How would you book this Kane/Snitsky thing?

[Mr. Nerfect]

Say the WWE approached you about becomming lead writer for RAW, how would you book this whole Kane/Snitsky thing at Taboo Tuesday and beyond?

I think we all agree that this whole angle has been potentially damaging to Kane's character, so it should be an interetsting challenge to try and have Gene and Kane coming off looking like strong forces on RAW.

I'd probably have Snitsky win at Taboo Tuesday. The match is a back and forth brawl with both guys showing a lot of emotion, with Kane finally getting the better, and setting Snitsky up for the Chokeslam. Lita then low blows Kane with the legal weapon, and Snitsky capitalises with "The Miscarriage" Pump Handle Slam for three.

The next night on RAW, Snitsky plants seeds for a feud with a guy like Steven Richards or Val Venis, or even a guy like Shawn Michaels or Chris Benoit. Snitsky is in the ring when a titantron image of Kane pops up and Kane tells us how you'd think he'd be angry for the loss of his child, and his wife's loyalty. He then cancels his marriage with Lita, burning the contract for the "Till Death Do Us Part Match". He then tells us how he is not nagry at Lita and Snitsky, as that would be a human weakness. Kane then signs off by saying this is the last time we will see a humane Kane. We could even be treated to a stunt with Kane burning his face again.

Kane then becomes the rampaging monster of RAW, feuding with Evolution, and whoever else gets in the way of him and the World Heavyweight Championship, while Snitsky moves on as a mid-card heel with Lita as his heel valet. Who knows, maybe they could even do a satanic thing? When Matt Hardy is ready to return, he could feud with Snitsky in a feud that would be about the same calibur as Kane/Hardy this year.

So how would you continue this feud?

[asphyXy]

I wouldn't. Snitsky sucks.

[Hired Hitman]

:shifty:

*Bails to Cuba*

[Molly fan 25]

I'd have Kane destroy him, chasing him all around the arena, and pounding him. I'd even plant a wrestler in the audience to have Kane hit trying to chase after snitzky.

[Cactus Sid]

I'm not sure exactly how I'd book it, but what I do know is that Kane is getting over as a face pretty quickly

[SuperSlim]

I would just have Kane demolish him. NO good havin Kane chasin him all over the place and even gettin beat up by the guy

[LK]

Kane obliterates Snitsky but then turns heel some way. I just don't don't like face KAne as much as heel Kane.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Well, here's another idea. At RAW, Kane chases Snitsly around the building, only for Snitsky to run over Kane, and Kane's skull going through the windshield. Kane then refuses medical help and goes on a rampage through the back, leaving a path of destruction. Then Kane somehow they do a spot where Snitsky drives a semi-trailer into Kane, smashing him through the sid eof the building.

Snitsky gets demolished at Taboo Tuesday, after he gets cocky abd thinks he's gonig to get a forfeited win over Kane. Kane destroys Snitsky and "electrocutes" a referee (giving them a fair amount of time off), that gets in his way. Kane gets out the gasoline and and some matches. He pours it over Snitsky, only for Val Venis to run out and use a steel chair to bash Kane into tomorrow. Then either Snitsky pins, or we just skip to Venis pouring gasoline over Kane, and then lighting him up (I have no idea if this would be able to be staged, but it would be good if they could). Kane runs to the back, and if we haven't already had a decision in this match, Gene wins via countout.

Then on RAW, Venis talks about how he was annihilated by Kane, and it wasn't even his fault. He tells us how the loss of Kane's child isn't Gene's fault. He tells us how we take his natural talents for granted, and how the fans were too busy cheering to even support him when he was taken out of a stretcher on RAW three weeks ago in Manchester. Venis talks about how Gene and Venis stepped up and did something everyone in the RAW lockerroom was afraid to do. They stopped Kane. Then we have a segment with Lita and her calling Venis inappropriate names, etc. Venis then makes a statement about how Kane is as finished as Lita's acting career (referring to Venis' porn movies), but I'm sure we will find another meaning for it. We have Venis doing Kane impersonations, etc.

I really think Val Venis could pull off an "insane" kind of character. Not one that can't look after himself, not one that's overly huge and destroys everything, not one that screams and shouts everytime we see him; just a guy that's lost certain degrees of his sanity due to a beatdown from Kane. We know Venis has skills on the mic, and decent ring skills, so why not utilize them now we have a chance? We have a new credible tag team (although I'd prefer to see Snitsky & Venis pushed in singles competition), and later down the track, Lita could join the duo as their valet.

Kane goes off and does his new "I'm not humane enough to feel personal rage towards any of you", and eventually challenges for the World Heavyweight Championship.

[V]

i can't believe snitsky is already in a payperview, especially against someone like kane

[Savio]

I'd job them to HHH.

[Stickman]

I'd have the feud abruptly ended and never mentioned of again.

[Fox]

Kane beats the living daylights out of Snitsky at Taboo Tuesday, and then carries him off to a warehouse where he administers reckless surgery, implanting a functional womb in Snitsky's rectum, impregnating him viciously (and live on RAW!), and then killing his baby two weeks later (again, live on RAW).

Snitsky then joins the Women's Division and Kane goes back to being a heel.

[M-A-G]

I wouldn't have booked it at all.

[The CyNick]

Snitcky is funny in a "he's so crappy" kind of way.

The booking depends on when Kane is scheduled to start filming his movie. If its anytime soon, they might as well have Kane get beat by Snitski at TT and then have Snitski lay a beating on him to explain him absense.

But if Kane is going to be around for a while he should just flat out sqaush the guy and destroy him after the match. I dont really see any long term future for Gene Snitski, despite his value as comic relief.

Kane as a babyface might be the only guy left for the WWE to go to as a program for Hunter before they go back to Orton (assuming that ends up happening).

[BungeeWithNoCord]

Man I am a snithead through it all. This guy cracks me up to no end. Well theres a reason for that. A few years ago back in 6th grade... they brought in a motivational speaker to warn us about the "dangers of middle school" and how it wasnt our fault how bad society is...and we should make the best of it. Anyway to remind us and scar us for life at least 32 times during the speech he made us shout "Its not my fault". To this day me and my friends make fun of him...and were in high school now. Anyway when Snitsky origginally said that it brought me right back to that day.

True Story

[Hired Hitman]

That is interesting, maybe the speaker was his cousin or something :shifty:

[Mr. Nerfect]

That is interesting, maybe the speaker was his cousin or something :shifty:

C'mon, it isn't his fault. :shifty:

[Shadow]

Like other perople have said, I wouldn't book it. It's a rather dumb angle.

However, if I had to, I'd book it so that Snitsky keeps tormenting Kane the next 6th months. Then, when Matt Hardy returned, I'd have him come out and say that he hired Snitsky to get rid of Lita's baby, thinking that without it, she'd come running back to him. What he doesn't know, and can't know, is that Lita's really fallen for Kane the last 6 months. Then we have the return of Mattitude and the MFers. Simple as that.

[Lara Emily]

Like other perople have said, I wouldn't book it. It's a rather dumb angle.

However, if I had to, I'd book it so that Snitsky keeps tormenting Kane the next 6th months. Then, when Matt Hardy returned, I'd have him come out and say that he hired Snitsky to get rid of Lita's baby, thinking that without it, she'd come running back to him. What he doesn't know, and can't know, is that Lita's really fallen for Kane the last 6 months. Then we have the return of Mattitude and the MFers. Simple as that.

You want to stretch this angle out for 6 months? :wtf: