6000 Royal rumble!!!! (Part 3a is up!) Place your bets on who will win!

[Savio]

Innovator------------------- Y2J
AssMan--------------------- <s>Carlito Carribean Cool (3)</s>
Splaya---------------------- Orton. (Entered)
Big Vito 22------------------ Eddie Guerrero (Entered)
EcKo 03 ComPlEX------------ <s>Christian</s>
Aussie_Skier---------------- John Cena
RemyRedAssassin ----------- Big Toe (last)
Funky Fly------------------- <s>Ultimo Dragon (10) </s>
Kapoutman------------------ <s>Jim Neidhart. (2)</s>
WORDLIFEMUTHA------------ Kurt Angle
Mayo----------------------- The Rock
NoJabbaNoBogRoll----------- <s>Giant Gonzales.</s>
trnbuckle------------------- <s>HHH (4)</s>
legendkiller------------------ <s>AJ Styles</s>
Danny Electric--------------- <s>Tatanka</s>
Shaggy--------------------- <s>Bret Hart (5)</s>
Helmsphere----------------- <s>Paul London (6)</s>
MVP------------------------ <s>Curt H</s>
TS6------------------------ <s>Stevie Richards!</s>
PorkSoda------------------- Razor Ray (Entered)
B.C.------------------------ <s>Owen Hart (1)</s>
Transplant------------------ <s>David Arquette (9)</s>
Dave Youell----------------- <s>Mick Foley/Cactus/Dude/Mankind</s>
Alienoid06------------------- Kane. (4th to last)
BigDaddyCool---------------- Nash (2nd to last)
asphyXy-------------------- <s>Raven.</s>
Eternalone79---------------- <s>Hurricane (8)</s>
The Ravishing One----------- <s>'Ravishing' Rick Rude</s>
Corndad--------------------- shark boy (3rd to last)
Tornado--------------------- Rob Van Dam (Entered)
Supermark101--------------- <s>chris benoit</s>
DeadManWalkin-------------- Sting
nelioneil--------------------- Goldberg
Seph------------------------ Rene Dupree
Goulet----------------------- Million dollar man
TJ4-------------------------- <s>Andre the giant</s>
The New Show--------------- <s>Jerry Lynn</s>
Gouda----------------------- <s>Kanyon! (7)</s>
Lord-Of-Darkness------------ the undertaker Entered
LC-------------------------- Scott Hall (Entered)
Sirroundsound--------------- <s>HBK....(Because I said so)</s>
Super Slim------------------ <s>Primetime</s>
......will be up this weekend.......unless you guys want 1 part in on wednesday night.

*Funky gets on phone*
Funky: Hey Wanna watch the royal rumble with me!?
Savior: Hey sure!
Funky: Ahhh!
*Funky Slams phone down*
Funky: Shit wrong number.....whats is LCs number?
*Gets on line*
Funky (Iming LC): Hey the Royal Rumble is on tonight!
Auto response from jes pac:
Jets 2-0 2-0!
30 mins later
LC (iming): Sure
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Savior (Running up to funkys house): Yes funky fly finally called me back!...only 2 more miles...Were gonna have so much fun!
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Crossed off means eliminated

[Savio]

No congrats? You guys just came for the rumble :(

[Kapoutman]

Where is the damn rumble? :mad:

[OssMan]

6,005

[OssMan]

what the fuck?

[Innovator]

congrats...cmon meow

[Volchok]

congrats.. now wheres the rumble? my peeps wanna know how i did...

[Savio]

Ok I'll put the first part uo wednesday.....home work first guys

[Bad Company]

Congrats man! :D

You're catching me in posts, slow down :p

[Savio]

Savior: Hey funk-
*LC RKO's Savior from behind*
LC: Ooo its starting!
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JR: We are here in Montreal Canada and we have one hell of a show!
King: Thats right This will be legendary rumble brought
JR: I'm a pedophile
King:....Brought to you by "Raisins"
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Owen hart music blares
Funky: Oh man here we go!
*Owen hart walks out in his blue blazer outfit*
LC: This wasn't his best gimmick
Owen smacks Craig Kilborn who is sitting in the front row for his terrible White turtle neck joke!
*Fans pop*
*Jim Neidhart Makes his way to the ring*
They shake hands and start doing some basic grapples. Hip toss by Owen. Drop toe hold by Jim.
Speakers: Cool...Carrlito Cool.
Carrlito takes his time to get to the ring ripping down signs on his way

Funky: Just 2 more till Bret hart!
Savior: I wish mordy was in this :(

Carlito gives rights to Owen, Owen fires back. Jim kicks Car in the stomach then hits a suplex.

Speaker: Time to play the game
Owen and Jim both look up the ramp
HHH comes from behind and hits Jim with a pedigree
Owen turns around They battle back and fourth Owen starts hitting rights until Car grabs owens cape then gives him a low blow.
HHH looks at Car and smiles Car tries to hit a right but HHH Grabs it.

