Official Raw Thread 9/27

[Volchok]

The WWE will welcome its newest Diva on RAW Monday.

Christy Hemme, who just last week won the $250,000 RAW Diva Search, will get a party thrown in her honor by Women?s Champion Trish Stratus.

Also, what will be the fallout from the tragic news Kane and Lita received last week, as the couple lost their baby?

We also move one week closer to Taboo Tuesday, what major ramifications could the WWE?s first-ever interactive pay-per-view have for the entire RAW roster?

Tune in and watch RAW, live from Kansas City, on Spike TV (9/8 CT)

Credit: WWE.com

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Could LC or Funky sticky this when you get a chance... thanks..

[PorkSoda]

Hi EcKo :wave:

[Rain Man]

when do you start voting for TT? And what type of stipulations can you choose from?

[Gouda]

when do you start voting for TT? And what type of stipulations can you choose from?

That hasn't been announced yet.

*awaits his weekly dose of Vitamin C*

[Splaya]

RAW better be good this week. There better be an extended update on KAne and Lita. I want to see more of Lita's look, similair to the one she had last week.

[Rain Man]

RAW better be good this week. There better be an extended update on KAne and Lita. I want to see more of Lita's look, similair to the one she had last week.
If they go any further with this Lita/Kane thing I think I will kill myself and turn the channel to MNF.

[Volchok]

Hi EcKo :wave:

:wave:

[Pegasus Crawford]

*Can't wait for another Simon Dean promo*

[Corndad]

All I have to say...


http://divas.wwe.com/trish/images/12.jpg

:drool: :drool: :drool:

[CosaNostra]

Kane/Lita = will be my designated piss break.

[Splaya]

If they go any further with this Lita/Kane thing I think I will kill myself and turn the channel to MNF.
You better switch to MNF first, before killing yourself.



edit- Sorry Just pointing out the obvious :(

[PorkSoda]

:wave:

:wavesad:

[Splaya]

Geez like 6 minutes till RAW :mad:

[Splaya]

What do you guys think RAW will start with?

[Splaya]

RIP Ray Taylor

[Splaya]

Dammit let's start talking :mad:

[Savio]

Yay raw's starting!

[McLegend]

How is Tomko in the main event?

[Splaya]

God, an interview with the botchfest :(

[Thriller]

Now we know what Lita looks like after sex with Kane

[Splaya]

How is Tomko in the main event?
He's not, that will be like the 10 Pm till 10-20 main event. We all know HHH will be in the main main event :roll:

[Splaya]

So who is going to interrupt Bisch.

[Rain Man]

HBK.. NO BENOIT.. NO EDGE.. NO RANDY ORTON.. NO Y2J.. YES!!!!!!!!

[Splaya]

Shawn Michaels
Chris Benoit
Edge
Randy Orton



Where the fuck is Chris Jericho :mad: :mad:

[CosaNostra]

Oh goody. Four choices. Nice interaction for the fans there. :roll:

Guess The Brooklyn Brawler doesn't get his shot.

[McLegend]

Oh goody. Four choices. Nice interaction for the fans there. :roll:

Guess The Brooklyn Brawler doesn't get his shot.
Or Gene Snitsky

[V]

man i thought he was gonna say kane

[Splaya]

Oh shit, here comes the 45 minute interview. :mad:

[Rain Man]

Where the fuck is Chris Jericho :mad: :mad:

:rant: :foc: This is BULLSHIT

[MVP]

Where the fuck is Chris Jericho :mad: :mad:That's what I said. :rant:

So in that case, EVERYONE VOTE BENOIT.

[CosaNostra]

Seriously, its fucking stupid. Four choices? Give me a break.

[MVP]

Benoit got the biggest pop too.

[Mayo]

Did they show a Bossman tribute thing? I missed the opening.

[CosaNostra]

HHH whining about deciding his fate. Well, our fate was looking at his talent burying ass for years on end.

[McLegend]

Did they show a Bossman tribute thing? I missed the opening.
yeah it said In Memory of Ray Traylor with his picture

[Thriller]

Shawn Michaels
Chris Benoit
Edge
Randy Orton



Where the fuck is Chris Jericho :mad: :mad:
Its because hes IC champ so hell have his own match.

