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Shawn Mega
09-21-2004, 02:15 PM
He can turn out to be the next big time superstar. WWE has a habit of telling us who the next star going to be (Cena,Orton,Brock). The real stars come out of nowhere.

He has that I don't care type of look on him. You seen his attitude talking to JR. He reminds me of the Ringmaster(you know who am talking about). He should be back on Raw and just whip everybody ass in sight. His nick name can be the "Babykiller".

It would be strange if TNA sign this guy and play off the angle.

BasicThuganomics
09-21-2004, 02:51 PM
i hope you're joking and don't actually think he has any shred of talent? That promo he did was horrible....

Funky Fly
09-21-2004, 03:10 PM
He's big, but not too impressive.

Shaggy
09-21-2004, 03:14 PM
He reminds me of how Heidenrich was when he first appeared....accept worse. I think he has what it takes to get his ass kicked but not to stand out as a star. I like that instead of ending the feud with him being knocked down that they are actually taking it a little further but still this is crap. The guy couldnt cut a good interview and he was funny looking while he did it. I saw bring him back on Raw to get killed my Kane and let that be it. Send him back to OVW for some more training.

LK
09-21-2004, 03:44 PM
Alright who is this Snitsky guy? Did he do something on Raw or something?

Mister Sinister
09-21-2004, 03:45 PM
He Killed Lita's Baby, when he gave Kane a Chairshot to the back, two weeks ago

Mister Sinister
09-21-2004, 03:46 PM
He can turn out to be the next big time superstar. WWE has a habit of telling us who the next star going to be (Cena,Orton,Brock). The real stars come out of nowhere.

He has that I don't care type of look on him. You seen his attitude talking to JR. He reminds me of the Ringmaster(you know who am talking about). He should be back on Raw and just whip everybody ass in sight. His nick name can be the "Babykiller".

It would be strange if TNA sign this guy and play off the angle.

Jesus, Just what we need, Another No-Talent newcomer getting pushed over guys who have real talent like Hurricane, Maven among others

LK
09-21-2004, 03:47 PM
Oh yeah that guy. I completly forgot about that.

OssMan
09-21-2004, 03:48 PM
it's.

not.

my.

fault.






hei.

den.

reich.

PorkSoda
09-21-2004, 04:23 PM
Snitsky...I like that last name because it sounds like something. Snits...shnizz...SHNIZZBOT! GENE SHNIZZBOT!

Head
09-21-2004, 06:16 PM
I don't think I've ever seen a promo before in which it was more obvious the wrestler was reading directly from flashcards while speaking.

Corkscrewed
09-21-2004, 06:21 PM
Geez, Shawn, you really do love to rub against the crowd don'tya?

parkmania
09-21-2004, 06:39 PM
Snitsky...I like that last name because it sounds like something. Snits...shnizz...SHNIZZBOT! GENE SHNIZZBOT!


Clatto! Verata! Snitsky!

Savio
09-21-2004, 06:40 PM
He was better then lita at acting.

tasaga
09-21-2004, 07:15 PM
Jesus, Just what we need, Another No-Talent newcomer getting pushed over guys who have real talent like Hurricane, Maven among others

EXCACTLY. We need more Hurricane! :y:

.44 Magdalene
09-21-2004, 07:20 PM
Lol, the Babykiller. He should start telling dead baby jokes for even MORE heat.

"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em! Hyuck. But seriously, it's not my fault. Wait, wait. I got another one. What's small, blue and has to turn sideways to fit through a door? Baby with a javelin through it's head, HA. But seriously, I was just doing my job. HEY, speaking of babies..."

V
09-21-2004, 07:44 PM
IT'S NOT MY FAULT

Hardkore Kidd J
09-21-2004, 08:49 PM
That would be the worst idea that WWE can do. I mean with people like Christian, Y2J, Hurricane, Conway, Maven, Shelton, etc. being pushed why don't they just stick with what they've got? They've got enough of a problem pushing the midcarders on RAW to just have them depushed because of him. After this angle he should go back to OVW.

Champion of Europa
09-21-2004, 09:03 PM
He's Mean Gene Mondo from OVW. His picture isn't up yet, as he debuted fairly recently.

His thing is he's the "little brother" of Mike Mondo (Mike Mondo is substantially smaller).

Blue Demon
09-21-2004, 11:35 PM
he seems like a barrel full of suck

Corkscrewed
09-22-2004, 05:16 AM
Lol, the Babykiller. He should start telling dead baby jokes for even MORE heat.

