Whats the worst film you've ever seen ?

[Shawshank]

prob been done before but for me id prob say boat trip or lost in translation

[FakeLaser]

Yeah as I said in the other thread which by now will be deleted, Dollman vs. Demonic Toys or Chairman of the Board.

[OssMan]

Osmosis Jones

[slextremely]

Lost in Translation is the worst film you've seen?!?! wow...
This is just off the top of my head, i'd say Spice World.

[MVP]

Vertical Limit or Traffic.

[Boondock Saint]

I wasn't even that big a fan of it but Lost In Translation is still a damn well made film.


Anyways, worst movie ever that I have seen is prolly Backyard Dogs or House of the Dead. Off the top of my head anyway.

[Dark Kane]

Freddy Got Fingered
Joe's Apartment
Rollerball (remake)
Ghost of Mars (was Jon Carpenter on drugs when he made this piece of crap?)
Queen of the Damned
Starship Troopers

Those films above are horrible.

[FakeLaser]

Freddy Got Fingered is genius.

The Stupids, I forgot about that.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Lake Placid

[Boondock Saint]

Freddy Got Fingered
Joe's Apartment
Rollerball (remake)
Ghost of Mars (was Jon Carpenter on drugs when he made this piece of crap?)
Queen of the Damned
Starship Troopers

Those films above are horrible.


Starship Troopers is actually an interesting political commentary (and a kickass movie).

But Queen of the Damned, Freddy Got Fingered and Rollerball were all atrocious.

[Danny Electric]

Crap like Bridget Jones Diary.

[Requiem]

Queen of the Damned... way to fuck up a good book.

[Dark Kane]

Queen of the Damned... way to fuck up a good book.

I agree, the book was very good and it's one of Anne Rice's best novels. I've read Queen of the Dambed book many times but the movie was downright horrible and stupid. :n:

[Boondock Saint]

I agree, the book was very good and it's one of Anne Rice's best novels. I've read Queen of the Dambed book many times but the movie was downright horrible and stupid. :n:

Exactly. It mixed in elements from The Vampire Lestat as well. I was like WTF. This is nothing like either of those books.

[Requiem]

I love Interview with the Vampire though... That was a very well-done movie.

[Dark Kane]

I love Interview with the Vampire though... That was a very well-done movie.

Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, Antonio Banderas, and Kirsten Dunst...killer cast. :y:

If "Queen" had the same cast and a better script, "Queen" would have been a much better film. :shifty:

[DaveWadding]

Catwoman, Kazaam...etc.

[Gonzo]

House of the Dead was as poor a movie as I can remember watching. I don't really like going off the top of my head, but that movie definitely sucked dicks.

Bigtime.

[Requiem]

Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, Antonio Banderas, and Kirsten Dunst...killer cast. :y:

If "Queen" had the same cast and a better script, "Queen" would have been a much better film. :shifty:
Yeah, the actors in QotD were some of the shittiest ever. Their voices sounded so fake.. The main thing that pissed me off though was that they changed the entire story, didn't include much of anything from the book except the characters and theme and -basic- story. Fuck, his hair wasn't even blonde as it is in the books.

[Triple A]

Marci X
Head of State

[DegenerationY]

It's Pat

[Mikey]

Garbage Pail Kids Movie

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Gargantua.

[John la Rock]

Day after Tommorow

[Kapoutman]

Pousse Mais Pousse Égal

[Funky Fly]

Pod People. They edited out like 90% of the raw footage, so the film doesn't even make sense because they jump from place to place with no transitions.

[Downunder]

Bedazzled

[Scarface]

A.I. what a piece of shit movie that was.

[Dave Youell]

'They'

There's only 1 guy on here that will get that

[Molly fan 25]

I don't remember what it was called, but it was this low budget piece of crap, hell I don't even know the genre, the script was bad, the acting was bad, the camera work was bad, I mean this was a god awful piece of shit movie and I think I watched it on FX. It turned me off low budget films forever.

[Xero]

Plan 9 From Outer Space... It's a good cult film, sure, but... Gah! :nono:

[Jorgha]

Dune.
Oddly, every time I have tried to watch it, it has put me to sleep.

