis in the world which we exsist in.
Raven sits in the front row of SummerSlam with the NWA Title and heckles the entire show.
Watson
07-19-2005, 09:19 PM
100
Sunny's old theme music plays ("I Know You Want Me") on RAW during a Diva Search segment and she comes out looking as hot as she did back in the day. She then talks trash to all the Diva wannabes.
The One
07-19-2005, 09:26 PM
...have you seen Sunny latly???
None the less you said looking as hot...so...I guess 2...cause Diva Contestents are still on the TV.
A TNA's X-Division's Best vs. WWE's Cruiserweight Division's Best event.
Watson
07-19-2005, 09:32 PM
8
During Smackdown one night Tazz just flips out and starts beating the Hell out of Michael Cole.
The One
07-19-2005, 09:43 PM
0 - I don't want Tazz fired
This is way out there, but let's work with me here for a moment...
During some random worthless event where Hogan is flexng and posing longer then triple H talks, Ric Flair comes out, totally gets in Hogan face screaming at him and then the two of them get into a legit shoot fight in which we see Flair beat the shit out of Hogan, then take Brookes virginity. After that Vince McMahon comes down to try and get some order but Tazz wedges a mic up Vince's ass all before Paul Heyman comes running out of the audience and runs backstage and kicks Bischoff in the balls, but while he is doing that you can see in the backround that all the Diva Contestents are drinking a bowl of punch which is unknown to them poisoned and they fall to the ground with Tajiri laughing and shouting in Japanesse that they took his air time, after seeing this Christian becomes enraged and takles Tajiri to the ground, everyone starts choosing sides and there is a huge battle to the death in which everyone currently hired by WWE dies except Shane McMahon who is so overcome with grief that he climbs to the top of Titan Towers and proceeds to jump off.
......................JBL wins over Batista at SummerSlam :shifty:
Watson
07-19-2005, 09:47 PM
0
Billy Gunn shows up on RAW and shoots on Triple H (DId you hear his interview on VOW?)
The One
07-19-2005, 09:50 PM
92875981264912384612308562913846123908463214........BRAIN EXPLODING! 48127305982473p59137450912386490264902651345
The words "I'm sorry Bret" coming out of Vince's mouth.
Watson
07-19-2005, 10:48 PM
9
TNA fires Jeff Jarrett
Marcyo
07-19-2005, 11:07 PM
1234567890
TNA fires A.J. Styles
The One
07-19-2005, 11:08 PM
1
TNA hires Mike Awesome
Marcyo
07-19-2005, 11:11 PM
5... pretty average, but heh, since I don't watch TNA...
Viscera does his ''humping attack'' on a WOMAN
Watson
07-19-2005, 11:14 PM
2
Lita turns on Edge and she and Matt Hardy beat Edge's ass.
Marcyo
07-19-2005, 11:29 PM
DUHHHH, WHAT A WHORE
10 tho :heart:
Big Show accidentaly breaks Chris Masters's nose with a botched clothesline
Watson
07-20-2005, 03:13 AM
7
Stephanie McMahon comes out and cuts a shoot promo saying that she has evidence that Triple H had an affair. Then he comes out and tries to explain himself but she tells him to "Shut the Hell up" then proceeds to fire him (legitimately).
FourFifty
07-22-2005, 02:33 AM
-9
As much as the world dislikes Triple H everyone pops when he jobs.
The Blue Meanie kicks JBL in the balls during a shoot fight.
Watson
07-22-2005, 02:50 AM
5
Tracy Smothers comes through the crowd (ala Matt Hardy) and attacks JBL.
Skippord
07-22-2005, 03:54 AM
If security jumps on him 0 if not 10
The One
07-22-2005, 02:11 PM
And the new moment would be....
I will take it from here
Hassan comes out on Raw and cuts a kick ass promo ripping UPN, the media and the idiots who chant "USA" whenever he talks despite the fact that he is American.
The One
07-22-2005, 02:18 PM
8 if he is given a script before hand, 10 if he just does it and lets out his (I am sure) real anger towards the situation he has been put in (Due to racism, he is out TONS of money since he was one of the bigger draws on the show).