[MVP]

LOL at HHH breaking kayfabe to take a shot at the smarks.

[JT]

HHH no sells the fans.

[Rain Man]

EDGE??... :foc: :wtf:

[CosaNostra]

Ah, I wish HHH would just shut the fuck up with his promos. :nono:

[Batsu]

HHH is in rare form tonight.

and Benoit and Randy are neck and neck in pops. Never thought Benoit would get this much support from the fans.

[Splaya]

4. You can go screw the boss's daughter and become a jackass like me just so I can own the company once the boss's daughter dies

[MVP]

HEY there we go. C'mon Shelton get on the mic.

[MVP]

HEY there we go. C'mon Shelton get on the mic.

[Splaya]

Oh god, this just gets worse :mad:

[Rain Man]

IF THERE IS A GOD SHELTON WILL BE ADDED TO THE LIST!!!

[Gone Mad]

Mr. Benjamin!!

[JT]

Vince: I'm sorry HHH, but you already burried everyone in the WWE roster.

HHH: Well, I have a great concept Vince...what if I were to burry the fans.

Vince: Brilliant!

[Loose Cannon]

Sorry guys, can't stay and post, but that was the Greatest LINE EVER

You got three choices: Choice One: You can all go screw yourselves. LMAO.

[Splaya]

Ok, Shelton shut him the fuck up, I am happy now :)

[Batsu]

Shelton is very nervous on the mic.

[Gerard]

yeah it said In Memory of Ray Traylor with his picture


Thats it? With all the videos these morons put together youd think they could have done a bit more than that. :mad:

[Splaya]

Holy shit he took a shot at his nose :lol:

[McLegend]

HHH 1st match

[MVP]

:lol:

Shelton's going to be huge.

[PoisonIvy]

So its still sucks so far? I lost me cable. :-\

[Mayo]

The WWE probably expects the fans to choose Orton. It would be pretty awesome if they took Benoit :yes:

[Splaya]

No it's getting better. I bet all of you a positive rep, Benjamin wins this match.

[JT]

Jericho is not a choice. :(

[Splaya]

I also bet we will see the commercial for Star Ocean 6 times tonight.



Edit- I am hopefully getting that game for my birthday tommorow :mad:

[Thriller]

The WWE probably expects the fans to choose Orton. It would be pretty awesome if they took Benoit :yes:
Then he'd have to job to HHH :(

[JT]

No it's getting better. I bet all of you a positive rep, Benjamin wins this match.

I need some reps, so I call.

[Splaya]

The WWE probably expects the fans to choose Orton. It would be pretty awesome if they took Benoit :yes:
Personally, I hope it's not Orton. Because we all know whoever is in this match, will be jobbing to HHH. So I hope the fans for some gay reason pick Edge.

[Sting Fan]

If Benoit wins the vote he will job and it would ruin some of his support he has been sustering so i hope Orton wins the poll.

[Rain Man]

The WWE probably expects the fans to choose Orton. It would be pretty awesome if they took Benoit :yes:
Of all those shitty choices I would want Benoit the most.. Now HBK vs. Triple H for the 23358-72178432743973942.9837 time

[Sting Fan]

If Benoit wins the vote he will job and it would ruin some of his support he has been mustering so I hope Orton wins the poll.

[V]

No it's getting better. I bet all of you a positive rep, Benjamin wins this match.

holding you to that, lol

[Splaya]

Commercials are too long :mad:


I also bet during the commercial HHH put Benjamin into the steel steps.

[MVP]

I'm putting my money on Benjamin winning via DQ so HHH doesn't have to job for a thrid time.

[Rain Man]

If Benoit wins the vote he will job and it would ruin some of his support he has been mustering so I hope Orton wins the poll.
true

[Batsu]

I'm going for Orton...

...to keep Benoit's "no job to HHH for the title" record intact.

[Splaya]

Thank you bitches, HHH put Benjamin into the steel steps :rant:

[McLegend]

I'm putting my money on Benjamin winning via DQ so HHH doesn't have to job for a thrid time.
HHH wins because JR keeps saying that Shelton has beat him twice

[Thriller]

Lets all vote Edge so he can job.