[Jorgha]

I don't remember what it was called, but it was this low budget piece of crap, hell I don't even know the genre, the script was bad, the acting was bad, the camera work was bad, I mean this was a god awful piece of shit movie and I think I watched it on FX. It turned me off low budget films forever.

LOL! That was both vague and profound. Glad you cleared that up for us.

[Ska-Wars]

Jurrassic Park 2 bored the hell out of me, as did Top Gun.

[Molly fan 25]

LOL! That was both vague and profound. Glad you cleared that up for us.
What you think I try to remember the names of every god awful movies I watch.

[SuperSlim]

recently I'll ahve to say Hellboy

[Baio]

Worst movie ever is the Polognia Brothers' shitfest "The House thats Screamed". This is quite possibly the worst movie ever. Second is Ed Wood's "Orgy of the Dead".

Good bad movies:

Ed Wood's "Plan 9 from Outer Space"
Fulci's "Zombi 3" (actually sucks)
"Zombie Holocaust" (those crazy italians and their cannibal films)

[Jorgha]

What you think I try to remember the names of every god awful movies I watch.

It just describes so much. I try to remember the names of the shit bombs I watch where I don't turn on HBO and watch them again...or worse yet, spend money and rent them....l

Bad movies really make me wish that MST3K wasn't taken off the air....

[LK]

Contact bored the hell out of me.

Freddie Got Fingered is also insane crap.

[The Answer]

Marci X
Head of State

You didn't like Chris Rock's Head of State that was down right hilarious.As for the worst I have seen hmm... probably the second fast and the furious

[Gertner]

Simone. Al Pacino at his finest!

[Fryza]

Gigli, Blair Witch Project (:'(), Starship Troopers (both of them), Scary Movie II, Godzilla (1999 version), Garfield the Movie, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III, 3 Ninjas Strike Back, Powder, Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Rings, Mortal Kombat Annhilation, most Will Smith movies, Jurassic Park II..

[DaveWadding]

Fruzi reminded me: Cat in the Hat

[Fryza]

Pootie Tang and Soul Plane were horrible as well.

[FakeLaser]

It's PatI have it on DVD. Got it for like 3 dollars. It is horrible, but I couldn't pass it up.

[ATTHEWMA]

punch drunk love

[Buzzkill]

Lake Placid
LOL I remember that shit

Anyways, probably Dude, Where's My Car?

[Buzzkill]

Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Rings
No matter how much you dislike the first Lord of the Rings, I don't think anyone could say with a straight face that its a poorly made film.

[Zelda]

Pousse Mais Pousse Égal



:love:

[The Mask]

some french film. le temps du loupe or something like that. I saw it all and i had no idea what the fuck was going on all the way through.

[Jorgha]

THX1165 or whatever the hell it is called. I want to know what George Lucas was thinking when he made that shitbomb.

[OssMan]

THX1165 or whatever the hell it is called. I want to know what George Lucas was thinking when he made that shitbomb. are you sure you aren't thinking of the advertisement that plays before the Star Wars movies on VHS or DVD, cause I don't think that was George Lucas's idea.

[tucsonspeed6]

The "THX" logo that comes up at the begining of movies refers to the people who did the sound work for the movie. It's a subsidiary of Industrial Light and Magic and was named after Lucas' movie.

[Mr. Monday Morning]

It's THX1138. I think I read somewhere that it was his (Lucas') college dorm room phone number or something stupid like that.

Anyway, another vote for Queen of the Damned and MK: Annihilation. Damn, those were awful. I try to stay away from shit films as much as possible, I don't even get curious, but jeez they were awful.

Anything Else is pretty bad too.

[King Jericho]

Definatly...Dungeons and Dragons.

[Fryza]

No matter how much you dislike the first Lord of the Rings, I don't think anyone could say with a straight face that its a poorly made film.

Yeah, it wasn't poorly made. It looked good, all that stuff. Beautiful locations, special effects, all that stuff.

I just thought it was a bad movie. :-\

[Fox]

Batman & Robin will forever be the worst movie ever made

[slextremely]

True Batman and Robin was awful, The Batman series went down hill after Tim Burton and Michael Keaton left...