During the Battle of the Band next week on RAW, John Cena chokes.
Watson
07-22-2005, 03:34 PM
6
At the Kurt Angle Invitational, when he tells the "hometown hero" to come out it's KEN SHAMROCK!! He beats the shit out of Kurt and puts him in the Ankle Lock and Angle taps out almost immediately.
The One
07-22-2005, 03:38 PM
0 - I FUCKING HATE KEN SHAMROCK!
Some big name TNA wrestlers all buy front row tickets to GAB, they sit in the front row all wearing TNA shirts and holding up TNA signs, they heckle and boo everyone and get a "WWE Sucks!" chant going. However they don't jump the guardrail, touch anyone, or do anything illegal.
-9 cause Jeff Jarrett would make sure he is the centre of attention
Jeff Jarrett loses in a loser leaves TNA to AJ Styles
The One
07-22-2005, 03:45 PM
2 - What would it matter, how often do those REALLY last?
Dixie Carter gets total control of TNA and hired Paul Heyman to be head writer.
Watson
07-22-2005, 07:42 PM
8
At Summerslam, Shawn Michaels uses a chair on Hogan a few times and sets up for Sweet Chin Music when all of a sudden Bret Hart runs down the aisle, gets in the ring, takes the chair and smacks Shawn Michaels with it. He then locks on the Sharpshooter and won't let go until a shitload of referees come out and seperate the two.
The One
07-22-2005, 07:50 PM
9
Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage have a shoot fight.
ddpBANG
07-22-2005, 08:21 PM
2. How could you tell it was a shoot fight? By all the no selling? Good Luck.
Lance Storm returns to help Christian win at the GAB thus reforming their tag team
The One
07-22-2005, 08:22 PM
0 - I want to see the student Lance can start pumping out
Butterbean becomes a wrestler
FourFifty
07-23-2005, 12:49 AM
-4589043567834890566798345423896798347849357
fuck butterbean
Hassan comes back to Raw and sides with Kerrin White
Skippord
07-23-2005, 01:05 AM
5
Kane Goes insane and Beats the shit out of anyone he talks to tweener and then wins the world title
The One
07-23-2005, 01:37 AM
Eh...3 - I kind of like what they are doing with the WWE Title picture currently
Hogan craps his pants during the Michaels SummerSlam match.
Skippord
07-23-2005, 02:25 AM
10 cause it would be funny
HHH tears his quad
Watson
07-23-2005, 03:00 AM
5
Vince McMahon "fires" Eric Bischoff as RAW GM only to replace him with Ted DiBiase.
Skippord
07-23-2005, 03:14 AM
10
Chris Sabin wins the X division title
Savio
07-23-2005, 03:18 AM
7
Brock F5s the Diva contestants
Watson
07-23-2005, 03:20 AM
0 (I fuckin' hate Brock Lesnar)
A new national wrestling promotion starts up and immediately gets a TV deal.
Savio
07-23-2005, 03:30 AM
0 (Because you hate lesnar)
A new national wrestling promotion starts up and immediately gets a Prime Time TV deal.
Skippord
07-23-2005, 03:37 AM
5 if it was TNA 10
Trish Stratus Does Playboy :naughty:
Watson
07-23-2005, 03:58 AM
10
Stephanie McMahon does Hustler
ddpBANG
07-23-2005, 04:52 AM
1,000,000,000
Melina forgets her underwear at GAB
Skippord
07-23-2005, 05:05 AM
10
In a big title match before the bell rings the champion hits the challenger with the belt and pins him as the bell rings
The One
07-23-2005, 12:10 PM
3 - I would want to see the big title match, unless the challenger was Hogan, then 10
Your watching an old tape of ECW, and you realise your mom was in the front row for "The Night the Line Was Crossed"
Watson
07-23-2005, 09:50 PM
10
Vince McMahon sells WWE to me and I take storyline suggestions from TPWW.
Innovator
07-23-2005, 09:54 PM
10, just to have input
Samoa Joe chokes out HHH after an avalanche muscle buster
Watson
07-23-2005, 11:03 PM
8
ROH goes national
Skippord
07-23-2005, 11:20 PM
10
Vince Kills HHH
The One
07-24-2005, 07:04 PM
7 - Vince goes to jail...and then who's in charge? Steph?!?!