[Splaya]

I'm putting my money on Benjamin winning via DQ so HHH doesn't have to job for a thrid time.
So are you taking Benjamin or HHH :mad:

[Splaya]

LOL at the HHH flop on the ground after he's been on the ground for 2 seconds.


I hope we see the Flair Flop tonight :(

[Batsu]

but if he was a choice, you can bet Y2J would be #1 choice, even over Benoit.

[CosaNostra]

Lets all vote Edge so he can job.

Well...........since the Brooklyn Brawler is not in the running..............

[Batsu]

what is Shelton's finisher? The overhead T-Bone? Or is it still the Super Kick?

[Batsu]

STING!!

(he's not on the show, readers, Shelton just did the splash)

[PoisonIvy]

No brawler? I quit!

[Batsu]

well, this match ending was indicative of an "alternative" lifestyle.

[Splaya]

The match ends in a draw, I don't owe you guys jack shit :shifty:

[MVP]

Quote:
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I'm putting my money on Benjamin winning via DQ so HHH doesn't have to job for a thrid time.

</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>


Whose house? Ron's house. I said whooooose hoooouuuuse? Ron's House.

[Splaya]

Should I go to Buffalo Wild wings and watch No Mercy for free, or work?

[CosaNostra]

The stipluation should be a Suck My Cock match. That way, when HHH's opponent loses, he can build the backstage reality into a work.

[Funky Fly]

Is Shelton Benjamin blackmailing HHH? I'm amazed he hasn't been jobbed out yet.

[Mayo]

The stipluation should be a Suck My Cock match. That way, when HHH's opponent loses, he can build the backstage reality into a work.:rofl:

[Batsu]

Simon Dean.

Here's to hoping we see some crazy DDTs and crap from good ol' Nova.

[CosaNostra]

The Bodydonnas all over again.

[Batsu]

LOL, what if someone actually calls that number?

[Thriller]

stand back theres a heel turn coming thru

[Batsu]

I hope Hurricane finds his way to SmackDown soon.

[Loose Cannon]

HE we go guys. Heel HEE; HEEL HEEL HEEL

They better do a Bossman video.

[CosaNostra]

stand back theres a heel turn coming thru

:yes:

[Loose Cannon]

LOL, what if someone actually calls that number?

I did. It really works. Call it. I swear. You get a voice recording on the phone

[Champion of Europa]

LOL, what if someone actually calls that number?

Its a recording for the Simon System.

[Champion of Europa]

I'm digging the subtletly with Hurricane not giving out a mask tonight.

[Splaya]

Ok, what did I miss. Parents and sister were arguing :mad:

[McLegend]

That was a weak match.

Where was the heel turn?

[PoisonIvy]

I'm missing my Hurricane? :(

[Loose Cannon]

What The Fuck was that. Are they trying to do a heel turn?

[CosaNostra]

HE we go guys. Heel HEE; HEEL HEEL HEEL

[Splaya]

Lita and Kane next :love:

[Batsu]

Man, I'm waiting for the day we see "Sugar Shane" once again...

Snitsky vs Kane?!

[Danny Electric]

Lmao, I was just searching through profiles on facewhore (tres bored) and some cute girl wrote this in an answer to who her fav wrestlers are


Brock Lesnar, Spanky, Chris Jericho, Brian Christopher, Billy Kidman, 'Road Dogg' Jesse James, Chyna, Mick Foley, Kane (before he lost his mask and became a twat)
:lol:

[Joe Kerr]

Kane needs to catch him on fire.

[Gone Mad]

Damn.. i hate missing Raw when im here doing my own version of Trading spaces damn it!

And no heel Hurricane??

[Batsu]

I never thought that I'd ever see Kane in a segment like this.

[Loose Cannon]

LOL, You see that interviewer guy? He's the fucktart that thought Japanese wrestling is the same as Lucha Libre wrestling on the Benoit DVD. What a moron. :lol:

[Joe Kerr]

Man, I'm waiting for the day we see "Sugar Shane" once again...

Snitsky vs Kane?!



3 Count :shifty:

[CosaNostra]

Kill..........KILLLLLLLLLLLL!