[SukkaChump]

the thing with two heads, story is that a brilliant/rich/scientist whos also a biggot is dying and gets his head sewn onto a large black man on death row, the black guy escapes from the lab with the proffesor, on a dirt bike..

"black son of a bitch" opposed to the N-word was used in most of the dialouge(sp?)
and you could tell that when they were both seen in the same shot, the white guy was just standing on a box, and slightly back, with his chin on the black mans shoulders, and a large bandage was wrapped around their necks for obvious reasons.

needless to say, WHAT-THE-FUCK

[SuperSlim]

I forgot all about the crapfest that was Blair Witch Project... it just seemed so poorly put together.

Scary Movie II and III. Two was just too gay and III wasn't even funny.

Annihilation was an hour and a half piss break and Will Smith movies are those that you just want to take target practice at.

[diamondcutter]

Marci X
Head of State

I actually liked Head Of State. Now, "Down To Earth" on the other hand.... :wtf:

[Sickboy]

Osmosis Jones

Wow, there's something really wrong about you... :nono:


I would say that Van Damme's "Inferno" (also known as Coyote Moon and Desert Heat) is the worst film EVER... It gives a whole new meaning to the word crap

[JJ Moore]

The Beast Of Yukka Flats - Old B-Movie

[Fox]

Charlie's Angels 2: Full Throttle must also be mentioned

If they weren't hot, all three of those actresses would be out of work after that shit bomb. Come to think of it, have any of them really done anything since last summer?

[Gonzo]

That movie is the cheesiest piece of shit ever for a big budget film.

[Buzzkill]

Possibly National Lampoon's "Dorm Daze"

God SO BAD

[MrMeJW]

I don't know about worse but the one film that made me the most angry with how bad it was was Taking Lives

[jindrak]

Either Double Dragon or Haunted Mansion.

[Champion of Europa]

Cat in the Hat

[Boondock Saint]

Pretty much agree with the majority of what has been listed, that I've seen anyway.

[Mister Sinister]

House Of 1,000 Corpses...

The Horror movie fans were waiting for a long time, that got so cut down, that it was nothing but crap....with the exception of Captain Splauding (sp?)

[Boondock Saint]

I actually like House of 1k Corpses...:-\ Dunno, not really scary but just a fun messed up movie.

I believe Rob intended to release an uncut version on DVD, but then was offered to do the sequel. So he made the choice of one or the other and chose the latter.

Speaking of that, The Devil's Rejects was supposed to come out this month if I remember correctly. Or "rumored" to come out.

[BlackRavyyn]

You know, now that I think about it - that second Charlie's Angels did suck. I was just too enraptured by Drew I guess (and the car wash scene at the end of the movie...hmm)

If I go by bad movies, I would say Freddy Got Fingered but I knew that one was going to be bad before I saw it so it doesn't count. I can think of the Burbs, The Matrix, and a big budget bomb from years gone by that starred Geena Davis - something about her being a pirate. It costed $100 million to make and it sucked every second.

[Boondock Saint]

lol, Cutthroat Island. Infamous for its awfulness.

[BungeeWithNoCord]

Pootie Tang and Soul Plane were horrible as well.


Pootie Tang is Heeeeeeeeelarious

[Dazz]

Dodgeball
Old School
Lord of the Ring 1 + 2 (Never saw the third)

[AareDub]

Gothika

Also, I agree with whoever said A.I.

[Gouda]

Master of Disguise.

[DaveBrawl]

Master of Disguise - never before have I honestly felt dumber after watching a movie.

[Dark Kane]

House Of 1,000 Corpses...

The Horror movie fans were waiting for a long time, that got so cut down, that it was nothing but crap....with the exception of Captain Splauding (sp?)

I thought it was a really cool flick, Rob Zombie is a great horror director and I hope he makes more horror films. He should ditch his music career and continue with film making. :y:

And the guy that mentioned "Punch Drunk Love" a few posts above, I love that movie as well. "Punch Drunk Love" is Adam Sandler's best role IMO.

[kutelilvampiress]

the worst movie ever was Dude, where my car? but OMG was it funny too :D :P HAHAHA sorry

[BlackRavyyn]

lol, Cutthroat Island. Infamous for its awfulness.

Thanks, I forgot the title...maybe on purpose... :D

*positive rep*

[BungeeWithNoCord]

Master of Disguise.
that and all Lord of The Rings

[BlackDawn2024]

Pretty much anything to do with those untalented losers known as Will Smith and Adam Sandler. But off the top of my head...

I do believe Lord of The Rings to be a poorly-made film(s). It's just so boring and long and...long...and...long.

Kill Bill.

Anything Quenton "I'm Such An Ego-Maniac And An Arrogant Hack" Tarrantino has ever done.

But dear god, I absolutely despised these films:

House Of 1,000 Corpses
Master Of Disguise
Head Of State


As for the Batman franchise, it's pretty much dead when you start with Burton's Batman in '89. Granted, the first Batman isn't nearly as bad as Forever and B&R, but the first Batman is really not that good of a film.

[DaveWadding]

Kill Bill.

Anything Quenton "I'm Such An Ego-Maniac And An Arrogant Hack" Tarrantino has ever done.


Pretty obvious how many Tarantino movies YOU'VE seen...try none.

[Blue Demon]

Blair Witch 2, House of the Dead, Batman and Robin and Freddy Got Fingered.

[Boondock Saint]

I do believe Lord of The Rings to be a poorly-made film(s). It's just so boring and long and...long...and...long.



WTF. How anyone can claim these movies to be "poorly made" is ridiculous. You may not enjoy them but that still does not mean they were poorly made. These are some of the most beautifully made films to ever grace the screen, plus probably the best book-to-film adaptation yet.

You thought the movie was boring, just imagine what was left out from the books that would have made it even more boring for ya.

Not trying to sound like an ass, but really, I can never fathom how these films could be considered "poorly made".

[BlackDawn2024]

WTF. How anyone can claim these movies to be "poorly made" is ridiculous. You may not enjoy them but that still does not mean they were poorly made. These are some of the most beautifully made films to ever grace the screen, plus probably the best book-to-film adaptation yet.

You thought the movie was boring, just imagine what was left out from the books that would have made it even more boring for ya.

Not trying to sound like an ass, but really, I can never fathom how these films could be considered "poorly made".

I consider them poorly directed and poorly acted. Secondly, I don't think the special effects are that good either. I'm not trying to sound like an ass, either, but I just don't think they're made well. I respect your opinion, Boondock, I'm not trying to attack you personally here.

As for Tarrantino, I have seen his films. I've seen Pulp Fiction, don't like it. I've seen Resevoir(sp?) Dogs, don't like it. I'm just not impressed with him. Plus, he's got such a huge ego, that I can't stand the guy. He's so arrogant and pretentious. People have filled his head with all this bullshit about how he's such a great director, and his head has grown to the size of a fucking trailer park. In my opinion, I don't think he's a good director.

It's the same way with Kevin Smith. His ego has grown so much, that he's so fucking in love with himself. Pure fact is, Kevin, just because you make comic book references, that doesn't qualify you to write comic books. Case in point, Daredevil. All you did was re-hash Frank Millers stuff, who did it so much better than you.

Ok, I'll stop ranting now.

[The Outlaw]

Rubber Face

pissed me off it was so bad

[The Highlander]

Purple Rain or Highlander 2

[Azriel]

Dungeons and Dragons

[CosaNostra]

Dungeons and Dragons

Yeah, talk about ruining what should have been made a good movie.

[The Mackem]

I'm not really into watching shit movies but of those that I have had the mispleasure of watching, Titanic, Pearl Harbor and Resident Evil are up there.

[Corndad]

Howard the Duck... Nuff Said


That new Sponge bob movie got alot of potential to be god awful as well

[Bad Guy]

Freddy Got Fingered
Joe's Apartment
Rollerball (remake)
Ghost of Mars (was Jon Carpenter on drugs when he made this piece of crap?)
Queen of the Damned
Starship Troopers

Those films above are horrible.

I was fine with this until I saw Starship Troopers. I think you forgot to add a "2" to the end of that.

