RAW Captions 10/4/04

[Xero]

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[Savio]

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William: Het guys Vince gave me this shirt, like it?
Christian: Haha
William: Whats so funny?
Eric: William, Vince give gives people those shirt when he know they won't be in a match at the pay-per-view.
William: But this is a fan made pay-per-view, I could-
Eric: No Vince gave you the shirt. I'm taking you out of the poll and thats final.

[Xero]

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Triple H (Rapping): Yeah... Yeah... We are the men in black!

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(Flair tells lame joke)
Hunter: Hahahah... Uh, Naich, is your face melting?
Ric: Wha? OH NO! It's happening again! No Blanket! Dont run away!

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Belty: Who the FUCK are you!?

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Shawn Michaels' Ice Capades didnt go over too well with the NY crowd, evident by the smoke bombs in the background...

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Christian: I'M HUNGRY! RANDOM PACMAN! WAKA WAKA WAKA **MUNCH**!
HBK: AHH! MY EAR!

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No one was laughing at HBK's "severed arm" gag...

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Todd: Lita, we all know what happened a few weeks ago on RAW... Can you please enlighten us?
Lita: What?
Todd: I said can you...
Lita: What?
Todd: Are y...
Lita: What?
And thus, Lita botches hearing...

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Gene even needed que cards for his name :nono:

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God Undertaker got fat... Looks like he found the cream filling...

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The Gene Snitsky Recliner wasnt exactly a pleasurable experience...

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Kane: OH GOD DAMN IT LITA!
And thus, Lita botches telling Kane about her period...

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TITTIE TWISTER FROM HELL!

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Randy: I LOVE YOU JUSTINNNNN! **Girlie scream**

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Candid pictures of what Triple H wakes up to each morning...

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Even with Carmella's third boob, the fans hated her...

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Christy (Thinking): What am I doing here?!

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Eugene (Thinking): I better get some of those chewie balloons tonight!

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Rosie's attire shows us which way Hurricane will be going... Down, and a little to the left...

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Eric: That's right Regal, you get to clean out Modi's cage...
Regal: Eh...
Christian: Bet you'll have loads of fun there, huh Reg? :naughty:
Regal: Shut up you little tosser, you're doing O'Haire's...
Christian: Wha? Bu... Ahh FUCK!
O'Haire: He's not telling you anything you dont already know...

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The new Stacy Keibler water gun was a big hit with 20-30 year olds... Wrong demographic, but WWE didn't care...

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Where will you be when your uncontrollable bladder acts up?

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Shelton: You like the looks of THIS!? **Whips "It" Out**
Rhyno: My god... It's so big!
Shelton: Yeah, I bought it down at Walmart... Not a bad price, either...

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Jericho and Hunter: RHYNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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RANDOM MATRIX STOPPAGE!

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Steve Austin makes his triumphant return... Only to be beaten up by Jeff Jarrette...

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For the first time in history, the glass ceiling is revealed... And it's been an invisible piece of wood all along...

[Splaya]

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HHH thinking to himself: Yeah this is what it is to be king




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HHH could not help but laugh at the "I'm HHH's bitch" sign on the back of Ric Flair


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Belty: Hey your not HHH. Oh well, you won't have a chance to own me for 30-40 years.
Edge: By then I'll be retired
Belty: I know, Snitsky will see the title before you, Edgeward :naughty:
Edge: That is not my name :mad: :foc:



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Shawn was trying so hard but he just couldn't hold up the titan tron any longer as the fireworks were shooting into his hands and burning them, causing him to almost drop the Tron.

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Shawn: What's that thing I can barely feel.
Xtian: That's my.....
Shawn: Ewwwwwwwwwwwww :-\



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Michaels was pissed when he saw a fan member holding up the sign "Michaels hit a Christian"



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Josh was staring at Lita's eyes but Lita botched the eye staring contest by staring at Josh's tie.



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Everyone was convinced that Gene was going to reveal that he had found Kane's baby, and everyone thought there was a Kane mask in the baby carriage.



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Snitsky: It's.............NOT.............MY..........FAULT.........
PIPEY: YES IT IS.
Snitsky: IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
McMahon watching in the back: Let's push this guy to the moon.


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Snitsky: My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Kane: What the hell is up with people doing this :mad:




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This is a result when you get to close to Lita during that time of the month, as she botched using the Tampon



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Orton stuck his 2 fingers into Flair's chests like in the Matrix in an attempt to make his own Orton Clone.