HHH hears a voice in a ear piece "Finish him"
HHH whips Carrlito so hard he goes over the top
*Bret harts music plays*

Funky (While dry humping LCs face): Yes!!!!!
LC: Get off!
..........

HBK Enters with a huge smile
JR: These fans are pissed
Savior Laughs
King: Montreal screw job all over again
HHH Smiles from ring while HBK runs towards the ring. HHH holds up Jim
JR: He super kicked him over the top rope!

JR: Here comes bret hart!
Bret runs down the ramp. He dashes in the ring and runs strait for HBK. HBK back body drops him over the rope.
*Fans are in shock not even king believes it*

S: HHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh yes this is great.
LC RKOs Savior on the coffee table
LC: My back!

JR: Oh the ref didn't see he was dealin with Jim! For once Hebnar is on brets side! Yay I'm happy!
Bret hart grabs a chair and hits HHH with it. HBK Stands alone. Owen Throws him into the turn buckle Him and bret start stomping HBK.
Paul londons music hits.
He walks to the ring.
They continue to stomp HBK Until HHH Throws over Owen.
Bret looks at HHH grabs his legs and puts him in the sharpshooter
*Fans pop*
Paul london sits back and watches

Funky: Watch out Bret!
HBK Throws Bret over the top rope. Bret grabs the rope but Heb says he's out.

Funky: what!?
JR: I saw only one foot touch!
Bret pulls himself into the ring and argue with Hebner. Then throws. HBK over the top. and starts fighting him out sides the ring. Sercuity breaks them up.
Kanyon slips past and makes his way to the ring.
HHH slips under the bottom rope to help HBK. London does all these crazy moves on kanyon. Paul gets bored of typing so Hurrican and David Arquette enter at the same time
They both team up on London but London does "Crouching tiger hidden dragon" moves on them.
Kanyon gets kicked over the top rope! David Grabs the steel chair but London Spinning heels kicks him over the top rope.

Vince: "HHH get back quick London is going over with the fans!"
Paul London: Kaaaamea....hammmmea...ha!!
Engry blast at Hurricane
Hurricane (in pain): Storm strike!
*Lighting strikes London*
Ultimo music plays and he runs to the ring

Funky: Yes!!!!!...No!
Ultimo trips and lands right on his face
King: This is bad folks :(
London: ENRGY kick!
Hurricane flies over the top rope in to the fans

HHH slides under the rope
HHH: Jobbing ray!
*London starts to float over the top rope*
Ultimo: Not so fast
Rapid kicks to HHH Paul london starts to also

Funky: He's okay!

HHH Over powers them and breaks free
Ultimo: Dragon punch!
London: We need help....
*Sounds horn*
Jerry lynn, Prime time, Tatanka, and AJ styles coes to the ring
*They all jump on HHH*
HHH breaks free yet again
AJ Hits his wierd move he does
AJ: Quick WHile he's down lets put our rings together and create....
(HHH Gets up while every other wrestler swirles around in balls of light and creates)
Ultimate warrior: ULTIMATE WARRIOR!
HHH hits A pedigree. But Warrior gets right up and lands punches on HHH Sets HHH up for a gorrilla press slam
JR: The slpash!

HHH Gets angry and starts blinking red Videogame_style
But Warrioir clothes lines him self over the top rope but goes over himslef

LC: What the fuck is this shit?

[Kapoutman]

Booooooooooo. I was eliminated by HBK.

[Bad Company]

LOL

[Innovator]

WOOOOO! GO JERICHO!

[Mister Sinister]

Yes!!! I Did A Kamehameha Wave!!!!

[Savio]

JTLYK the ring is completely empty now.

[SuperSlim]

I was eliminated that early? boooooo

[Shaggy]

David Arquette is in this thing :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Savio]

Eh some one asked for him.

[Funky Fly]

You didn't need to make the wrestling that true to life.

BTW, After LC's RKO, I would put you in the sharpshooter for a week. ;)

[Savio]

*Steven Richards Comes out*
Steven walks around the ring then asks for a mic
Steven: I have about minute and a half before some one else comes out which means I have 95 seconds before I get eliminated...So I think I'll masturbate now.

JR: Where did Foley come from?

*Foley hits socko on Richards*
Savior: At one point in time I didn't like-
Funky: No one cares

Foley hits the Double arm DDT on Steven.
Steven: Dude! That’s my move!
Socko again. Steven gets pissed and starts throwing hard rights then turns invisible.

King: Where'd he go!?

Foley drops from an invisible stevie kick as Scott Hall wobbles to the ring with a bottle.
Scott (to women fan): You know.....Your eyes look... (Passes out)

(Back stage) Vince: Damn it we need another wrestler out there!

Andre comes out takes a look at Scott Hall grabs his beer and makes his way to the ring.

Invisible stevie after "Knocking out" Mick Foley starts punching Andre. Andre "looks" at him and swings his bottle and breaks it over stevies head Stevie becomes un invisible. Andre picks him up and throws him over the top rope so far he lands on Scott hall.