[DegenerationY]

HOWARD THE DUCK RULED :rant:

[Montezuma's Revenge]

Baise Moi. Once you get past the "graphic sex scenes" (no different from what you'd get in your average porn film, actually), it's really, really boring and poorly written.

[Montezuma's Revenge]

As for Tarrantino, I have seen his films. I've seen Pulp Fiction, don't like it. I've seen Resevoir(sp?) Dogs, don't like it. I'm just not impressed with him. Plus, he's got such a huge ego, that I can't stand the guy. He's so arrogant and pretentious. People have filled his head with all this bullshit about how he's such a great director, and his head has grown to the size of a fucking trailer park. In my opinion, I don't think he's a good director.
You want arrogant and pretentious, look at Lars von Trier. Tarantino is a fucing saint compared to that douche.

It's the same way with Kevin Smith. His ego has grown so much, that he's so fucking in love with himself. Pure fact is, Kevin, just because you make comic book references, that doesn't qualify you to write comic books. Case in point, Daredevil. All you did was re-hash Frank Millers stuff, who did it so much better than you.

Ok, I'll stop ranting now.
Uh, I hate to break this to you, but Daredevil wasn't a Kevin Smith movie. He only had a cameo in it.

[BlackDawn2024]

Uh, I hate to break this to you, but Daredevil wasn't a Kevin Smith movie. He only had a cameo in it.

I hate to break this to YOU, but I'm not talking about the movie. I'm talking about the comic books, you know, the source material? You do know that Daredevil was a comic book first, right? Kevin Smith worked on the Daredevil comics, but all he did was re-hash and rape Frank Miller's(another god of comics, in case you didn't know) material. Miller had done it so much better as well.

I never said Kevin Smith directed it. Daredevil was written and directed by Mark Steven Johnson, who is also doing Ghost Rider. So don't tell me what is and isn't before getting what I said straight.

[Boondock Saint]

I think I'm like 1 of 5 people who enjoyed Daredevil.

[Champion of Europa]

I think I'm like 1 of 5 people who enjoyed Daredevil.

Getting the Director's Cut for Christmas. :heart:

[VJW]

I hate to break this to YOU, but I'm not talking about the movie. I'm talking about the comic books, you know, the source material? You do know that Daredevil was a comic book first, right? Kevin Smith worked on the Daredevil comics, but all he did was re-hash and rape Frank Miller's(another god of comics, in case you didn't know) material. Miller had done it so much better as well.

I never said Kevin Smith directed it. Daredevil was written and directed by Mark Steven Johnson, who is also doing Ghost Rider. So don't tell me what is and isn't before getting what I said straight.

Yeah Miller was great back in the eighties but DKSA was horrible IMO. But it was nice to see his tiny cameo with Bullseye.

Anyway I'd say that Titanic was one of the worst films that I've seen. Most overrated piece of shit.

[BlackDawn2024]

I think I'm like 1 of 5 people who enjoyed Daredevil.

I liked Daredevil. It had some good action scenes in it, and overall, it was a pretty good movie. It certainly wasn't the best comic-to-movie adaptation I've seen, but it was still good. Except for Ben "I'm As Stiff As A God Damn Board" Affleck's performance, you've got a solid movie.

[Johnny Vegas]

Texas Fucking Chainsaw Massacre..:nono:

[Bazooka]

Pretty much anything to do with those untalented losers known as Will Smith and Adam Sandler. But off the top of my head...

I do believe Lord of The Rings to be a poorly-made film(s). It's just so boring and long and...long...and...long.

Kill Bill.

Anything Quenton "I'm Such An Ego-Maniac And An Arrogant Hack" Tarrantino has ever done.

But dear god, I absolutely despised these films:

House Of 1,000 Corpses
Master Of Disguise
Head Of State


As for the Batman franchise, it's pretty much dead when you start with Burton's Batman in '89. Granted, the first Batman isn't nearly as bad as Forever and B&R, but the first Batman is really not that good of a film.What the hell, Kill Bill movies are the greatest of all time. I don't know where you got this information but what's wrong with Tattantino being an "arrogant hack" he deserves to be. He's brillant, and he has the right to be confident in himself enough to appreciate how great he is.

Also LOTR took an extremely long time to make, and it delivered. It won so many awards including best picture, so to say it's poorly made shows the ignorance on your part. Also, the acting in the movie was brillant, they didn't really need to get A-list actors to fill in the role cause that would have ruined the effect of the movie.

Also, I agree with the movies you despise, they suck. Besides Batman, that was kewl.

Here's the movie I hate most: Crossroads with Brittney Spears. A friend of mine made me sit through half of this and only half cause I left the room.

[DaveWadding]

I think I'm like 1 of 5 people who enjoyed Daredevil.
Then I'm #2

[BlackDawn2024]

What the hell, Kill Bill movies are the greatest of all time. I don't know where you got this information but what's wrong with Tattantino being an "arrogant hack" he deserves to be. He's brillant, and he has the right to be confident in himself enough to appreciate how great he is.

Boy, can you kiss Tarantino's ass any more? Jesus.

He's brilliant and he has the right to be confident in himself enough to appreciate how great he is?

Give me a break.

Also LOTR took an extremely long time to make, and it delivered. It won so many awards including best picture, so to say it's poorly made shows the ignorance on your part. Also, the acting in the movie was brillant, they didn't really need to get A-list actors to fill in the role cause that would have ruined the effect of the movie.

That doesn't prove shit. Movies win awards all the damn time, doesn't mean they're good. Just because Lord Of The Rings won so many awards, doesn't make it a good film. The acting? What acting? People acted in that movie? Huh. Yeah, you said it right when you said they didn't need A-List actors. Elijah Wood is a perfect example. The guy can't act for shit.

Here's the movie I hate most: Crossroads with Brittney Spears. A friend of mine made me sit through half of this and only half cause I left the room.

Now that I'll agree with. Crossroads is complete shit.

[YOUR Hero]

Bride of Chucky.

Come fucking on!

[Boondock Saint]

Wow, I actually agree with Blackdawn ( :eek: )on the LOTR acting. It really isn't anything to be that proud of, with the exception of Ian McKellan. But seeing as how whenever I read about the movies, no one really comments on the acting. Maybe on how they looked the part, but not the acting. And correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't recall any of the other actors being nominated for Best or Supporting Actor/Actress?

But aside from that...uh....yeah.

[Blitz]

I think I'm like 1 of 5 people who enjoyed Daredevil.

#2/5. :cool:

Anyway, House of the Dead is the worst movie, by a large margin. It's the only movie I've ever actually become angry with. Although, I actually consider it less a movie than a calculated assault against happiness (/seanbaby).

Runners up:
Batman And Robin, for taking the best comic bock villain of all time (Bane) and turning him into a punchline

Wing Commander (Pretty much anythng with Freddy Prinze Jr., actually. How he bagged Sarah Michelle gellar is a question for the ages)

Resident Evil and Resident Evil Apocalypse, for one of the most boring characters in movie history (Alice)

Mortal Kombat Annhilation, for awful dialogue and trying to cram in every goddamn character from the games.

Street Fighter, for terrible, terrible casting.

[123 kid]

Resident Evil sucked. As did Catwoman - although I wasn't exactly expecting this to be good. I was expecting Resident Evil to be good though, so I was really disappointed :(

[John la Rock]

Wow, I actually agree with Blackdawn ( :eek: )on the LOTR acting. It really isn't anything to be that proud of, with the exception of Ian McKellan. But seeing as how whenever I read about the movies, no one really comments on the acting. Maybe on how they looked the part, but not the acting. And correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't recall any of the other actors being nominated for Best or Supporting Actor/Actress?

But aside from that...uh....yeah.


I think that Sean Bean (Boromir) was the best actor in LOTR. Even better then Ian McKellan

[RemyRed]

Eyes Wide Shut

[The Dub]

Bowfinger and A Clockwork Orange. BTW, I liked Head of State

[Bad Company]

Panic Room.

That Movie made me wanna kill myself it was so shit.

[The Mask]

honourable mention to The Day After Tomorrow. I can see why the south park guys wanted to make a puppet version of that before they did Team America. Absolutely ridiculous script, and terrible over dramatic acting too.

just to prove my point:

Memorable Quotes from
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Jack Hall: Professor, I think it's time you guys got out of there.
Terry Rapson: I'm afraid that time has come and gone, my friend.
Jack Hall: What should we do?
Terry Rapson: Save as many as you can.

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[as Brian works on a radio]
Police Officer: You should get some help with that.
Brian Parks: Sir, I'm the president of the electronics club, the mathematics club, and the chess club. If there is a bigger nerd in here, please point him out.

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Laura Chapman: I've got one. Best vacation?
Sam Hall: You mean besides this one?

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Laura Chapman: Everything I've ever cared about, everything I've worked for, it's all been in preparation for a future that no longer exists. I know you always thought I took the competition too seriously. You were right. It was all for nothing.
Sam Hall: No, I just said that to avoid admitting the truth.
Laura Chapman: The truth about what?
Sam Hall: About why I joined the team. I joined it because of you.

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Jeremy: Friedrich Niezsche? We can't burn that! He's one of the most important thinkers in history!
Elsa: Please! Niezsche was a syphilitic chauvinist who was in love with his own sister.
Jeremy: He was not a chauvinist!
Elsa: But he was in love with his own sister.
Brian Parks: Uh, yeah, guys? We got a whole section on tax laws down here we can burn.

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Brian Parks: [after finding a bottle of penicillin with Russian written on it] I found it!
Sam Hall: How can you tell?
Brian Parks: Because it says "penicillin" on the bottom.

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[a man suggested burning a bottle of alcohol to keep them alive]
Terry Rapson: Are you mad? That's a 12-year-old scotch.

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Jason Evans: [as he meets a gorgeous woman] Hi, I'm Jason!

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Jason Evans: What's going to happen to us?
Jack Hall: What do you mean?
Jason Evans: I mean "us"? Civilization? Everyone?
Jack Hall: Mankind survived the last ice age. We're certainly capable of surviving this one. The only question is, will we be able to learn from our mistakes?

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Jack Hall: I will come for you, do you understand me?

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J.D.: [showing the other students the museum] I couldn't let you guys leave New York without seeing the Natural History Museum.
Sam Hall: [under his breath] Of course not, it's the world's finest collection of stuffed animals.

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Helicopter Pilot: [trying to start plummeting helicopter] Come on, you ruddy bastard!

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Jack Hall: Our climate is fragile. The ice caps are disappearing at a dangerous rate.
Vice President Becker: Dr. Hall, our economy is every bit as fragile as the environment. Perhaps you should keep that in mind before making sensationalist claims.
Jack Hall: Well, the last chunk of ice that broke off was the size of Rhode Island. A lot of folks would say that was pretty sensational.

dear god

The only question is, will we be able to learn from our mistakes?

hahaha :'(

[HankScorpio]

Without a doubt, Cube 2:Hypercube, Stay away from that movie!

[Blitz]

Without a doubt, Cube 2:Hypercube, Stay away from that movie!

Just saw it a few weeks ago. Words can't describe just how confused I was at the end of this movie.

[Savio]

Hero with jet li.....No farenheight 911

[My Final Heaven]

Anything with Ben Stiller in it, his idea of "comedy" is to grimace & scream at the camera. I think Roger Ebert said in his review of the latest Texas Chainsaw Massacre that he walked out in the middle because he felt like he had to get out into the sunlight, the movie was so dark & morbid. That's how I feel about Ben Stiller movies :D

Michael Moore is a master of taking things out of context and twisting the facts to fit his own political agenda. :| Did you hear about his next movie? "George Bush is a stupid poopyhead".

[Fox]

I thought his next project was an animated film by PIXAR called "Bush Eats Babies"?

[My Final Heaven]

Sorry, my bad :lol:

[Hardkore Kidd J]

1. Pearl Harbor

2. Daredevil [I just don't like movies with Ben AffLeck]

3. Fear dot com

4. Titanic

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

Troy

[Silent]

Bowfinger and A Clockwork Orange. BTW, I liked Head of State

Your taste in movies really blows. :o

[Apprentice]

I just saw a sneak preview of Alexander. I think I can say that it qualifies for this thread.

[Cool King]

Titanic