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Orton was pissed as hell when Flair had security come out to take him away, and then he was confused as hell when he saw the Road Dogg Jesse James lying on the rampway



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Eugene had heard the only way he was going to keep his job was to join the Vince Mcmahon ass kissing club. So he puckered up and hoped for the best.



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Why the Fuck is Carmella still on our TV's :mad:



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Eugene kissed Christy thinking he was kissing Mr McMahon's ass....




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and was shocked as hell when Mr. Mcmahon's ass starting kissing him back.


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Rosey used his super hero powers to do his move in the speed of warp drive. (The Ref and Hurricane's feet give this away)



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Eric: So anyways the fans think we are letting them vote for Jericho's opponent. But we are really just going to give it to Christian
Xtian: That's right baby :naughty:
Regal: What are you doing you bloody asshole
Eric: Hey, go back to Heat
REgal: How did you know I was on Heat this week :mad:
Eric: Your wearing a PPV t-shirt :shifty:



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Longest Legs Ever



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Stacey: Eat my foot dammit :mad:
Molly: Your looking hot Stace.
Stace: :wtf:




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HHH: Now Earl, your sure Vince said I had to suck you off to keep my job :wtf:
Earl: Yeah :naughty: :shifty:
Jericho: Whatever just go get it Tiger.


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Rhyno looks up at the stage as he realizes the Titan Tron is showing Chuck Palumbo just across from him.




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Jericho: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Or


Rosey: It's the money shot, Val.
Val: No your opponent has to be on the ground.
Rosey: But look at Jericho
Val :mad:

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This is how Raw should end every week. The only question was, Where was Snitsky?



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The man, plain and simple.

[PorkSoda]

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Ric Flair: Knock knock!
Crowd: Whos there?
Ric Flair: Stole!
Crowd: Stole, who?
Ric Flair: TRIPLE H STOLE YA PUSH!

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Christian takes after Mike Tyson: If ya cant beat em, eat em.

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When your a Shnizzbot, your penis is made out of medal and it is 9 feet long.

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JBL couldent care less of the Emancipation Proclamation with his human shield, and neither did Randy Orton.

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Carmella: (Thinking) Does this leather halter top make me look like Sable?
Christy: (Thinking) Does this yellow bandana make me look like Hulk Hogan?

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Bischoff: WOOGA CHO CHOO!

[Gouda]

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Flair: And then I ate the bowl! Whooo!

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After seeing this picture, HHH made Edge get a haircut too.

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Shawn: IT'S THE RAAAAPTURE!!!
Techie: Those are your pyros.
Shawn: Okey dokey then.

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Christian: Don't move or I'll.... I'll... EAT YOUR FACE!!

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Todd Grischam: *botches interviewing*
Lita: *botches giving an answer*
Lamp: *botches making light*
WWE sign: *botches being in corner*
Cameraman: *botches filming*
Gouda: *botches making a caption* :shifty:

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In the next chapter of the dramatic Lita storyline it was revealed that her baby did not die but merely transfered into Gene Snitsky, who now has a healthy baby boy!

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Lead Pipe: Ye know what ye have to do now laddie... Burn the house down! BURN 'EM ALL!!
Snitsky: *lights arena on fire* IT'S NOT MY FAULT.

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Randy: Got yer heart!
Flair: *flops*

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90 degrees!

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And Ummm... NOT 90 degrees! Wrestling is educational!

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Jericho: SUPER MOSH PIT TIME!!
Everyone else: What the-?!

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Randy: Uh-oh... my fingers are stuck.

[Savio]

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"What you say bout my momma?"

[PorkSoda]

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(Seconds Before)
Kane: Hey JR, your BBQ sauce taste like shit.
JR: JUDO KICK!
Kane falls down.
JR: STONE COLD STUNNER!

[Dark Kane]

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Flair: "Hunter, why are you giving me the finger?"
HHH: "That's for messing with McMahon backstage, do not cross the boss."

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Flair: "Do not believe those reports on the internet, they are full of lies. Me and McMahon were just having a cup of coffee backstage, that's all. We weren't fighting."
HHH: :lol:

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X marks the spot, Edge just dug out the treasure.

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Christian: Put your arm up and flip me over your back.
HBK: I am being pushed down the midcard because of people like you.

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Next thing you know, HonkyTonkMan will make lies about HBK not doing matches right.

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Lita: No, you can not have sex with me.
Man on right: How did you know what the first question was going to be???

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Another Mean Gene in the WWE, is Okerlund the father?

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Gene to the lead pipe: "No, I will not allow you to bang my head."

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This is why HonkyTonkMan shouldn't make lies about Kane.

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Eugene: More spaghetti please?

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Christy: My boobs are nicer than your boobs.
Carmella: Well my boobs are bigger than your boobs.

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Eugene doesn't realize that he's kissing a transexual.

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After realizing Christy is a transexual, Eugene tries his best to escape.

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Hurricane: "What are you doing? Put me down."
Rosey: "Ok."
Rosey drops Hurricane on the floor.
Hurricane: "OOWWWWWwww..."

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Regal: "Taboo Tuesday is the most ridiculous PPV title I ever heard. I demand you to have the writers go change it now."
Christian: "Yeah, the title is stupid man."
Bischoff: "Hey, don't blame the writers on the Taboo Tuesday title. You should blame the boss's daughter of the champ."
Benjamin: :|

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Stacy is wondering if she should put darker pantyhose on to hide those moles on her legs.

[Gone Mad]

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hhh: Quick! To the Arc of the Covenent! Over there!

Flair: Right, Docta Jones! WHOOO!! *flop'd*

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HHH: HAHAHA! I like Flair promos... but damn it if I don't like Smore ice cream sam'iches more! **takes bite of ..sam'iches**

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Edgeward: Don't I need talent to hold this, H?

HHH: If Goldberg could hold it...

Edgeward: ...nevermind!! *drops belt, runs away*

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Note: HBK's favorite movie is "FlashDance".

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Whenever you have an itch you can't scratch... HBK will be there.

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HBK (thinking): What's the name of that damn song.. Ugh, I'm gonna be thinking about it all d... "SAFETY DANCE" !!!

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Lita: .......

Todd: ......

Lita: ......

Todd: .....

JR: bAwGawd!! Look at that...uh... lamp and table ...combo from IKEA... Barbeque sauce??? ...**runs off to cry**

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EXTREME BABYSITTING!!!

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Snitsky: ... I'M PREGNANT?!

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Kane: You've lost that lovin' feeling... OOooh, Lovin' feelin'.... Cuz Baby....

Snitsky: Come 'ere, big guy! **hugs**

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Kane, after he walked in on a Steph/ HHH "home movie" taping.

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RKO: Hey, Flair? How about a nice Hawaiian Punch?

Flair: Sure!

**kick to the balls!**

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Orton: Geez, what's a guy gotta do to get some food around here??

Security (holding RKO): He needs some food, OVER! Bring some food!

More later... I hope!

[V]

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Christy: get the fuck off my tv screen

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Gohan3k botches saying something as original and fresh as Lita botching something
JR: BAHGAWDSONOFABITCH!

[Gone Mad]

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Eugene finally has found love... in the form of Stevie Richards' sister.

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Carmella (reading): "You are.. not... nice person. You.. need to seetle self. I've got.. Perso..person...litities?"

Christy: ...last time I write your lines on a bandana! AND WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?!

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Christy/Eugene (thinking): RRRRHHHHHYYYNOOOO!!!

Eugene (thinking): ...Wait! ..Nevermind... hehe..

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.... I reallly like Christy..

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Ref: You don't want to slam Helms to the ground...

Hurricane: ..I don't want to slam Helms to the gr.. **SLAMMED**

Ref: ..my bad.

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Bischoff: So we are all in agreement - Test gets to be on T.V again.

Everyone else: awww, man...

Val Venis: WHO???

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Stacy: So that's what my feet look like..

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Signs Molly has a fetish.

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Shelton: Man, I bet you Jericho will win this fight against H. He is a very talented athlete who can barely ever have a bad match and is always at the top of his game...

ALL: HAHAHAHA!!

Jericho: ..I could've been in TNA but noooo..

HHH: Yeah.. I'm really mean... hehe.. ORTON!!!!!

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Jericho: Hehe.. you're funny, Hunter. There's no spid.. (looking at 'Tron) OH.. MY.. GOD! RUNNN!!!

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Jericho: Hey, Shelton? You like jokes?!