Crowd: Holy Shit!
JR: Socko!

Andre Wobbles but
Mick: My hand!

Funky: Holy shit!
Andre spits the fingers in Mick’s face and throws him over.
Rick Rude makes his way to the ring and starts dragging Scott Hall and tosses him in the ring. <s>Andre proceeds to eat him</s> Andre leaves him there because he is no threat.

Andre: Get in here!
Rick signals for help, Benoit, Curt H and Giant Gonzales come out.

They rush the ring. But Andre uses Scott hall as a weapon. Rick and Benoit gets hit by Scott. Curt for some reason tries a perfect plex but Andre Power Bombs him. Gonzales hits a few rights but Andre Grabs him and throws him on Kilborn.

*Crowd pops*

*Randy Orton music hits*

LC: Look at all the legends in the ring!!!!! (LC starts RKOing Everything in the room)
Funky: Stay away from my salmon bushes and-(RKOed)

Randy Runs down the ring as Andre throws Benoit at him. Randy ducks and slides in the ring. Low blows Andre hard.

JR: RKO on Curt! RKO on Rick!
King: Why is Eddie driving JBLs limo (with no horns) to the ring?
Hall (getting up): Where am I-(RKO)
(Mean while Eddie is doing His Hydraulics right next to the ring)
Randy sees the Car and Andre leaning over the rope. Runs....Jumps

LC: RKO ON THE CAR!

Andres face falls right on the windshield as Eddie rolls out at the right time.

JR: Technically folks there feet have not touched the ground they are still in.

Curt (stupidly going over the top rope) tries to roll Andre onto the floor.
Rick and Hall get up and hall clothes lines Rick over the top on to the floor. He looks over and cross bodies Orton who is still on the car. Eddie gets an Idea and backs the limo up to the entrance while Rob Van Damn enters.

Scott halls goes through the sun roof to look for champagne Randy chases after him. Andre starts to get up and Curt manages to get him off Eliminating him but accidentally eliminates him self by falling off.

Eddie and RVD face off in the ring.
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Seeing as though this is getting a complete lack of replies I won't waste my time or yours. :(

[The Ravishing One]

Rick Rude eliminated???? Bad move Paul :n:

[The Ravishing One]

Good idea though as a landmark :y:

[MVP]

Curt Hennig would have never eliminated himself. Nor would he succumb to a shitty RKO.

[Funky Fly]

You better finish this. :mad:

[LK]

Congrats man

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>LOL @ the RKO onto the limo

GO EDDIE!</font> :mad:

[Savio]

It'll be up saturday nioght at best, and have its own thread.

[Mayo]

Good job Savior. I am very interested in who wins :)

[Savio]

(Short update.....Places your bets on who will win If you guess correctly you will get repped)
Orton: No Scott you can't drive your drunk!
Scott: Your mother!
Orton:.....Eddie took the Keys!

Back in ring (while wrestling each other)
Eddie: Haha I was the WWE champ
RVD: Well.......3 amigos is a corny name for a move!
Eddie: Well I'm not stuck in crapy fueds
RVD: Suck a burrito
*Raven Enters with a grocery cart of goodies*
RVD hits a monkey flip on Eddie and the 2 ECW stars Double team eddie

LC: WHeres randy? :(

Raven hits Eddie with a trash can
Speaker: Dong!!!!
JR: The Undertaker!
Under taker comes half way
*Christian comes from behind with a chair*

Funky: Damn no seller!
Undertaker throws CLB in the ring then enters.
They all try to go after undertaker.
Frog slpash...no effect
5 star frog splash...no effect
Raven effect...no effect
Con-Chiar-Toe...no effect
Sledge Hammer...no effect
Chainsaw...No effect
9 Title shots...No effect
9 Chair shots...no effect
9 Gun shots...no effect
(Later undertaker made a record about the Gun shots and people considered him the best rapper today)

Taker gets mad and Choke slams Raven out of the ring. Christian hits him with an axe but taker uses his powers and christian shoots fast over the top rope

What will happen to Eddie and RVD!?
.....and lets not forget about Orton and Hall!

[The Ravishing One]

Im betting LC aka Scott Hall will win.

[The Answer]

Y2J

[Splaya]

I'm betting Splaya aka Orton will win.

[Innovator]

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[Funky Fly]

Sting, bitches.

[Rain Man]

Kurt Angle

[Savio]

Im betting LC aka Scott Hall will win.
Why because LC choose him? Nah I don't kiss LCs ass like the rest of the wrestling forum.......but who knows Scott Hall may win.

[Savio]

I'm writning it now place your bets!...Quick!

[BigDaddyCool]

I'm guessing Nash wins because I'm second to last, and I rule all bitches.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>GO EDDIE!</font>

[Goulet]

The Million Dollar man will buy it :p

[Savio]

Since funky was the closest he get my measly rep. (Note: this was not fixed)