Revealing the release of Earl Hebner was a work.
ddpBANG
07-24-2005, 07:54 PM
2. Who really cares about Earl Hebner?
Revealing the whole Chyna thing was a work, as she makes her re-debut.
The One
07-24-2005, 08:16 PM
0
Revealing the entire Stephanie/Hunter marriage is a work. (beyond the fact that it was a work before reality)
FourFifty
07-24-2005, 11:28 PM
I'm gonna give that one a <strike>two</stike> three... <i>(edit- I just realized if it was fake my chances of tapping Steph like a keg at a party became that much better)</i>
Tori VS Torrie Wilson, barbedwire death bikini match!
The One
07-25-2005, 05:24 PM
I assume even though it was crossed out Tori VS Torrie Wilson, barbedwire death bikini match is the next moment...
To which I give that a 1...it would sure be a shitty as wrestling match, and the barbwire would make them all bloody so even the 12 year old boys wouldn't want to jerk off to it.
NEXT MOMENT...
You are asked to be a consultant to the WWE Writing Team.
Skippord
07-25-2005, 05:53 PM
6
Shane goes crazy and Kills Everyone in WWE offices except Linda and gets away with it
Watson
07-25-2005, 07:27 PM
Umm 3
One night on RAW, Kane comes out announced and wearing street clothes. He then cuts a 100% shoot promo telling everyone his real name and talking about how he's sick and damn tired of being put in dumb storylines and never getting a decent push. He then tells Vince McMahon to "Go To Hell" and quits.
FourFifty
07-25-2005, 07:47 PM
-6
I like Kane too much to see him quit.
Brock Lesnar's big comeback match... Lesnar VS Hassan... Lesnar Jobs!
The One
07-25-2005, 07:53 PM
A hypothedical 11!
There is another Plane Ride from Hell
Watson
07-25-2005, 10:13 PM
0, Who cares really?
Vince announces on RAW that he is ending the brand extension and that the Royal Rumble will be the final PPV where RAW and Smackdown are seperate brands. All title matches at that PPV would be unification matches.
The One
07-25-2005, 10:20 PM
9
WWA, TNA, ROH, and Extremely Hardcore all take off and have national TV deals all by 2007.
Innovator
07-25-2005, 11:03 PM
10, just to get some competition going
Jarrett loses a "loser must get shot" match to Styles
Skippord
07-26-2005, 01:26 AM
10
HHH's nose takes over his brain
FourFifty
07-26-2005, 02:57 AM
3.15
Jeff Jarrett's Ego VS Triple H's Ego, Hell In The Cell!
Watson
07-26-2005, 02:59 AM
8
Jake Roberts gets clean, gets in good shape, makes a comeback, and starts a fed with Hogan by tying Hogan up in the ropes and having a smake bit him.
Skippord
07-26-2005, 04:56 AM
8
Sting Comes from the rafters in a hell in a cell match and hits the scorpion death drop to someone on top of the cell
FourFifty
07-26-2005, 02:23 PM
Old School Sting- 4
The "I'm not The Crow" Crow Sting- 6
Wolfpac Sting- 2
Shane Helms, Billy Gunn, Rob Conway, and Victoria re-form DX
Watson
07-26-2005, 05:53 PM
3
JBL gets fired!
James Steele
07-26-2005, 06:45 PM
1 - He is entertaining.
At Survivor Series 2005, the WWE brings back War Games in a 20-man RAW vs. Smackdown! Battle Of The Brands with:
Team SmackDown!
(JBL/Batista/Guerrero/Benoit/Mysterio/Christian/Booker T./Orton/Undertaker/Regal)
vs.
Team RAW
(HHH/Jericho/Cena/Michaels/Carlito/Flair/Kane/RVD/Show/Angle)
Watson
07-26-2005, 09:53 PM
10 That would actually be pretty fucking awesome.
In the coming weeks on RAW and Smackdown, all the released WWE talent from the past 6 months or so start interfering in random matches and attacking both heels and faces.
