RAW Captions 10/25/04

[Gone Mad]

WTF is up with the sizes again? Anyways, here's the pics.

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[FourFifty]

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<b>Hurricane:</b> How the HELL is Maven getting pushed before me!?!?!?

[Disturbed316]

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Rhyno had been up to his old glue tricks again.

[V]

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The Name's Bond... James Bond

[BungeeWithNoCord]

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Jericho had never seen a black mans ass before
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Befroe this Shelton had never seen a white mans penis before

[Evil Vito]

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<font color=goldenrod>PWN'ED!</font>

[Dark Kane]

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Bischoff: "Will the Real Slim Shady, please stand up..."
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Orton: "Sorry Ref, I just had a few beers last night..."
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Shelton: "NO, NO, NOOOOOoooooooo....don't land me on the refferee!!!"
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*Batman Theme*
Orton: "Holy ropes tie, Batman..."
Flair: :wtf:
*orton punches Flair* The words BAM flies at the screen in colors.
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Fat guy in blue shirt with glasses in audience: "I hope Orlando Jordan wins this match".
Fan sitting next to fat guy: "How many times have I told you, that is Shelton Benjamin. Orlando is on Smackdown."
Fat guy: "Then who's the guy kickin' Shelton, then?"
Fan next to fat guy: "HBK???"
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Shelton: "Ever play the game "Where's Waldo"? Now lets play, "Where's the fan wearing the clown mask"?
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HBK: "Dammit J.R. why did you have to move my crushes back further, I fell because of you..."
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HHH: "Please, don't tell Pat Patterson, I swear Steph has nothing to do with me taking over RAW...'

[Savio]

Bonus:
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[Disturbed316]

Bonus:
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Hogan: Now would you like to fingerbang her? If she weren't my daughter...I would.

[BungeeWithNoCord]

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The ref owed both Jericho and Benjamin 50 bucks after they proved Jericho could indeed stick his head all the way up Shelton's ass

[BungeeWithNoCord]

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daddy just raped me!!!
say that again and ill shoot you with my imaginary gun

[Dark Kane]

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Hogan: "Ok, so you have a choice to make. Which one of us would you like vote or die?"
Voter in audience: "Hogan die!!!"
Hogan: "I'll take that as a no. Will someone please vote Brooke to die, please?"
Brooke looks over to Hogan: "Daddy, you are mean."
Hogan: "I'm too old to die, can you get someone to vote for me?"
Brooke: :shifty:

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Hogan: You haven't voted yet, have you ? Sorry.. **shoots Brooke in the sexy ass **

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Bischoff: I will survive.. oh, as long as I know how to love.. I know I'll stay a-live... I've got all my life to live. I've got all my ..life to give. I will survive. Hey, hey. [/Cake style]

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Ref: Wow... I've got to do that to my wife sometime.

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Cole: FLAIR WITH A 619!

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Jericho: This DDR game is just impossible..

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Xtian (looking at this pic): I don't remember saying that .

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HBK: uGH.. Damn you and your eight-sided ring!

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Batista: Hey. What are you doing here, lil guy? **picks him Maven, moves him slowly outside the ropes** ..There you go. The ring's for big people. Now, hop along, little doggie.

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M. Bison (in crowd): Ah, my move was better!

Orton: ...Father???

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Apparently no one told Flair, to do a Van Terminator, that you hit your opponent's head.. not yours.

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Orton: Now we got him..
Benoit: Oh, yeah!
HHH: HENRY O' GODWIN???!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!

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Benoit shows signs of a heel turn when he decides to go against Hands Across America.

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[Corkscrewed]

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As part of his continued depush, Orton was forced to take part of the Greased Pig Wrestling contest. Too bad he was the pig.

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Benjamin: "GAHH!!! No wonder Hunter buried you!!!"

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Flair certainly had the odder method of picking up quarters on the ground.

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Jericho certainly loved the offensive tricks he could do on his invisible jet ski.

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Shelton: "Chris!!!"
Jericho: "Stevie!!!"
Richards: :naughty:

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Christian displays his best Southerner impression.

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Kevin Nash Syndrome finally strikes the lone remaining unscarred member of the Kliq.

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Orton: "WOOOO!!! INVISIBLE PSYCHO POGO!!!"

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Here you see how Hunter traps midcarders to feed to his lions.

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"Okay! Okay! You can be from Canada again!!!"

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Benoit just had to go and ruin the 2004 comeback of the Village People.

[SammyG]

Can someone please tell me how to do captions? like how do i get the picture and then my quote under it? sorry if this has been asked before, im a junior member. Thanks guys.

[Krypton Knight]

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Worst. Blowjob. Ever.

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Orton: Shhh! I hear dead people!

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Kurt Angle becomes the newest addition to the Raw roster and recieves first dibs on "Buried by Hunter 101"

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Orton: Wow, this ceiling is nice if you need a quick nap.

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Introducing our newest product, The Fly Hunter 5000! Now with chair swatting action!

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Each wrestler predicted where their careers were headed with their arm positions.

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Bob Holly. enough said :shifty:

[Apprentice]

Can someone please tell me how to do captions? like how do i get the picture and then my quote under it? sorry if this has been asked before, im a junior member. Thanks guys.

Just hit reply to the first post and put your captions underneath the hyperlinks to the pictures.

[Transplant]

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Crutches: Hey Shawn, Your Mother's A Whore

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"...and today on RAW, Rhyno's glue antics spiral out of control"

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Jericho, Orton, Maven: Give me a Y
Benoit: Fuck this shit

[Aussie Skier]

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Chris Jericho comes flying out from the cage. Finally his big chance! A loss to Shelton Benjamin

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Jericho's face says it all. It's back to the cage for him, where he can join The hurricane.........and Christian.........and RVD ...................and Booker T ......

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Christian: "I'm gonna be the new WWE champions soon enough"
Shelton: "ahhhh, thats the Intercontinental title"
Christian: "WHAT! I'm still fighting for this piece of crap!"

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J.R. "Shawn Michaels is in so much obvious pain. What bravery it took for him to come down to the ring."
King: "Pain, i'd call it stupidity. By the look on his face, he really should've gone to the toilet before entering the ring."

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Randy: "c'mon ric, you too can fly like me. I'll even give you a boost!"

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The hurricane is unhappy and he sits behind the barrier. Not only does he not wrestle, but he's not even allowed in the ring!

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HHH: "NOOOOOO!!!! Please don't send me there! I dont wanna go, let me stay here!"
Benoit: "No chance, your going....your going, to mid card hell. heck, we've all been there before"

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"and said young man, take a walk up the street, you can stay there, and I'm sure you wil find many ways, to, have, a good time.....it's fun to stay at the
Y - M - C - A"

[PorkSoda]

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Shelton: Hi Hunter.
H: Who are you?
Shelton: My name is Shelton Benjamin, and I just came back from an injury. I think you are nothing, you hold everyone down and just because your the champion 9 times doesnt mean squawt to me or my gramma, you have it because your banging the bosses daughter. I want a title shot and I'm going to beat you for that title right here TONIGHT!
*Awkward silence*
Jericho: Excuse me Triple H let me handle this, I speak jive.

[Danny Electric]

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She just took these two fingers brother, want to smell?



That was sick, I don't condone incest in any way.

[Savio]

Come back to TNA DE

[Rain Man]

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Shelton: *FART*
Jericho: Comeon man I just jobbed to you! Was the necessary?
Shelton: Sorry...

[Gouda]

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Shelton: *sexy voice* Well Jericho? You ready?

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Shelton: OH YEAH! THAT'S THE STUFF!!
Jericho: You sure if I do this HHH will let me have a push?
Shelton: Don't worry about him... I have pictures. Why do you think I've beaten him so many times?

[SammyG]

First time ever doing captions... This will probably suck..

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Bisch: This is starting to feel like WCW... what has it come down to.. :'(
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RKO: Good god... that pic of steph and hhh is nasty...
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Shelton was upset, a black man was finally above a white man, but Jericho was about to change that...
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JR: BAH GAWD EMINEM IS IN THE CROWD! ( Behind Orton's left shoulder)
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Kung Lao made a suprise appearance and took the form of Y2J
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Jericho: How the hell did you get HHH To job to you??
Shelton:.... im sorry... i cant tell you... you dont wanna know anyway...
Jericho: :wtf:
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It appears Christian has not been introduced to Right Guard
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Thing became a heel when he took Shawn's crutches away from him... :shifty:
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Batista wasn't too pleased by the smell of Maven's fart..
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Best.Dropkick.Ever
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JR: CONCHAIRTO! THAT WAS A 7/8 CAREER THREATENING CHAIRSHOT!
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Angering a Rabid Wolverine.. another side effect of hunger.
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Raise your hands if you are tired of being screwed over by HHH!

[Blue Demon]

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Bichoff begins his rendition of smooth criminal

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KBK was now starting to job to God

[Xero]

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Vince: Tell me where this mic has been damnit!
Bischoff: What?
Vince: SMELL IT!
Bischoff: **Sniff** AHH GOD! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
Vince: Remember when Mae Young put that sardeen down her pants and gave you the Bronco Buster?
Bischoff: ............ OH GOD I FUCKING HATE YOU!

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Heidenreich makes a special appearence on RAW by the request of Triple H...

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Ref: I never would have guessed he could get it that far down...

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Randy: Rock a bye RICKIE... **Clothesline, spring back up** In the tree TOP... **Clothesline** When the wind BLOWS... **Clothesline** The ring... Aw fuck it, I'm tired of this... **PUNCH**

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Jericho relaxes on the ropes while Shelton waits for his turn...

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Shelton: HONK HONK! **Squeezes Jericho's crotch**
Jericho: STOP THAT!

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JR: BAHGAWDCHOKESLAM!
King (Off mic but you can hear him): Okay, that's just sad...

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Guy in crowd: I'ma butt fuck that boy I am...

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Worst... Piledriver... Ever...

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Ric: Batter up!

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Randy sacrifices himself to save Ric Flair's last brain cell...

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Triple H: No... I'll give you anything...
Randy: ANYTHING?
Triple H: ANYTHING!
Benoit: I want a 1 year title run follwed by 10 years in the main event.
Triple H: Done...
Randy: I want you out of the main event forever...
Triple H: Done... Now can I have the tape back?
Randy: What tape?
Triple H: .............. SHIT!

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They didn't exactly have the "DIMA" down yet...

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Hogan: That's right Vince! She can be all yours if I get one more run!
Vince: Mmmmm... DONE!
Brooke: BUT... BUT DAD!
Hogan: It's okay hon, it'll all work out in the end!
Vince: C'mon hon, I want to start NOW!
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Brooke: DAAAAAAAAAAD!!!
Hogan: Have fun!


A few long ones this week, huh?

[Corkscrewed]

^ LOL at that last one.