Shelton: Oh, SHI-- **SLAM**

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Vince: Look at what you've done!

Snitsky (with stick in hands, then hides it): Um.. IT'S NOT MY .. Line???

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Orton: Aurora Boriealus?! At this time of the day, in this part of the country..? NOT IN MY HOUSE, BIATCH! **CLICK CLICK**

end.. (xero limite, you used my random pacman referrence! ROCK! )

[Corkscrewed]

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Agent Hunter: "It appears... that I now own... the title... again... Mr... CANDIDO!!!"
Benoit: (offscreen) "WRONG CHRIS!!!"

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The crowd wasn't too enthused by Flair's new puppet, Mr. Right Hand, but since HHH ate it up, the segment stayed.

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Edge: "AHA! Now I have your precious world ti--what the?! WCW Championship??? Ah crap." *throws into trash*

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Michaels: "Behold my awesome Jesus powers! I am FILLED with Christ love!!!"

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Shawn knew there was something wrong with Mr. Renfield, but he couldn't quite figure out what it was.
(rep for the allusion)

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It was bad enough he'd lost his pants... did the ref really have to chain him to a rack and raise him up in full exposure?

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Lita: "Something's missing."
Todd: "Missing?"
Lita: "In the bedroom."
Todd: "In the WHERE?!"
Lita: ...
Todd: ...
Lita: ...
Todd: "Isn't the Trojan Man suppose to gallop in?"
Lita: "I dunno. I gave him directions to this place last week..."

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It took a basic biology lesson, but at last, the fans could finally understand how they'd spliced Undertaker, Earthquake, and some random buff guy's genes together to produce the ProtoHoss.

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Pipe: "Hey, you were supposed to mail me to the North Koreans last week! Now when are they gonna get their uranium?"
Snitsky: "It's NOT MY FAULT!!!"

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The neck wrench was painful enough, but what really disturbed Kane was that thing poking his right shoulder.

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Not satisfied with invisible crucifixion, Triple H resorts to scalping.

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Flair was so stoked by Orton's awesome air guitar display he shit his pants.

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Things spiralled out of control on the Jerry Springer Show when Triple H revealed he'd been cheating on Randy with Stevie.

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Eugene's chimpanzee impression was always a hit at the parties.

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Christy: "So where's the other FF X-2 chick?"
Carmella: "I dunno. She found out the only way her heart will go."

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It was a touching moment until their braces got stuck.

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Christy was certainly proving the ringside fan's sign to be right, and at this moment, Eugene was also glad he'd convinced Christy that he was a cover.

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RC Cola Man: "Sprite SUCKS, bitch!"

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Everyone: "What do you mean, 'Rigged?'"

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Stevie: "Ah... it's good to be king."

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It was awfully hard to do the high leg choke and keep a straight face when Stevie was fingering you...

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Jericho: "Holy CRAP! So THIS is how you hold people down!"
Triple H: "What the hell?!"

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In a spectacular event, Triple H manages to sever Jericho's right calf off his leg in trying to break the submission hold.

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Seconds later, in amazing display, Jericho would transform into the Archangel and take out the entire arena.

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Triple H (in back): "Hey Vince check this out... Glass Ceiling Lowerer, GO!"
Vince: :lol: :lol:

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No one knew why Orton was carrying a gigantic xylophone, but damn if he didn't make it look cool.

[Corkscrewed]

I want comments on those!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:




:shifty:






:wave:

[Transplant]

Hello, My Name Is Transplant....Im gonna do some caps now.

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Ric: Trips, What are you doing?
HHH: Pulling fingers to all the black people.
Ric: .....why?
HHH:.....we're in Mississippi, right?
Ric: ...We're in Harlem....
HHH: OH FUCK

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HHH: "Kick Me". HAHA, classic.

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Dont mess with midgets...and especially dont take Puppets gold nappy and hold it too high.

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HBK: are we in Iraq?

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HBK: lets see, your Wife will turn baptist, your daughter will be a hooker, and your son will run you out of buisiness.
Christian: ...and you found all that out by feeling my genitals?
HBK: wait, your tellin me your NOT Vince mcmahon?

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XTREME VILLAGE PEOPLE.....i got nothing

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Todd: Got a 3?
Lita: Go fish...got a 12?
Todd:....

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Got Milk?

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Pipe: Your chicken crapped in my yard.
Snitsky: I told you, ITS NOT MY FOWEL!!

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Gene: Dammit, who put the lid on so tight. Now i'll never get my Kool Aid kookies.

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Kane: Im not in this storyline....im not in this storyline...im not in this storyline...

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RKO: Let It Whip, Whip It Baby
Ric: mmmmm......cream.....

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Randy: OK, so who ordered the jelly doughnuts?

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Use no. 23242 for a Eugene: 3-holed blow up doll....hey If trips can do it...?

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Someone wake everyone up when this is over

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Eugene: Hey, this is a pretty good frog.

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Christy does have a weird way of riding coin operated machines.

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RC: What did you do with my Big Mac?

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Eric: ....so now, because of the dress code, all faces must not wear pants.

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Where'd my foot go?

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"Lock MY hip will you?"

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Y2J: Gimme Your Wallet

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Jeff the Puppeteer was so close to making trips tap, but Flair got to him with the Kool-Aid

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RAW's Alien vs Predator trailor showed that Trips is indeed an alien that lays eggs in a sacrificial chamber that, when they hatch, latch on to the nearest living organism and take over its body. Rosey the Predator stood and watched, and generally did nothing to help out.

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Dont ever yell out "Giant Twizzler On A Pole Match"....EVER

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RKO: Hello Mr. Right-Hand. Hello Mr. left-Hand
Righty: Dude, your pathetic.

[tucsonspeed6]

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In an attept to recover lost ratings, the WWE decides to lock their two worst employees in the basement to guard a bee while Raw is broadcasted....

Flair: Hey, Trips....where's the bee?
HHH: Cool it man, my title is covered in honey.

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As you can see in this photo, they've misspelled "Anti-charasmatic".

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Christian: "I'm main event! Finally my dream has come true! Now if HBK will just job to me I'll win my first match against a main eventer!!!!"
HBK: "FE...FI...FO...FUM!!! I SMELL THE BLOOD OF A CANADIAN!!!"

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The new WWE date simulator simulates what would happen on a date with Lita and Todd Grisham.

Todd: BUH...
Lita:FUH...
Todd: DUH.....
Lita: I bet all my money on the Cubs winning the world series....
Todd: FUH.....

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Gene: It's.....Not.....My......Fff--. Dammit, why'd they write my lines so small on this thing?!?"

[Splaya]

Corky I liked the Rosey one and the Archangel one :lol:



Comment on mine :foc:

[Gouda]

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Shawn knew there was something wrong with Mr. Renfield, but he couldn't quite figure out what it was.
(rep for the allusion)

Dracula Dead and Loving It. :love:

[Corkscrewed]

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Snitsky: It's.............NOT.............MY..........FAULT.........
PIPEY: YES IT IS.
Snitsky: IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
McMahon watching in the back: Let's push this guy to the moon.


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Snitsky: My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Kane: What the hell is up with people doing this :mad:




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Orton was pissed as hell when Flair had security come out to take him away, and then he was confused as hell when he saw the Road Dogg Jesse James lying on the rampway




Not bad. :D

[Savio]

I want comments on those!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:


:shifty:


:wave:
Ehhh I always ask for comments on mine :p

[Scarface]

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Triple H laughed at the now motionless Flair bot.

[Champion of Europa]

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Snitsky: *grips pipe tightly* I wonder what Cindy Crawford is doing right now..

[Innovator]

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Nancy Kerrigan: WHY?! WHY ME!?
Gene: ITS NOT MY FAULT!

[Splaya]

Not bad. :D

Not bad as in enough to possibly be caption of the month nominee? :naughty:

[Corkscrewed]

Ehhh I always ask for comments on mine :p

Here's the way I think of it... If I put your caption in my Archive... I really liked it and/or thought it was a good, clever caption. So really, all my replies are in my Best Captions of the Year thread. :D

I'll be updating that and setting up voting hopefully tomorrow night... I'm in the middle of production week for my architecture project, which is due Sunday, so I have had no time to go and archive captions.

Sorry guys, but I do promise to get the caps up! :D :)

[Impact!]