Skippord
07-26-2005, 11:53 PM
10
Paul Heyman takes over for the King
Watson
07-27-2005, 11:21 PM
7
Kid Kash shows up on RAW and attacks Carlito. Eric Bischoff books Kash vs. Carlito at Summerslam for the Intercontinental title. Kid Kash wins the IC title cleanly.
Skippord
07-28-2005, 09:44 AM
10 :drool:
Frankie Kazarian Wins the IC title at Survivor Series
NoRoolz
07-28-2005, 11:55 AM
9.
Mark Henry returns the RAW before SummerSlam and tells Viscera that he is blatantly copying his Sexual Chocolate gimmick, he then offers Vis a match a SummerSlam which is accepted by Vis and the winner gets the right to the 'Sexual Chocolate' gimmick.
Watson
07-29-2005, 03:15 AM
2
Jeff Jarrett shows up in the HBK vs. Hogan match at Summerslam and gives HBK a guitar shot and gives Hogan the Stroke.
Skippord
07-29-2005, 04:51 AM
0
Jeff Jarret hits Abyss with the gutair and Abyss just whips him into the rope and black hole slams him
angelarquette
07-29-2005, 07:06 AM
2
During a JBL vs Batista match, the Wolfpac music hits and the Outsiders come out, Jacknife JBL and reform the nWo Wolfpac with Batista the newest member
Skippord
07-29-2005, 10:58 AM
8
HHH VS RVD for the world title and RVD Five Star Frogsplashes HHH's Temple knocking him cold and retarded so Vince doesnt give him the buisness and RVD wins the title.
Chavo Classic
07-29-2005, 11:00 AM
6.75
Lita botches her signing her contract extension and is released from the WWE on a technicality
G-wrath
07-29-2005, 11:07 AM
11
NoRoolz
07-29-2005, 01:11 PM
9.5
AJ Styles signs to WWE, and goes straight into the main event scene feuding with Kurt Angle. AJ wins the Rumble then faces the unwilling Kurt at Wrestlemania in an iron man match, where AJ wins 2-1, and is the new World Heavyweight Champion.
Skippord
07-29-2005, 01:24 PM
100000000000000
CM Punk and Triple H have a feud over use of the Pedigree/Pepsi Plunge which ends with A pepsi Plunge off the stage through seven tables
NoRoolz
07-29-2005, 02:57 PM
9.5, 10 if HHH gets injured enough to leave WWE for a while.
We see London/Guerrera/Spanky/Noble/Psicosis/Super Crazy battle royal at SummerSlam, with Spanky being the surprise victor.
Skippord
07-30-2005, 01:32 AM
6(I prefer London)
RVD changes his name to Smoky McPot
Watson
07-30-2005, 01:57 AM
2
After losing to Batista at Summerslam, JBL leaves WWE for awhile. Every week on Smackdown Teddy Long, Michael Cole, and Tazz keep saying that since Summerslam no one has seen or heard from JBL. A couple of months later when Batista is being beaten down by Randy Orton, Christian, and Eddie Guerrero the old APA music hits and JBL returns as Bradshaw. He even grows his goatee back out and darkens his air. He cleans house and helps Batista thus turning face.
Skippord
07-30-2005, 11:49 PM
10
Batista Batista Bombs someone through the ring
NoRoolz
07-31-2005, 07:19 AM
8.
D'lo Brown returns on SmackDown! And becomes a credible US title contender.
Watson
08-01-2005, 05:02 AM
5
One of Smackdown's heels attacks Michael Cole and injures him during an interview segment. The next week on Smackdown Cole isn't there and Tazz says he's going to be out a couple of weeks because of the injury. Then Tazz announces that WWE have assigned a temporary replacement. The camera then shows the announcer's table and Joey Styles is sitting there beside of Tazz. (Kind of like how Taz commentated that ECW show with Joey when he came back from the broken neck and no one noticed it was him doing the commentating and after the show the camera showed the announcer's booth and Styles introduced Taz who was previously known up until then as the Tazmaniac)
Skippord
08-01-2005, 09:46 AM
10
Tazz randomly starts choking people out
PorkSoda
08-01-2005, 10:30 AM
8
Jim Ross gets up during a match and powerbombs the superstars through tables.