[V]

please don't tell me they'r egonna give baby killer a paperview match

[PoisonIvy]

What be going on??????????????????

[Splaya]

Lita is botching the not talking thing.



JM: Lita, how are you doing?

Lita: WEll, I'm not doing too good.....wait....being a mute means I don't talk, ok.


Redoing the segment


JM: Lita how are you doing

Lita: Well..................................I'm..................not................doing............ok.

Vince in the back: :nono:

[Loose Cannon]

LOL, THAT was awesome. I missed Smackdown. Angle fuckin shot Show.

[V]

lita botching jokes are getting as bad as JR BAHWGAD jokes

[Batsu]

LOL @ Benoit.

[McLegend]

So far Raw has been disapointing

[Loose Cannon]

I am such a mark for this guy right now.

[McLegend]

SNSTIKY!!!!!!!! RAW just got better

[Gone Mad]

Ugh.... Snitsky!! Let's see what this Baby Killer can do...

[Loose Cannon]

LOL, "It's not my fault" GOLD.

[V]

IT'S NOT MY FAULT

[Splaya]

Snitsky is great :shifty:



YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY Kane vs Snitsky next week.






Holy shit Val Venis :eek:

[Loose Cannon]

and back to 1998.

[Gone Mad]

IT'S NOT MY FAULT... ok switch the cards...

NEXT WEEK...ON RUW...I MEAN RAW..

[CosaNostra]

SNITSKY

Awesome promo there.

[Mayo]

LOL, I wonder how these guys feel when they get these stupid gimmicks when they start in the WWE. Rico as a homosexual, Eugene as a retard, Simon Dean as some crazy exercise guru, and now Gene Snitsky as a babykiller :wtf:

[V]

is baby killer constipated?

[Joe Kerr]

Venis envy

[CosaNostra]

Well, we know he can punch.

Val selled that clothesline really well.

LOL at "babykiller" chants.

[Batsu]

MONDAY NIGHT HEAT.

[Loose Cannon]

LOL, he's getting heat. FK'N AWESOME.

[Batsu]

LMFAO @ "Baby Killer" chant!

[Splaya]

Radd are you ever going to make your own promo's in the c-fed again?

[V]

Venis envy

dude... you're inviting yourself to millions of insults -____-

[Splaya]

Who wants to bet Kane was in the arena the whole time and is going to come out right here?>

[Joe Kerr]

Radd are you ever going to make your own promo's in the c-fed again?


yeah i actually thought of that today. Ive been working alot but have tomorrow off so most likely tomorrow....I need to find new Christian pics.

[V]

i hope kane electrocutes baby killer's balls

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>LMFAO @ "SNITSKY = BIRTH CONTROL" sign</font>

[CosaNostra]

Marks out for the pump handle slam.

[Splaya]

Is it just me or does Snitski look like Test?

[Mayo]

Wow, generic big guy, generic slam finisher. Nothing too impressive so far.

[Joe Kerr]

dude... you're inviting yourself to millions of insults -____-


Whats new lol

[McLegend]

I love Snitsky, but get an original finisher. Everyone has used the pumphandle slam

[Splaya]

Marks out for the Pacino movies in October

[Thriller]

I love Snitsky, but get an original finisher. Everyone has used the pumphandle slam
It looks modified

[Gone Mad]

That Snitsky... he is one funny looking guy. He looks like a deranged human chipmunk.

LOL at Goldberg figure on WWE Jakks comm.!

[McLegend]

It looks modified
Not much, no one has done it better then Wrath

[Joe Kerr]

Team America World police :rofl:

[Batsu]

somehow, I think between Snitsky and Luther Reigns, WWE is trying to tell us something:

WE NEED TEST.

[Champion of Europa]

I was thinking Snitzky was gonna be some lame jobber, but his shit looked convincing. Some guys on the roster still can't throw punches *cough*VAN DAM*cough*.

Major heat.

[Splaya]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[McLegend]

It's great to hear the Old Flair music

[CosaNostra]

16 time?

[Thriller]

Trish forearms > RVd's

[Loose Cannon]

Richard Morgan Flair: That's short for Dick.

[Joe Kerr]

16 time?

Lost it 16 times

[Loose Cannon]

UH OH "Legend" is an insiders term.

[Mayo]

Flair: "And number four: Get the hell off my lawn, you stupid kids!"

[Splaya]

Orton is going to kill Flair next :eek:

[Champion of Europa]

*Kane gets out of his car*
*Snitzky accidentally runs him over*
Snitzky: Wrong place. Wrong time. NOT...MY...FAULT..

[Loose Cannon]

ASSHOLE.

[V]

FUCK YOU FLAIR

[Splaya]

Arguably, Arguably


Oh shit, he's just said Bret Hart was not a legend :mad:

[Loose Cannon]

What a dick.

[McLegend]

What a great promo

[Batsu]

Uh oh... BRET HART, HOGAN, and FOLEY snaps from Flair!! LOL!!!!!! This is classic!!

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Flair dissing Bret = my respect for him going up

Dissing of Foley, HBK, and Hogan = respect going back down</font>

[Splaya]

I'm losing respect for Flair :mad: And all because he has to suck up to HHH :mad:

[Splaya]

Flair's going to have a heart attack

[Mayo]

Flair is a heel, so I'm sure that its not ALL a shoot promo.

[Splaya]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Champion of Europa]

I :heart: Flair.

[Joe Kerr]

Did Flair say Human stuntman????????????

[Splaya]

Orton needs to RKO the shit out of him right now :mad:

[Batsu]

Orton kinda sounds like Flair.

[Shadow]

Orton is Flair!

[Batsu]

LMFAO! Best Orton promo ever!

[Splaya]

Flair: I was starting to like you for a minute....


For some reason I laughed at this.

[Shadow]

Thank the gods that Orton is trying to talk some sense into Flair. Probably won't work.

[Champion of Europa]

LMFAO! Best Orton promo ever!

[Splaya]

Flair is a lapdog.

[CosaNostra]

This is a sweet promo. :y:

[McLegend]

Flair just got served

[Thriller]

This is the Orton that we all love

[Joe Kerr]

Think HHH will some how incorporate Bob Orton into his plans?

[Splaya]

I still think Randy needs to RKO the shit out of him

[Gone Mad]

Wow... if Orton doesn't gain more fans from this promo, I don't know what will.

[Champion of Europa]

I've sooo got chills right now.

[Loose Cannon]

Well Orton just proved himself big time on the mic there. BIG BIG TIME.

[Batsu]

Now you SEE.

THIS is Orton's potential...

that was indeed his best promo ever.

That's the kind of build up Orton needed...

more of this, please... and not just random legend killing!

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Flair's gonna turn. I can just feel it.</font> :cool:

[Loose Cannon]

Babyface turn for Flair?

[Splaya]

Holy shit, why am I hoping Ric Flair interferes in the Randy Orton/Batista match and helps Orton.

[Mayo]

Well Orton just proved himself big time on the mic there. BIG BIG TIME.:yes:

[Thriller]

Best promo ever

[Loose Cannon]

or....or...wait for it.....waiti for it...THE nW...no just kidding

or an Orton heel turn? :)

[Shadow]

He's due for one anyways.

[CosaNostra]

I hope that this is not a swerve.

[Thriller]

well i think WWE helped lean alot of votes in Ortons favour

[Splaya]

BTW I repped everyone who agreed with the babyface turn or Orton's promo before I posted this.

[Gone Mad]

If anything, if Flair turns (which I kinda doubt) then I would like to see Flair as a manager type to go against HHH and Batista and then maybe H will recruit another guy to beat Orton. It could be interesting...

[Boondock Saint]

Well Orton just proved himself big time on the mic there. BIG BIG TIME.
Yup. Twas sweet.

[Splaya]

Does the HBK muscle pose

[Gone Mad]

*******[I]BOWS TO THE 7 TIME IC CHAMP ...CHRIS JERICHO !!******

[I-Hate-You]

What a great promo by Randy Orton.

And I'm not saying that because Splaya is repping people, because frankly, I don't care about rep, but I agreed with everything Orton said.

Flair's character has been a kiss ass suck up for 2 + years now.

