Caption of the Month - September

[Corkscrewed]

Well, I have a little bit of time to get this up... finally. *whew*


gonMad00:
http://raw.wwe.com/results/090604/images/11.jpg
HHH: Aurora boriealus? In this hour of the day,in this part of the country, directly planted in your office?..
Bishoff: Um..yes..
HHH: May I see it???
Bishoff: ... um,..ok?

Mayo:
http://raw.wwe.com/results/090604/images/21.jpg
Even after using visual aids, Christian still couldn't explain the concept of holding someone down to Tomko.

El Santo:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/wwe/images/unff15.jpg
Lita loved having her fingers licked.
Shawn loved the yellow powder that comes off of Cheetos.
It worked for both of 'em.

Savior:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/sd_091604ks/images/11.jpg
"We hacked the forum!"

Gouda:
http://www.hugeinternetsuperstars.com/images/articles/20040920_7_321/lita.jpg
Kane: No! She's dead! I killed her! Not again!! Now HHH is going to have to have sex with HER too!

Always450:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/092304/images/16.jpg
Even though Luther begged him not to, the twinkle in his eye said it all… Kurt was going to pee on the electric fence.

Sascha:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/092304/images/02.jpg
Much to Paul's dismay, Sean had started his period....

gonMad00:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/raw_092704/images/01.jpg
"Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?"

trnbuckle:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/093004/images/06.jpg
And as the John Cena vs. the television audience staring contest goes into its 40th hour, Cena begins to show signs of fatigue.

Corkscrewed:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/093004/images/10.jpg
"This is a poem... by HEIDENREICH!!!!

I am a loser WITH no skill.
And YET I am on TV STILL.
I BULLY cruisers WITHOUT remorse
I repeat MY name till MY throat is HOARSE.
I'm THE guy who did rape Michael COLE.
Yes I STUCK my cock into his ASS hole.
Now LISTEN TO ME! I gots LOTS to say.
I'm well AWARE I appear very GAY.
But don't FORGET, I've been on TV SINCE
My Little JOHNNIE got to pleasure VINCE!

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: HEIDENREICH!!!!"

Gohan3k:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/093004/images/21.jpg
Triple H was here

Xero Limit 126:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/093004/images/05.jpg
(Jackie and Dawn moan)
Vince: What's going on in there!?
Jackie and Dawn: NOTHING!
Jackie: We're uh... Doing homework... Yeah...
Vince: Oh, carry on...

Innovator:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/093004/images/21.jpg
Orlando needed work on his "how many KKK members does it take to screw in a light bulb" joke

loopydate:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/093004/images/18.jpg
JBL: Now can you dig that? Nig--(Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooo...)

[Corkscrewed]

You have exactly five days to vote. :)

Will there be a repeat winner finally after nine months, or will there be a tenth different CotM victor?

[Azriel]

cork, your poem ruled. It gets my vote, and yeah, I got another nomination. This is one of the few contests where it is truly an honor just to be nominated among you great ones :y:

[Corkscrewed]

Yay! :D

The last lead I'll have... :'(

[Corkscrewed]

Personally, I think Mayo's, Gouda's, Innovator's, and Gohan's are the best zingers.

[Transplant]

WATCHU TALKIN BOUT, WILLIS?

[HankScorpio]

Trnbuckle's & El Santo's had me laughing for hours

[Savio]

Damn We need a repeat!

[Disturbed316]

Its got to be the Poem.

[Xero]

Its got to be the Poem.
:y:

Although, I'm happy I made nominee :)

[Gone Mad]

WHOO! I made 2 great caps ! Vote for me! You rule, Corky and Transplant! (Geez, it's like I won the XFL or something.. huh?)

Vote for me and I will give you all the riches in the world .. **coughcoughPORNOcoughcough**

[Mayo]

Holy shit, I actually got a nomination? I haven't done captions in so long :(

Honourable mention goes out to loopy's JBL, but I have to go with Corky's Hendenrich :D

[Hired Hitman]

Corkscrewed: "Poem by Heidenreich"

[Shaggy]

Loopy and Corkscrewed were a tie for who I was gonna vote for. And since Loopy was a few down from Cork I went with his.

[Corkscrewed]

Wooowooowoowoo! I'm actually getting votes! Hurray!!!! [/Dr. Zoidberg]

[loopydate]

I believe CBS already called this in favor of Corkscrewed.

On a related topic, I need to start writing poetry for captions. People seem to like that a lot (JBL's "Raven" and now Heidenreich).

[Corkscrewed]

LOL. Yeah... though I think my Heidi poem is more of a flavor of the month type thing. I'm not so confident it would stand the test of time and still be a big hit when the Qualifying vote for CotY tourneys comes up in January (just like how we had one in July for the best eight captions of the first half of the year).

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

I think I always enter too late for these things, since I can't look at the thread 'til it's been on TV over here.

[Innovator]

shit, there goes me repeating back to back

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Tough decision between Corkscrewed's and loopy's, but I went with loopy's.</font>

[V]

holy crap, i was nominated!!! sweet

the poem is dominating, but at least i have 2 votes :D

[Azriel]

Somebody likes me!

[JJ Moore]

men, none of them appealed to me, howver innovators one in your sig still rules all, i vote for that one again.

[King Jericho]

men, none of them appealed to me

:nono:

[Gonzo]

The voting is rigged! :shifty:

[Azriel]

gee, I wonder who's going to win? :roll:

[Corkscrewed]

Well, I think anytime you ask that in a wrestling related topic, the answer is obvious.

Triple H.

[Corkscrewed]

Sad... Always is getting shut out for the second month in a row. :'(

[Rock Bottom]

Wow. I need to make a return. No offense, but these suckkkkkkkkk. Only a couple made me stiffle a chuckle.

[Corkscrewed]

I don't like your heel turn, RB. You've been hanging around the Casual Forum too long. Forgotten your roots, son.

[Azriel]

Yeah RB, the Captions threads seem empty without your talents. Return to the light.

[Savio]

^Kiss ass.

[Rock Bottom]

Nah I ain't saying that "I am needed to return because of my greatness" but that I need to return to captions to HELP OUT. I ain't trying to knock anyone. How weak these captions were had nothing, if little to do with me not captioning. I mean honestly, look at some previous months and compare the quality. Captioning was in a fart this month.

[Corkscrewed]

It was a joke, bud. ;)


Actually, to be honest, the caps overall have been sliding since about July. January through June was the Attitude Era, and since then, it's been like the WWE is now... in transition. :D

[El Santo]

Actually, I think we need the "Next Big Thing" in captions. You know, someone with a sorta fresh way of looking at the pictures. I notice a lot of us are falling back on running gags that are somewhat tired. (Lord knows I do it.) So we need a new Lammy or RB or loopy or ... yes, even YOU, Corkscrewed! ... to get our motors clicking again.

[Corkscrewed]

:lol:

What do you mean, "even me?" :p

[Rock Bottom]

Well, at least we don't have a caption roster split.

[Savio]

No more like august corky.

[Gone Mad]

Hell, I attempted to be different but turns out to be a bust. Nothing sells more than "Simpsons" and other pop culture quotes, that's what I say.

I'll just get an injury and return in grand captioning form, because I will be back in no time! ;) :cool:

[Corkscrewed]

We have a battle for 2nd/3rd/4th place.

I think.

Only 37%??? I was up to 50% a few days ago!!! More votes now!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:








:shifty:

:lol:

[Innovator]

hey August was a good month

[Corkscrewed]

Either Savior or Mayo needs another vote to crack into the 4-spot w/o controversy. If there's a tie, I'll just pick the one I liked better, and that would make Paul angry. ;)

[Savio]

You hate me asshole!
whats wrong with bringing in 5?

[Corkscrewed]

5's too much. I'd rather bring in 3.

[Corkscrewed]

Um... I guess we'll have a playoff.

I'll set up a new thread.

[Corkscrewed]

Oh yeah... yay me! I finally won one of these!!! :D

Rep me bitches!

:shifty:

:p