Skippord
08-01-2005, 12:21 PM
10
Kazarian Wins the World Heavyweight Title at Wrestlemania
Watson
08-04-2005, 02:50 AM
4
Paul Heyman gets fired from WWE in a couple of years. During that time TNA's ratings have gone way down and they are in danger of shutting down because of financial loses. They hire Paul Heyman because they think he may be able to salvage their ratings. They give him complete creative control and final say-so over ALL storylines and angles. TNA becomes the new ECW but with TNA's innovative edge. Jeff Jarrett is forced to job to the likes of Shark Boy, David Young, etc. The new TNA gives WWE some REAL competition. Paul Heyman is the head of creative control but this time he has a whole damn team to take care of the finances and no one's check bounces.
Skippord
08-04-2005, 10:38 AM
10
Undertaker Wins the World Title at Wrestlemania 22 leaves the belt in the center of the ring and does his weird one knee pose and retires
Chuck Jones
08-04-2005, 05:27 PM
8 That actually would be pretty cool to see.
Eddie Guerrero and Rey Mysterio settle their feud in a scaffold match. With Rey taking the big bump at the end.
RemyRed
08-04-2005, 06:28 PM
2
WWE signs Sonjay Dutt and Sabu and teams them with Khosrow Daivairi and the three of them feud with the Mexicools.
Watson
08-04-2005, 07:53 PM
8
WWE brings back the Hardcore title.
Skippord
08-04-2005, 10:48 PM
9
Christian Turns Face
Watson
08-05-2005, 02:44 AM
2, I STRONGLY dislike Christian.
During the Matt Hardy vs. Edge match at Summerslam, after each guy stiffs the other once or twice the match turns into a shoot fight. The two men start legitimately fighting until half the locker room comes out (wrestlers and officials) and separates the two.
Skippord
08-05-2005, 10:46 AM
6 let them fight
CM Punk doesnt have a deaf gimmick
Chuck Jones
08-09-2005, 09:25 AM
99000
CM Punk makes his debut the Monday right after his last show.
Skippord
08-09-2005, 03:51 PM
1000000
HHH gets his testicles bitten off by a Rabid Wolverine
Chavo Classic
08-09-2005, 04:06 PM
3 (not gruesome enough)
HHH gets his testicles bitten off by a Rapid Wolverine, burnt, drowned, buried alive, exhumed and then shagged by Katie Vick.
Skippord
08-09-2005, 04:18 PM
10
RVD Van Terminates HHH
Marcyo
08-09-2005, 07:40 PM
9.99999999999999999999999 aka 10
Bret Hart gets surgery, is cleared to wrestle and comes back to feud with HBK
NoRoolz
08-09-2005, 07:49 PM
10.
Hart is announced the referee for Hogan/HBK at SummerSlam.
PorkSoda
08-09-2005, 08:18 PM
10.
WWE brings back the Hardcore title.
The Gooch
08-10-2005, 09:40 AM
2.
With the way the WWE operates and no Crash Holly (RIP brotha) this title is worthless as far as entertainment goes.
Chris Masters starts referring to his fans as Masterbaters.
NoRoolz
08-10-2005, 01:17 PM
8 :D.
Mark Buchill re-introduces the European title upon debuting.
Chavo Classic
08-10-2005, 04:51 PM
4
Burchill goes straight into the US or Intercontental title picture
Skippord
08-10-2005, 11:47 PM
10
Kerwin White Actually fucking wrestles
Chuck Jones
03-25-2006, 05:23 PM
7..
To restart this thread, my moment...
A rehash of the ending of No holds Barred, with HHH and Cena.
Disturbed316
03-25-2006, 05:24 PM
This thread died for a reason.
The One
03-25-2006, 05:25 PM
3
Chuck Jones realising that he shouldn't bump fucking old ass threads...Pricelesss.
James Steele
03-25-2006, 05:32 PM
THIS THREAD IS STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT!!!!
Disturbed316
03-25-2006, 05:34 PM
Whoa, take it easy buddy.
James Steele
03-25-2006, 06:06 PM
LIVE THE GIMMICK
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