[Funky Fly]

That Orton segment was greatness. Too bad they did the exact same thing with HBK not one year ago.

[Shadow]

Hmmmm...3 outta the 4 guys actually entertain me. This should be a good match.

[The Answer]

Great Orton Promo.He's the man!!!!.His mic skills are second to none.And a snappy dresser btw

[Splaya]

It's time for our weekly dosage of Vitamin C :)

[Joe Kerr]

Jericho looks like Jeff Jarret...I remember When the stage caught on fire from Jerichos entrance. It was the return of Booker t match last October...I was there

[Gone Mad]

Peeps Unite! Here's Tomko..blah... AND CAPT. CHARISMA CRUNCH!

[Savio]

I hate flair! jesus christ no one likes you go get prostate cancer.

[Batsu]

LOL, CLB vs HBK matches rule.

[Joe Kerr]

Look Joey Radd is wrestling

(Christian for you none TNA participants)

[Splaya]

Mark out for Jericho calling Tomko an assclown :)

[Splaya]

I hate flair! jesus christ no one likes you go get prostate cancer.
Ok look, you might hate him, but there is no need for you to say go get prostate cancer. That was low Paul

[CosaNostra]

HBK and Jericho actually make a pretty good team. :y:

[Gone Mad]

Tomko is a goatboy and an assclown!

Jericho... is the man!!! And Xtian too.. but not as much as J!

[Champion of Europa]

Gonna buy this shit:

http://shopzone.wwe.com/product_detail.asp?productId=01-06752&cat=FEATURED

Awesome.

[Mayo]

I hate flair! jesus christ no one likes you go get prostate cancer.Okay that just wasn't funny :nono:

[CosaNostra]

Mark out for Jericho calling Tomko an assclown :)
Personally, I like Goat Boy better. :lol:

[Savio]

Yeah fine testicular

[Joe Kerr]

http://raw.wwe.com/superstars/christian/images/11.jpg

[Shadow]

HBK and Jericho actually make a pretty good team. :y:

You expected them not to?

[Savio]

They are 2 great wrestlers.

[The Answer]

Gonna buy this shit:

http://shopzone.wwe.com/product_detail.asp?productId=01-06752&cat=FEATURED

Awesome.

Damn I wish I had a credit card so i could buy that

[CosaNostra]

You expected them not to?

Well, two great singles wrestlers don't always make a good tag team.

[Innovator]

that new Orton shirt is hotness

[Loose Cannon]

Just realized it was Kemper Arena. I don't think they really should of mentioned anything about the Harts. Not real classy.

[Savio]

Get preperation HHH

[The Answer]

Tomko has botched like three moves already :n:

[Savio]

Just realized it was Kemper Arena. I don't think they really should of mentioned anything about the Harts. Not real classy.
Is kemper arena in Montreal?

[CosaNostra]

Just realized it was Kemper Arena. I don't think they really should of mentioned anything about the Harts. Not real classy.

*SIGH* :nono: :(

[Gone Mad]

Marionettes and violence = Ratings.. at the Box Office.

Tomko = Ratings... for Monday Night Football.

[Loose Cannon]

OMG AT THAT SHIRT. I'm ordering right now.

[The Answer]

Is kemper arena in Montreal?

I believe this is wear Owen hart fell am I right?

[Shadow]

Well, two great singles wrestlers don't always make a good tag team.

This is Y2J and HBK we're talking about. Two golden wrestlers. Of course they'll make a great tag team.

[Champion of Europa]

Is kemper arena in Montreal?

Owen died in the Kemper Arena.

[Loose Cannon]

Is kemper arena in Montreal?

Owen died there.

[CosaNostra]

Kemper Arena, is in Kansas City.

[Innovator]

Is kemper arena in Montreal?
it's the one where Owen died...in KC

[CosaNostra]

Sweet match there. :y:

[Splaya]

Sweet Chin Music.




Holy shit CLB :eek:

[Mister Sinister]

YESSSSS!!!!

[Loose Cannon]

LMAO at Xtian with the chest slap. I do that a lot now :lol:

[The Answer]

Well this helps my fantasy stats with Tomko at least

[Splaya]

Holy shit, that shirt :eek: