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Savio
09-30-2004, 11:09 PM
Eddie and RVD look at each other

JR: Under taker is unstoppable!

*Under taker dominates both men until Cena, Rock and Angle come out*

JR: Angle and cena are down!

Speaker: Iff ya smellll!
king: The rock!

Rock hits rights under taker fires back! Choke slam!......F-U! Cena falls.......THe men stager to there feet.....Rock gets on his cell phone

Paul: What?

Ankle lock on under taker.....he seems to be in no pain.....RVD is going to Frog splash his back....No cena knocks him off the top rope on to the floor! Rock lifts Cena over!....Undertaker breaks out

King: THey should attack the undertaker.

LC: Who's that?

Hidenriech enters the ring
Taker: I will not fued with you!
Hiden chases after him....Tries to do a DDDt but accidently throws him over the ring

JR: I can't believe it Undertaker is out! Heidenriech jumps over the top rope to hit him but misses big time

Speaker:Gold berg gold berg gold berg

Scott hall gets on top of the limo....with a taser! and tries to attack goldberg with it....Goldberg pushes him off the car.... then throws him through the left wind shield

LC: No!
Gold berg makes his way to the ring...Randy jumps on his back!

JR: I can't beilive this!

Goldberg tries to shake him off but can't........Randy jumps on the barracade...runs....Jumps....He made it to the steps then slides in to the ring

LC: Paul and funky can't believe it

Radny hits rights on eddie....eddie goes over the rope.....Angle elminates rock!Angle is looking at Goldberg Randy sets up for the RKO....Goldberg slides in to the ring Randy runs but is Speared by Goldberg....ANgle slam on Goldberg.....(Meanwhile Taker is beating up Hidenriech)

Speaker: Break the walls down!......Jericho laughs at rock coming up the ramp then runs into the ring.......Angle and Y2J go at it Y2j hits a bull dog then Puts him in the walls......Goldberg gets up.....Starts running for Y2J But orton (Also running) lifts him over the top. Fans cheer (because his match at mania sucked).

Rene enters

Before entering the ring he hits a low blow on the undertaker (Obviously I have something planned for taker)

Rene Looks at taker in ring......Randy sets up for the RKO.....

LC: RK-
JR: NO!

Rene throws randy in mid air over the top rope! Y2J Tries to eliminate Rene but Rene kicks Y2J in the stomache......Angle Runs at Y2J and clothes lines him over but rene grabs him leg and tosses him over as well.

Sting entewr and craks Rene over the head with his bat

Funky: Ouch

Milion dollar man enters He and Sting Exchange fists suplex by sting!.....MDM goes to throw him over the rope but can not.......Kane enters Choke slam on Ted Choke slam on sting......Sharkboy drop kicks kane off the top rope....Kane is pissed! Choke slam To shark boy over the top!.......Picks up Ted.......Ted Tries to fight back but is also choke slammed over the top right on the Undertaker!

Nash makes his way to the ring....A light falls on nashes head!.....Then a speaker....Plaster!........Car!........Nash gets up! Runs in the ring and hits the big boot on Sting.....Nash is down :(..........Kane hits a Tombstone on Rene........ Sting gets up and picks up Nash

Big show comes down

Sting barely gets nash over......Show grabbs Sting by the neck while on the apron and throws him on to Taker....Taker throws him back into the ring...Taker puts up hit arms up........the ring starts to rise......Big show falls off but never entered. Kane looks worried..... does sting and Rene who is also dazed....Sting throws trash can at kane Kane ducks and the can falls on the spanish announcers table

Julio: Mi Mesa!.......Porque!

Big show: Taker! You ass hole!

The ring goes up to the rafters and stops...Rene gets scared and hops on to a rafter
Sting and kane go at it Sting hits a DDT.......Kane grabs the axe...

Show grabs taker by the neck.

The ring starts to wobble......Sting runs to the rafter as does Kane...

Show hits Taker The ring starts to fall....Kane and Sting jump and make it on the rafter barely...Show throws taker where the ring would be but Taker grabs Shows Shows singlet before he hits the ground (they are both where the ring would be) Show looks up

Show: NOOOO!

The Ring lands on both of them.

Funky: Damn!
LC: Shit!
Paul: ummm ass?

Rene starts to try to hit Kane with the axe as Kane is hanging off the ledge. Meanwhile Sting pulls him self up and throws Rene down the thin rafter

Sting: Your done!

Kane: Stiiiiiiing!

Sting turns around Kane grabs him by the throat...Sting starts to kick him.....Rene goes after Sting with the axe. Sting sense this and turns around and grabs the axe and knocks Rene over. Then stomps him

Kane swings but Sting blocks with the axe kicks him in the groin then chops off Kanes hand

Sting: Kane, Taker never told you why he would save me if I almost got eliminated?
Kane: My brother told me enough he-
Sting: Kane, You are not takers only brother, I am!
Kane: No. It can't be. That's not true. That's impossible!
Sting: Search your feelings Kane... you know them to be true.
Kane: NOOOOOOooooo!
Sting: Elimin-

Funky: This shity rip off is stupid as hell

Rene Clothes lines sting over the railing sting falls on JBLs limo then slowly slides on to the floor.

JR: Bah Gawd!

Kane: YOU KILLED MY BROTHER!
Rene looks freaked he swings the axe but kane blocks with his only hand the axe falls to the floor. Kane bashes Renes head on the railing then back body drops him.

Kane points to the floor then opens his palm the entarnce explodes and flames come out

Kane: You will die!!!!

Kane starts stomping Rene.....He then goes for a power bomb backs up and starts running towards the end of the rafter....Renn leans backs and grabs the railing the hurricaranas kane over him using Kanes momentum....Kane grabs on to renes boot at the last chance.....

Kane (over the huge fire pit): If I die your going with me!!!!!

The fire starts to rise fast...Rene starts kicking at kanes only hand Kane......falls in to the flames but shoots a fire ball up before he dies.....Rene "Skins the cat" Just in time.....

King: Rene won!?
Fink: And the winner Rene Dupree!

Funky: Are you serious!? First we have People doing Storm strikes and sonic booms like this is street fighter! Then we have people morph in to Ultimate Warrior! The ring starts to magicly rise! We have Kane and sting re-in-act star wars! Then out of all the legends in the ring who wins? Not bret hart! Not the Rock! Not Sting! but Rene Dupree!? Who the hell booked this shit!?

Paul: :shifty:

Savio
09-30-2004, 11:10 PM
Moved this to a differnt topic to attract more views....Gimme your thoughts.

The Answer
09-30-2004, 11:31 PM
Well I almost won.Rene couldn't skin the cat if his life depended on it though

Innovator
09-30-2004, 11:56 PM
DAMMIT! Jericho jobs again!

Mayo
10-01-2004, 12:44 AM
wtf, The Rock should have gotten a better elimination than that :p

Savio
10-01-2004, 12:50 AM
Yeah at first I was going to do something between Rock and orton but then I'd have to get rid of angle and I had no use for rock other then that so angle took his place.

Savio
10-01-2004, 07:09 PM
Yeah, No doubt the last time I'm doing some thing like this.

BigDaddyCool
10-02-2004, 02:30 PM
Where the hell was nash?

Savio
10-02-2004, 02:43 PM
Nash makes his way to the ring....A light falls on nashes head!.....Then a speaker....Plaster!........Car!........Nash gets up! Runs in the ring and hits the big boot on Sting.....Nash is down ..........Kane hits a Tombstone on Rene........ Sting gets up and picks up Nash

Big show comes down

Sting barely gets nash overHE hurt his leg when he did the big boot :(

Lord-Of-Darkness
10-03-2004, 08:32 PM
lmao. when taker got eliminated i was like 'shit, thats the end of that' Then it carried over to that wacky spoof with the comedy and stuff. good job

Funky Fly
10-03-2004, 10:38 PM
lol good shit

Funky: Damn!
LC: Shit!
Paul: ummm ass?

:lol:

BigDaddyCool
10-04-2004, 12:46 AM
HE hurt his leg when he did the big boot :(

That is bullshit.

Evil Vito
10-04-2004, 10:07 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Eddie got eliminated by a bunch of right hands from Orton?</font> :|

Savio
10-04-2004, 10:12 PM
Yeah fine he then clothesd lined him over.

Sephiroth
10-05-2004, 03:26 AM
Yeah baby! Rene won it :love:

Rain Man
10-05-2004, 04:32 PM
Damn thought Angle had it??