"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em! Hyuck. But seriously, it's not my fault. Wait, wait. I got another one. What's small, blue and has to turn sideways to fit through a door? Baby with a javelin through it's head, HA. But seriously, I was just doing my job. HEY, speaking of babies..."

LMAO!! That's great!


"How do you keep a baby from drowning? Shoot him in the head first! Hahahahahahaha!!!"

tucsonspeed6
09-22-2004, 03:24 PM
Snitzky: "Why'd the baby cross the road? Give up? Cause that's where the cemetary was! But don't get me wrong...some of my best friends are living babies."

Shadow
09-23-2004, 12:00 AM
Btw...He killed Lita's baby...for the Rock!

And no...do not give the poor flashcard reading kid a contract. He's terrible, he can't wrestle, and he's not big enough for Vince's hoss fetish.

One more thing! Why's Kane going face again?

Gone Mad
09-23-2004, 12:15 AM
**reading**

"I ...THINK that Maybe".. **whispers** line?... "Snitsky... is not very good. He read while promo. HE... Didn't do it. HE DIDN'T DO IT!" ...

**stares around awkwardly** :shifty:

IMO, I'm not sure what to make of him. So far from what I see, he may not go very far although he is no HE - DI - REICH!

jindrak
09-25-2004, 01:28 AM
Whats with the knocking of Gene Snitsky?!

IMO, I think this guy has HUGE potential. His promo was really good because he showed much intensity. He is still green, so he needs the time to develop, but I think he can go over big in this Kane/Lita angle.

Think about it...

Snitsky was the cause of Kane losing the ONE thing he wanted in life. A child.

WWE has been tasteless before, so why should they stop now? Go ahead and give him the title of 'Baby Killer' and have him garner heel heat that way. Snitsky can gain credibility with the fans by squashing his opponents in a fashion a la Goldberg. At least for now he can be the object of Kane's hatred, and possibly upset Kane in a match (wishful thinking).

The Gene Snitsky name alone is just so heelish. WWE would be foolish not to push this guy right now.

CosaNostra
09-25-2004, 01:43 AM
Go ahead and give him the title of 'Baby Killer'.............
Holy FUCK buddy.... :nono:

Corkscrewed
09-25-2004, 02:19 AM
Well, actually, it'd be beneficial, since it'd give the writers a way out of any future pregnancy angle. Trish Pregnant? The SNITZINATOR just gave her The Abortion Drop!!! Stacy raped by Test? SNITZINATOR delivers the Miscarriage from Hell. Mae Young frisky with Mark Henry again? This time you won't even need a hand!

It'll revolutionize the wrestling industry!!!




:shifty:

Mr. Nerfect
09-25-2004, 04:23 AM
I can see Gene Snitsky developing a finishing move called the "Miscarriage", thanks for the idea, Corkscrewed. I can see JR screwing up his voice everytime Gene Snitsky hits the Death Valley Driver he calss "The Miscarriage". BTW, I have faith in Snitsky's ability. I predicted something like this would happen, but I was expecting/hoping Kane would extend his hand to Gene in a show of approval. I could really see these two taking off as a tag team.

.44 Magdalene
09-25-2004, 02:37 PM
Hey, the gimmick potential is endless.

Gene "The Early Aborter" Snitzky.

Gene, The Mean, Green, Baby Killing Machine.

His finisher could be the Shakeup. Or the Belly Bleeder. He could team with Val Venis and do a tag move called the Money Saver.

"What's small, blue and sits on the bottom of the pool? Baby with slashed floaties! What's small, blue and sits on top of the pool? Floaties with slashed baby! I got a million of 'em! Even though it's not my fault. Not. My. Fault."

Come on. Endless. Potential.

Cooler Tom Schuler
09-25-2004, 03:38 PM
ShawnMega, this one goes out to you.

<img src="http://home.earthlink.net/~tomjschuler/johnsays.jpg">

Cruiserweight 3:16
09-25-2004, 04:51 PM
Snitsky: What do you do once you've had a baby? Put the nappy back on!

Tiken
09-25-2004, 05:08 PM
If the WWE does give Snitzky the baby killer gimmick, expect anti-abortion activists to start shooting WWE employees.

Dorkchop
09-25-2004, 05:20 PM
Q: What do you get when you hit a baby in the head with a frying pan?
A: An erection.

Snitsky should have not been the one to caus Lita and Kane's baby to die. I don't really know who should have though... Maybe someone like Christian or Angle. Someone who has absolutely no compassion at all. The storyline is way too big for someone new to handle. There's a good chance he won't last on Raw, so someone else would have been better. I mean, where can he go after this? Besides stem cell research.

Mr. Nerfect
09-25-2004, 08:38 PM
I think Gene Snitsky may do alright on RAW. If someone else had to kill the baby, then I'd have made it Tyson Tomko, Shawn Michaels, Triple H or Batista.

Shadow
09-26-2004, 12:53 AM
Well, actually, it'd be beneficial, since it'd give the writers a way out of any future pregnancy angle. Trish Pregnant? The SNITZINATOR just gave her The Abortion Drop!!! Stacy raped by Test? SNITZINATOR delivers the Miscarriage from Hell. Mae Young frisky with Mark Henry again? This time you won't even need a hand!

It'll revolutionize the wrestling industry!!!




:shifty:

I actually fell out of my damn chair while reading this Corky. Damn it...I wanna give you rep!

Thriller
09-26-2004, 11:23 AM
Does anyone else think this guy will end up teaming with Hardy.

But i can see the t-shirts now Snitsky 3:16 says i just killed your baby.

Amaroqwolf
09-27-2004, 01:25 AM
Matt hardy Orcristarted the whole thing folks. Read between the lines. Matt goes out Injuried for six months cause for all us dumb Mark's (Kane threw him through his 60000 table.) Anywho, here's the whole idea.

Matt's sitting at home watching Raw. He gets to thinking about how he can get his hand in and try to save Lita from Kane. So he thinks if he can just find away he can take the one thing Kane wants away...(Lita's Baby) Kane will Let Lita go. So, he goes to this Snitsky guy or however its spelled and he tells him...you get yourself a Match against Kane, and you know Lita will Interfer on your behalf, Then when kane is forcing Lita out of the ring, You wack Kane a hard one across the back. Making Kane fall on Lita, which will cause a MIscarraige...(Shut up don't ask me how Matt knew all this he JUST DID)

Anywho, so then 6 months down the road Matt comes back and goes to Lita and has an or lets just say HIghlight Reel moment with Lita, not realizing that over the last six months Lita and Kane have formed an Understanding and bonded, growing close. Almost..in love you might say. He tells her, that he sent Snitsky to Raw so he could free Lita from Kane, and he caused her to Miscarry the baby.

Well, Lita who wanted the baby even if it wasn't Matt's is so pissed off she sic's Kane on Matt and Lita leaves the Ring with kane....

errr...to much acting on Lita's part..I'll shut up now.......

Mr. Nerfect
09-27-2004, 03:53 AM
I actually like the idea of Gene Snitsky being a hired gun. I was tossing up the ideasof him being either hired by Lita or Matt Hardy. The more and more I think about it, the more and more I am leaning with Hardy. Matt should be returning in the distant future, so maybe we could see Snitsky and Kane feud until then, then have the Baby Killers play the heel team against Kane. Maybe bring in Matt Morgan as a hired gun as well.

I can see Snitsky fitting into a wrestling "hitman" type character well.

Evolution
09-27-2004, 07:28 AM
Can you imagine just USING the word Hitman when RAW goes to Montreal?

Blue Demon
09-27-2004, 11:48 AM
What do you call four dead babies with a piece of glass over them??

a table :shifty:

sensai86
09-27-2004, 12:08 PM
The worst promo in the world

Afterlife
09-29-2004, 01:18 AM
I want Kane to sit up from a Miscarriage and give Snitsky a C-Section when he ain't lookin'. Hell, have Kane revert to Dr. Yankem, we can make SO many medical jokes out of this crap then. Oh, and what's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of babies? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

The Naitch
09-29-2004, 03:28 PM
He can turn out to be the next big time superstar. WWE has a habit of telling us who the next star going to be (Cena,Orton,Brock). The real stars come out of nowhere.

He has that I don't care type of look on him. You seen his attitude talking to JR. He reminds me of the Ringmaster(you know who am talking about). He should be back on Raw and just whip everybody ass in sight. His nick name can be the "Babykiller".

It would be strange if TNA sign this guy and play off the angle.

I agree. He only needs a new name. Gene Snitsky sounds horrible.

What about "Mean Gene Baby Killing Machine"

kidding

The Answer
09-29-2004, 03:31 PM
Not with that mug and those Mic skills."It's not my fault" :rofl:.Hell even Heidenreich is better.This is a poem by "HEIDENREICH".So lunatic monster heels write poems now :wtf:

Afterlife
09-29-2004, 06:37 PM
He's not a monster. Big SHow is a monster. Heidenreich and SNitsky are just bad actors with muscles. Nothing more.

Corkscrewed
09-30-2004, 06:20 PM
Ahahaahaha!!!

That one's new to me. :lol: