Fignuts
10-08-2004, 01:39 PM
A couple of days ago I started a thread on the dumbest mark I had ever met. Well, his name is joel and he just happened to give me more stupid comments to post. Not all of them about wrestling. Hey if it becomes a hot thread I may make it a weekly post. God knows he gives me enough material to work from.
So prepare yourself to bask in the stupidity that is Joel.(Note:I suggest having tissues handy, as these comments are so ridiculously stupid that you may bleed from your eyes.)
1."When I play sports, I don't play from a competitive standpoint, because they were never meant to be competitive. They're GAMES! Anyone who is competitive in sports should just quit because they're doing it wrong."
2."Soccer sucks because you can't use your hands."(note:I suppose hockey sucks because you have to use a stick.)
3."I can get laid anytime I want. Sex just isn't important to me."
At this point I will give you several seconds to collect yourself, as this much stupidity in one sitting can be taxing.
4."Amatuer wrestling is the minor leagues of WWE." (note: Being a former wrestler myself, I almost ran over and choked him to death for this comment.)
Well thats it. Now some of you may feel sorry that I'm ripping on this guy so bad. Some of you may tell me to just ignore him.Well unfortunatly he tries to force his assinine opinions on you to the point where simply ignoring him is impossible.....maybe holy water will do the trick.
Thanks for letting me rant about this virus to society anyways.
So prepare yourself to bask in the stupidity that is Joel.(Note:I suggest having tissues handy, as these comments are so ridiculously stupid that you may bleed from your eyes.)
1."When I play sports, I don't play from a competitive standpoint, because they were never meant to be competitive. They're GAMES! Anyone who is competitive in sports should just quit because they're doing it wrong."
2."Soccer sucks because you can't use your hands."(note:I suppose hockey sucks because you have to use a stick.)
3."I can get laid anytime I want. Sex just isn't important to me."
At this point I will give you several seconds to collect yourself, as this much stupidity in one sitting can be taxing.
4."Amatuer wrestling is the minor leagues of WWE." (note: Being a former wrestler myself, I almost ran over and choked him to death for this comment.)
Well thats it. Now some of you may feel sorry that I'm ripping on this guy so bad. Some of you may tell me to just ignore him.Well unfortunatly he tries to force his assinine opinions on you to the point where simply ignoring him is impossible.....maybe holy water will do the trick.
Thanks for letting me rant about this virus to society anyways.