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what will your face look like when you realise your penis is a lead pipe

[Drakul]

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Vince: ..And the employee of the month is....this inanimate carbon rod!
Gene (to rod) : I hate you! :mad:

or

Heiden-raping didn't have the same effect when you A) aren't Hiedenrich and B) are raping a broom handle

[Savio]

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Nancy Kerrigan: WHY?! WHY ME!?
Gene: ITS NOT MY FAULT!
:lol: (Karrigan*)

[Savio]

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Everyone: "What do you mean, 'Rigged?'"Best of the bunch.

[Corkscrewed]

LOL... honestly, I thought that was one of my poorer ones. :lol:

[loopydate]

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NOBODY expected the run-in from the giant radioactive gold nugget!

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FLAIR: ...and then Hogan just stuck out his finger like this...
HHH: Oh, man! That's great! I gotta remember that one...

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The night he won the World Title - the night that should have been the greatest of his life - the most memorable moment was when Edge turned his back on the fan holding up an "I gave Edge a hummer" sign.

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HBK: (thinking) Hey, why am I gigantic and upside-down?

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Upon seeing Shawn blade his right hand, Christian was reminded that he really really really doesn't like blood.

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Utterly unconcerned that there was a smaller version of his torso growing from the top of the head, Shawn could only wonder if he remembered to turn the stove off.

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TODD: So... Where are we?
LITA: I don't know. The last thing I remember, I was going for a moonsault, and I woke up in here.
TODD: I called Triple H a nepotistic, back-stabbing asshole, then I kinda blacked out.
LITA: Weird.
TODD: Yeah. Oh, hey, what's this?
LITA: Looks like a video.
TODD: Yeah. (reading) "Best of WWE: The Undiscovered Viscera vs. Mark Henry Iron Man Match."
LITA: I just remembered something.
TODD: What?
LITA: I botched repentance...
SATAN: (maniacal laughter)

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Seeing the four letters G-E-N-E appear on the TitanTron set off a flurry of speculation among disreputable wrestling websites that D-Generation X was reuniting.

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PIPE: Hey, did you hear about the earthquake in California?
GENE: Earthquake?
PIPE: Yeah. There was some big seismic activity along the San Andreas--
GENE: That's NOT MY FAULT!

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KANE: Hey... (Cough) This isn't how you're supposed to set up a limbo opportunity.
GENE: It's not?
KANE: No. Oh, did Lita forget to bring you the limbo instruction manual.
GENE: I guess so. See? It's NOT MY FAULT!

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Kane bursts a blood vessel in his brain, trying to figure out what happened to hsi career.

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Ric immediately regretted spitting blood in Mola Randy's face.

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First Cat Stevens, now Randy Orton. You'd think Homeland Security would have something better to do with themselves.

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Eugene, wrestling savant, Regal protege, world-class whistler.

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ME: Not again! (Pulls trigger)

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Decades of animosity were put to rest with the historic Brooke Hogan/Randy Savage liplock.

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(Insert "Snap Into A Slim Jim" joke here)

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Once and for all, the Hurricane was vanquished by his mortal enemy, the Scoliosis Kid!

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ERIC: ...and see all the people.
REGAL: (thinking) What a bloody waste of time.
XIAN: (thinking) Wow. Eric's steeple reeks of awesomeness!
SHELTON: (thinking) My former tag team partner is dating Jackie Gayda and all I got was this lousy segment.
TYSON/VAL/RODNEY: (thinking) Stay in the frame, stay in the frame, stay in the frame...

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An overzealous referee knocked himself unconscious attempting an impromptu limbo.

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Kicking Molly's left arm off = instant credibility

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SHELTON: Hey, Trips! Remember when Steve Austin used to ride around on that QUAD?
RHYNO: Or that time when RAW was live at the Mark of the QUAD-Cities?
TAJIRI: Or when you tore your QUAD in a match against Jericho?
MAVEN: Dude, it won't happen if you're not subtle!

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Chuck Palumbo may have been horribly buried because he wasn't a home-grown talent, but no one was going to rob him of his giant Twizzler.

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JERICHO: RANDOM BIRD IMPRESSION!

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RUSSO: (watching at home) Hey, maybe I should try that on Impact this week...

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Randy got around the whole "ejected from the building" thing the only way he knew how: Fan Man!

[Scarface]

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To further infuriate Kane, Snitzky does he best Lita botching giving birth impression.

[OssMan]

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who the FUCK are you?

[Loose Cannon]

DAM, whole new crowd of captioneers. Innovator's Karrigan one was :rofl: